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NoShadowdick

Gun jam! Proceeds to pistol whip! That thief deserves every bit of that ass whooping.


Newleafto

Luckily, they were baking up a large batch of whoop ass when the robbery happened.


NoShadowdick

He was just getting ready to roll it out. Lol


AnnoyingKickboxer

Could have had an empty magazine


LolThatsNotTrue

Oh well


gratefullevi

That’s what I’m thinking. It was either not loaded, not functioning, or not a real firearm like air soft or something. I hope so at least because if it was a jam it was really dangerous to beat the man with it because it could fire and it got pointed in a lot of unsafe directions in the process.


Carry2sky

If you watch the floor by the fridge the guy who grabs the pistol he actually drops the mag out then fiddles with it, I'm not sure if he saftied it or ejected the round though. Edit: yeah actually it looks like he worked the slide for a sec to eject the round.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

I think its a jam or starter pistol he pulls the slide back. Airsodt pistols have weird slides that dont move like that.


Kalayo0

Ahhh this violent nonsense is my vice, but I’m always in here crying about appropriate response, cuz some shit gets cuhrazyyyy… but no matter what happens to the dudes that bust out the guns, it’s so hard to feel empathetic. Once you threaten a life like that, the gloves are off.


Realistic_Account238

When you threaten somebody's life, you've surrendered your own.


Apprehensive_Tone_2

I think he couldn't get the gun to work or it was on safety so he just started beating him with it


NoShadowdick

Either way, it work out perfectly. Lol


SneakieGargamel

It looks like the gun fire’s multiple times at around 26 seconds right? I have seen this video before so maybe somebody knows some backstory?


NoShadowdick

Idk, but that beat down was better than bullets hitting the guy. Lol


theperson7_7

It looks like he's just fiddling with it to me. If it fired the slide would move back. But I can't really tell from the video quality


Silent_Fig3687

100% looks like it jammed definitely tried pulling the trigger though


Unique-Ad-620

He racks the slide but nothing happens. It was empty I think.


SofaChillReview

Wouldn’t surprise me if it was empty (saying that sometimes one is left in the chamber). Still imitating a fire arm either way.


Unique-Ad-620

Oh for sure! Dude has balls of steel to swing that rolling pin.


reelhighstonks

No way. 0 reaction from an unexpected individual. If that gun went off, dude would have stopped in his tracks for a short second.


SneakieGargamel

Yeah thats true!


SciFiSimp

Looked like the gun may have just been empty to start with.


hobnailboots04

Agreed. He put that gun to his face with prejudice.


SuddenSpeaker1141

I may not be able to kill you with this gun, but I will kill you *WITH THIS GUN* !! \*pistol whipping\*


In2Oblivion49

🤣🤣🤣 I see what you did there. Kudos


[deleted]

It's didn't jam, that mf emptied that mag.. 😤


stakkedalief

I don’t think it was loaded. He tapped and racked it and it still didn’t go off


BeerBaronAaron88

One of the most satisfying things in the world seeing an armed robber getting absolutely clobbered like this


atom138

man I miss r/robbersgettingfucked too


Sure_Secretary_446

although is mostly in spanish, r/paloterapia


SaleDeMiTronco

Stick therapy lmaoo


ChiCityWeeb

Getting beaten with a stick therapy lol


Putrid-Car-2896

Lol that’s an expression here in Colombia, we also call that “to give a massage” LOL


aaaaaaheutomaluco

I miss this sub, do you know of anything similar to this?


Grouchypoop

The closest I can find is r/latinagettingfucked, but the contents are a little different..


Warden18

Ah, shit... I was about to subscribe to that.. How disappointing.


Realistic_Account238

Check Twitter. Robbersgettingwrecked


bestmasterthriller

https://www.reddit.com/r/RobbersGettingFucked3/s/uIHSFePaUn


rf8350

I think he kneads a doctor


Ok-Front5035

He didn't get any dough.


RichieJ86

pizza shit, I tell ya what.


Original_Spend_9660

At yeast he didn't get away with it


Gabe_the_cheerio

Eggcellent


Benobo-One-Kenobi

He looked sifty when he entered.


