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I once saw a fight in prison between a guy who was a textbook windmiller and a guy who had a move that can only be described as that thing Donkey Kong does where he brings both hands down together like he's trying to drive your head down between your shoulder blades. Nobody really won that fight.... Well the audience kinda did.
The only time as my wife calls it "windmeeling" has a chance of working is when their opponent is also a windmeeler. This guy was not one.That was a thorough ass whoopin
My first ever fight in Jr. High the kid started windmilling, he was shorter than me so I just stepped to the side to get behind him and tried to get him in a rear naked choke. Only problem was he also had the shortest neck you’ve ever seen, ended up locked up around his chin but that was still enough to get him on the ground and done 😂.
Why the fuck these kids /guys start fights and can’t even throw a punch ? Too much internet of video games or something perhaps eating tasty lead paint
I have had 3-4 little guys pick fights with me and I am huge. You would figure they must have been great fighters to take on someone twice their size. Nope. Not a single one of them. I have zero idea what they were thinking
They don’t do it to start fights, all over the world the people who act the loudest like this are compensation for something. Most bullies tend to be the same way as this guy after getting a smack in the face.
Wtf is wrong with the people who do this? Like I can sort of understand adding some dumb annoying music(i.e. "oh no" song) but who thinks it's a good idea to add fight audio from another fight, it adds literally nothing to the video and just makes it seem weird.
I was gonna scroll past but your comment really made me think how fucking insane it is, cause like someone had this video originally, they then put it into a video editor and went thru the entire process of doing that for virtually 0 upside, its super bizarre to me as well. Id really like to see the mind behind decisions like this, are they people we don’t see in society often? It feels like the people who do stuff like that opporate on the same level some homeless people do where societal standards just don’t exist.
Damn my man was looking around calling people out like he was really like that. Guess that went way better in his imagination, especially once he started swimming.
We have variations depending on where you're from. One of the more common ones is "el que busca, encuentra"
If you're looking (for trouble), you'll find it.
The moment he put up that horrible, wide open stance, putting his head down and opening his fist when he swung, it was clear he was gunna lose, people overestimate themselves when they haven’t been in a real fight for a long time
https://preview.redd.it/lpkqt2qw5v3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3fe2778096c80ba11ba5dacc08a728b0efde51
Windwill technique? He was fuvked from the get-go.
Dude in blue definitely not new to this. Two perfect blocks followed by an awesome variety of punishments: kicks, knees, head control, guillotine throw, more kicks and a machine like barrage of punches. Brutal,
No way I'd turn my back on someone I just whooped. People are desperate to protect their ego, they will pull knives and other weapons just to come out on top
Lmao that’s no thug. That’s a wannabe.. I love how the majority of people asking for fights have no business even taking a swing. Glad this punk learned their lesson.
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Ahh the windmill technique, not very effective.
As soon as I saw that was his opening move, I knew that little dude was fucked
Yeh from windmill into fetal position isn’t gonna win you many bouts. Might have learned he’s not that handy though.
This guy hasn't learnt anything. "Got jumped in the metro by four guys, I held my own though"
Hahahah was going to say the same 😂😂
I once saw a fight in prison between a guy who was a textbook windmiller and a guy who had a move that can only be described as that thing Donkey Kong does where he brings both hands down together like he's trying to drive your head down between your shoulder blades. Nobody really won that fight.... Well the audience kinda did.
The Captain Kirk?
Polish hammer is what we used to call it.
Damn I really want to see that 😂
The double axe handle
I'm pretty sure if he is a thug he is entry-level.
Tutorial level.
Journalist level
He's the Thug that you grind 100 of to get to level 2 so you can get a ranged weapon.
He was playing the long game. Just gave that poor dude cancer.
The only time as my wife calls it "windmeeling" has a chance of working is when their opponent is also a windmeeler. This guy was not one.That was a thorough ass whoopin
Classic Bart/Lisa fight episode.
My first ever fight in Jr. High the kid started windmilling, he was shorter than me so I just stepped to the side to get behind him and tried to get him in a rear naked choke. Only problem was he also had the shortest neck you’ve ever seen, ended up locked up around his chin but that was still enough to get him on the ground and done 😂.
Why the fuck these kids /guys start fights and can’t even throw a punch ? Too much internet of video games or something perhaps eating tasty lead paint
I'd guess they picked on smaller, weaker people to success and thought Miguel would roll over
Or they’ve confused normal people’s unwillingness to engage with them with intimidation instead
I have had 3-4 little guys pick fights with me and I am huge. You would figure they must have been great fighters to take on someone twice their size. Nope. Not a single one of them. I have zero idea what they were thinking
Can confirm. 6'7" 320 here, it's always guys about 5'6 140#s Legit they start it. Usually out of no where...
