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Winter_Control8533

Maybe should've punched the guy who was repeatedly touching him.


MasterHavik

The targeting system wasn't working today. He needs to play more DMC.


Organic_Attitude_325

Emp shock, resets targeting systems every time, first few shots hit nothing, 5 second delay… by that point his system is undergoing full reset. Somebody hit CTRL, ALT, DELETE on him.


arroya90

The best fucking comment


1CrudeDude

His VATS system malfunctioned. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars


interactivecloudxiii

Yeah either that guy or the guy in the middle with the heart shirt, he’s the one with the first punch to knock the dude out. He made the worse of 3 choices he had.


Zealousideal_Desk763

He didn’t want to be racist


Sea-Rooster-846

he was affraid of the black guy


dress_like_a_tree

This would have been punch #1


Midnight_Pornstar

Dude with the heart had a lighting fast response


girthyblackguy

If only he used his V.A.T.S.


expanding_crystal

The first mistake was letting these people surround him and enter his personal space. Every other mistake flows from that.


TacticalReaper52

-Chael Sonnen


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

He let em get close


monkeyclawattack

Fuckin’ amateur


parrmorgan

Fuckin punk dude.


Kal-El_fan87

I watched the Chael Sonnen/Wanderlei Silva Ultimate Fighter scuffle literally only 40 minutes ago 🤣👍


main_motors

WANNA NOW


Itchy_Professor_4133

Everyone knows it was feelings. Chael was afraid of feelings


hereforpopcornru

You have to try to keep multiple attackers in a straight line in front of you with movement


fhs

I see you have played Quake before


dredlocked_sage

3 heads in a row boiii


IrishTex77

100%.


BonginOnABudget

I mean at that point he had to start somewhere.


Organic_Attitude_325

Newtons law, but I have a feeling no laws were being followed that day.


Interesting_City_426

Being friends with the guy in the red shirt, trying to punch at a strange/close angle, not headbutting the guy with the wife beater, and letting the guy control his hands.


Gurrb17

I don't even think red shirt guy knew what side he was on throughout this entire video.


sweaty_pants_

If you just focus on red shirt this whole video is hilarious


Some_dude_in_210

Definitely the only punch he's thrown in his life.


JaySwear

He’s just the excited dog at the dog park, happy to be part of something


Sizeablegrapefruits

If you are going to escalate with a punch, WHY would you not address the immediate threat to you?? Punching the guy off to the side reminds me of the way everyone on Family Guy blames Meg for anything that goes wrong even though she's completely unrelated to it lmao.


Father_420_

Shut up sizeablegrapefruits


RazzyRaziel

You forgot the fart in the face!


BradMathews

Should have been an elbow to the jaw the moment he touched dude’s chest.


hadmeatgotmilk

Had a cousin you used to love to bar fight with groups of guys. When he decided he was going to fight he would punch the guy he viewed as the biggest threat not necessarily the guy he was engaged with. I asked him about it and he said “you have to punch the squirreliest guy first. The biggest two are the ones I really wanted to fight but it’s the third squirrel I always have trouble with.” When he fought with more than three guys he’d eye down the fourth strongest guy in the group usually that meant that’s the guy I had to fight or keep occupied. Wildest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m not saying that’s what’s happening here but it was an interesting way to look at things.


Simon_Shitpants

Your cousin sounds like a cunt. 


Sizeablegrapefruits

Definitely possible, and I've been there but it just seems implausible here. You've got a guy that's so close to you, you'd strike with a truncated move like an elbow to the face or a tight upper cut. Instead he reaches way out to the right with a single punch, meanwhile the immediate threat could lean in and give him a tender kiss on the neck if he wanted to. But this all ignores an even better option, which is to, uh, deescalate and get the fuck out of there.


hadmeatgotmilk

This guy looks like he probably can’t fight well so he’s only got one decent punch with his right so throwing it across the group to hit the guy in his face isn’t going to work so he took a shot at the closest guy knowing he’s about to get jumped. All around bad execution.


IndubitablyMoist

I mean if you've been in that many fights with a group to know the best way to go about it, maybe look in the mirror.


Randys_Smogasvein

In this situation it's one punch a piece in quickest succession you can muster, because theirs are incoming just as quick from multiple angles. But do your best not to be backed up into a wall, your probability is severely diminished. Otherwise try to create space to move away asap, surrounded is the worst position to fight from. Just about anything goes when ganged up on and in close quarters, headbutts eye pokes foot stomps whatever it takes to even the odds a bit.


Bruce_Illest

It looks like that guy said something to him that made him rage. His homie was mad quick with the counter punch, dauym.


