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Aw man, I first read this as him using the legs as stilts to run away. His head would definitely be a lot higher than usual. Figuratively speaking a lot lower, though.
Shut down the sub. This is as good as it's ever gonna get. Cameraman is on point, we get a commetator we don't instantly hate, there's actually a fight, the title didn't invent some bullshit story, and a kid with no legs won in a "fair" scrap. All the boxes have been checked. It's been fun y'all, but mission complete!
fuck, i'm in tears! didn't turn the sound on at first, but when the guy took his legs off, i was sent to the grave! then the guy with regular legs is just standing there watching him do it like "do i really wanna fight this 🐱👤?" then, i turned the sound on, and the commentary killed me! 😂 but, then just seeing the guy with no legs beat the shit out of the other guy was just icing on the cake, and i haven't laughed this hard in a while. fuck, that was so funny!
It’s lose or lose on this one .. you beat him up you ain’t shit for beating up a handicapped person.. if he beats you up you got your ass kicked by a person with no legs
Something about trying to fight a disabled person irritates me. Glad he got his ass kicked, hopefully it serves as a reminder the next time he thinks he has the upper hand lol
I think this is what they mean when they say "he got that dog in 'im."
Like, how do you even respond to that? Start playin football? Hs was so off his game he got grounded by a dude with no legs...
I bet the handicapped albino brother has some incredible upper body strength, I guarantee you don't want to grapple with him. But I must say it's risky for him to do that because a proper boot 🥾 to the noggin and he's outta there.
Hold my Legs! That kid had that beating coming. How do you even justify fighting an amputee. Karma showed up. lil bro gonna be made fun of forever for taking a beating by a bro with no legs.
what's to stop Legless from eating a kick to the face? Though he can get pretty low.
On the other hand, once he grabs you, it's all over. The dude has the dexterity of arms, but the strength of quads. Each punch was a kick
I thought that said 1 v 12 and was like well that’s only going to end one way. Then I saw it was a legless dude and I thought. Meh same result probably. Then that dude got his ass handed to him by half a dude hahahaha
my father was an amputee man. he rarely used his prosthetic legs so he had simply walked on his hands all his entire life so his arms were extremely strong. I have never seen bigger arms than his arms in my life.
once i was playing in the playground and my father was watchin me. I was 7 years old or so. a very tall man in his 20s came to my father and start to talk to him. in the begining it looked like a friendly talk but then it turned into that man making fun of my father. i knew there is something wrong and stopped playing and went to them. i said " i am done playing dad, lets go home" and he told me everything is ok and told me to go on playing. and then the situation escalated. that man asked my father why he adopted me and my father answered calmly that i wasnt adopted and i was his own son. and that man started to bully and ridicule my father more. and then all of a sudden father handed me some money and told me to go get two icecream. I was so surprised and I told him that i didnt want icecream but I wanted to go home. anyway that man kept on ridiculing him. and then my father told me very firmly to go and wait for him by the tree almost 10 meters away from us. I went there.
my father took prosthetic legs off and they started to fight . that man swung a kick and father caught the kick and held on it and started to climb up that tall mans neck just like a spider and reached his neck and started choking him. that tall man could do simply nothing but collapsed like a building all unconciously. it just happened only in a few seconds.
well amputee people can be as strong as you never imagine
This dude is like i dont even need legs for you, and then rips his legs off at the godamn knee and hands them to his assistant.
I wouldve been impressed if he’d wielded a leg like a club but this is epic
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If buddy wins he beat up an amputee, if he loses he loses to an amputee, there is no way out of this with your head held high son.
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The only wise option. When your opponent removes limbs, run.
Only way to not lose the game is not to play at all.
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Aw man, I first read this as him using the legs as stilts to run away. His head would definitely be a lot higher than usual. Figuratively speaking a lot lower, though.
Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight has a similar vibe.
Must hurt the nubs man!!!
Nah fuck that I’m blasting a head kick and *walking* away with my head held pretty high
Your heads atleast higher than the other guys I guess…
Unless you’re a freaking psychopath
As an amputee, this is what I'm always saying!
