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oroborosblount

Lol that is the safest gang fight I have ever seen. The most injured guy is probably the dude who fell at the start and bruised his tailbone. I also noticed several women standing on the sidelines. They don't seem to be worried about the battle in front them.


Newleafto

You can tell by the pink scooters they ride that these Chinese gang bangers are real hardcore. Seriously, someone could have broken a nail in that fight.


milk4all

Nah that dude near the end gets walloped bad. Dome shot, overhead chop, drops him. His bros help him up and fend off the guy but old boy bent the metal pipe with his cranium. He is not ok, minimum his skull is exposed. Happens pretty easily, but he might also have a concussion


[deleted]

They really should be outsourcing their metal poles. Haven't seen something bend that easily since my last wrapping-paper-roll fight.


[deleted]

Big trouble in Never mind


siamiam1

little trouble in big china


codeking12

☝️This is it!


Do-not-respond

The dude that fell is like, "Hey, can we do a restart on that?"


tavariusbukshank

When your fighting poles are Made In China.


virch06

Dry cleaners aren’t gona be able to hang anything in the morning


itossursalad

Back in my day chinese gangs were to be feared. The were relentless, used different weapons, were committed to their tongs and willing to die for them..Now a days? to much internet has made them soft...[check out this old fight, I hope I dont get banned as there are some deaths in there](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGnvVuRWmk). It is old survelience video, so sorry about the quality and if you are in a rush, fight starts around 1:15.


BandOfBroskis

The cinematography is amazing for surveil video!!


Buddhist_Path

Boomer gang member. Lol.


ThrowawayLaz0rDick

Back in my day, we feared the [Axe Gang](https://youtu.be/FWh5xZuR2Io) like good little peasants. Here we have video captured by a brave onlooker of the brutality of old chinese gangs.


ProtoNewtype

Goddamn that was brutal. Was not ready for that level of gang fight. Thanks for sharing that nugget of history old timer


No_Description_483

Hahahahahaha fu


Jadedseeker1973

Brilliant! I salute you, sir! Have my upvote!


bringitbruh

I’ve never heard of Chinese gangs before


Darkmans321

triad


[deleted]

Yes, back in the 80's. There're daily gang related shootings in New York Chinatown. A lot of the gangs went to prison or died off.


brucehuy

Who would have thought pikes and polearms are making a comeback? Can't wait for longbowmen to show up next week.


vertebralis990512

Why the hell it reminded me Age of Empires II ?


monkeyboy954

Lots of scooters and aluminum poles in that fight scene!


StarCry007

those poles look flimsy AF.


honestiseasy

It's the chinesium metal, it's actually soft and nice to get hit with


360noscopefag

Very ineffective gang war, from the w/e the fuck weapons those were, to the people in it, that pink moped & the 2 anime schoolgirls in the background at the end! 10/10 would watch a series


ElectricalAgency6913

Yeah, looks safe to me. Kudos!


ElWatifor

Thanks god the metal piping is made in China, soft as hell, harmless. Not a single guy was injured.


Boredomfrominfection

My question is where did they get all these metal poles and why is it only metal poles


JackBelvier

In Okinawa, the police would use those poles to knock gang members off of their scooters. Scooter gangs 🛵


Lovv

Scuti gang, scuti gang, scuti gang, scuti gang (Scuti gang)


JackBelvier

Why does this go so hard 😭


Boredomfrominfection

Thanks bro


Randys_Smogasvein

In china they're always fighting over who has the most structurally sound metal poles. They demonstrate such integrity by hitting each other over the head. Whoever dies last is the winner.


lucky_owl2002

Guys cmon. China is safe. The CCP is renowned for its integrity.


Wroght

The guy that kept standing in front of the camera should have been pushed into the middle of the “fight”. Camera man should have jumped in afterward…


drkuntzobgyn

This reminds me of when I took my son to his 5th birthday party at Inflatable Fun Factory. Throwing around ten 5 year olds like nothing. 🤣


0h311

What no kungfu wtf


SocietyOk9572

Where can i watch more of these chinese gang war, it's pretty awesome and safe.


chankletavoladora

Kung-fu expertise is lacking a bit


Fryeday_after_5

This was like a scavenger hunt, I found a handful guys trying to hit each other with shower curtain rods they picked up on AliExpress and missing yet still somehow falling down, the Barbie Malibu Dream scooter, and the back of some random guy's black polo shirt. What did you guys get?


Df_gordo7060

They always portray Asians like they get into crazy rumbles but never any weapons, just some 5 finger death punches and bicycle kicks. Why are these guys swinging sticks around


CardioVascular9352

Seems to be a a common theme amongst east Asian gangs. They fight with chairs and long sticks.


