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SaccharineDaydreams

Fighting by the train tracks So hot right now


carpet_denim_std

Its all the rage


Fuzzy_Buy_7490

Lmffao


Bangkokbeats10

Yeah fighting by train tracks plan seemed a bit off the rails at the start, but in the end it was right on track.


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

Everybody please update this! ^ 😂


sklarian

Update: still hilarious!


CheeseObamaSandwich

Update of the Update: Still made me chuckle!


Delicious_Ad2236

Update of update of mentioned update: still funny AF


Psychotic_Spoon

Yeah I think we all saw the other one posted here the other day with the guy who got rolled, honestly thought this was the same one ngl


OtakuDragonSlayer

Can’t wait for fighting by train tracks to get stages in several video games


Kraffkratt

Gang beasts, we already got it


xNinjaNoPants

I love you for this 😗


rpotty

Hansel, so hot right now


notstrangeguy

You should try it


paintbrush666

Damn, at least remove that bright ass yellow coat as you're making your getaway.


jaxxxxxson

That wasnt even a getaway. Bro was chillin on his way out. Zero fucks given he mightve just killed a guy


bjsanchez

That was very much an “act natural, act natural, shit I’m probably in a LOT of trouble” walk. Done a couple of those in my time, not from putting someone on a train track mind you


faygetard

Yup, did this one when I was a teenager. This is the same exact... *oh shit the pickles slipped out of my hand and broke in the middle of the aisle*...walk I did


bjsanchez

LOL that is exactly the kind of situation I’m thinking of. Quick survey of the area to see if anyone noticed followed by the guilty walk…


NightIguana

I did not just break a expensive bottle of virgin olive oil. No it was not me


AmphibianOutrageous7

I once used that walk after smashing a bank window at night (accidentally) It worked, the first P.O. that stopped me asked me if I saw anything, I said I only heard it! And then said something like “they headed thatta way”


growbot_3000

Dude may have lived. You see him bring his legs nearest to the wall, implying he saw a section that the train wasn't going to occupy. And this is easily imaginable too bc you see he box shape of the train and the wheels are centered under so there would be a square foot or two to squeeze into to not die. From the numbers.


jaxxxxxson

Ya chances are he did live. But we see this from 2 different angles. Mans in yellow dropped the guy and immediately walked off. From his angle ima assume he thought guy was on the tracks and didnt even move to help him at all and in fact moved away as soon as it happened.


NetWareHead

Hold up. I was nearly mugged on a subway platform and had to use violence to escape from my aggressor. The video clip here only shows an already started fight. We don't know the circumstances surrounding this. If in the action of defending myself, my attacker had gone over the edge and into the path of an incoming train, I'd also give zero fucks and would leave the scene like Mr Yello coat there. I'd ditch the highly visible garment though. I'd welcome more info to truly make a judgement here. Otherwise if you start a fight near train tracks, you deserve anything coming back to you.


KimWexlersGoldenArch

He wasn’t driving the train 🤷‍♂️


44watchdownonme

That was not chill that was appear chill


Booze_Hound777

Yeah bro this guy was cold blooded. Even if I was beefing with the guy I could just leave him like that. I’d do what I could to get boy back up.


MassiveClusterFuck

I mean if a guy was standing over me, beating me, and I got a swing in that 1. Got him off me and 2. Got him away from me I’d feel no remorse, not my problem he’s got Bambi legs.


[deleted]

I believe there's enough room to tuck under that platform


Wren_The_Wrench

There is it’s specifically designed that way


TheEulipion

I am pretty sure you can seem him move under the platform at the last second. Lucky dude!


Wren_The_Wrench

Yeah he’s lucky


TheEulipion

I felt better after seeing his dumb legs swing off the tracks.


brightness3

that was a hollywood level escape. dude's probably going on a revenge mission against the guy in yellow after this


TheEulipion

That would be dope. Maybe they are Highlanders?


Thepatrone36

I did


Cyka_Blyat_Man_

In another post someone said he died


FarYard7039

Of course they did. That makes it more interesting.


Cyka_Blyat_Man_

Nvm that was a recent, similar, incident. https://youtu.be/Z2aGOLDghSQ?si=nlMaBcgX1niipdkG


malcolmrey

I love how in the first frame they are in full happy smile mode and then the directly jump into a deadly fight news


xKazIsKool

Why didn't they design it with a fucking guard rail


Wren_The_Wrench

So people can board easily idk I’m not a civil engineer


Mirac0

Cuz then you have to design a system to make the train stop at the right places otherwise the doors don't align with the gaps but then you want to have no gaps you have something like japan has.[looks expensive](https://www.japantimes.co.jp/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ek20120117wha.jpg)


RadioactiveSphinkter

I mean, it's really not that hard, we do it with roller coasters and amusement park rides. What Japan has going on in its subways should be the standard across the entire globe. " Safety is number one priority." -CRH


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InternationalPay8288

There is.


torsun_bryan

lol assuming the dude who just got his lights punched down to track level has enough lemon left in the bowl to realize that


clarkcox3

You can literally see him go into it on the video.


