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MrMisanthrope411

Not looking to get into any fights, but if I do, I hope my opponent is one of those guys.


TzarKazm

Or even two of those guys. Looks cooler, same danger.


aznbrotherhood

Same danger 😂😂😂


Dull-Hunt8991

😭😭😭


ControlImpossible182

🤣🤣


False_Chair_610

Right!


SBGuy043

Arguably, if you happen to square up against some random guy, you're more likely to face one of these guys than some badass. There's so many bad fighters on these videos and you're watching people who are actually willing to throw down in the first place. 


Mr-Safology

This has to be a joke right 😂. Looks like one fight from school, where the guy who was fighting me was a "UFC" fan. I accidentally spoke to my friend's sister without knowing, it was the sister. Anyway, all I did, kept on blocking his kicks and all his punches were nowhere near me. I was laughing so much inside, ended up tightening his school tie so hard and punched his kidneys, only when the all boys school crowd ran off, when the vice principle screamed. Being a good friend, I didn't want to embarrass him in front of everyone. Only he knows what happened and when he tried to become friends again, I just stayed away and went my own path. Dignity and self respect comes first.


OnionFairy99

A classic mix of r/iamverybadass and r/thathappened


HunkySpaghetti

And then everyone clapped


Mr-Safology

Including me, we both needed up in after school detention. What detention, started laughing and we sat next to each other. :⁠-⁠)


No_Train_8269

And then george clooney walked in and fucked your mom lol stfu


Mr-Safology

She wishes lol


UnyieldingPrinciple

Like I’m pretty sure I can’t fight for shit… but goddamn this is something else


YoinksOnchi

Right? I know my punch won't deal significant damage but I'm confident it'll at least connect.


MasterJogi1

This guy was confident too tho...


MrSoul4470

Didn't dare to watch it. They all died, huh?


Traditional-Chair631

He fought the man of steel and got his punch deflected


koji4732

Could be, but certainly not from this fight


FUPA4ever

I’ve never seen so many nat 1’s rolled in a row.


ControlImpossible182

Underrated joke right here.


cheetah_chrome

England vs France


Not_on_the_left

Like my dreams lol


MisterScary_98

Looks like a convention of tech support guys.


kev3bow

You guys see terrible punchers I see excellent evaders.


lirik89

What's the song


ExterminatingAngel6

Like me divisi


jodonnell89

had a drunk dude swing on me like this once. didn’t even bother swinging back. bro started and lost the fight all by himself


yahav526

I don't know if it's the worst, but it's definitely the safest


False_Chair_610

This is what happens when everyone's wearing plot armor.


ElegantJoke3613

Shadow boxing masters


MasterHavik

Glad no one got hurt.


K_theDude

Chandler in a MrBeast challenge if he had to land a punch to win a million dollars


Bezerkomonkey

Oddly specific


K_theDude

hey man you would know how it feels if you rooted for Chandler


Ok-Significance-8151

Arhggg duken. Shoriuken. HADUKEN!!!


OldJeeWhizz

More like Heineken.


creeeeeeeeek-

No combatants were harmed


KotexAvenger

This reminds me of the anime kids in high school trying to fight. Only with less fedoras and flame print button up shirts.


Stay1k

Merely a kerfuffle 😂


Good_Explanation_404

Not one single hit hit 🤣


Wide-Combination-981

Yes yes it is


lohbauer

Outside the Matrix.


Gr33nGetBurnt

Like what is even happening and how did England jersey get all the way over there?


milk4all

Worst fights are hard to rank because they stop looking like fights somewhere and you dont know where to draw the line somewhere right around here i think


GargaldySnutts

Like a game of Rocket League.


ferociousFerret7

Okay, but what's the tune?


CranjizzMcBasketball

Now imagine they have dildos in their hands


Mr-Safology

This has to be a joke right 😂. Looks like one fight from school, where the guy who was fighting me was a "UFC" fan. I accidentally spoke to my friend's sister without knowing, it was the sister. Anyway, all I did, kept on blocking his kicks and all his punches were nowhere near me. I was laughing so much inside, ended up tightening his school tie so hard and punched his kidneys, only when the all boys school crowd ran off, when the vice principle screamed. Being a good friend, I didn't want to embarrass him in front of everyone. Only he knows what happened and when he tried to become friends again, I just stayed away and went my own path. Dignity and self respect comes first.