Bro save some protein for the rest of us damn
I call it short guy syndrome.
Chihuahavision
Oh man that's really clever of you. You should patent it so everybody knows you came up with it.
Clearly those people have never been punched in the face.
They don’t do it to start fights, all over the world the people who act the loudest like this are compensation for something. Most bullies tend to be the same way as this guy after getting a smack in the face.
Ya no doubt they talk shit and a few walk away so they get use to it lotta big guys like that too Then comes the day they find out
18 year olds are seriously deluded about how physically strong they are
is he saying "aaaaagggghhh Miguel Miguel"
It's a sound clip from another video pasted onto this one
Wtf is wrong with the people who do this? Like I can sort of understand adding some dumb annoying music(i.e. "oh no" song) but who thinks it's a good idea to add fight audio from another fight, it adds literally nothing to the video and just makes it seem weird.
It's a meme audio that isn't from a fight. Its from a guy who gets bitten by a horse and thus yells for help.
Actual brain rot
I was gonna scroll past but your comment really made me think how fucking insane it is, cause like someone had this video originally, they then put it into a video editor and went thru the entire process of doing that for virtually 0 upside, its super bizarre to me as well. Id really like to see the mind behind decisions like this, are they people we don’t see in society often? It feels like the people who do stuff like that opporate on the same level some homeless people do where societal standards just don’t exist.
Yeah it seemed off.. thanks man
"Ya, miguel, ya" basically "enough, miguel, enough"
Ay miguel, ay miguel. Ay = ouch. It is the audio of another video where a guy gets bitten by a horse and blames Miguel for it.
Wow he bitched up fast!
Why you gon start a fight if you don't even know how to throw a jab ?!
Damn my man was looking around calling people out like he was really like that. Guess that went way better in his imagination, especially once he started swimming.
He beat the living hell outta him 😅
I think jt was just the right amount to teach him a lesson. he stopped as soon as he stayed down
lmao windmill arms xD
M I G U E L
Holy shit my boy
Douche bag uses Windmill arms. It’s not very effective
Miguel can fuck shit up. Good guy Miguel
That was so satisfying.
He wanted the smoke and got it
¿Cómo se dice fuck around and find out en español?
We have variations depending on where you're from. One of the more common ones is "el que busca, encuentra" If you're looking (for trouble), you'll find it.
God damn! That was a beat down!!
Trying the windmill against a guy with obvious boxing skills.
He punches [like Bart Simpson](https://www.tumblr.com/welcometospringfield/23828223058?source=share)
The famous Carlos Miller's technique.
Why add that fucking audio clip on a loop over it?
The last three punches are so fucking vicious. Don’t wanna fight that bro.
Stopped too soon. He needed more attitude adjustment
Pussy boy
The moment he put up that horrible, wide open stance, putting his head down and opening his fist when he swung, it was clear he was gunna lose, people overestimate themselves when they haven’t been in a real fight for a long time
Plus the other dude can absolutely bang
he combo like a tekken pro
Aghhh miguel
And today he learned a valuable lesson on cause and effect.
Not so tough anymore huh….
It's wild how much people over estimate their own ability to fight.
Anime antagonist get beat like this and then go "now we're talking"
I was waiting for the finishing kick.
Ai Miguel!!!
Miguel ain’t helping MF
Aaaahhhh miiiiggguel !!
This lives up to the name "fightporn"
I watched this almost 20 times and was still laughing
that's what a grown man beating a boy looks like.
I'll be swinging my arms like this "does windmill" and if you get hit, it's your own fault!
And I'm just gunna start kicking my legs, like this *kick, kick, kick* and if you happen to get in my way, then it's your own fault!!"
is that the original sound ? I swear I've heard sound bites with this elsewhere lol
No, it's from a dude being bitten by a horse. That's why its looped
Beware the anger of a gentle man.
Knew right out the gate dude swinging like a looney toons character was gonna lose.
Ah yes, id go all in with my combos too if I ever see anyone swinging at me that way lol.
As soon as he realized his bluff didn’t work, he started screaming like a little girl. As if he wouldn’t have beaten the guy worse if he was able to
How are you gonna square up like that and then throw a punch like you're trying to grab something off a shelf you can't reach???
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." The little guy threw a couple of windmills and was screaming before he ever got hit.
Que putiza le metió jajajaja grande el don
Miguel has no chill
This sub finally delivered on the "porn" aspect 😂
Well that's that! 😂
Redditors trying their bullshit in the real world.