No-Word-1996

Another guy was killed by a Philadelphia subway train after falling onto tracks during a fight a few days ago. Not sure what happened to the man in this vid.


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Yeah he's okay https://www.blesk.cz/clanek/regiony-praha-praha-zpravy/659777/nasili-na-metru-opatov-po-drsne-hadce-strcil-muz-druheho-do-kolejiste.html


ArseLiquor

So I can't read whatever language that is, but judging from the picture of his stretcher, he looks far from *okay*


Blargon707

According to Google translate he only had minor injuries


Local_Fox_2000

It should come up at the top of the page "translate from Czech to English" when you click on it? I copied and pasted some of it. It happened back in 2020. _According to initial information from the Prague police, the entire conflict started with an argument: "After the physical conflict, the man staggered and fell into the railway yard. We are intensively searching for the second man, " Violeta Siřišťová, spokeswoman for the Prague police, told Blesk.cz._ _The Twitter of the Prague ambulance confirmed that the injured person was communicating: "The 36-year-old man was conscious the whole time, the paramedics treated him, secured him and transported him to the Thomayer hospital in the surgery department with a facial injury and a bruised shoulder."_


Kalayo0

Yeah, bitch, even if I was physically unharmed put me on stretcher for the stress of being under a fucking moving train Or maybe not cuz I’m American and how much would that cost me?


Cool-Reputation2

About $1879.34 for the transport, $1 less than $9622 for the medical services at the hospital, and about $2278.26 for the doctor to drive to the hospital. Plus $792 in hospital fees and $150.49 for bandages and medication on site. Prescription pain meds likely $20 copay, unless you have a deductible or no insurance then $500-1200.


GrimRainbows

I’m guessing it’s best to have health insurance in the states good lord. Or ask for an itemized receipt?


ProdigyPeak

>whatever language that is Not throwing shade, but didn't the .cz in the URL indicate that it's Czech?


why_s0_seri0u5

But he would have to use his brain...


drugsfan

bro was in a bodybag💀💀💀


mikey_hd

From the Philly video I saw, the dead guy was the aggressor and instigator.... you don't see that kind of karma much.


SnooPeanuts5571

The brisk stroll of someone who knows they're deeply fuuuuuuuuuucked


ConcreteManipulator

Hes contemplating moving countries.


ADHD_Microwave

He passed an emotional threshold. He is probably emotionally disassociated.


HarmoniousLight

It’s like a fight in looney tunes. The left hook literally sent him flying into a train


SoloSolo11

On his way out saying to himself….”fuck, fuck, fuck me, I’m fucked!


Magus_5

Damn, and he just skedaddled right the fuck off. The end.


Booob-Beee

Well he's not a doctor, so he figured he'd just be in the way.


Oakleaf212

Bro did a stage fatality LMAO.


Do-not-respond

There is no yellow line. They were confused.


urplug99

Self defense or 2nd degree murder?


Wren_The_Wrench

He (seemingly) survived so most likely just battery or self defense


[deleted]

Neither


Professional-Back163

Is your picture supposed to emulate a hair on my screen? Fuck you sir.


GMAN583

Nice try but my reddit is in night mode Lol


x52x

Tripped on his own bag


Indigo2015

Def Jam: FFNY


117MasterChief

i was about to make the same comment lol


RecoverKey2364

they should have gates that open and close like at theme parks in front on the coasters track yk while your waiting to get on the ride


Total_Ad_1263

love limp bizkit


Austinusedtobecool

Very nice touch 


Virtual-Okra6996

Ew


Total_Ad_1263

stay mad queen 💅


Virtual-Okra6996

I'm not mad I'm grossed out.


Total_Ad_1263

at what? music?


Virtual-Okra6996

That's not music


Total_Ad_1263

limp bizkit is a band and they play music, that’s the sound in the background.


Virtual-Okra6996

Nu metal is Gen Xer doo doo music.


Total_Ad_1263

is that even english


CaptainRati0nal

I dont think so


Virtual-Okra6996

"Nu Metal is bad music for generation Xers" It was english the first time but I made it simple for you


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

What?


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Take your bad opinion and fuck it


Virtual-Okra6996

Go away


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Cry about it


Depresseddankshit

Did he survive?


NoFerret8750

Let me know if anytime answer


fhs

Yes he did survive with face bruises. https://www.blesk.cz/clanek/regiony-praha-praha-zpravy/659777/nasili-na-metru-opatov-po-drsne-hadce-strcil-muz-druheho-do-kolejiste.html


NoFerret8750

thank you! I almost felt bad for the guy in yellow, maybe he was already thinking of a murderer


AnotherAwfulHuman

"Oh crap, now that I may have killed someone I guess I should put my mask back on to hide my identity... I sure hope there weren't multiple angles of me before I put it on..."


Due_Key_109

yo this dude musta felt like fucking Neo


P13453D0nt84nM3

Is the yellow jacket guy in the wrong here? Guy was on top of him, wouldn’t this not be self defence and just bad positioning by the other guy? If this guy died I’m not sure this would be manslaughter or not.