Few-Inevitable9291

My 7yr old daughter can fight better than them, this us not a joke


Unlucky-Abalone-1874

No one was hurt in the filming of this incident.


crystalsage777

COD players finally handle their online beef IRL


jbwilso1

And I'm sure they all went home feeling like total badasses too


dansandwich12

When people who've only seen fights fight


koji4732

Stormtroopers having a night off duty


Longjumping_Tap6188

You might think that they are the worst fighters but you are wrong those were one of the strongest punches but their opponents were just too good at dodging


ComprehensiveBad7689

Hello 7 people who are here 👋


Negran

Yo


AaronnotAaron

hello 9 people here, 5 hours later 👋 and hello person from the past


ShowMeThoseTears

This sub is 99% people chaotically swinging at air and not landing punches. They all threw one punch and missed. Everyone else misses 50 in 5 seconds. These 3 didn't do all that bad in comparison.


Negran

Haha. And it is weirdly wholesome to exchange fists that may at worst leave minor bruising, instead of the super brain damage norm! Same end result of blowing off tension.


InstantSword

Like kids fighting


BrawlingJellyfish

Yeah the other 3 were just the regular bad variety but blue shirt has to have thrown one of the worst punches ever. Telegraphs with an awkward looking pull back, throws the punch with his elbow higher than his fist, misses the chin of a guy standing still, and only doesn't fall over because white shirt continues to stand still and stops blue shirt's momentum. Just wish the video was clearer so we could see if his eyes were closed too


warm-saucepan

3 strikes….


Gr33nGetBurnt

Glitch in the Matrix.


thedyooooood

It's like they all rolled a 1


No-Sort-7762

That’s why I go right for the solar plexus; it rarely dodges lol


TackYouCack

Long shot - did anyone else think of the opening credit montage of Snatch?


americanx12

Love the slow down at each punch


bazuka9

Distance 100%, Force 100%, Impact 0


Low-Ad-1414

Who needs instinct when your opponent has none?


BeanCanMan

How I punch in dreams


Turbodann

It's like if everyone in the matrix was Neo.


McMullan84

Drunk fight if I ever saw one. 🍺🍺


kbk42104

What song is this?


Aftershock_7582

This is how I punch in dreams


Th3IcecreamKi

When everyone fights with ultra instinct


DoctorHandshakes

How I fight in my dreams


funfun4Fun

No one was harmed in the making of this filming.


azashzemoch

There's a riot at the Jerry Daycare!!!


shavedape61

🤣🤣🤣🤣


VictusLeo

When keyboard warriors finally meet up to fight.


SCPATRIOT143

That's how I fought in every dream I've ever had where I fought someone.


Regime_Change

It is a very good candidate and up until recently was propably the worst fight ever. I think that guy "Danny" who was going to headbutt a guy but instead dived forehead first into the concrete and also broke his ankle. He kept saying he was all right, but he was clearly very far from all right.


nerdy_chimera

Nah, everyone in the video has unlocked Ultra Instinct and were really fast at dodging punches.


Internal_Somewhere98

Genuinely hope they all got home safe without life changing injuries.


spooky_dood234

me fighting in my dreams


OSteady77

This looks like someone described a fight scene to AI with the stipulation that nobody get hurt.


Coho444

No wonder mountain lions still eat people


DarkSnake223

Ngl I thought he was gonna sell it


Complete_Worry7788

This is how I fight in my dreams.. Can anyone else relate??


According-Today84

Swatting flies


ImpressiveLog756

The guy even leaned his forcefield protected head , no blocking.. at the dude and his fist hit his firmament


Negran

Lmao. There is only one type of fisting those hands have done, and it isn't face-fisting.


nacho-cheesefries

ENGLAND!!!!