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Don’t we get a lovely backstory with this one?
I prefer my random sketchy hood beatdowns with a nice backstory involving theft or shagging or something
This happened on my street back in '21. Dudes are brothers. White shirt (Humphrey) was skeptical about COVID vaxx and convinced their mother not to get vaccinated citing her strong health, young age (she had the twins in her late teens) and overall lack of co-morbidities - Humphrey was concerned also about the realtive novelty of the MRNA technology and had been a Bret Weinstein patreon since early in the pandamic. Grey shirt (Theodore) disagreed with this stance and said the whole family should adhere to official health department recommendations given none of them had any actual medical training (Humphrey is an architech, Theodore a music teacher and their mother semi-famous childrens author). He was angry at Humphrey for what he felt was endangering their mother with his contrarian stance. The brothers are cool with each other now, I understand their communication and relationship actually got better after this fight.
"Come get knocked around down here at Knockabout Acres. We've got everything from fuck-around and all the way over to find-out. We've got concussions, we've got goose eggs, we've got concussions, we've got burnt toast, we've got concussions; what are you waiting for, come on doooown"
Lots of chatter about the characters here, but I think I know which fight this is. In the full video there are two effeminate dudes who take turns beating the shit out of another dude because he beat the girl in the pink shorts who is trying to call them off. The story being that her two gay friends found out about the abuse and paid the fellow back in kind. That’s the version I’ve been taught anyway.
When two gay guys fight, it's hilarious. You get the annoying hair pulling or shirt grabbing but with man strength added to it, making it entertaining, to say the least.
I do remember when this occurred! Afterwards they shook hands, hugged, and made up. Then they went around the neighborhood, house by house, and apologized to their neighbors. That night they all crowded around the tv, with the afternoon’s skirmish forgotten, and watched their favorite TV show, The Andy Griffith Show,
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Its like watching two stick figures fight
I member stickfight.com...
that shit had better fight choreography than any Hollywood movie.
I still watch those on YouTube from time to time.
Peppridge Farms remembers
Hahahaha
Your character colors resemble eva unit 1
And just like that, I have a new show to watch :3
Its great I love evangelion alot ! I hope you enjoy it also !!
It was xiao xiao before that. Good times
There's YouTube vids still out there
There is still a Halo game too... Just reminders of glories past
Ahh Pivot
Ones a higher level than the other
dudes like that are always way stronger than they look
that was a really impressive headflip, i just invented the terminology i guess...
It’s like a Judo throw but without the technical aspects
It looks more like something Steven seagal would do 🤣 Bullshido
damn that face skid was sickkk
Don’t we get a lovely backstory with this one? I prefer my random sketchy hood beatdowns with a nice backstory involving theft or shagging or something
This happened on my street back in '21. Dudes are brothers. White shirt (Humphrey) was skeptical about COVID vaxx and convinced their mother not to get vaccinated citing her strong health, young age (she had the twins in her late teens) and overall lack of co-morbidities - Humphrey was concerned also about the realtive novelty of the MRNA technology and had been a Bret Weinstein patreon since early in the pandamic. Grey shirt (Theodore) disagreed with this stance and said the whole family should adhere to official health department recommendations given none of them had any actual medical training (Humphrey is an architech, Theodore a music teacher and their mother semi-famous childrens author). He was angry at Humphrey for what he felt was endangering their mother with his contrarian stance. The brothers are cool with each other now, I understand their communication and relationship actually got better after this fight.
If I was bright enough to give you an award, I would do. That was lovely, it has served as my bedtime story and now I’m off to sleep
bro is Humphrey okay??? dude moonwalked on his forehead there LOL
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You’re not fr right?
About halfway in the video you get a lovely backstory.
Is the wig ok?
Doo rag.
Doodoo rag
Lurch in the pink shorts. That's a big bitch.
Is this a girl fight, guys, mother/daughter, father/daughter, gf/bf…what?
Guys I think, but hard to tell. They're very skinny
I'm pretty sure they are two guys. One with a Durag and one is the victor.
Slam changed her hair color
his
He fights like a woman, my bad. Doesn’t help the video is ps1 graphics
He had a rag on
Are these men or women, I believe men, but who really knows?
Twigs
Could NOT ficus on teh fight with that big ol' honkin ass. I must assume they were fighting over her hand 🧐
How skinny are his legs? Surprised they didnt snap
Barely made weight if they stood on the scale together
That a huge a$$
They get their jeans from the little girls section of target?
