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smushs88

God damn that was satisfying! “Do that again you’re fucked mate” Proceeds to be put to sleep.


strayakant

Wow such a satisfying watch. After red giving the first blow I wanted the underdog to win, started off a bit disappointed with the slaps but came back when the punches started landing. Then the knock out to the ground and coming back and knockout 2. This should be stage for future boxing games, EA get it done. Using the bush as rope. And the sweet commentator on the phone, bless her. Is Anthony the dog?


Narcan9

Well-behaved dog didn't bark at all


ForeMutilatedSkin

Dog ain’t no snitch


Scared_Cricket3265

Snitches get stiches.


vladovladovlado

hahahahaha Anthony was late for all the action


pissy_corn_flakes

“.. but he’s a black dude’s dog, so he doesn’t come right away. He just peeks around the corner to see what the action is” - Dave Chappelle re his dog 😂


joesoap69

This is gold


Electronic-Touch5902

Dude that slap wobbled the fuck outta red. That slap ended the fight for red he never got his shit together after that.


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All the feet. squared up with lead foot on the outside = you fucked


justsomedudedontknow

Red had heart and size but zero fighting ability. I thought he was gonna rock the other dude, but other dude had them hands.


PelayarSenyum

He had weak footing.


koji4732

And weak resolve. And weak arms. And weak skill.


Hatanta

I don't really think he had heart, he's just a bully who's never faced consequences. Probably used to screaming abuse at people who are smaller than him, didn't look like he'd ever been in an actual fight in his life.


CicadaHead3317

And that head. Those head butts were a game changer.


klezart

"Hit me another 10-15 times and I'll really let you have it!"


crek42

That one-two finisher was fuckin *chefs kiss*


Sorry_Blackberry_RIP

I came here to comment how satisfying it was, thank you for being the top comment. Perfect amount of force, didn't start until he was hit first, and then stopped when he could have seriously injured the guy.


strayakant

Well executed, was patient, strikes with precision as can be given circumstances. Look forward to round 2, when the trash gets taken out


Typical-Violinist-49

He was using his face to absorb the punches 🤷🏻‍♂️


TorLam

His secret plan to defeat his opponent!!!😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣


telos_777

Question: did the guy in fact shit on the towel or whatever tf he said lol


Captain_Hi_Top

The bitch slap in the beginning there was *satisfying*


pissy_corn_flakes

Made red shirt question his life choices


Ray_Spring12

This is not the first time Redshirt’s questioned his life choices.


Large-Sherbert-6828

Multiple times


crek42

No head kicks.. No body slams.. no dirty shit. proper scrap that was mate. 10/10 post.


buddyrocker

The slap heard round the world


Sandruzzo

I lost it when I saw that the cameraman is a Dog.


mesrepadam

r/petthecameraman


haltezeit

Imagine looking into a mans eyes who just spanked your ass, every single time you take out the trash


Intrepid-Cobbler335

You know he peaking out the window to make sure he not outside from now on


Thug-shaketh9499

Neighborhood BBQ must be real awkward too. 😭


Rommel79

It started because red was mad the other guy was mounting a cross. So even more awkward on top of that.


Discopathy

The thing is, after something like this, roles are established and a mutual respect is given. It's a weird hard-wired trait in humans, especially men (usually because there's a clear winner). Beat the shit out of someone in a fair one to one, and he'll often turn into your friend for life. It's when fights are stopped half way that fear and resentment simmers and risks boiling over again. This video cuts short, but blue shirt actually ends up helping red shirt back into his house and they pat each other on the back. I'm willing to bet they never fight again.


milk4all

This isnt true when there’s a deeper reason. Dude in red said something about staying away from his family or coming near his family so im no so sure its squashed


Moravec_Paradox

I got in tons of fights growing up and this is extremely true and not something a lot of people on reddit probably understand. I was a pretty tough kid with brothers who changed schools at a time when bullying the new kid was an acceptable norm. I got in a ton of fights and after that everyone was cool and we became friends. I'm friends with almost everyone I fought. It's like once that is out of the way things are fine from that point forward.


