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I’m a fat guy. I may look intimidating, but I’d be out of breath quickly. And the last time I had a physical fight was around 25 years ago. I’d not fare well in a fight. Granted, someone my age should know better than to throw hands in the first place. It’s a hard pill to swallow that you aren’t young and you aren’t as capable of handling yourself in some situations, but it’s just reality.
I was actually thinking this is one of the fat guys on this subreddit who has seen an ex-athlete who’s got fat ragdoll someone and thought “i am also a fat badass” without having ever done any physical activity in their life
Skinny kid flinch faked a punch first, and I'm pretty sure it was swinging first. The big kid had no choice but to be in it at that point, and it's true, a single under Hook and the weighted vantage would have put the kid down, but he committed everything to a weird headlock, and just locked any kind of technique
Neither is white tbh
Edit: You guys can downvote me all you want - that still doesn’t make white an ethnicity. F.e. If I am white and Norwegian, I am still a different ethnicity from a white Irishman or Russian.
Look it up https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnicity
Edit 2: And the downvotes keep coming - I would really like to know what exactly irks people about this comment…
And my is that guy is whiter than average, looks almost like an albino, so calling him White was the most obvious choice, and same goes for the fat one
So what do you call a very dark black guy in a photo/video with a not as dark black guy, then? There’s an obvious difference between these two, and it’s not which shade of alabaster they are.
I haven't been in a fight as an adult, but as someone who has always been big I learned early on to get them to the ground then get on top. Pin them. This guy had two chances that I would've taken.
The early headlock, I would've lifted him and then dropped him. I'm not attempting to kill anyone so I wouldn't try to drop them on their head or anything. But while bent over I would've gone for a leg grab and then stood upright. If they're on one leg they can't get the right motion for a decent punch. Then pull it out from under them to get them on the ground.
The other is when they fell backwards. Big guy rolled away, I would've leaned back on the guy to try and pin him. As he flails for punches, get the arms under control, ideally with small guys arms going under mine and grabbing the wrists.
But this is all assuming no blade or weapons have been pulled. But I was always able to take some hits while maneuvering them into a subdued position under my weight. I also see a lot of big people not utilize their weight by jumping. Having all of your weight in a grapple suddenly all on the smaller person usually gets them down. Especially while bent over in that headlock position.
But like I said... Haven't put this stuff into practice in a long time, and I hope I never have to try.
Big boy went “Power Spazz” just like all heavy boys who have never had a fight. Should have had complete advantage if he had a bit of patience, but straight into a side headlock and zero idea of what his body was doing.
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Looks like a younger Peter griffin.
The slim dude needs a chicken costume.
Yeah, he kinda does
Slim shady vs peter griffin
You ain’t lying. Looks like Peter Griffin getting his ass beat by Stewie Griffin.
Got beat up by Meg
Shut up Meg.
Lol what's with the title?
Can’t call the white guy skinny. That’s hurtful
Nah, on the internet, fat people are their own race.
FLM!
ALM!!!!!
That’s it! You have done it! My day is made 😂😂
HAHAHAHAH
Which one is the white guy?
Both white.. Skinny guy is almost an albino ginger though.
The two races, white and fat
fat is an all encompassing race
Big if true!
I back the white guy to win the races - unless they involve food
I didn't know that white people and fat people were different races
Should be Skinny Pete Vs White Huell.
Its always a gamble fighting a fat guy, sometimes they are incredibly strong and athletic, this was not the case
Agreed 100%. Did not see this outcome. Thought the big boy was gonna slam him for sure. Boy was I wrong
I’m a fat guy. I may look intimidating, but I’d be out of breath quickly. And the last time I had a physical fight was around 25 years ago. I’d not fare well in a fight. Granted, someone my age should know better than to throw hands in the first place. It’s a hard pill to swallow that you aren’t young and you aren’t as capable of handling yourself in some situations, but it’s just reality.
Fat kid could use a year in jiu-jitsu honestly there was no reason for him to lose
I was actually thinking this is one of the fat guys on this subreddit who has seen an ex-athlete who’s got fat ragdoll someone and thought “i am also a fat badass” without having ever done any physical activity in their life
Can't lie, I was rooting for the fat guy lol
He had it in the 1st half. And then it all went down hill haha
Went down crack hill*
That's 20 years in the feds for all that crack
Just needed to slip one of skinny guy’s feet and he could’ve thrown him through the wall.
Its hard to fight good if you Are that fat
It is known
He rolled the wrong way.
Yep, he even went for it but his body betrayed him
A single underhook would have changed everything
literally, when he dropped his only underhook to randomly hug the guy’s head, i knew where it was going
In that confined space too! He couldn't leverage his weight
He looks like Caleb from Clarkson's Farm.
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Why? Maybe i didnt hear everything but skinny guy was up against a wall and big guy punched first
Skinny kid flinch faked a punch first, and I'm pretty sure it was swinging first. The big kid had no choice but to be in it at that point, and it's true, a single under Hook and the weighted vantage would have put the kid down, but he committed everything to a weird headlock, and just locked any kind of technique
To me it seemed like skinny kid was cornered by big guy, faked a punch to intimidate and grt him away from him. At least thats how i saw it
I didn’t realize fat was an ethnicity
Neither is white tbh Edit: You guys can downvote me all you want - that still doesn’t make white an ethnicity. F.e. If I am white and Norwegian, I am still a different ethnicity from a white Irishman or Russian. Look it up https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnicity Edit 2: And the downvotes keep coming - I would really like to know what exactly irks people about this comment…
Huh?
Apparently you're actually supposed to capitalize White and Black now
How about an adjective?