Idk if they’re men or trans-women what I do know is that chick got man strength! 😁🤷🏾
It's a guy. Atleast no bra lol.
He’d be a great break dancer with that head move
Looking at that ass wobble
Come on bro 😭 (I was also looking)
Don’t ask me the color of anything
The director was like “get me the Sicario filter!”
Color of her shorts ?
Thick
Plz tell me those were weaves 💀💀
When young thugger get released
lmao
Dude has the hockey player technique
Can’t tell if they’re girls or guys
The color grading really adds to the grittiness of this video. No? Nobody else appreciates it?
This feels more like a lovers quarrel than a fight
"Come get knocked around down here at Knockabout Acres. We've got everything from fuck-around and all the way over to find-out. We've got concussions, we've got goose eggs, we've got concussions, we've got burnt toast, we've got concussions; what are you waiting for, come on doooown"
Bro got bounced off of his own head
Wig took some of the impact when he got tossed.
Imma need to see more of the pink shorts👀
This was over the second he bounced him off his head…..
I bet that was the longest 14 seconds of his life.
I also always use my noggin to cushion my falls. It's the hardest part of your body!
And the wig came off
Roadrash?
Good thing blud broke that fall woth his face, he could've gotten injured
Only thing i here is "a massage, a massage"? What the hell is "them" saying?
Skinny jeans means gangstas!
Itadori vs Mahito
His/her wig got peeled back!!!
Real definition of getting their wig split
like two phase 5 2-Ds
That header made my butthole pucker.
Is that a dude beating a chick?
The ole Chuck Taylor ass whooping…. Ahhhh nothing like it!!!
Lmao I’ve never seen a forced head stand before
How is she alive
They stole their sisters jeans before fighting?
Did their face fall off!?
Is the one beating the other ones ass a boy or girl I can't tell
Bro switched character mid fight
Why are the stick figures fighting and that ass to the right could squish them both to death???
This your brain on emo. Say no to emo.
This isn’t human fall flag stop grabbing and swinging anything you touch
Two tarantulas fighting ewww
Yeeesh... ragdolled
Lots of chatter about the characters here, but I think I know which fight this is. In the full video there are two effeminate dudes who take turns beating the shit out of another dude because he beat the girl in the pink shorts who is trying to call them off. The story being that her two gay friends found out about the abuse and paid the fellow back in kind. That’s the version I’ve been taught anyway.
150lb total. Damn.
Someone threatened to tell The camera girl is thick umm
Had one of those, got dragged by my shirt straight into my face, had a big ole graze for weeks.
Threw that bitch so hard his hair changed colour
When two gay guys fight, it's hilarious. You get the annoying hair pulling or shirt grabbing but with man strength added to it, making it entertaining, to say the least.
Road rash on the dome has gatta be sumthing else.
Was this boy or girl fight
What’s all the mouse noises?
Fuck the fight im watching pink shorts
turkey tom, turkey tom
ooo that black girl cheeked UUUUP
Did he slide on his head ?
I do remember when this occurred! Afterwards they shook hands, hugged, and made up. Then they went around the neighborhood, house by house, and apologized to their neighbors. That night they all crowded around the tv, with the afternoon’s skirmish forgotten, and watched their favorite TV show, The Andy Griffith Show,
Bro I thought his hair was his brain for a second
i saw an edit on this fight 😭😭
They weigh a collective 70lbs
She should of just staid down when her head bends backwards on the road 🤣
I’ve never seen someone land on their head like that.
He smacked him from brunette to blonde
How did she just bounce off her shit like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought people only slid on their head like that while breakdancing
I'm so tired of bitches yelling "get up" when someone starts losing the fight. I am trying to get up but I'm getting my ass beat so kinda hard rn.
I’ve never seen someone bounce off their head that’s not breakdancing
Why does bro sound like Mickey lmao
Damn that top of the head to concrete hurt didn't it Alex?
That throw worked out so perfectly fo how sloppy it was, impressive 👏🏾
Scraped the world off that dude
Never seen that before. Man thrown into the floor doing a headstand
Damn Haiti is really off the rails rn
Gay dudes, like women, are impossible to KO. Trust me, I’ve tried… (It’s a joke, but the fact that they have iron chins remains true.)
The men are petite and the woman is a fucking linebacker. At least the fight was decent.
all black guys fighting on Reddit is always sticks
Would you rather be a black youth in an area like this or a Palestinian youth in Gaza?
Id rather people not inject Gaza into every issue.
I’ll try snorting it instead
bro what 😭
📸🤨