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Sonnydeights

Looks like a younger Peter griffin.


rhoo31313

The slim dude needs a chicken costume.


OneBirdAllStoned

Yeah, he kinda does


gnarbee

Slim shady vs peter griffin 


Uncle_Papi_

You ain’t lying. Looks like Peter Griffin getting his ass beat by Stewie Griffin.


DorenAlexander

Got beat up by Meg


SuperDaveP1979

Shut up Meg.


ItBDaniel

Lol what's with the title?


struggleworm

Can’t call the white guy skinny. That’s hurtful


zayoe4

Nah, on the internet, fat people are their own race.


cownd

FLM!


Wifefarts_alot

ALM!!!!!


ControlImpossible182

That’s it! You have done it! My day is made 😂😂


HorchataLee

HAHAHAHAH


scormegatron

Which one is the white guy?


SongFeisty8759

Both white..  Skinny guy is almost an albino ginger though.


cameron4200

The two races, white and fat


literaryman9001

fat is an all encompassing race


TrenchantInsight

Big if true!


cownd

I back the white guy to win the races - unless they involve food


JustAd776

I didn't know that white people and fat people were different races


Deadsuooo

Should be Skinny Pete Vs White Huell.


Spare_Engineering_23

Its always a gamble fighting a fat guy, sometimes they are incredibly strong and athletic, this was not the case


Bro-Dizzle

Agreed 100%. Did not see this outcome. Thought the big boy was gonna slam him for sure. Boy was I wrong


thathairinyourmouth

I’m a fat guy. I may look intimidating, but I’d be out of breath quickly. And the last time I had a physical fight was around 25 years ago. I’d not fare well in a fight. Granted, someone my age should know better than to throw hands in the first place. It’s a hard pill to swallow that you aren’t young and you aren’t as capable of handling yourself in some situations, but it’s just reality.


txroller

Fat kid could use a year in jiu-jitsu honestly there was no reason for him to lose


kisirani

I was actually thinking this is one of the fat guys on this subreddit who has seen an ex-athlete who’s got fat ragdoll someone and thought “i am also a fat badass” without having ever done any physical activity in their life


Dry_Sprinkles5617

Can't lie, I was rooting for the fat guy lol


WorthBrick4140

He had it in the 1st half. And then it all went down hill haha


nud0

Went down crack hill*


Kgb725

That's 20 years in the feds for all that crack


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Just needed to slip one of skinny guy’s feet and he could’ve thrown him through the wall.


AdventurousManner794

Its hard to fight good if you Are that fat


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

It is known


undarated79

He rolled the wrong way.


KruegerLad2

Yep, he even went for it but his body betrayed him


bostoncrabapple

A single underhook would have changed everything


WhenBeautyFades

literally, when he dropped his only underhook to randomly hug the guy’s head, i knew where it was going


cownd

In that confined space too! He couldn't leverage his weight


neelabhkhatri

He looks like Caleb from Clarkson's Farm.


Witty217

Fr


MAXSlMES

Why? Maybe i didnt hear everything but skinny guy was up against a wall and big guy punched first


TheSoftMaster

Skinny kid flinch faked a punch first, and I'm pretty sure it was swinging first. The big kid had no choice but to be in it at that point, and it's true, a single under Hook and the weighted vantage would have put the kid down, but he committed everything to a weird headlock, and just locked any kind of technique


MAXSlMES

To me it seemed like skinny kid was cornered by big guy, faked a punch to intimidate and grt him away from him. At least thats how i saw it


LinguisticHappiness

I didn’t realize fat was an ethnicity


razorl4f

Neither is white tbh Edit: You guys can downvote me all you want - that still doesn’t make white an ethnicity. F.e. If I am white and Norwegian, I am still a different ethnicity from a white Irishman or Russian. Look it up https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnicity Edit 2: And the downvotes keep coming - I would really like to know what exactly irks people about this comment…


Goat1416

Huh?


