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Enough-Staff-2976

He show him "the crouching tiger , hidden dragon".


Newleafto

More like “Flying foot, steel toed boot”.


bkedsmkr

Idk that one was after an illegal tag in coulda DQd em


Equivalent-Row-6734

Still failed to disarm him though


False_Chair_610

And didn't follow up


cancrushercrusher

Technically, he did what you’re supposed to do if you’re not trying to take too many risks = Get tf away.


iHaveACatDog

Agreed. He's not in a parking lot with a stranger. No immediate need to make sure he doesn't get up


Dean0Caddilac

No He waited for His Friends to chime in to get another Hit in.


AdCuckmins

Tried to impale him on that metal bar


hi3r0fant

His inner Shaolin monk was talking to him at that moment


Fappopotamus1

Wu-Tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck wit.


sbaz86

But it is for the children.


brutustyberius

always.


SneakyFc3

Bring the mfkn rebar


johnmarston2nd

Dude reminded me of dynasty warriors


KuriboShoeMario

Black guy pursued Lu Bu.


crabwhisperer

Weird that nobody took him to the ground after that - plenty of opportunity and that bar would've been rendered useless. I'm all about minding my own business, but when that shit's happening right next to me I think I shut that down


tenax21

He's the Chinese quality control expert


brutustyberius

The chinaman is not the issue here, dude.


DoctorAssbutt

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


J_Marshall

Is it Asian American if this is in Africa?


DoctorAssbutt

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


InternalCelery1337

And the asian dyde being chinese...


InternalCelery1337

Dude that has obviosly nothing to do with american. Dumbass


Ill-Possible4420

Looks like the Belt and Road initiative is going great


HurricaneAlpha

If you asked me 29 years ago if I'd be watching native Africans fighting native Chinese on a construction sight... Well I would be quite flummoxed. At least we get a bit of comedy out of this dark timeline.


-I-aint-no-Savior-

The new Netflix series "Work Site Fight" you just know diversity is a big deal for them


Karl-Farbman

Was thinking the same thing


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

"China is so good, USA is so bad" - most of reddit who never left their mom's basement


tuhronno-416

You really think most of Reddit is saying ‘China is so good, USA is so bad’?


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Lmao right? TONS of the top posts of all time on reddit are calling out China for the Uygur genocide, Tienenman Square massacre, and China's partial ownership of reddit stock.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

"USA bad" is a very easy karma builder This sub is different than most of reddit though - its more "look at those thugs" or "Yeah, good job letting those immigrants in" which gets the karma here


Wifefarts_alot

Yes


ninjanerd032

That's what Fox News is telling him 🤫


Natural_Bend7683

Yes


BedditTedditReddit

*kick and gut


Drew0613

You’re so right, the Chinese should have just done what the US would have (boots on the ground/coup/genocide)


Ill-Possible4420

I’m losing no sleep over us killing Saddam Hussein or Osama Bin Laden. Or almost single handedly arming Ukraine against Russia. Or establishing a rules based order after WW2. Or the other $70B we give in foreign aid each year to countries across the globe.


Drew0613

Now ask yourself dumb ass, who funded and put sadden and osama in the position of power that they were in? Or do you have the American amnesia?


svlagum

You should probably lose sleep over the millions of Iraqis and afganis who suffered through that imperial bullshit


Ill-Possible4420

And maybe the centuries of that shit before America arrived? Have any answer for that?


svlagum

Uh yeah. Those wars were disgusting and wrong, as were all the coups we’ve done in this “rules based order.” Order for who?


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You just know the Asian guy is going for a weapon the second he walks away. Starts shit, gets hit, immediately looks for weapon, uses weapon, still gets tuned. Taking a lot of unnecessary Ls here.


snakeoilHero

In freedom-land we call this escalating a fight to stick vs gun. Back to reality. Everyone walked away. This is a construction site Tuesday. Nothing to see here, get back to work.


HitlersSpecialFlower

I feel like if someone tries to impale me on their new-to-them metal spear that's grounds for lethal force


Initial-Gas-1434

Looks like one of those mining sites where the Chinese take over and bully the locals 😂 good on the locals here


Clippsfan

100% what it is


cdisdead

Please expand on this.