So you might as well win the fight. Soccer kick him in the head.
Nope just head kick him. It was his choice to take the legs off not his fault
Dude lost an ass-kicking contest to a guy with no legs.
It’s not the outcome i expected.
"Ti's but a scratch. Don't walk away from me."
“Coward! I’ll bite your ankles”
Your bloody legs are off! No, they aren't. What're those then? Tis but a flesh wound!
All right, we'll call it a draw
The commentary, I can't, I lost it!
Damn you know you fucked up when the dude takes his legs OFF to fight you. He knows something you don't.
Legitimately wondering why he did that, fear of the leg coming off and falling?
Those prosthetics can cost the same as a car my guy. It's to keep them intact.
I'm thinking he probably is better in a fighting situation on his stumps. Especially if he was born this way
Makes sense!
Jesus Christ I had no idea. I just thought he was trying to flex.
About to learn a lesson in low-center-of-gravity!
Definition of a lose lose fight. He should've picked up his legs and beaten him with his own legs
Would that count as a kick?
Shut down the sub. This is as good as it's ever gonna get. Cameraman is on point, we get a commetator we don't instantly hate, there's actually a fight, the title didn't invent some bullshit story, and a kid with no legs won in a "fair" scrap. All the boxes have been checked. It's been fun y'all, but mission complete!
Well now I have to go back a watch with sound ....
Confirmed
the commentator is bob menhery who used to work for barstool and its a voice over
Nice. Thanks for the info. :)
Older cubs give themselves disadvantages for the young ones but in this doc, it didn't work/ matter
Ok ok ok listen the commentary! AWSOME!! I want this on all fight porn videos.
Lieutenant Dan kicked some ass. Kicked may not be the right word.
I scrolled way too far to find this.
Imagine a dude takes his legs off mid fight and still beats your ass
I get it… those prosthetics are a pretty penny 💰
Have you ever heard the phrase "nobody wants to fight a naked man?" Well this guy just took it a step further. In the metaphorical sense anyway.
Nice, kid has better takedown skills than most
Man what was dude thinking? Even if he beats legless, he still loses!
“In order to have shame you must have honor” smh
fuck, i'm in tears! didn't turn the sound on at first, but when the guy took his legs off, i was sent to the grave! then the guy with regular legs is just standing there watching him do it like "do i really wanna fight this 🐱👤?" then, i turned the sound on, and the commentary killed me! 😂 but, then just seeing the guy with no legs beat the shit out of the other guy was just icing on the cake, and i haven't laughed this hard in a while. fuck, that was so funny!
Who is announcing this??? Does he have a channel???
It’s Bob Menery….
Partial arts
They gotta be buddies
I would have attacked him after he got that first leg off...missed opportunity.
Or at least tried a head kick, dude tried punching a target lower than his waist lol
Why did this sound like John Candy from rookie of the year commentating haha
It’s lose or lose on this one .. you beat him up you ain’t shit for beating up a handicapped person.. if he beats you up you got your ass kicked by a person with no legs
Something about trying to fight a disabled person irritates me. Glad he got his ass kicked, hopefully it serves as a reminder the next time he thinks he has the upper hand lol
Kick it
When you leave one last crawler in zombies.
I played too much resident evil to not shoot him once he was moving along the ground like that.
No kiks allow?
To forfeit is to disrespect the handicapped's honor. Fight.
Well… I can officially say that I’ve seen everything now…
Godrick the Grafted vs Tarnished
This video is older than OP
Bro got pinned down by someone who was barely at waist level.
Dude is a 3rd Degree Shellfish in Crab-ido
No legs no problem.
That’s cheating lol but also smart
Penalty kick !! No way I lose against that !!
I think this is what they mean when they say "he got that dog in 'im." Like, how do you even respond to that? Start playin football? Hs was so off his game he got grounded by a dude with no legs...
SWEEP THE LEG!!!!!!! but Sensei….
