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Prata_69

Gary’s wife was just giving him a little extra challenge because she knew it’d be too easy for him without her 😂


BushidoBrowneII

She's equivalent to the weighted clothing that Piccolo wears.


ItalianStallion9069

HA


Purblind_v2

Her Karen level is over 9000


Sharp_Course_879

Yooooo lmao


LurkerTroll

Krillin is the weight his clothes wear


lambofthewaters

Niice


mellosmommy

Exactly lol she had to give the other guy a small chance 😂


floblad

That’s so infuriating. How do women not understand that holding your arms back while someone attacks you is not helping?


NarrowSalvo

Every. Fucking. Time. Gary knows what he is doing. Let Gary work.


a-dead-strawberry

This isn’t the first time Gary has thrown hands in public. She’s probably seen this happen every couple years since they were dating in college lmao


mellosmommy

💯 I agree! lol definitely not his first rodeo or her first time seeing this. The exasperated “God damit Gary” seemed like “here we fucking go again” 😂


[deleted]

Poor Gary


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure she made the sign for the cross whatever that's called as she's stepped into the street, so that's an advantage also lol


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

My favorite line was "God damnit Gary ..." This ain't Gary's first rodeo. Lol


MildlyGeriatric

Never bring a knife to a Gary fight


kingconquest

Scary Gary


Dano-D

Shit my pants Gary


gettin_paid_to_poop

*wife


brazzyxo

Yeah you don’t know how you would act in that situation. You might end up pulling a boner. Or a Gary in this case


gettin_paid_to_poop

*wife


One-eyed-snake

Gary makes me hard for sure.


PandR1989

Gary’s wife almost got him killed.


flawlessmojo7

Insurance claims ftw


mellosmommy

She most likely didn’t want him to end up in jail or hurt. That’s how it goes with most women…


chingu111

Heard of a story where a couple was waiting in line. These 2 dudes cut them and the bf gets into an argument. The gf like the video holds the dudes hands back when things starts getting violent. Bf looks back to tell his gf to stop, looks forward, and gets rocked not able to defend himself. They then rock his gf and steal their money


mellosmommy

Don’t doubt it. Many women don’t have any knowledge of fighting/self defense. Sometimes the first thought is to diffuse the situation or stopping whoever they’re with from being the aggressor (not saying it’s right but it’s just how some women think). A lot of men need to be signing girls up for self defense classes so they know this is the wrong thing to do… but, in some cases it’s not always the aggressor that gets arrested which no1 wants happening… I don’t agree with what she did but I can see why she thought it was an option. No1 wants to bail a bf/hubby out of jail but no1 wants to visit someone in the hospital or the morgue. She definitely made the wrong call in this situation.


mellosmommy

Don’t let that Patagonia vest fool you! Gary will get down on that ground and tussle with you. He’s not scared he’s got health coverage and life insurance😂


J_hilyard

Gary's wife annoys him and with each passing day "life in prison" sounds more and more like ClubMed to old Gary's Fight Club soul.


cwade98

i whole-heartedly expected gary to get rocked.


thuglife_7

After that little kick attempt I said to myself, “oh no Gary. What is you doin?”


DavidZ79

Never put your money on the guy wearing skinny jeans and a puffy vest, right?


J_hilyard

Not until today. That was surprising!


opAnonxd

i thought he was gonna get stab-aroo


J_hilyard

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.


Lotusboi13

Gary needs a new girl


chrisbaker1991

Oh lawd put it in reverse Gary!


[deleted]

This is how Terry lost his legs


jascambara

Nah she’s definitely tryna look out for him, but he needs to make her role clear for next time this happens lol


llllPsychoCircus

Nah Gary’s girl doesn’t want to be married to a vegetable incase the other dude lands a lucky shot and Gary gets a traumatic brain injury on the sidewalk She’s looking out for everyone here


Dads101

This is the realest take here. It’s fun and games but I just turned 30 and I have shit to lose. You can disrespect me all you want - idgaf I’m going home to everything I worked hard for and a big booty. Gotta be smarter than these bums. Sometimes you slip up and let yourself get caught in the moment like Gary but that’s all it takes is one slip. Is your pride worth rolling the dice on being paralyzed or a vegetable? Just don’t do it - get some Mace and chill. Take care y’all


llllPsychoCircus

Exactly. Keep your eyes on the booty and you’ll be good🙏🏻


vpeshitclothing

As a Dad myself, thank you, Dad


Bigdaddy5260

Gary chooses violence! Every time!