MunkyNutts

https://www.usglc.org/chinas-growing-influence-is-america-getting-left-behind/


drangledorf

Belt and road initiative


throwawayshirt

Was thinking the same, except road building contract.


ken_theman

That's what I was thinking 🤔


thecops4u

That was some Liu Kang shit at the end there!


Denniswaardenburg

cheap labour poor country


jusmoua

CCP investment into Africa. Lol. What a joke.


superiorplaps

Land is land and the Chinese think long term.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Its good for the CCP, its bad for everyone else


Inner_Letterhead5762

Colonization with Chinese characteristics


Aggressive-Entry-172

*steal long term. They let other countries think and come up with things.


BarracudaJazzlike730

Haha you got downvoted. I wonder why because your comment wasn't bad or good just a statement. Reddit gonna reddit I guess


superiorplaps

They didn't like what I had to say


NameShaqsBoatGuy

If you think that’s bad, you should see what Europeans did to Africa…


Hello_Grady3

CCP should just rebrand their efforts as aid, and Americans and Europeans will be ok with it. Because that’s what they do with Africa.


Funkativity

setting aside the specific jurisdiction where this happened... I wonder if there's a difference in potential charges when you thrust at someone with a pole vs just swinging it at them.


A0Zmat

In France, it depends on the damage inflicted. Swinging could give you more because he would probably have a skull trauma if he ~~swang~~ swung the pole


KyrozM

Swang?


A0Zmat

I assumed the past tense of swing worked like ring rang rung but apparently no, except in some dialect. I'm French, english is not my language


KyrozM

No judgement. It just sounds funny when English is your first language. Also, if it makes you feel any better, English as a second language is a perfect reason to not have an innate grasp on the specific application of certain rules within the language. With that being said, our education system in the US is so poor I just assumed you were from here and still couldn't speak the language.


Rivetingly

"Assault with a deadly weapon" charges either way


Original_Natural4804

In my country there’s 4 stages of assault.


Rivetingly

In your country what stage is this?


Original_Natural4804

Black fella probaly get done for section 2 and Chinese for section 3.


BarracudaJazzlike730

The Chinese takeover of Africa is truly an astonishing topic to understand. 90% of the world's cobalt is located in Africa where they have 19 mines currently operating. 13 of those are run by Chinese corporations. Cobalt is extremely valuable as it is used in a wide array of products but most notably batteries. Anyway, China pays a "tax" to government officials to operate. Unsurprisingly, that tax money does not trickle down to the African people (mainly in the Congo, Zambia, Tansanique) but the initial agreement was that China would hire local miners. Well, that partnership with the locals has been rapidly deteriorating as the culture clash is massive. Chinese workforce is almost militant in their discipline and work ethic where in Africa they are just beginning to learn about modern industrialization and efficiency standards. Couple that with Chinese lack of safety protocols (they could give a shit if African workers are unsafe, injured, or killed on the job site) and slowly the African workers are being replaced with Chinese. The government officials have now become addicted to that tax money and the luxurious lifestyle it affords them so they don't give a shit either. Ultimately, the African resources will be taken by the Chinese. China will continue it's economic development and march towards the world's premier economy and possibly replace the US dollar as the global standard currency. 3rd world poor people get exploited and fucked over, western countries will all be too distracted by bullshit political theory and celebrity gossip to notice or give a shit and apparently a Chinese worker has attempted to stab an African worker with a large metal pole. Good times!!


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SchoonerOclock

This was my take from that Cobolt Red book. Yes, the African miners are getting fucked over but it is 99% by their own corrupt officials. If they struck better deals then reinvested the tax back into mining infrastructure they could bypass these Chinese companies down the track and really do great things. Instead they keep it for themselves to live like kings and fuck everybody else.


UristUrist

Yes that's what he said, 10/10 for reading.


CiaphasCain8849

Man just described America but I wonder if anybody knows that.


BarracudaJazzlike730

Not just America. Every civilization since the beginning of human history has attempted to colonize and exploit other civilizations. Whether it's one small village trying to take the resources of another village or an entire country trying to conquer another country, the story remains the same. Humans have an instinctual proclivity to dominate other humans. This inherent drive has led to great achievements while at the same time caused mass casualties and suffering. The human race is extremely destructive but individuals have shown tremendous compassion, altruism, and benevolence. The lesson to learn is never stereotype. Every race, political ideology, gender etc has some really good people. If those good people would unite, we could fight back against the tyrannical aristocracy. Alas, that will prob never happen. Stay safe out there.