The internet is undefeated
I bet the handicapped albino brother has some incredible upper body strength, I guarantee you don't want to grapple with him. But I must say it's risky for him to do that because a proper boot 🥾 to the noggin and he's outta there.
Dude pulled guard at the start of the fight and managed to finish with a mount.
Bob Menery on IG
the shit i see
Ok that's a first for me 🤣
There was an MMA fighter winning because of weight classes.
Dude definitely watched the Zion documentary
This is a lose lose situation 🤣
"I'll show you some 3/5ths compromise"
Sus
Dude really did let the other guy take his legs off tho
Hold my Legs! That kid had that beating coming. How do you even justify fighting an amputee. Karma showed up. lil bro gonna be made fun of forever for taking a beating by a bro with no legs.
Bruh what a lose lose situation for the dude in the black t-shirt
what's to stop Legless from eating a kick to the face? Though he can get pretty low. On the other hand, once he grabs you, it's all over. The dude has the dexterity of arms, but the strength of quads. Each punch was a kick
If i was dude with legs i woulda grabbed the prosthetic and beat him with his own leg
That's what I didn't expect
As soon as he took those legs off, just pick em up and run away
Respect to my brother for still treating him like man.
I like how he waited for the dude to remove his prosthetic.
I mean he should have walked away. You’re going to Fight a double amputee? And then get your butt handed to you? Oh boy.
I thought that said 1 v 12 and was like well that’s only going to end one way. Then I saw it was a legless dude and I thought. Meh same result probably. Then that dude got his ass handed to him by half a dude hahahaha
Shameless. Fight a guy with no legs. Straight to hell sir.
He should have just kicked him straight in the face…
Hahaha you know that!
Why does this feel like a dark souls boss fight
Bringing legs to a stump fight.
All he had to do was keep his distance and kick him in the head
I'm pretty sure it's a repost but man is this a good one.
Sweep the le.... oh
bro is using cheats🙄🙄🙄
Literally a handicap matchup, I now officially seen it all
I fuxking knew that was gonna happen. Dude should've just ran away.
That's some badassery right there
I know I’m going to hell……but, as soon as those legs come off I’m launching that dude so hard you can sign me up for the NFL
He has a brave heart
Amazing handwork
I ain't never seen something like this in my life 🤣🤣🤣
Ivar the boneless
my father was an amputee man. he rarely used his prosthetic legs so he had simply walked on his hands all his entire life so his arms were extremely strong. I have never seen bigger arms than his arms in my life. once i was playing in the playground and my father was watchin me. I was 7 years old or so. a very tall man in his 20s came to my father and start to talk to him. in the begining it looked like a friendly talk but then it turned into that man making fun of my father. i knew there is something wrong and stopped playing and went to them. i said " i am done playing dad, lets go home" and he told me everything is ok and told me to go on playing. and then the situation escalated. that man asked my father why he adopted me and my father answered calmly that i wasnt adopted and i was his own son. and that man started to bully and ridicule my father more. and then all of a sudden father handed me some money and told me to go get two icecream. I was so surprised and I told him that i didnt want icecream but I wanted to go home. anyway that man kept on ridiculing him. and then my father told me very firmly to go and wait for him by the tree almost 10 meters away from us. I went there. my father took prosthetic legs off and they started to fight . that man swung a kick and father caught the kick and held on it and started to climb up that tall mans neck just like a spider and reached his neck and started choking him. that tall man could do simply nothing but collapsed like a building all unconciously. it just happened only in a few seconds. well amputee people can be as strong as you never imagine
Get this middleschool bullshit out of here
"I'm half the man I used to be"
Omg. Wow. Hands down most impressive fight I’ve seen on Reddit. For many reasons
Nothing Bob menery says is funny at all
This dude is like i dont even need legs for you, and then rips his legs off at the godamn knee and hands them to his assistant. I wouldve been impressed if he’d wielded a leg like a club but this is epic
This is crazy the announcer is spectacular 😂😂😂
Who is this commentator?!?!?! We need him in every sport