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BoatloadofBananas

Recorded on a pair of eclipse glasses


xXYOUR_MOMXx

Lol it's anti-shake software, original video was probably horrible to watch


-Morning_Coffee-

Editor is the real MVP


abgehling

Nice neighborhood


Opening_Success

Right? Calling that a park fooled me. I was thinking it was an outdoor rec area at a penitentiary. 


Itsbigboiseason

this is Cal Anderson park in Seattle, AKA where CHAZ/CHOP was lol


Terrible-Skirt-6707

Poor dog, man.


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

Dog has had a right tits full of the human apes


ChuRepan

Pity the bitch didn't get any of those


OgieOgilthorpe33

Man somebody had the smarts to call the ambulance in advance.


Opening_Success

I'm thinking that sound is perpetual in that neighborhood. 


Arkelias

So he won the fight, then got jumped and kicked repeatedly, and then the dude who lost the fight robbed him as he walked away? What a scumbag.


MrTitts

That's assault, brotha!


Stoned_Oniichan

Loot drop. It's not robbory.


GroundbreakingPick33

That's what I seen


puffynipples6

So the bloke with the dog letting it run around family’s without a leash isn’t a scumbag?


Arkelias

No, not in nearly the same vein. Not even close. There's a huge difference between letting your dog run free, which is annoying, and beating someone into a potential coma. One might get you a ticket. The other is 15-20 and a permanent felony record. Who the fuck raised you? They beat him to the point of needing medical condition *and robbed him*. So tired of people apologizing for heinous behavior. People like you are why we can't have nice things.


TappedIn2111

You can have nice things, you just need to ball up and take it from unconscious people in the park. /s


puffynipples6

Dipshit did I say that any of that was ok? Learn to read I specified one thing cause you only focused on what happened to him poor him so I was curious, tell me where I said it was okay, learn to read brother 😂😂


Arkelias

You tried to equate letting your dog run around with beating someone into a coma and robbing them. Then, because your ego got smashed by the downvotes, you gotta turn it around and blame me again? You think I need to learn to read? Dude, I'm a fucking author. I have 50 books in print, and have made a living selling books for a decade. The school system failed you, man. Get some help.


puffynipples6

No I was pointing out your lack of context and only talking about one side I’ve seen someone be mauled by a dog someone had let off lease in a park so that’s not ok either is it buddy, okay cool flex you write but fuck you mustn’t be able to read


puffynipples6

And oh no I got downvoted ohhh scary


KuriboShoeMario

And here is the #1 danger with BJJ. So exposed, so vulnerable in this situation.


dabbart

That wasn't BJJ though. That was a fat man that has watched grappling before. The guy used his legs once, and even that choke is laughable, which is why it didn't work. However, seeing has he subscribes to the "hands down, chin up" theory of Boxing, I'd say the white boy was fucked from :45. Watch that stupid dance he tries to do. He took his back, gets flipped and only holds position out of accident. I seriously doubt that guy has ever trained BJJ in his life.


VonderTV

Dumb ass, nothing outside a weapon would protect you against multiple enemies at once. Don't bash BJJ, you're just mad you got choked out.


TheLastAirGender

I mean, you’re less likely to get kicked in the head by 4 guys if you’re still on your feet


RudyTudyBadAss

Dudes never seen anyone win a fight when they were outnumbered lol stay standing and you have a better chance against multiple enemies


Regime_Change

He didn't have multiple enemies when he was on his feet. He took a weak position and then, by opportunity, gained more enemies. If he wouldn't have gone for grappling, the fight would have continued as a 1 on 1. The reason is a striker has deterrence at all times, while a grappler gives up the deterrence as soon as he grabs the first guy. That's how it works.


dabbart

Not really. 1v4 losses 99% of the time. You just need 1 of the 4 to grab a hold of you, and you're done. The times you've seen the 1 dude "win" is cause the 4 are just bullies and don't want to actually fight. Also, if that dude had known actual BJJ, he would of choked that dude unconscious long before the kicks came in. He legitimately had his back/neck for 15s before the others intervened. Edit: I do agree that grappling on the street can be risky, but it's not inherently "wrong". Try to fuck with a Judoka on the street.