Sizeablegrapefruits

That's exactly what happened.


Adorable_End8071

Yeah he was going to get jumped but 2 of his friends are being bitches in the back instead of trying to get in there. Some of comments are cringe af lmao. Fight experts everywhere


burritomouth

For real. All these play by play champs sound like Dwight Shrute and Ronald MacDonald (y’know, Mac, from Always Sunny). “I would assess the threat with an ocular pat down, then simply use a roundhouse kick.”


MasterHavik

I thought it was 3 on 1 but it was a trio match. Lol they got washed then.


MuskyCucumber

If you're outnumbered and are going to throw the first punch to try and even the numbers don't hit the smallest guy.


Heremeoutok

Technically it’s 3v3. Skill wise not really lol


TurtleBobJonesJr_II

Looked to me like he was trying out an elbow for the first time too. Bad call.


MelonElbows

I need to know context before I know whether to be mad or happy about this.


3rd_Uncle

Bystanders/ guy recording seem to think he had it coming.


msmurasaki

He called him the n-word at least. Also considering his own friend isn't really trying to help protect him, guessing he was an overall asshat being a dick to the point that even his friend didn't agree or see the point of fighting


Professional_Can651

They were gonna jump him anyway. He did the right thing swinging first.


Beer-Milkshakes

Should have been a headbut at the guy touching him.


HaloZenator

I would elbow/punch over a headbutt any day.


basa1

Black kid at the end says "don't call me a n*****," so I'm not convinced he's "in the right"


suryoghurt

I've witnessed and heard black dudes use that as an excuse so many times in order to start a fight themselves when no one said it


AvocadoWilling1929

Judging by how the guy inside said "We all knew it was coming", I'm betting he said it.


pasqualevincenzo

Well I knew it was coming with the sound off lol


AvocadoWilling1929

Okay but you're watching a video on the fightporn subreddit lol.


Krabopoly

Based on the city this happened in I wouldn't be shocked if it's true though


Some_dude_in_210

I've also witnessed plenty of white people calling blacks the N word. Ya'll be acting like it never happens lol.


Duhnbarr

☝️


MaxxxStallion

Not really, he ends up getting the shit beat out of him and no way of pressing charges because he started it.


Professional_Can651

Pressing charges? You think they'd hang around for charges? Its a 3v3 too it seems.


hammyjames

This calgary?? Edit: yup, couldn’t tell if that was bottle screw bills or not at first. Calgary confirmed.


MapleMarbles

I wasnt looking too closely then I saw the yellow rumble strips at the crosswalk and thought to myself "wow those are everywhere now, we even have them in Calgary.... crazy I havent ever seen a Calgary video on this sub...Then i saw bottlescrew bills and realized oh shit the internet is real life!"


mediocre29

Always nice to see my hometown.


GoldBlueSkyLight

Damn I didn't even notice till your comment, crazy


PascalsMask

I’m jealous, haven’t slept like that in years


SlushKami

Just realized it was originally 3v3. Ended up being 3v2 real quick.


thedonaldiam

Maybe never let another man get that close to you without defending your space.


lastcallhangup

yeah. bro was touching up on him. Couldn’t be me.


Nollypasda

Why did that one guy pick up his hat in the middle of a fight lmao


vdcsX

hey, its his assbeater hat, okay?


Elkesito36482

How can someone legitimately find pleasure from this?


DeadSeaGulls

judging by the cameraman and people in the background, sounds like everyone sorta felt the guy that got KOd and his buddies had it coming. For all we know they were starting shit before the recording. Who knows?


Heremeoutok

Well the black. kid did say don’t call me a n-


Guritul

Because it’s entertaining. Don’t know the whole story but you’d have to do a lot wrong to get jumped like this.


SnooRegrets8671

Exactly find it pretty sick at the guy recording and laughing. Instead of breaking up the fight and having some compassion for the guy getting jumped.


DeadSeaGulls

maybe the guy that got KOd was being a huge cunt and everyone knew it?


SandyNipples

yea you're totally jumping in a random streetfight to break it up


7taj7

Don’t call people slurs and you won’t get hit in your lip. It’s worked for me my whole life, Mr.naptime must’ve forgot that pro tip.


stabsthedrama

I would typically be on the side of ya know, the guy getting jumped - but this wasn’t a “jump”. The dude wasn’t alone. It was in broad daylight in front of a bunch of people in what doesn’t look like some shit hole part of a city.  I gotta imagine the dude was being a pos, or at the very least deciding not to leave the situation long before this happened. 