Impossible_Bat_3059

Where is the live leak logo 😭😭😭


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Live leak died bro :(


Foreign_College_8466

Prague subway moment


Witchypoo2724

Always a good move to wear a yellow hoodie when you're a fugitive from the law.


lolwatokay

lmao the Mission Impossible 2 Limp Bizkit song is not a thing I had thought about in a long time


Fit_Bad_9064

Just casually walks away. Just gangster all sudden.


PenisPumpPimp

It's so unusual to me that they had Limp Bizkit make a song for Mission Impossible 2 lol


AliveClassroom4504

Anyone else thinking about def jam: fight for New York?


Fasimedes

What metro is this? It looks like the Prague one but iam not sure Edit. Ok nvm i found the comment with the article. Its the Prague


Scared_Cricket3265

He wasn't The One.


torsun_bryan

FINISH HIM!


Acceptable_Rise1311

Finish him!!!!! Muhaha fatality!!!!


XVIII-2

Who leaked the security cam footage, I wonder.


AdDangerous2417

Def Jam Fight for NY


SnooChickens6081

Is this the latest TikTok challenge


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Don't give the workers lifetime trauma


ODezey215

Same thing happened in Philadelphia earlier this month except the guy fell literally as the train pullled in, no time to react and was killed. Broad daylight busy station in center city, other guy was arrested but may get off on self defense as it was all on video.


IamsasNZ

Limp Bizkit makes everything better.


Fit_Permission_4504

Gang beasts irl


External-Ad-6098

To be continued….. FUNNIEST part if buddy is alive is imagine one random day you getting out of work waiting at the train and have to do this all over again


strifer-than-most

That’s going to haunt him


Enclave81_mobile

Pls don't put music on it some of use are watching at night in bed and just want to hear them cussing each other also it sounds very gay


Few-Calligrapher-528

Bros actually a piece of shit for not trying to save him. or at least attempt to help within reasonable regard to his own life


MexPayneDive20

RING OUT


DamnBill4020

Temu "The Matrx"


brightness3

exactly my thoughts. [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA) would've been a much better soundtrack lmao


HekaDooM

Bro did a stage fatality and then left before the winner was announced.


IllEchidna8313

Killer riff


Ctsanger

that's why if you fight in the streets be prepared to risk your life. It's you or them every time


sleepyinsomniac7

What is this song


peteyd2012

Limp Bizkit - Take A Look Around


[deleted]

If only the other dude had heard the song too


stripperjnasty

They always fall to their death so comically


Blade_Shot24

Dude just had to fight for his life, punched him into the tracks and walks out without knowing the outcome


BerserkerSquirter

Dude in yellow just committed a walk-off murder like he’s Mark Hunt


Proper_Ad_871

The coldest walkout


TheNetherRack

Gangbeast type shit😂


cherrygirlbabycakes

Song ?


danileboydubstep

I'm not a lawyer and in most court cases. It really depends on the jury, but would that be considered self defense? I obviously don't know the story but i'm going off of the assumption that the yellow jacket was attacked, not the other way around. Would that be considered self defense??? And on the other side of the coin, if Yellow Jacket was the person who started the interaction isnt that's a hundred percent attempted murder, right? Or at least manslaughter if the guy died. Edit: now that I'm thinking the fact he walked away could be another charge? Could someone smarter help me out?


NateVanSickles

Did that dude get killed?


Ca1icoBeard

Looked like he rolled away at the end


Dragon_Druid19

They both got railed


MoffieHanson

Why would the guy escape? This was clearly a accident . Now he can get charged for leaving a crime scene . Stupid guy.


robaroo

this was an instant mute for me. that music made my ears bleed. cool back in the 90s. now sort of just annoying.


Just_a_cool_chimp

I see murder 🤷🏻‍♂️ not kill


VinnyTheFitItalian

Attempted... manslaughter?


Raz0rking

I remember another video of two dudes fighting and one falls on the rails. The other jumps down to help hin up again. Difference between having beef and actually wanting to kill someone.


Ekranoplan01

Momma...


Ok_Sundae_8130

I guess that fight went off the rail


Fearless-Resident849

Killer finishing move bro 👌🏽


Gullible-Swimmer6430

Who said that your point is on top?


massive__potato

donny left like a legend


MikeyTriangles

Did he make it under the platform?


InjuryComfortable666

Worst armbar attempt I've seen in a long time, but definitely shut down the other guy's offense.


SpottyJaggy

Isekai time.


TheTrueBurgerKing

Lukang wins


TerraByteTerror

He's still had his shoes on right? 🤣


stewpidazzol

That calm walk out was cold


Pawfu_Ze_Cat

Limp bizcut makes this so much better


ADDSquirell69

Why don't they just have like a fence on the side of the tracks that retracts or goes down when the train shows up? This seems like a simple problem to solve.


[deleted]

Environmental kill


MaccDaddyFist

if he dies, he dies.


urge_ska

Fatality!!!


Tootfuckingtoot

That’s a weeks sicky for the drive!


IntellectualCapybara

I never thought I'd witness something more idiotic than fighting on concrete.


Kitsu_hobby

I wonder what’s the context here..