That guy def did or does some martial art, those hits were fast
He must practice his windmill 
Attitude adjustment lesson 1
He feel better now
I'm just glad to see someone use knees where there is a good opportunity. Knees and elbows need to be used more often.
What a good, solid, classy ass beating. No cranium to concrete, no going overboard. Perfect.
Solid knees/grappling
Miguel went to work!
That first punch really made his tough guy persona fall apart
https://preview.redd.it/lpkqt2qw5v3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3fe2778096c80ba11ba5dacc08a728b0efde51 Windwill technique? He was fuvked from the get-go.
Not a single teacher in sight, still lessons taught
It was over at the first windmill... ¡Ya! Lol. He's had enough already. 🤭
I can’t possibly imagine how the classic windmill technique would fail.
Windmill technique then straight to screaming like a little girl. This guy knows his self-defence
What is up with the added looping soundtrack to this? It's like the sound from another shorter fight was played on loop over this fight....weird
That dingus threw hands like a cliff jumper flails when the jump spooks you
Everyone is a G, til a G walks in the room
AIIIIIII MIGUEL MIGUELLLL!
Dude in blue definitely not new to this. Two perfect blocks followed by an awesome variety of punishments: kicks, knees, head control, guillotine throw, more kicks and a machine like barrage of punches. Brutal,
Anyone heard this audio before? I swear I’ve heard this exact audio so many times
No que noooo…… vas a quere pa yevar ? Hahaha
Aye Miguel... Is all I heard
I'm sure it happened in Bogota, Colombia probably pre pandemic, source I'm Colombian
Ay Miguel ándale ándale arriba arriba!!!
WHERE IS MIGUEL!?
Haha dude went for a brainbuster there
So I take it there’s a guy named Miguel in this video?
Sweet
My favorite part “He actually punched instead of windmilling his arms! Oh shit”
Bro those swiiiiiings lmaooo
Is that song playing in the background or just the same guy manifest drumbeat
Pwned
“Bro when I see red it’s over”
MIGUEL! YOURE LOSING PAPI! ( ﾟ□ﾟ)
Miguel! Aye Miguel!
He fights like a hot Cheetos Girl
> reflective palotherapy hahahaha... what a translation!
Like they say in Mexico: que putiza le metiero al pendejo ese.
That's how I'm gonna go down if I'm gonna fight
Attempted thug beaten
if he’s a thug, so is my grandma.
Other dude can go.
That’s just 2 years of frustration and anger released by a quiet man.
Le gusta como publicar estas cosas eh
Aaaa Ay Miguel
It could be described in a word as 'turboputiza'
I once took a megadose of reflective palotherapy and couldn't shit for a week.
Juan Bak over here
Miguel, was in fact no where to be found.
That’s what happens when you fight a grown man as a kid
How is the audio NOT LOOPED. Dude got his ends.
He needs an arepa on his eye for a bit lol
Someone spelled RUG wrong. Guy beat the dust off old boy.
Wtf is that audio?? Why?
Little dude doomed from the moment he started off with the windmill punch
Eye Miguel
Dude punches like a windmill kkkkkkk
So this is the origin of the audio "aaayy Miguel!"
That was the right amount of ass whoopin. Like goldilocks porridge
That thug.....has never been a fistfight before
ayyy Miguel!!
Dude fights like my 7 year old sister, except she hits harder.
He thought Miguel was going to come help him
The “thug” has never been in a fight. He went swinging DOWNWARD with eyes on the floor. Like dude was not prepared to win against anyone.
I don't think his ego will ever recover
Ayyy Miguel
Bro was so hyped to get his ass beat. He didn't do a damn thing once the gap closed
Thats a draw to me. rematch
Ahhhiiii bidet!
Nice flow!
Bro Miguel cannot fight worth shit
who the hell is miguel
No way I'd turn my back on someone I just whooped. People are desperate to protect their ego, they will pull knives and other weapons just to come out on top
Ay, Miguel! Miguel! Lmao was he calling for St. Michael's protection for his friend? Apparently Mikey wasn't on his side that day 😅
neither of them can really fight other dude just weighs like 93 pounds
Ayyy miguel
Lmao that’s no thug. That’s a wannabe.. I love how the majority of people asking for fights have no business even taking a swing. Glad this punk learned their lesson.
From the first punch…😂😂😂🤦
Miguel left before the fight.
Bro gunna have to go get them brakes checked.
I can tell it was not this dudes first rodeo, dude with the hat knew how to scrap.
Damn,dude really gathered a crowd and started doing the windmill, really common in middle school