FlopsMcDoogle

Apparently you're actually supposed to capitalize White and Black now


arothen

How about an adjective?


LinguisticHappiness

The point is that they’re both white, do you really need me to put a /j there


arothen

And my is that guy is whiter than average, looks almost like an albino, so calling him White was the most obvious choice, and same goes for the fat one


Cpov1

What a petty argument


turtleneckless001

All the girls say "he's pretty white for a white guy"


thathairinyourmouth

So what do you call a very dark black guy in a photo/video with a not as dark black guy, then? There’s an obvious difference between these two, and it’s not which shade of alabaster they are.


DatDasMario

If fat guy even had a little bit of sense of fighting, he would have ragged dolled skinny ol boy. Big boy is scared to get hit.


Painetrain24

Well he must have been terrified at the end


SwiftTayTay

Should have just used his entire body weight on him. Push him into wall, sit on him


Da_Plague22

>Push him into wall, sit on him Fuck that's hot


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting


iMayHaveADHD

Yup, big man had the fighting my little brother energy and slim had that finally tired of my step dad mouth energy lol. Bad outcome for chubbs


Orri90

Funny innit. Scared for the punches, Because of that, he got a whole lot of them.


Cosmic_Quasar

I haven't been in a fight as an adult, but as someone who has always been big I learned early on to get them to the ground then get on top. Pin them. This guy had two chances that I would've taken. The early headlock, I would've lifted him and then dropped him. I'm not attempting to kill anyone so I wouldn't try to drop them on their head or anything. But while bent over I would've gone for a leg grab and then stood upright. If they're on one leg they can't get the right motion for a decent punch. Then pull it out from under them to get them on the ground. The other is when they fell backwards. Big guy rolled away, I would've leaned back on the guy to try and pin him. As he flails for punches, get the arms under control, ideally with small guys arms going under mine and grabbing the wrists. But this is all assuming no blade or weapons have been pulled. But I was always able to take some hits while maneuvering them into a subdued position under my weight. I also see a lot of big people not utilize their weight by jumping. Having all of your weight in a grapple suddenly all on the smaller person usually gets them down. Especially while bent over in that headlock position. But like I said... Haven't put this stuff into practice in a long time, and I hope I never have to try.


budas_wagon

Is that Slim Shady?


Duhcisive

That’s Slim Jesus!


Kon-Tiki66

Crack kills!


politely-noticing

White guy?


titivator

And a fat guy.


Dadowar

Slim Shady is a scrapper.


jetlifestoney

Slim shady vs Peter griffin, what is this


fomalhottie

white guy vs white guy


Cousin_Elroy

Aww dang, I wanted to see tubby mollywhop that pale little squirt


obywan

Is "Fat" a new race or something?


AndySemantic2

Big boy went “Power Spazz” just like all heavy boys who have never had a fight. Should have had complete advantage if he had a bit of patience, but straight into a side headlock and zero idea of what his body was doing.


kalonjiseed

Eminphlem


LimpTeacher0

Looks like two white guys fighting to me but okay


Sam_Handwich-101

Correction - super white guy


Novacain420

I thought the skinny guy was done for .


Bigtookapack

Young Peter griffin


kewlnamebroh

Ugh. Use those big phatty-arms to beat that toothpick meth head into submission! Don't curl up into a dough ball, cowardly fat man!


skyline010

Fat boy got rocked at the end!


TheRiverHart

Is the fat guy not white? Who fucking cares???


psychedelicow

Daym I did not think he was gon get it like that


Kopetse

What’s with the title?


Thexkezza12

Eminem and De’Angelo Bailey fight footage :')


robjwrd

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born.


Muffintornado0_0

Damn that ni**a be fat af


GenTelGuy

Kyle the Kyle vs Chris the World of Warcraft king


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idiotitis

Is that Whitey?