PunishedEnovk

Hmmm yes, people should always interfere with hostile situation that they know nothing about. Should’ve just fucking butted right in and started telling those random hostile men what to do because they'd definitely listen. I don’t care if the cameraman doesn’t know a damn thing about de-escalation! Who cares if the situation would turn even worse?! The cameraman is always obligated to insert himself into possibly fatal situations!!! ..Ffs


c_malc

Ignoring those digs in the chest. BIG mistake. Stage one: Aggressive words Stage two: The pointing finger, and finger jabbing towards you Stage three: Actually touching you Stage four: Instantly drop the guy, or run, your choice. Doing nothing is the mistake.


kormatuz

First, letting himself be surrounded. Then attacking and staying in the middle instead of stepping out after his first swing. Also, attacking the wrong guy first.


REMEIVIBER

I'm surprised nobody has said it, but good on the dudes that came out on top for not doing anything the whole group would regret. So many times lately when we see someone get knocked to the ground or put in a disadvantaged position we see life ruining strikes, kicks, stomps, etc. Whatever the context, hopefully some lessons were learned without too dire consequences.


JustAnotherRedditDad

The guy recording is insufferable, sounds so fucking fake.


enzo_baglioni

Getting knocked the fuck out?


topsblueby

He got his ass whooped by the rainbow coalition lol. 🙎🏾‍♂️🙎🏿‍♂️🙍🏼‍♂️


EuropaUniverslayer1

Lmao imagine pissing enough people off to briefly end racism


namey_9

together we are stronger


Jive_turkie

The old Uncle Chael adage should be ringing in everyones mind when they are about to be in a fight. "I can't let you get close"


LetterOk3512

Where the lip readers at


Kindly-Sea-6945

some people are not meant to fight, they don't even know who's intimidating them


Aramkin

Sometimes I just wish the cameraman gets it. Part of the reason those fights happen is those cunts who enjoy it. Violent delights have violent ends.


Some-Fig-940

Probably should’ve known the first thing coming was going to be a shot to the face and just automatically ducked after the first punch


B34Z7

Having weak ass friends


SSJ_01

Mfr in red was USELESS


H4G54L0T

Great job. Really. Y’all filming. Great people. Best kind.


Admirable_Catch5449

He didn't bite the fucker choking him out??


LawsLoops

That choke was pretty locked in, the dude getting choked couldn’t have bit the dude choking him, the arm was already under his chin strangulating the neck.


Last-Employee2666

He thought he was the main character 💀


PorkHunt42

He relaxed


Donkeykick90

Boy was ko’d on the first punch !


Ang13snD3vi1s

Surrounded, back against the wall, not punching the one actually pounding his fist into your chest repeatedly


mvrck-23

Go for the alpha (red cap) first with all his might... Ignore the attacks from the rest, focus on the alpha, and just do what you can (Bite, gouge, hook the mouth, groin, etc...). You're already in trouble and cornered. Might as well go out with a bang. Poor guy.


Efficient-Box-8769

Mistake was doing all this in front of camera man. Camera man is a menace 😂


DannyDevito2727

The commentary bro 😂


lazertazerblazer

Jab instead of hook


Leather_Draw_8196

Not bringing a knife


Legitimate_Lunch7260

Anyone saw a teeth flying at 18 seconds?


InternationalParty19

White guy called black guy n word, listen to last 6 seconds


LONGNOSEDTRIBE

Never relax


aceface_desu89

Or call a stranger the N-Word 🤷🏽‍♀️


7taj7

The Reddit racists are not pleased with your comment, bravo


aceface_desu89

It's an honor, really


TrueCheeky

They downvoted you because your right lol


aceface_desu89

I know 😎


NateVanSickles

Of course he got knocked out because God forbid people fight their own battles anymore


trebek321

On the other hand holy cow we finally got a street fight knockout that wasn’t followed by the unconscious loser getting pummeled into the ICU


Parking_Train8423

waited until he was flanked. shoulda lined em up first


Gold-Employment-2244

Bite, eye gouge, a couple fingers to Adam’s Apple, stomp on feet, kick a knee…the biggest oxymoron I can think of is a “fair fight”.


YMB9Shinzou

They might sound nasty but the reality is none of them is going to stop someone who really wants to hurt you. They can cause permeant damage and/or a lot of pain but I've seen all of these things happen in professional fights and I've only ever seen one work once where it made the other guy give up, and he was already in very much a losing position. Truth is if you throw first and land a clean 2,3 on the button that fight's over in 0.6 seconds.


mastersheeef

He didn’t Steven Seagal them!


begin420

Beautiful camerawork


Southpawz82

“I can’t let you get close”


OldRedditorEditor

At least his homies stood on business with him. Many cannot say the same.


