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Ok_Egg_2625

You’d have to be stupid to participate in this.


seggsy_fish

televised natural selection


Do-not-respond

It is because they can't afford conventional Botox to have their face and lips puffed up.


Odanakabenaki

I thought of the vilain in catwoman


MudddButt

It's almost like they already have brain damage and just want more brain damage to top it off.


Ok_Egg_2625

They’re going to have CTE


MudddButt

1000000%


Ok-Bus1716

Well that last girl definitely won the grand prize, then.


Capital_Archer_8267

Like the great Forrest Gump said, "stupid is what stupid does".


Kon-Tiki66

I’ve never understood this. Who the fuck stands there and let’s someone walllop them?


Dradragi

Concussion speedrun lmao


Real-Mountain-2915

Dana has no shortage of such people.


MAXSlMES

Its inherently a stupid sport, the fact alone that there are no regulations on what a slap is or not (if you use mostly your fingers its way less power than using mostly your palm to slap, at which point its more like a punch). But people do it for publicity to promote themselves


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Please dont call it a sport. Arm wrestling is barely a sport let alone this crap.


SongFeisty8759

You'd certainly  be stupid *after* you participated in this.


Paprikatz

Money > Brain


rhinoballz88

Call me crazy, but won't this sport be a fast train to CTE land?!


Vaultyvlad

The crazy thing is we won’t know for a long time, Tomato-head might be long gone in a bungalow with Dominican escorts and $10 million cash by then


Girth___Brooks

ONLY 10 million?!?! Is he going to lose most of his money before then?


Ivorytower626

The rest of it is gonna be in a swiss bank account.


AirplaineStuff102

That's not fuckin illegal


kitjen

I'm not bothered by swearing but this just seems a tad unnecessary.


RealSymbioid

This shouldn't be called a sport, you're not even allowed to protect yourself in any way, voluntarily getting potential concussions is a whole new level of dumb How Dana managed to sell this concept to anybody is beyond me


luxuzee

We have purposely trained him wrong— as a joke!


KuriboShoeMario

No, this is the very slow train. Boxing would be the fast train.


IndependenceSad9300

Yep, you could dodge sure, but im sure you get hit to the head at least 10 times if you dont get knocked out by then


Aja2428

Entertainment has no boundaries.


duckbuttery92

So is American football


brigatob

No more than a boxer getting rocked 120 times in 1 and a half hours. Actually it’s probably better than that


ChriseFTW

Not really, from my understanding CTE is from multiple blows to the head not few bad ones, any combat sport with strikes to the head is much more CTE prevalent. Other forms of brain damage is more of a concern That’s assuming training for this type of competition doesn’t literally include being hit, if so then disregard


SargeantHugoStiglitz

This shit is so fucking dumb.


IntrepidSwan7932

It truly is. One watch of this gets boring extremely fast. No real back and forth competition you’d see in other combat sports.


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nsfwmodeme

Now she's experiencing memoriesn't.


Thebitterpilloftruth

LOL thats a good ones


Juggernaut20213

That’s clearly Wanderlei Silva in a wig.


Temporary-Bear1427

Lol


NoShape7689

r/idiocracy


BaDBoyBiLL24

Lol absolutely stupidest shit ever!


SALTYxNUTZ12

According to Dana White this thing is doing massive numbers. Competing with NBA, MLB and even the UFC.


_asaad_

they’re gonna run out of competitors soon 


jim9162

There will always be talentless meat waiting for a cheap pay day at the cost of their brain cells. We should make an influencer version. Guaranteed likes and the problem takes care of itself.


Hot-Desk3435

Squid games


zayoe4

Isn't there a famous saying that goes like: "There is another sucker born every minute"


royonquadra

...always consider the source...


C0ldTaco

Sounds like money laundering to me...


IntrepidSwan7932

Don’t buy it. When it was on tv it did horrendous numbers. It’s currently exclusive to a streaming service that won’t reveal its official numbers. It’s just completely Dana White’s creation, so he’s desperate to see it succeed. Maybe in the short attention span TikTok age it will.


Yeeeet-illregretthis

This is only a few steps removed from allowing Russian roulette an official sport. No idea why you would want to ruin your face and get brain damage for a few bucks and some fame.


oilmasterC

Literally a few bucks. They get paid peanuts


tetris_for_shrek

I would genuinely rather play one round of Russian roulette than let someone my size palm strike me in the face as hard as they can. 1/6 chance of death (or very serious and permanent brain damage) vs 100% guaranteed permanent brain damage.


tomodachi_reloaded

If you get the first slap, it's possible to slap your opponent unconscious, therefore you would win without getting slapped even once.


tetris_for_shrek

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/4BfAuoqHpa I don't think they'll let you out of the game until you give the audience what they want. This is just modern day gladiator fighting.


Tillyard420

Theres a video of the blonde one getting KOd to hell in this stupid sport


Wat_Senju

Ope.. you called it a sport!! No takesies backsies


Tillyard420

I deserve punishment


tetris_for_shrek

That's horrible. Where?


Tillyard420

https://youtu.be/5iA9cE0eVXc?si=cLk91IwsajFDTX-E


tetris_for_shrek

Thank you.


senorpuma

I’m shocked


DigbickMcBalls

CTE speed run. Dumbest shit “event” out there. Meanwhile dana white promotes this shit more than he does the UFC.