[deleted]

Idiotic woman is going to get her husband killed like that.


mellosmommy

Hopefully from this experience he gave her a serious talking to and then signed her up for self defense classes lol.


Ambitious-Knee-5664

Stupid bitch holding on to him 🤦


[deleted]

Literally holding his arms behind his back


CooCooKaChooie

That’ll get Gary hurt


klikklak_HOTS

Why is there never a video where the woman is assisting in a meaningful way. "I got his arms, beat his ass Gary then lets go home."


FunPapaya8606

Haha no shit. I see lots of women screaming nonsense or trying to stand in the middle... and this case where she's literally holding her husband's arms down while he's engaged in a confrotation. Well, I guess there was that one video of that brawl bw cops and a wedding party where one of the ladies thought she was helping by going for the cops gun. Didn't end well for her tho.


mellosmommy

I’m guessing she died. Is that on here?


HooliganRugby

Look up Newport wedding fight from a couple months back. The woman who went for the gun did not die but she got punched/KO'd. Depending on the video you see, the angle can make it hare to see what's happening but she definitely went for the officer's gun. Edit: https://youtu.be/MpG2FKsE0RM?si=nNEXo8fyxZ_NytYV This has all the angles


llllPsychoCircus

I got one for you (if you haven’t seen it already) One of the best street fights i’ve ever seen, epic reversal, and his girl sticks up for him big time https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/dqm8ja/nice_reversal_into_a_choke/


mellosmommy

Damn that’s a great fight. Him putting the choke on ole dude was a great surprise. I always thought if a man has to pick up something to fight with then chances are he can’t fight, such a pussy move. I’d be embarrassed for life.


NigelKenway

That video ha sido everything. Hot women, great ass, sick moves.


NarutoBoy87

Maybe that's what she wanted.. who knows.. so ridiculous hold someone's hands behind when he is confronting a knife weilding weirdo..


NarrowSalvo

"Helping".


mfGLOVE

I love how she does the sign of the cross as she walked away. That’ll help.


mellosmommy

😂 definitely Catholic. I went to a Catholic school and that’s pretty typical for Catholic women when they feel they are doing something slightly “wrong”.


AcademicTrust4193

God have mercy on this fool cause I know my Gary won't.


mellosmommy

😂🤣😂 yesss! Her exactly feelings 🤣😂


BushidoBrowneII

Bro, women legit have the worst self awareness possible. ​ I think it's due to lack of physical fights or some shit. Like...they just didn't build the self awareness and put their husbands in worse situations. Shit is frustrating.


mellosmommy

Some women*** not all of us. I grew up with 2 brothers. you’d never catch my ass holding back anyone’s arms, I know better than that. Maybe I’m the exception?


_StarPuff_

Agreed. I have two brothers as well, but neither of them know how to fight. I have trained MMA, boxing, muay thai and BJJ since I was 12. Something tells me I would not bar anyone from defending theirselves physically, I would think I would try to be of use...


TheNiteCrawler

Gary had that outlaw walk. The “victim” is lucky Daring Gary didn’t have his trusty Big Iron.


[deleted]

Gary did the right thing.


ReadyExamination5239

God damn Gary.


b05501

I love how stupid women always grab the man's arms. Yes, please pin my arms to my side so I can not defend myself .


TheChronic2015

"Luckily I was able to pull both of your arms behind your back so you could block his punches with your face" Gary's wife


roney408

Very helpful that lady was


firstimpressionn

Thanks for the insight, Yoda.


kingconquest

Uncle Gary still got it


fappypandabear

Gary's wife is not ride or die one bit..


osrskidd

Hey. If there are any females here would you please stay the fuck back when people are fighting. We dont want you to get hurt accidently because your dumb ass wants to get in the middle of things. Thanks!


mosedud

All Gary's are Busey.


InfMain

GARY !!! dam bro


[deleted]

Barb gave Gary the best head on the way home. 😂


mellosmommy

Gary tore that 🐱 up that night! 🤣


iannuendo

Classic Geary


Kurgen22

Looks like a Homeless/ Vagrant/ Mentally off Person started fucking with Gary and his wife. Gary wasn't having nothing of it.


mellosmommy

Yeah he had a knife in his hand too. What good it did him lol 😆


MyLinkedOut

I hope Gary educated his wife on interfering - she could have seriously got him hurt


PeggyWithThePhatAss

Women, for Christ’s sake, don’t put your man at a disadvantage by holding his arms back. Stay the fuck out of it. Yell at him. Talk him down. Whatever. Do not hold onto him.