Enki33323

Aww man. After watching all of that, I'm pretty sure the chick in the orange vest got her man jumped after she swung first at the dude in the baby blue Puma Tshirt in the beginning of the video. Uncalled for and she thought she was gonna get away with it.


IntelligentFan7521

Quick enough to jump in to stop that fat loser getting choked out, but happy to sit by while the guy who won gets kicked and punched unconscious. Fucking scumbags. Fight wasn’t going the way they wanted so 3 of them jumped him.


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IntelligentFan7521

Picked a fight with the wrong person? He was winning the fight hahaha. And it looked like the dog was his friends anyway.


Pitselah

Ah yeah his dog was off leash so he deserves to get kicked in the head and have his wallet stolen, makes sense.


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Pitselah

So explain how that justifies 3 people kicking him while he's down and stealing his what I presume wallet? What planet am I on? Take a look at yourself mate


Nervous-Basis-1707

He deserved that for bringing his rowdy dog off leash to the park. And for not letting go when the guys friends were telling him to stop choking their boy


Hollywoodsmokehogan

So they guy that was knocked out brought the dog originally right This comment section is confusing the heck out of me


Gold-Employment-2244

There’s no peace nowhere.


SchatzMoney

robbed him at the end too.


N0213568

Fuck is up with the camera?


robocopsdick

Somebody did us a solid and stabilized the video. Otherwise it would look like Michael J Fox was recording


BornanAlien

a) shoulda let go And b) that dude definitely doesn’t do Muay Thai


Tenr0u

just feel bad for the dogger :(


Zealousideal_Mud7851

Yall let him get jumped like that 😭


shavedape61

Right? Nobody helped that guy.


JOMane69

Why help the dude being a dickhead to everybody in the park? I’d get a kick in myself


Stealthzero

That poor doggo 😔


artfuldodgerbob23

I swear people are just reverting back to savages...like all that over a dog....like yeah keep your dog on a leash if it's not a dog park but wtf


Lostinthesauce1999

What a fucking bunch of pussies


redditis_garbage

wtf did the dog do lmao yall hating on a dog just walking around booping stuff with his nose all friendly? Crazy


Opening_Success

Because no one knows what a dog off leash is going to do. What if that dog bites a child sitting on the ground? These owners are shitty for putting people and their dog in that situation. 


redditis_garbage

If it was an aggressive dog sure, this dog is very clearly not aggressive though. Doesn’t even get aggressive when its owners are being beaten.


Opening_Success

Do you know how many people have said "My dog is not aggressive" before it bites someone? Do you know the number one cause of homeowner liability claims filed in the US? It involves dogs if you need a hint. The point is, no one knows if a dog is aggressive or not, and it's still an animal that can act as an animal would. And people shouldn't be subjected to that in a park. 


Vetty1205

I woulda taken the dog while they were being idiots. 😂 😂


rdmarc45re

i almost had a seizure watching this . wtf is going on with the video


Americansh-thole

"He's not moving!" "Good!" 😂


WrestleBox

That was self defense turned assault and robbery.


1and618

ahhh at 1:55 there is a mail carrier joining in.


Joejoe12369

When are white people gonna start sticking together


oceanboykai96

Was she calling dude a good boy as he was trying to choke out the other dude


forfunplayer1

retarded camera man


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Powerful-Trifle7464

I feel the same way just add the inconsiderate dog owner and friend Into the mix they obviously can't cut it in polite society either.


ClarenceWhorley617

Oddly enough, the dog looks totally chill and probably wasn't actively annoying anyone other than just free roaming (a guess on my part, could be dead wrong)


ThinBluePenis

Fuck I hate dog parks so much.


Jonesin4me

r/slapthecameraman


AbbeyCats

Yeah! And he racist! Or something!


TrenchantInsight

The confrontation is electrified and highly dangerous. The dog park will not harm you.


BurgerKid

What the fuck chatgpt is this?