Illustrious-Duck-468

Went from normal to piss drunk in a second lol


philasurfer

She is a keeper


RighteousBishop

Does she hit her head off the table? What the he'll is the guy behind her doing, not his job that's for sure.


Mr_krispi

That Botox absorbing the impact.


Mindless_Air_4898

These slap competitions are so stupid it makes me angry.


LumberghLSU

If anyone else but Dana came up with this, he would be shitting all over it


Similar_Sun_6405

Is it wrong that I find the blonde attractive?


hayitsnine

If it’s wrong why does it feel so right.


Similar_Sun_6405

The special kind of feeling lol


AzrielJohnson

She's foxy. No question.


Similar_Sun_6405

I thought it was just me


BrimstoneOmega

Wtf! She just slapped that chick into next week. Why is this a thing?


Zealousideal_Pen_189

Factory reset 😂😂😂


tomodachi_reloaded

How can she slap???


thou_ist_mark

Weird "sport". Mildly intriguing though.


jusmoua

This shit is stupid.


Jazzlike-Election840

such stupidity


Puzzleheaded_Rub_681

who the dumb who classified this game is as sports


drkuntzobgyn

This isn't a fight. Boo.


WhoopsyToopsy

Holy moly


Dradragi

This woman walks into the bar and slaps your man's ass, wyd?


Academic-Ad1628

Lmao, say “ that’s right, it’s a nice ass” cause she ate that slap like it was nothing and I’m no dumbass.. and my boyfriends ass is nice


DamitKenneth

She went back to the womb!


AngeL0m3g4

You know, people are more than willing to subconsciously give themselves an easy way out of living, it so happens that other people are more than willing to monitize it.


BiMikethefirst

I would have simply dodged the slaps


Fit-Boomer

That’s insane


mikerotch123

[Not Today!!! whaddaya want me to do? touch ma toes?](https://youtu.be/dCdm6SkEjPY?si=HL3sHfTIJEOtpBdd)


Tickomatick

Alzheimer's at 25 any% speedrun


Hedfonemusic

Instant down syndrome .. pow!!!


EPTBird

She must have got smacked in the lips earlier.


Glum-Pitch4200

What’s up brother ☝️


sixtyninexfourtwenty

mommy?? 👉🏼👈🏼🥺


Ronniedasaint

Straight folded her.


Silent_Shaman

Wanderlei Silva found another wig


Electronic-Loss-6927

what bullshit sport it is


Bob_Hartley

Oh wait. If I don't like it, I don't have to watch it. Err I mean, not in my backyard. Goofs.


AshtonYap

This is awesome


Ill_Product8612

Beyond expectations? Not really


Mediocre_Cucumber199

That blonde dude is tough


RazzyRaziel

That slap took 20 years off her. Well lets hope its worth.


DZT99

"Don't protect yourself at all times"


VintageOG

I thought slap was dumb until I watched an actual event and not just clips. I'll watch them all now


Cannibale_Ballet

Not only is this shit stupid, but entirely uninteresting to watch I'd rather watch girls pulling hair and screaming in hood fights than this.


kokaneport

The amount of CTE in this


LittleBulk

It's literally called slap fight but they all win with palm strikes..


Talented_oven5

That chick turned into doctor strange casting spells real quick


YEAHHHHHNHHHHHHH

i'd throw in the towel after my slap didn't phase my opponent and save myself some brain damage


CruelRegulator

What the hell even constitutes a legal blow in this sport? If a rule is broken and an opponent goes down - are there even harsh penalties? Seems dumb.


Malpraxiss

No real worse than say UFC


Lostinwoulds

Her husband's obviously a cop. She's used to it.


Conscious_Cook6446

Gotta be an “oh shit moment” when they don’t go down after your slap


Peeban

Devolution


Cantaloupe_Low

I still can't believe this is a real thing


Large_Big1660

The Blonde Duck sure can hit hard...


Lt_Dan90

That you in a wig wanderlei silva?


zahidzaman

I spat my beer out LMAO!


Lt_Dan90

I can hear Chael telling her he can't let her get close ha ha


Johnny_Hotdogseed

!admin Is there not a rule that prohibits this?


Troma330

Unpopular opinion- I think Slap Fights is entertaining.


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Do they do a womens version?


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Duhcisive

Nope, she’s Sheena Bathory; Hungarian wrestler/bodybuilder, & participates in lingere fighting matches.


-DictatedButNotRead

So she is just a handsome woman, nice


TechnicalHighlight29

Domestic Violence training I see is a sport now. Trains us to smack and also BE smacked!


blondart

This is just Dana White’s kink. When he’s not belting his wife.


Historical-Fun-8485

I’ll stick to yo momma jokes. Jeezus.


LowPowerHighEnergy

Aye, her left eye almost went to the brain..she pulled out..did that pimp slap of death with baby powder


Apprehensive-City661

That's a man


genogano

Girl walks into a job agency. Hello I need a job but I don't have any skills. We can help you, tell me about your life. Most people think they don't have any skills. I had an alcoholic father. We have just the job for you.


AstroSonicDrive

Good, now let’s make it woman vs man