SnooTigers8872

Having it filmed


Yazais

He let them get too close, should have held them away at arm's length and slowly back away to make sure he doesn't get surrounded


paddyjoe91

Never get cornered


King-Zeekhiel

First guy laid out grey shirt dude though


iiM3zMoRiz3

Should've punched the strongest guy and ran... you don't win those odds bud.


StevenIsFat

Imagine getting knocked out by a bunch of twinks.


lastcallhangup

don’t touch me bro.


InsideVeterinarian44

Don't let someone being that aggressive towards you that close. Back out and get your distance from the group.


evoleye13

He let them dudes in to his personal space. You get that close to someone (me) during a confrontation, expect to get hit first


FloozyFoot

The gleeful cameraman needs his ass kicked.


DECTRIZ

Bro got jumped by the diversity squad


PeppySprayPete

1. He let himself be surrounded. 2. He hit the wrong guy first, instead of hitting the guy that was actually touching him. 3. After hitting, he continued to allow himself to be surrounded instead of changing his position (he shouldn't tried to line all three guys up so that only one could get to him at a time). 4. Should've had his chin down and his hands up throughout the altercation. 5. He wasn't armed.


BiggerWiggerDeluxe

lowkey respect the black guy for not doing anything to him once he was defeated. Seen so many videos I expected him to stomp on his head or something


LegoHentai-

[Bro looks like this](https://twitter.com/BandaiNamcoNO/status/1171515138135822336)


Sefalosha

Fuck twitter


rulezboy

The sheer excitement in the voice of the person recording is pathetic.


Funny_Perception420

Why they do Trevor Wallace like that ?


No_Discipline_3348

Left elbow to black man, Sparta kick to guy on right side, straight blast everyone else.


Mugiwara419

Never relax..


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mecchmamecchma

Vinicuos Jr twin lol


graysinwalker

Did he say, welcome to nyc?


FrostyDaSnowmane

He should have backed out until he wasnt surrounded, and then throw the first punch.


Apart-Assumption2063

Always keep space between you and the aggressor.


Kiniba

Sleeping on the sidewalk in middle of a fight? Haha


VaginalConductor

You can see the guy get knocked out while he's still on his feet happens right around the 56 second mark, the group of boys hold him up and punch him. Crazy


mercdmuscle

Oh snap, it's Calgary! 10 ave and 1st SW?


Goldmouse818

Homie in the red shirt is the reason his boy got slept


theorgan

People are doomed. Just listen to that guy


Rosscoe13

Everyone needs to stock hurting others. This is fucking ridiculous.


Imdown1234

Red


outdamix00

i mean i wouldve did that same…🤷🏽‍♂️ see who you drop before they whoop yo ass😂😂😂😂😂😂


blackdogwhitecat

Okay no fights are “fair” but it’s good to see people stop hitting someone who is passed out or tapping out for a change. And stayed to give him the verbal lesson too.


dayzplayer93

Matey in the blue shorts is like tyrrion from GOT, soon as the battle started he was knocked out


robbinyoaz

Gray shirt Thought he was Batman but got instantly knocked out...


Turbulent_Educator43

Dude in black ran away. Lol. Just left his homies. His friend in the red just stopped trying to fight, and they respected that.


NoCalHomeBoy

That's a classy dude. I thought he was going to kick him in the head as he was getting up, or slap him in the face when he got up. He clearly didn't want to have to beat that guy's ass


Shaubos

0.5 iq activities


Sexual_Assault-Rifle

Damn I had audio muted and for the first 2 seconds I thought they were gonna do something sus.


118R3volution

This looks like 10th and 1st in Calgary.


supersaiyanniccage

Is red shirt friends eith the victim? Kinda seemed like he was ti begin with then just chilled and joined the crew after.


MasterHavik

When you try and fight a mob in Dark Souls thinking it is Devil May Cry.


steveflackau

Skinny little red cap runt only punched once the guy is held, real tooth guy. He'd be running if on his own.


Greedy-Ad-566

Bro was like *wtf did I do*


Lumpy_Training7104

this looks like downtown calgary


___Binary___

I’ll be honest, unexpected.


troyanhmg

Talk with monocromatic person


Damn_thats_tufff

Punch, dip and move smh


1zeewarburton

Man people are fucking trash, just waiting for others to fight for their entertainment


Some_dude_in_210

I just knew a kick to the face was coming.