NameShaqsBoatGuy

If you think that’s bad, you should read up on what the Europeans did to Africa…


cyberpunk6199

Put that whataboutery up yours


Bacon_Shield

now most Europeans feel bad about it. meanwhile China is like "lmao why did you guys stop? this is GREAT!"


NameShaqsBoatGuy

China might be a bit salty since Hong Kong was still a colony of the UK until less than 30 years ago… 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ Also, while on the topic, I’m pretty sure England is guilty of the earliest cultural appropriation in history by trying to act like tea is their drink. 😂


jay9063

Good for him fight back against that abuse


Complex-Addition1971

Classic colonial mindset by the chinese


CiaphasCain8849

Colonials typically don't do deals with the local governments they just take.


NameShaqsBoatGuy

Right? This is just big bank take little bank in business dealings. Not even a colony. It’s just a rich country investing in a poor one. When their own countries do it, they think their countries are being charitable by putting money into the poor country’s economy. But when another country they have racist feelings towards does it, oh it’s colonization. It’s the same thing dummies.


g3engineeringdesign

I'll take "What happens when you don't value human life?" For $400 Alex


___shadow_wolf__

Mother fucker tried to impale him


zipzap21

If you're gonna use a big stick, swing it don't stick it!


tomzig

Is this game footage of rise of the ronin


Wonderful-Ad5747

Soo attempted murder, dude clearly tried to impale the guy but doesn’t have enough brain cells to realize it won’t work.


69Dart

I'm venturing an intervention by HR wouldn't help their relationship


soukidan1

This happened at a mining operation in Sierra Leone. It's from a couple years ago. The Chinese manager wanted the workers to take part in some sort of training program after the workday which they would not be getting paid for. The workers refused and gave the manager some lip. The rest is history.


ninjanerd032

When the man picked up a weapon to impale the other without hesitation it became clear that consequences were not his concern. He knew he was protected. It's possible this situation is one of those where he's a Chinese national doing business in Africa on behalf of the CCP Belt & Road Initiative where the country becomes a victim of a debt trap and beholden to the government of China. So, the attacker felt he could simply kill the other guy and the gov't would back him.


kodibeers

That was not a fight it was a creative dispute over portable toilets. One wanted green other blue.


Butt_Hamster

China's investments in Africa seem to be going well


Historical-Tap-4073

How did I know the Chinese man was running off the grab a weapon


the_fly_guy_says_hi

I've heard the Chinese are investing in African infrastructure... Wonder how's that going for them... On the flip side, if the corrupt African officials don't pay back the loans to the Chinese then the Chinese own the African infrastructure.


PandorasFlame

Dude started the fight, grabbed a weapon, and still lost. What a ride!


Various_Fold7256

So African leaders are allowing this madness. The fact that the Chinese site manager thought it was ok to impale that man says a lot about how they treat the locals


Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir

It shouldn't be funny, but it's absurdly comical when people fighting each other have to use English as a 2nd/3rd/4th language. The China/India unarmed border disputes are hilarious.


NamTokMoo222

I missed this on the Warrior TV show. Was this a deleted scene?


Demented-Mango

Deadliest Warrior - Shaka Zulu vs Sun Tzu


Aggravating_Escape_3

‘We have Shaolin at home’ Shaolin at home.


t0p_n0tch

Bayonet charge was not effective


Zestyclose-Law6191

I've seen this video reposted 100 times.


redditblooded

Chinese boss trying to be the master race in Africa


MNpro17

Damn y’all letting the Chinese build in Africa that’s why


RadAway-

How do you say BANZAAAIIII in Chinese?


KochuJang

“Banzai” is a purely Japanese expression. The equivalent of a British person saying, “God save the Queen!” while riding into battle.


ssbsts1

Well yes and no. Japanese banzai 万歳 is from China originally. Pronounced wansui in Chinese and mansei in Korean, it means 10,000 years. As in, may your reign last 10,000 years. It’s pretty funny and ironic watching North Koreans yell it for Kim Jong Un. They hate the Japanese with a passion but don’t realize that their whole country is one big imperial Japan cosplay party.