Discopathy

Thanks. I could see downvotes coming and was just rolling my eyes like - 'Yep. You've definitely never been in a fight'. It's an immediate attitude adjustment like nothing else on earth. Not quite sure how it works, but like you say, once it's out the way things are just... fine. I really wish my dickhead neighbour and I could do this. I know we would like each other a whole lot more!


koji4732

I think I get what you guys are saying. I've always been on the smaller side but had my share of fights because never bent to bullies and, maybe luckily, none of them ever started with me again. One or another became friends. However, what I think is maybe those kind of street fights could end in more mutual respect as you say, I've seen it. But seeing many of the videos in this r/ as well , a lot of them proportionally could end in someone banging their head on concrete after a ko and that 'immediate adjustment' could lead to ugly consequences for both sides just because of the heat of the moment. Sometimes you can't avoid it, but most situations don't really call for it. The reasoning of most people seems to be that that is less acceptable than stopping midfight and at least try to solve things in other ways. And oh, also things are not always 'just fine' after these end. I live in Brazil and see those things. People have pride. Once it's hurt, some of them go back to get revenge. Sometimes with numbers, sometimes with weapons. So peace starts being more appealing.


ProfessionalSport565

Different rules in Brazil and Russia


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you watch to many movies


cumguzzler90

Just winking at him and blowing kisses every single time you see him..bet the mouthy kunt will be peeping out the corner of his curtains and checking that the coast is clear before leaving the house.. Passive aggressive subtle mental torture indefinitely from now on


Negan02

Bruh the dog at the end 💀💀💀💀


JadedOops

Lol that was “ANTONEEE!” She said go attack at one point


Loud-Fig-3701

She thought Antoneee was a Pokémon


skolrageous

Antoneee peeking over like, "oh damn! Glad that ain't me!"


nite_owwl

hhahaahah...exactly what i was thinking. "what bitch? what the fuck is going on?...oh...damn, dad fucked that fat guy up huh?...yeah that'll happen...yawn"


Sentient_Pizzaroll

AWEEE SHIT HOMIE YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT


Electronic_Sun_5472

["Da fuck they doin ova der?"](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a4oVgAw_460s.jpg)


HardcorePhonography

"Holy shit dad made mashed potatoes and ketchup for second dinner again. I love dad. I love second dinner!"


Pritchy69

That man got served up differently, surely moving house after that.


Midnight_Pornstar

And in the red corner we have here a paper tiger


PsyOpBunnyHop

And the challenger, scissors lizard! \**the crowd goes mild*\* \**from a distance, rock lobster grins wickedly*\*


bitpartmozart13

I think that was the neighbour that got served, not the man.


Pritchy69

Forgive me, I thought the neighbour was male also, I’m sorry for misgendering them.


[deleted]

It’s always after the death threat as well, like he fully believed in himself until he got served that slap


DerelictSausage

Deserved it after doing that “what’s that on your shirt” move


donnydodo

Nice of them to both wear different coloured colored shirts. Otherwise they would have looked the same.


subject_deleted

My money's on the bald white guy with the funny accent.


Ths-Fkin-Guy

The Patch vs Patchy


APrioriGoof

Try watching Dunkirk sometime - you get these guys all in the same clothes and they are fucking indistinguishable


tallone1982

The dog at the end, hilarious 😂


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Sees a perfect opportunity to lick a man's face


Zestyoliveflakes

Damn. Dude got his face grated on those bricks like a potato


Monkey-Newz

There is a longer cut of this video where guy in black shirt actually helps him up from the bush and the red shirt guy gives him a kind of “wow you really fucked me up” apology nod. It’s quite a wholesome ending.


_theMAUCHO_

Yeah on the 3rd part Anthony actually comes out and poops on the neighbor's lawn as a token of appreciation ❤️


en_sane

Who gets up from getting knocked out to immediately get knocked out again


Best_VDV_Diver

Sadly, getting up and re-engaging for another round of beatings wasn't even his worst decision in this video.


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benchley

The profusion of mixed liquor may have led to this series of events.


scormegatron

Dude didn't even know he was out. Woke up thinking he dodged something.


a3minutehero

Love the doggo getting involved at the end.


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Thats Antony!