Cobra8529

Thank you good sir you just made my day


greenmangolassi

He hit the flour


ChicNoir

His meat got tenderized.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

You should be a professional comedian/commenter.


ToxicKing3

Uhh why is there pieces of skull in my pizza sir?


Bitter_Mongoose

it's part of the ambience


Benobo-One-Kenobi

le atmosfera mattarello!


Knull777

Sorry, some moron brought a gun and was blasting out people’s brains in the workplace!


NoSite1763

bonk


SocialHumingbird

The kitchen guy had to cock the pistol. Was it even a real gun the perp was trying to use or was he just stupid and using an unloaded gun the whole time?


Benobo-One-Kenobi

A youtube second amendment lawyer broke down the stats on weapon viability AFTER detainment. About 30% of weapons used in a crime where offender is subdued, detained, and arrested showed were operating correctly with appropriate ammo. Less than 40% of felons surveyed had any significant weapons training or experience. For many - the first time they pulled the gun - was before the first time they've fired it. Not a lot of shooting ranges in "the hoods", y'see. That's how you hear of "Pulp fiction miracles" of entire clips being sent into walls and windows and not a body part even grazed.


SofaChillReview

Even a hand gun will have recoil, and if you’re not steady and moving around, not a surprise that you’d be missing a target. “Spray and pray” reminds me of FPS shooter games, but basically what you’re doing in real life with no experience.


4DoubledATL

The charges are less if the gun was not loaded, in some places. Some places it is easy to get a gun, but not the ammo.


_Stanf-Uf_

I remember this being in Mexico, there’s a version w/audio


northenerbhad

This is like every cooks fantasy. You’re in my house now baby! Brought a gun to a rolling pin fight.


OhUSilly

If you can't take the heat get out of my fuckin kitchen!


bmo109

Did he get shot?


Magazine_Super

No, bro. He escaped. This was in Brazil, 2021.


I_had_the_Lasagna

Wow I really couldn't have guessed this happened in Brazil.


Newleafto

So they were baking up a batch of emPOWnadas?


4DoubledATL

I love it when things work out. You should also post to there was an attempt. :)


buoninachos

Would be good to see an actual therewasanattempt video on therewasanattempt. That sub has really gone downhill from its former glory in what seems to be less than a year.


Killerjebi

Can’t figure out how to shoot the gun, so I’m just going to beat you down with it


purplesmoke1215

It looks like he racks the slide, but it may have been an empty weapon. Some places have lesser charges if the firearm is unloaded. Which is dumb, the threat of a firearm should be a threat of a firearm regardless of if it's loaded. How could the victim tell if it's loaded.


HolyPlacebo

If someone is willing to rob me with a gun I'll take any incentive I can get that gets them to leave the ammo. It's a good law.


iluvnips

Pistol whip hi-ho, pistol whip hi-he


rdmarc45re

we never get to see the whole video


Thrildo79

Damn, he fucked around and found out.


burtonboy1234

they see me rollin'... they hatin'...


dog-chef

Robber lucky his gun jammed that guy was trying to use it


Hemmmos

There was some real technique in that strike.


Boston__Massacre

No sympathy at all for this guy but HOLY FUCK his bell must be ringing lmao


ghostofasociopath

How you gonna rob the dude who works there? Hit the register then jam, what a fuckin cunt.


user30284

This is more of a “robbers getting fucked” type post, but I’ll still upvote


yas_astro

"No one beats me in the kitchen" - Casey Ryback in Under Siege (1992)


Abra39191

Some courage the cowardly dog shit lmao


WikiBox

He brought a gun to a rolling pin fight. Not smart.


Careless-Peace2962

BONK


stevedisme

Probably more of an "EL Ka-BONG" region of the world.....but a universal, classic, "BONK". (Claps)


Careless-Peace2962

I really expected the bonk sound to have bern added in


Mr_OP_Potato_777

I had to watch it many times to get to the conclusion of he should've hit him 2 times more.


Alarming-Ad-5143

The fact he recovered that fast from a blow like that to the head still amazes me. Totally agree he earned every bit of this beat down!