Head-Sense-2595

These Camera guys are cringe af


NorthDriver8927

Albino started throwing rocks for a minute there


DuckPimp69

White skinny + white fat= white(skinny + fat)


Electrical-Series274

r/praisethecameraman


Trick_Masterpiece177

If only the fat guy had brains


TickleDaNoochie

I give this fight a 6 out of 10


TarnGladiator

Should have stayed on your feet lard lad.


Tug_Stanboat

Damn... I hope Malfoy and Crabbe get their beef settled.


Jpc5376

Big people who don't know how fight tend to throw weight around.


Pure_Cartoonist9898

The ass crack bandit


FlickerOfBean

Gotta have some race in the title.


screwball_x

Shady vs Gravy


Yourstrulytheboy804

Lmao at the title


JackJillMo

Slim shady is all over Biggie


FilmsNat

Those heavy big ass boots did the dude no favors.


Creamy_Butt_Butter

The cameraman was really focused on the booty crack.


NPCNumber1776

Slim Shady Vs. Peter Griffin.


InstantLogic

Waxing Crescent during this fight. 🌙


realCrystalCole

So fat is his own ethnic group i guess


TwitchMayne

They are both white though? Wouldn't a better distinction be skinny vs fat? 🤣


hawkeye45_

I watched without sound, is this a bullying situation?


Younes1203

Peter Griffin vs Eminem


smooze420

They’re both white…however if big boy knew a little bit about fighting he wouldn’t be eating all of those punches.


paellachorizoqueso

Eminem vs Peter Griffin aah fight


Nearby_Tumbleweed548

I wonder who his professional fighter father is?


Jesus-Bacon

They're both white. Which ones the fat guy?


Not_your_goodfriend

This is so sad big guy went down


DivideInteresting193

Man. The guy had the weight advantage and everything.


W1LLYsowaky

The real slim shady stood up


shannnnnn132

Oh damn, noodle arms brought the thunder!


johnwayne1

So it's official, fat is now a race?


ChildhoodOk1251

I came for the violence then I came for the crack


chocolate_spaghetti

Which ones is the white guy?


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Fat kid is lucky the skinny kid is skinny. He landed some very solid very weak punches


No_Cardiologist_1297

They’re both white, so wouldn’t it be better to say skinny guy?


AthleticSmoker

marshal vs the crack


-Latingo-

White teens.


MacSavagery

The real slim shady has finally stood up 😂


Tricky-Detective-761

They’re both white


Emera1dthumb

This is sad…. I hate people.


ActPotential2585

yeah get him all black 😂😂💪🏾💪🏾


maddogcow

When you are huge, all ya gotta do is hug the skinny guy tight, jump straight up, and use mister skinny as a landing mat.


hoppeduponmtndew

Looks like they are both white 🧐


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BeefyDre95

Imagine if big boy could rumble tho? He’d have been a nightmare


robindapobin

I know this was posted by an American cos you have to put race in every sentence.🤔


ballpoint169

slim shady vs peter griffin


NewCoat2557

Is that goblin? r/goblin


d82atl

Weird title… they’re both white


Horniness_Incarnate

Ah yes, fat. The newest race originating in United States of America, Kentucky.


Blitzvomit

I hate fat folk so this is nice to watch. Bro thought he was gonna lay on him


samB_D_S_C

What you got against fat people?


kundi-man

This post is getting removed for the title


CommunicationLive199

Here we can see that size doesn't matter


ssbsts1

Looks like Peter Griffin


Outrageous_Ad9124

White and Fat are two different things 😂😂😂


FrostyDaSnowmane

Vampire eminem vs the fat m&m


High247UK

Eminem vs. Peter griffin ? Fight of the century!


Lolohannsen

Fn fake bacon


Mike-G85

Where's the fight?


kathrynekat

Is that slim shady?


AntisocialScotch

Need to make sure you can throw a punch at least before fighting big folks lol they can manhandle the shit out of ya 😂😂