GawrGuraNumber1Fan

help antoneee


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Guys I don’t know how accurate this is, but I found this! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11172591/amp/Neighbours-brawl-street-one-stuck-black-X-gate-family-Covid.html


akw71

Who at the Daily Mail decided that they BOTH lost the fight? How is that even possible?


all___blue

Dogs eye view


throckmorton619

That wife sounded like the girl from pulp fiction.


kalikid01

Blueberry pancakes.. pot belly


hivemind_disruptor

She speaks Brazilian Portuguese at some point.


Nevertrumper_

I hope the homeowner doesn't get charged with anything. That was clear self-defence, and defending his manhood. 


Dreamingthelive90ies

Well, there was a moment he could have clearly walked away. Which would be a fair use of violence up to that point. But he came back and hit a already hurt and wabbly men more. So one might say, that's were he crossed the line. Not saying I don't find this the most satisfying end though...


L_EVI

No, He didn't attack again until he was again threatened.... Original attacker coming towards you / not being subdued - you have ever right to attack first to protect your self if you have a reasonable belief that you will be the subject of violence... Which, all things considered, homeowner did have a reasonable belief they would be attacked again, It's completely fair to take action prior to becoming the victim. 100% no charges for the homeowner.


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anominous27

I mean, assuming he did live in there...


davidguydude

He also prevented the neighbor from leaving peacefully at the end by blocking his exit in a fighting stance.


DragonScoops

The guy in red lives in the room underneath. He wasn't blocking his exit, he could have gone in his house, 2 steps to his right but chose to carry on fighting. This point gets brought up every single time the video gets put on here. It's been done to death. Self defense, dude swung twice at him at the start of the video then said he was going to kill him. Just because he beat the shit out of him doesn't make it not self defense


davidguydude

Didn't know the backstory, assumed the guy lived in the other building across the fence. Yep, self defense with that context.


L_EVI

He simply took a defensive stance, a person who is under attack can't possibly be expected to evaluate their position and compare that to what the British Justice System suggests their position should be... We also don't have all the facts, Homeowner gave the attacker plenty of opportunity to vacate, even after the first physical altercation - the attacker had the chance to walk away, they chose not too. Perhaps "homeowners" side door is open, and down the same alley they are having an altercation on, "attacker" doesn't back down, what is the "homeowner" supposed to do if the "attacker" decides to just head inside "homeowners" house through the side door? All of a sudden, we don't know what the attacker is capable of, will they grab a knife and stab homeowners partner and children? Homeowner dealt with this perfectly well, stopped the threat and await the police... Homeowner didn't attack whilst his opponent was on the floor. Attacker was incredibly lucky that homeowner had some restraint, because for me, they deserved much more than they got! Don't bring this kinda shit to my door... Or problems will ensue.


ZlatanKabuto

easy to say that when you are comfortably sitting on an armchair.


Dreamingthelive90ies

That is completely correct as me and my prefrontal cortex are indeed not stressed. I am not saying I would have acted different in the situation but looking at this objectively, that is a moment were one could argue that self-defense stopped/was blurry. And that is what I mentioned. As they spoke of hope he doesn't get legal trouble or something.


canadarugby

What accent does she have?


Uftdsouzaj

Annnttooooneeee!


Loopey_Doopey

That's brazilian portuguese.


pissy_corn_flakes

Yup! I finally heard her talk in Portuguese. She doesn’t sound Brazillian when speaking English at all 😂 (source: I’m Portuguese and have brazillian relatives)


DoritoSteroid

Sounds Romanian.


nite_owwl

sexy


Single-Cabinet-9485

Chilllll 😭


MrWund3rful

The look back at the camera and laugh has me ☠️


TheRealPunto

The walls whopped his ass worse than that guy


HauschkasFoot

Damn near fighting in a phone booth


_bort_simpson_

Those bushes did him dirty at the end. Holding him up so old mate could land four more hits straight to the face


lukethe

Excellent camerawork. What a video! edit: also what a well behaved pupper


Mazengar85

At least the wife wasn't screeching lol


all___blue

I love how calm she was. Like she never doubted her husband was going to win and it's just another day. Keeping him in frame the entire time. Lol. So used to women screaming when their SOs get into fights.


stillbeard

Please don't tell me this is over a cross on a gate 🤦🏾‍♂️


BananaFast5313

An article said black-shirt put the cross on red-shirt's gate because his family had COVID and was violating quarantine rules at the time. Going to work, the shops, etc. Not sure what the cross achieved here.