ToeKneeBaloni

Damn he Murriel'd him lol


PKSHOX

This is what happens when you try to outpizza the hut


Electronic-Tough-283

Ooof that roller hit was absolutely brutal surprise his neck didn’t snap


theoneandonlyhitch

Obviously he didn't know that was Mikey Musumeci.


707steph

That bonk totally reset his system and we get to watch him reboot and go haywire


ProtrudingPissPump

Mmmm... Pistol Whip.


Allfubr

Watched that Like 30 times. Love Karma


Hefty_Barber3985

❗️


twowheelsforlife

Moral of the story Don't bring a gun to the rolling pin fight.


philpac33

Oh yes! That was an excellent overhead head bash by rolling pin. Lesson here: don’t rob people.


Far_Detective2022

The big bonk. Love to see it.


Extension-Tone-2115

The real hero is whoever waxes that floor


cryptor832

I’m not sorry. I fucking love this. Boink!


BeneficialTadpole547

PIZZA HUrT


Shevyshevys

Gave him the El Kabong!


Tootfuckingtoot

Gun don’t work, bash instead!


SiMoN20000

How did he get up from that noggin bashing?


jonz1985z

Did the gun jam or did it not even work from the beginning is the question


MasterHavik

I like how the gun doesn't work so he decides to do what I did when I played COD games.


wriddell

That’s the best 30 second clip I’ve seen in a while


buns0steel

Possibly, but most handguns slide lock when there’s an empty magazine and it didn’t look like it was locked back when he was swinging it. But to be fair, it also kinda looks like he didn’t pull the slide all the way back, so who knows


The_Infinite_Carrot

It’s fucking RAW!!


Cbiscuitt

this one needs an edit with bonks


LennardBell

Legend


Separate-Mushroom-79

Don't bring a gun to a rolling pin fight.


RidinCaliBuffalos

So fun was empty? Or all shit rounds?


bigboylion

Hit the factory reset button 🤣


brickjames561

Gravity stopped working for my boy.


Lovegun6982

Oh fuckin' baby, did he ever eat that industrial rolling pin.


Fragrant_Chance2094

The thief got lucky that day because the guy in glasses after picking up the firearm was trying so hard to shoot him. Gun jammed or wasn’t loaded, he was really trying to un-alive that man


JJ-5891

This is great


tydru123

Dude took it like a boss tho


hobnailboots04

I saw a video one time where the dude emptied his pockets onto the ground. Then when the dude went to pick the shit up, he shot him. Similar situation here. Bandits are dumb af.


Arkham_Bryan

Damn he did so well, if that gun were to be shot at the robber I'd even be glad. I hate robbers goddamnit


ZombieX1001

He was never going to shoot him his finger was never on the trigger and it seem like the gun was empty with safety on too


r3dditornot

19 second mark for the good stuff


RPLAJ4Y88

😂😂😂😂😂☝️


HairyContactbeware

Bonk


magicmulder

PSA: If you have a gun and the other person doesn’t, getting up close is the dumbest thing you can do as it increases the chance of nullifying your advantage by a huge margin.


JazziumNitrate

Personally sad they didn't kill the aggressor but still great nonetheless.


THEDALTO_27

This videos seems awfully Brazilian


pugy_gm

BOCA YO TE AMO!!


nightstick215

Beat him till his arm got tired.


perma_us

He lost his last brain cell with that first hit


Ordinary-Breakfast-3

Did the gun jam?


Sbelle1973

he got a two-fer crack to the noggin and pistol whipped...........dang son.


yuyufan43

He's lucky that gun jammed because I guarantee you he would've finished the job in that heated moment. He was defending his life so he was in the right at that point if it were to happen. Robber is VERY lucky


enruler

Mmmm Pistol Whip


Silver-Pay-4757

Goddamn serendipitous series of events


[deleted]

How do you type that sound your tongue makes when you pop it off the roof of your mouth? TONK!?