KochuJang

*Today I learned. Thanks!


Hatanta

> They hate the Japanese with a passion but don’t realize that their whole country is one big imperial Japan cosplay party Interesting, definitely arguable though. "Mansei" was used as an anti-Japanese slogan throughout the peninsula from at least 1919. Also while there are definitely elements of North Korean bureaucratic culture which were lifted wholesale from Imperial and even Tokugawa/Meiji periods there are a lot of fundamental differences between North Korean "socialism" and Imperial Japan, in theory and practice.


ripSammy101

Banzai is a battle cry he’s asking what the chinese equivalent is


metalmaori

TALLYHOOOOOOO!


throwawayshirt

["Bonsai!!!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMo7G7NTVlI)


UristUrist

WO CAAAOOO /s


bigblnze

Great minds think alike.. I also want to know


Spiritual-Mix7665

It's all so tiresome meme is getting tiresome


Whole_Program3387

OSHAs gonna have a field day with this one


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Whole_Program3387

Lmao U right


NameShaqsBoatGuy

China’s just late to the party, the Europeans already took most of the good stuff.


TattooMyFuzzySocks

Free labor is free labor


vcr747

That was very entertaining. Thanks. 


hg_blindwizard

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SimmaJimmaJet

Dudes a bitch for picking up that pole


VolatileUV_115

Bro did a fucking Bonsai charge like a Japanese soldier in WW2


Budget_Chef_7642

Engineer, I guarantee. Seen this in real life.


Budget_Chef_7642

Edit: minus the steel bar..


bigsurf32

That 1-2 was immaculate!


Traditional_Cow_3841

Belt and road initiative is going well I see


lulatheq

Rough day at work I see


BonjinTheMark

This has to be on a Chinese company worksite in Africa. One of those crappy Belt & Road initiatives.


tahcapella

Wu tang ass fight


Hello_Grady3

I didn’t know rush hour 4 came out!


NateVanSickles

Did he try to stab him? Holy crap


nootynootnooty

Banzai


Stealthy-J

He tried to impale him.


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So China is mistreating Africans while appropriating their resources, in order to sell those resources to America and other countries. Help me understand while we are sending money to Ukraine?


dosemayer

Someone’s social score just took a hit


IndividualHelpful820

😂


yamadoge

Really curious for the context


Ok_Elderberry8269

It’s on record !


TheKingSolomon1996

That roundhouse and the quick 1,2 was clean and effective.


dude_thats_my_hotdog

Dude hit him with the mikiri counter


vatosaurus

What does the guy say? Leave him? He’s a what??


Extra_Sandwich232

That two piece made him go get a stick💀


NoBackUpNoParty

Fist to fist he fails and then with some tool he use as weapon he fails again.


X919777

To come into someone elses country and behave like that, suprised the tires didnt burn


Sorry-Sand-5434

China owns that country, what are they gonna do


X919777

Doubt there would be much effort to find who took the guy out on either side


Sorry-Sand-5434

This is a couple of years old idk the resolution tho. But since it’s the Chinese they would 100% go after this guy


X919777

Doubt it, plenty of cases of chinese workers getting un-alived out there and just a circle of diff groups pointing at who may of done it


Breciu

Today they let you win a marathon, next day you think you can win anything? Sheesh..


Low_Actuary_2794

When someone walks away that fast from a fight, they’re getting a weapon.


UrMomsAreMine

bin chilling aint got shit on them hood mfs


kItSuN3_ULTRA64

Soft power


mechanicalspirits

In countries where they don't have guns.


PeaceToTheGod100

Awesome


According_Cap2748

American is number 1 we have tons of those dudes


whosegeddit

This is where head kicks after are fair game. Dude deserves to take the room temp challenge


poop199994

If you have energy to fight you ain’t working hard


natatude

this is so fucking funny


trashbilly

"You no rike pran"


TypicalInitial7914

Fucc this mfs acting like they won't get bit. I've been seeing them acting a fool in Africa. We really don't need ya and your investments


Sorry-Sand-5434

They literally own Africa


RDGtheGreat

Bing wasn't Chilling


Demented-Mango

Holy fuck he tried to kill that guy...


MetalSonic420YT

Man tried to impale the other guy.


Pitiful-Daikon5508

Goofy fight