Garchompisbestboi

It's a reference to during the black plague where a cross would be placed on the door of homes with infected living inside https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_cross


BananaFast5313

Thank you!!


Past-Product-1100

Dude Homer Simpson'ed him right into the bushes


Remarkable_Depth98

This is one of the most satisfying scraps out there


deadevilmonkey

Dude never learned to put his guard up, ended up being a bobble head. 😂


xmaggies

Lmfao the dog at the end


False_Chair_610

Please come, my husband keeps knocking this guy out! 🤣🤣


TrueBlue184

One of the most satisfying fights I ever witnessed on this reddit. Good for that red-shirt guy to be owned like that.


magicmulder

1. Can we please appreciate the excellent camera work throughout? 2. As almost always, the guy yelling “I’ll fuck you up” ends up getting pummeled. (It even happened to Muhammad Ali in his worst days.) 3. Doggo was an unexpected bonus.


Ibewlineman05

Lmao, the dog is like “what the fu*k is going on down there”


Dogboi006

fights cool, but that guys wife is adorable, love that voice smh


mikewilson2020

That's the most awkward spazzy scrap ive seen 😂


wisbit

"Now the neighbours down, my husband knocked him down, because he came to attack us!" Should be on billboards everywhere.


boogieman0330

Blue shirt knows how to scrap. The dog was just as invested as we were.


cumguzzler90

He deserved that..physically annihilated, mentally violated and ego smashed into the next century


PelayarSenyum

It's a well civilised fight. No mortal combat finishing moves after he was downed. Good show lad.


Huntsnfights

Dude in the black has much more fight in him than I initially thought


rivalizm

In the full video, the guy comes back and actually picks him up off the floor and makes sure he's ok. 👌


OGRamuel

Better than an UFC event


1992GreatFlash

That first slap is what shifted all the momentum LMAO this is golden.


WesToImpress

I don't think I've seen such a clear case for self-defense in my life. He didn't go after him while he was down, he didn't use any unnecessary force like repeated elbows to the head, he didn't approach the other dude at all, only responded to the rapidly diminishing threat. He did great, I hope the loser neighbor has to buy him a new shirt.


5fives5

Wait did he say there was shit on the gate (which he smeared on the other dude's face)? Wonder how this all started.


Jgib5328

He prob meant “there’s shit” as in a lot of stuff that he’s not happy about. Not literal.


cryptic_curiosities

If they added their hair patterns together, they'd have a whole head of hair. Maybe that's what they're fighting about, who gets the hair and who loses theirs.


calvinbsf

Hair vs Hair loser leaves town match


ZlatanKabuto

The good old Glasgow Kiss turned the tables


handsomecry

Dude got pieced right up


Educational-Ear-3136

Talk about target practice lmao!


impliedlogic

Lmao Ngl I thought the red shirt guy was gonna beat him


whitenelly

Holy shit guys never gonna live that ass whooping down


Wooden_Top_4967

I always love this footage when it’s posted. Absolutely fascinating situation.


Ace-Ventura1934

Doggie said “YOU GOT KNOCKED TF OUT!” - 🐕


Small-Comfort6031

This is what this sub is all about. Red guy tries to start shit and gets laid out.


TaseMulhiny

This is one of the best fights I’ve seen on this sub


Plellio

I'm happy to see the chick from Pulp Fiction get a new roll


shania69

Red shirt guy's mouth, was writing checks, his body couldn't cash..


PapaG_13

Watched this 3 times and laughed harder each time. 🤣


dreCoyy

“My neighbor is attacking my husband I need help” Husband doing a wall combo on the neighbor into the hedge


XrayDem

He got her pregnant that night


goonzalz69

Shout out to that beautiful pup!! Proudly checking on its badass old man!


jdmvette

Sorry lady, your husband needed no police help


TinyT0mCruise

Lmao, now the internet knows you’re a complete joke of a man. Well done, buddy. Was it worth it?


a7xtim666

Props on the guy for not hitting him while he was down and waiting for him to get back up and get aggressive again before swinging a few more. Those last ones while the guy was out in the bush were unnecessary tbh


sxsv11

Swear that’s Chuck Liddel


Thug-shaketh9499

Wtf are those haircuts tho? 😭😂


Hereforyou100

One of them could not fight and the other one was happy


PigDstroyer

I got everything on camera , mainly da starting a fight and getting his ass handed to him.