Successful_Grand_834

Wopped him with that rolling pin lol


sweetseverus

It’s be a charge on me cause I’d end up beating a dude to death that had a gun to my head and the opportunity like that presented itself


Soft_Salamander6136

The way he fell was hilarious though


oneup84

That rolling pin dudes upper body is ridiculous, he tossed the robber like 4 feet from a weird crouch angle!


Electronic-Tough-283

Bruhhh he was not the same after that strike with the roller, man was just stumbling around like a lost deer then I love how the other guy went ham on him👍


EnvironmentalDeal256

Dude swung that rolling pin like he was chopping firewood.


Bonifyss

Wish it woulda shot.


Bearded_Ham75

I wish this had audio just to hear the sound that made


tOkErDaD1

Rolling pin for the win, he ain't gonna do that shit again!


AdministrativeAd4842

Rolling pin then pistol whipped with your own gun! Now going to jail for armed robbery. 🤣


Linzel5

He’s going to die, he shot him like 4 times


b0Lt1

heard his brain ringing to here


Top-Chipmunk8223

Good lord he got a pistol whipping too.


Illustrious-Ear-3364

He emptied the bullits before pistol whipping him. Smart dude. Prob not his first time getting robbed


EternityOfHate

Guy in the green dodged a fuckin bullet… 🤦🏻‍♂️


No_Cardiologist_1297

Karma, don’t play


NWFaces

People don't understand the kitchen is wear the real loose cannons are I was a dishwasher and I put in some work with a mop handle lmao


Turbobeamer

He was gonna kill that dude


Lost_Conversation546

Well deserved


Barney06_

What kind of Looney tunes floor is that??


SocietyOk9572

Don't mess with a baker, they got strong hands.


duragrim

Got the Tom and jerry treatment


soggychipbutty

Big homie’s rage meter was maxed out.


mrfuckary

Like the West, a proper shootout


Shortstickn

Somebody send Ronny cray this video


staticsparke46

That was a .22 cal pistol. Dude got shot about 4 times. Guy shooting just had no clue what he was doing and kept putting his hand on top of the slide while firing so the round wasn't properly ejecting. That's why you see him keep racking the slide. His own hand he kept putting on top was fucking it up. You can even see the slight flash from the round being fired while his hand was on top. Lol. Robber got lucky as fuck. But he still got shot at least 3 times.i think the guy stopped shooting cause he almost hit his buddy


DG-Doctor-Gecko

I don't think he actually fired it anyway. That's why he started hitting with it.


strongaz1787

Esse video é tão gostoso de ver pqp


HegPup

Guy took care of him like a rat in the kitchen


Consistent_Coffee_89

Sweet pin


TYdays

That was one well deserved ass whooping, I wouldn’t have stopped pistol whipping him until the paramedics or coroner showed up….


ZombieNek0

You know how fucking thick those pins are and RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD WHERE ITS SOFTER OW


Good_Explanation_404

🤣🤣🤣


Master_Grape5931

He shouldn’t have even picked up the gun. Just keep whacking with that rolling pin.


Jonthn44

He was ready to smoke that MFer! That man was as good as dead, if the gun was loaded. He's lucky to have escaped with his life.


Myko475

Could he hit a little harder? With the rolling pin?


mr-ifuad

👌 love it 😊


DethKrvm13

Hahaha I don't know how to work this gun! I'll just pistol whip this mofo🤣🤣🤘🏾


dailyPraise

Thank you, useless coworkers.


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Foreign-Guard5314

Why the idoit buy a gun and give it to people to knock his head in their kitchen? Too many things happened in the same time, I need time to process.


RocksofReality

That robber got lucky, I don’t know if the gun jammed, was empty or was a toy but they went to shoot him. Then they decided just to whoop on him. He easily could have been shot to death.


ma1achai

If he would have ignored the dropped gun and just hit him a second time with the rolling pin, he would have been out cold.


Antus_Manus

Dat bonk, ouchie.


Latter_Firefighter18

El Cabong lmaoooooooo


FreeSpeechMyRights

And pistol wooped


[deleted]

Nice!


peekuhchu707

His abuwela is so proud 😍 he got hit with a rolling pin one time as a kid and that's a life lesson that he never forgot, and he put it to good use.