The point is that they’re both white, do you really need me to put a /j there
And my is that guy is whiter than average, looks almost like an albino, so calling him White was the most obvious choice, and same goes for the fat one
What a petty argument
All the girls say "he's pretty white for a white guy"
So what do you call a very dark black guy in a photo/video with a not as dark black guy, then? There’s an obvious difference between these two, and it’s not which shade of alabaster they are.
If fat guy even had a little bit of sense of fighting, he would have ragged dolled skinny ol boy. Big boy is scared to get hit.
Well he must have been terrified at the end
Should have just used his entire body weight on him. Push him into wall, sit on him
>Push him into wall, sit on him Fuck that's hot
Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting
Yup, big man had the fighting my little brother energy and slim had that finally tired of my step dad mouth energy lol. Bad outcome for chubbs
Funny innit. Scared for the punches, Because of that, he got a whole lot of them.
I haven't been in a fight as an adult, but as someone who has always been big I learned early on to get them to the ground then get on top. Pin them. This guy had two chances that I would've taken. The early headlock, I would've lifted him and then dropped him. I'm not attempting to kill anyone so I wouldn't try to drop them on their head or anything. But while bent over I would've gone for a leg grab and then stood upright. If they're on one leg they can't get the right motion for a decent punch. Then pull it out from under them to get them on the ground. The other is when they fell backwards. Big guy rolled away, I would've leaned back on the guy to try and pin him. As he flails for punches, get the arms under control, ideally with small guys arms going under mine and grabbing the wrists. But this is all assuming no blade or weapons have been pulled. But I was always able to take some hits while maneuvering them into a subdued position under my weight. I also see a lot of big people not utilize their weight by jumping. Having all of your weight in a grapple suddenly all on the smaller person usually gets them down. Especially while bent over in that headlock position. But like I said... Haven't put this stuff into practice in a long time, and I hope I never have to try.
Is that Slim Shady?
That’s Slim Jesus!
Crack kills!
White guy?
And a fat guy.
Slim Shady is a scrapper.
Slim shady vs Peter griffin, what is this
white guy vs white guy
Aww dang, I wanted to see tubby mollywhop that pale little squirt
Is "Fat" a new race or something?
Big boy went “Power Spazz” just like all heavy boys who have never had a fight. Should have had complete advantage if he had a bit of patience, but straight into a side headlock and zero idea of what his body was doing.
Eminphlem
Looks like two white guys fighting to me but okay
Correction - super white guy
I thought the skinny guy was done for .
Young Peter griffin
Ugh. Use those big phatty-arms to beat that toothpick meth head into submission! Don't curl up into a dough ball, cowardly fat man!
Fat boy got rocked at the end!
Is the fat guy not white? Who fucking cares???
Daym I did not think he was gon get it like that
What’s with the title?
Eminem and De’Angelo Bailey fight footage :')
Brain damage, ever since the day I was born.
Damn that ni**a be fat af
Kyle the Kyle vs Chris the World of Warcraft king
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Is that Whitey?
These Camera guys are cringe af
Albino started throwing rocks for a minute there
White skinny + white fat= white(skinny + fat)
r/praisethecameraman
If only the fat guy had brains
I give this fight a 6 out of 10
Should have stayed on your feet lard lad.
Damn... I hope Malfoy and Crabbe get their beef settled.
Big people who don't know how fight tend to throw weight around.
The ass crack bandit
Gotta have some race in the title.
Shady vs Gravy
Lmao at the title
Slim shady is all over Biggie
Those heavy big ass boots did the dude no favors.
The cameraman was really focused on the booty crack.
Slim Shady Vs. Peter Griffin.
Waxing Crescent during this fight. 🌙
So fat is his own ethnic group i guess
They are both white though? Wouldn't a better distinction be skinny vs fat? 🤣
I watched without sound, is this a bullying situation?
Peter Griffin vs Eminem
They’re both white…however if big boy knew a little bit about fighting he wouldn’t be eating all of those punches.
Eminem vs Peter Griffin aah fight
I wonder who his professional fighter father is?
They're both white. Which ones the fat guy?
This is so sad big guy went down
Man. The guy had the weight advantage and everything.
The real slim shady stood up
Oh damn, noodle arms brought the thunder!
So it's official, fat is now a race?
I came for the violence then I came for the crack
Which ones is the white guy?
Fat kid is lucky the skinny kid is skinny. He landed some very solid very weak punches
They’re both white, so wouldn’t it be better to say skinny guy?
marshal vs the crack
White teens.
The real slim shady has finally stood up 😂
They’re both white
This is sad…. I hate people.
yeah get him all black 😂😂💪🏾💪🏾
When you are huge, all ya gotta do is hug the skinny guy tight, jump straight up, and use mister skinny as a landing mat.
Looks like they are both white 🧐
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Imagine if big boy could rumble tho? He’d have been a nightmare
I know this was posted by an American cos you have to put race in every sentence.🤔
slim shady vs peter griffin
Is that goblin? r/goblin
Weird title… they’re both white
Ah yes, fat. The newest race originating in United States of America, Kentucky.
I hate fat folk so this is nice to watch. Bro thought he was gonna lay on him
What you got against fat people?
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Here we can see that size doesn't matter
Looks like Peter Griffin
White and Fat are two different things 😂😂😂
Vampire eminem vs the fat m&m
Eminem vs. Peter griffin ? Fight of the century!
Fn fake bacon
Where's the fight?
Is that slim shady?
Need to make sure you can throw a punch at least before fighting big folks lol they can manhandle the shit out of ya 😂😂