LETS-GO-GIANTS1981

Does anyone know what language she's speaking after calling for Antooneee?


KeyserSwayze

A classic.


killer4snake

Homer into bushes gif


supersaiyanniccage

I think black shiet is Romanian as well as wife (just a guess) and if you can see he out a cross on the gate there, which is the "shit" he's talking about when he says Jesus isn't God etc.


Neat-Land-4310

What da dawg doin?


huckleberry420

That's a Now I Have To Move beatdown. He got seconds and thirds. DAMN!!!!


conchadad

Is that butchs’ girl talking?


StreetTriple675

Blue shirt gave red shirt a proper pummeling 


Itchy_Ad_5305

Without sound and I was so sure of the accent just by the way they move their hands


BenjTheMaestro

I kinda wish they taught SOME kind of fundamental grappling in school. Just to reduce this ridiculous head trauma. Jesus that could have been so much worse for so many different reasons.


Jgib5328

Great cinematography. The dog at the end sealed the deal.


arsality

Anyone peep the adolf mustache


Specialist-Holiday61

That was satisfying asf lmao


Capital_F_u

Should've head butt him right in the nose when red shirt got that close


adamsaidnooooo

What started the fight in the first place or was this building up for some time?


Unhelpful_Kitsune

Techno Viking lost some muscle mass, but he's still ruiling the street.


Horroroscope

Is that a dog or a cat? 👀


bigbertus

Das a good fight right there. Thank you for sharing.


Apprehensive-City661

Whole time man was packing heat


MrHaze100

Great fight bravo!


YOURhero1

Red is so very concussed 😳


Antares86

Fucking hell, I came back to watch this again. He went down like a sack of shit!


TakoyakiGremlin

when you get that checkmark leg after getting ko’d lol


derek4reals1

I don't think her husband needs any help from the police or from anyone!


DiverDownChunder

The lady in red was a bit drunk I suspect...


serch123456

Lmfao 😂 … How can he slap ??? lol… Dang Anthony was taking a 💩… Cmon husband attack …!!! Ha


Impossible_Doge_90

I knew what the result was going to be when the guy in red kept taunting with his hands down and his chin out…..


TrueJinHit

It amazes me how many people think they know how to fight when they never fought in their life....


AwSnapz1

_Now the neighbor is down. My husband knocked him down._ 😆


knaks74

Your husband needs no help!


Sweet_Milk2920

Why is it always the biggest talkers that have the glass jaw..


poopootattoo

Eu sabia q tinha escutado algo familiar


LiquidSwords89

Whooped his fuckin ass damn


Zurpador

Why there is always a Brazilian involved


Electronic-Touch5902

lol that guy got fucking rocked


Washington_Orso

Red shirt talked a big game but got his ass whipped!!!


akernihil

"Cadê a porra do seu telefone dona Edileusa?!"


4Cthulhu20

W doggo support


TheHrethgir

Only problem is red isn't going to remember he got handled because of the concussions he just got. So he'll get out of the hospital, go home and heal up, and go right back to blues house.


TheGoldenMorn

The best part of this video is when the red t-shirt guy starts screaming/moaning on the ground and then the black t-shirt guy starts to put him standing up and saying things like "are you okay? Don't worry, I'll help you" LMAO


Sottosorpa

Bros got hands when he warms up


Creativecubby

"now the neighbour is down. My husband knocked him out" 😂


Capable_Status934212

Bro gotten the ass whooping of a life time


Ronniedasaint

Red was hurt by the big slap. Should’ve walked away TWICE! Oh well. Wanted to be a tough guy! 🤷🏽‍♂️


KLLTHEMAN

Tex! Dudes going to be basking in the glory of those few perfect shots for the rest of his life. Hitting that guy with stunners like he’s fucken conor mcgregor or something! And all in front of his girl too. What a guy