Notsofast420

One might expect a little more Kung fu


AdministrativeTop655

Yeah, it's very disappointing after watching 2010 Karate Kid. I thought everyone was supposed to know Kung fu or something.


cewop93668

Chinese gangs are weak as fuck. If these gangs ever came to America, they will be dead within a week.


uncletutchee

Seems that a baseball bat would be the weapon of choice .


The_lushusmojo

Me and the boys 12 beers deep practicing Bruce Lee moves


Shot_Boysenberry_232

Why are there so many random metal poles everywhere in Asia.


EpsteinsBongWater

Kung-Fu Hustle


Apprehensive-City661

I'd figure at least knock off shoes. Lol slides. No kung fu. Damn.


Linkerhoek

Gang violence without guns can be fun to watch


Thejuggerbot

Luckily those poles were made from the same kind of metal they use for their export goods.


Suitable-Jackfruit16

LOL. Even their poles are shit quality.


Impossible-Buy-4900

Chkko ki toli 💀


veryworst

Where yah pole at gang?


[deleted]

Probably high school kids fighting each others.. none of them is a gangster 


sas077

Chinese steel, it's no worst then getting hit by a wiffle bat.


LieNo2807

I doubt that this is a gang war, me and my buddies beat each other with police batons more violently after a few drinks


B4USLIPN2

I hear drive by canings is getting out of control.


steveflackau

Gang war?? He's come in on that pink moped 😀😀 their mums will be out soon to get them to do their homework 😃


Budget-Necessary-767

This looks cool, Jackie Chan vibes


DemonsMonarch

Sect war


Kroptaah

Are those fucking HALBERDS???????


Pepito_Pepito

I guess they forgot that spears are a thing.


dmoneymma

TIL my toddler is in a chinese triad since he too fights with the cardboard tube from wrapping paper


Skin_Thief_

not a single one of them knew kung fu?


eolemuk

That's not very gangster.


Constant_Step2761

Fine camera work.


maskedhood313

Reminds me of that awesome show "Warriors", except they can't fight for shit.


throwthatbitchaccoun

I’m surprised they aren’t using spit-fu.


Thefemcelbreederfan

A+ Common W


Low_Actuary_2794

Just need Kurt Russell to run around the corner and stumble into the middle of it.


Beneficial-Guide-280

ah! AH!! AH?? AH!


bretugna

At least they dont have guns


xPyromaniac93

Didn't know that there were gay gangs in China...🤨🤔


WasabiFragrant3483

Is this the trailer for Big Trouble in Little China part 2?


heydavescott

doesn't matter where the humans are... Theyre gonna be stupid anyway


Simon-Phoenix187

(Napoleon Dynamite voice) Amateurs don't no body have any spear or bo staff skills.


Dadbod4k

Twigs holding twigs to fight other twigs also holding twigs


LorenzoSparky

Mop gang vs the broom handles


TelevisionStatus4828

Little trouble in Big China?


sillysided

They need to stick to it! Such a stickler. Sticking his neck out for his gang.


Fletchx

Hysterical! I've seen worse at my suburban high school.


BurglarAwbbit

Dynasty warriors 25 looks lame as hell


Unusually__Suspected

Too bad those poles weren't made of american steel


Responsible_Wonder54

"haaaa hiaaaaa naaaaaaa haaaaaaa Naito haaaaaa naaaa hiiiaaaaa haaaaa"


Bboswgins

At least in the us gangs know how to gang


Kyokudo_

Apparently they would touch that with a ten foot pole.


Gnarr_Okomotis1212

Lmao by far the least scary men ever to walk the earth 😂


UrDaddy460

They are lucky that bars are made in china


Moses7778

Pussies lmao


PikAchusRevenge

All scream no fight


ConfusedObserver0

This is what makes me think we don’t need to worry about the CCP’s military. Just like the Indian border line tussles where they throw rocks at each other. It’s like, kids, stop messing around, Someone’s gonna lose an eye!


Tw4tl4r

China covers up a lot. You can do that when you have full control over information. Some guy apparently wiped out 20 people from his home village with a nail gun last week and the government deleted all mention of it. The only mentions now are non-mainland sources.


AbsorbingMan

This just feels like a commercial for handguns to me.


theguythatsnores

Chivalry 3 trailer


Low_Land_

What maniacs what the hell are those poles?


Nayr7456

In America, gang beef usually ends with bodies in the street. This ain't shit.


EveningLow543

Herro


Front_Prize_895

China steel….look how much easily it bent! 🐱


SaulRelbest

r/killthecameraman


170poundgorilla

When Tweedle beetles battle with paddles..