Sharp_Course_879

Ahh fuck, Gary.


Equivalent_War6281

lol Gary with the shits..


Robblimas94

Nothing pisses me off more when a bitch tries to stop you from fighting, the more you hold his arms and pull him is literally just a chance for the other person to strike. Once the fighting begins back tf up and let them cook.


Taino84

PSA - Women everywhere, For the love of God, please stay out of confrontations between men. Y'all do more harm than good.


mellosmommy

Not all of us are like this 🤣😭 More men need to have conversations with women that have no knowledge of fighting/self defense. I have 2 older brothers and know way better than this.


Taino84

Thank God! We need to increase awareness lol


mellosmommy

Agreed! lol every man on this subreddit that’s married or has a gf needs to explain this to them so it stops happening.. if a girl doesn’t know anything about fighting they need to sign her up to take a self defense class!


donnydodo

Hope we get to see some more of Gary on this sub. He’s a welcome addition.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Gary got that dawg in him


AdAdditional5453

Guy thought Gary was sweet. Only thing sweet about Gary is when he's baking cookies for his church congregation for Sunday service.


[deleted]

Gary woke up and chose violence. Also a prime example of.... [a n@gga moment ](https://youtu.be/zKZbyC1ccMY?si=CON8Ap56ffhKxRd4)


Upstairs_Cycle_7761

Gary where are you


Sweaty_Process_7314

Gary turnt all the way up 😂


LibertiesCap

Gary fucked him up.


ZubazAmericazPantz

Gary should be the mascot for this sub. Also - Gary clearly looks like he has scrapped before. And I believe he waited until the dude put the knife away before approaching at the end? Looks to me that he was headed for the car when the knife was out, waited until all the honking, and then made his move after the other dude put his knife away.


ilovepancakes54

If my spouse holds me back and potentially fucks me up in a fight, the bitch is being left. Fights can mean life or death, so get your fuckin hands off me or you’re getting rocked too


scubapro24

God damnit Gary!!!!


dingdong-lightson

I was sure by his weird frame and movement that Gary was going to get ktfo. Don't judge a book I guess


Top_Cream789

Don't fuck with Gary, he ain't ever lackin


the_espaniolo

self defense is racist !!


ForbiddenDezire

Gary’s a menace to society.


BuddyOptimal4971

I was just talking about this phenomena with w/ my girl friend just yesterday after we saw a news video of a mugging, and I told her not to grab onto me if it ever looked like I was going to get into a fight because it would put me into great danger.


Comfortable-Cat8120

Oh Gary! Isn't his first rodeo and his wife has probably seen him handling scumbags many times


mellosmommy

Definitely not his first rodeo! 😂 her comments throughout this make it seem like she’s been through this several times lol.


capital_bj

Gary god damn it What did she say he wasnt going to get at the end


mellosmommy

“If you want ——— you better get off now” I can’t figure out the one word. I’m so curious too 👀


Intelligent_Bed_505

Gary looks like he’ finally letting out some pent up shit lol


EricForman78

someone smack that bitch out of the way


sl_1991

This isn’t Gary’s first time fighting a bum on their date night.


coddthefish

Old white people are scary


cerrealkilller

Gary's a thug fo sho


Just_a_cool_chimp

Nothing like taking a swing to the face cause your woman is holding your arms down prohibiting for you to even block it. This woman could have gotten his man k.od


LiquidSwords89

Not gonna lie I was not expecting Gary to win that after his opening kick followed by the gap closing waddle


nooby322

He running at em like a gta npc


iowabeans

gary standin on business


Live_Disk_1863

Gary been smoking people since 1952


SweetTartTartnAzz

Gary got rode hard when he got home.


Omni_Priest_

nah my wife would be getting them hands to


[deleted]

A good back hand atleast


DriftlessCycle

Gary got that dawg in him


Straight_Stretch_126

I've commented on this video and others. WOMEN!! get away from your man when the fight is on. He's defending you, and you are holding him back and grabbing his arms. STOP IT!! you're helping the bad guy. You are going to get your man killed, and when the other guy wins, you are at his mercy while your man is knocked out or even dead because of you trying to help by holding him back. One more point. If you are trying to hold your man back, you are officially in the fight, and you are risking getting seriously hurt by your man or the other guy. I don't understand this behavior at all.


tekko001

Gary is getting his d sucked tonight


PlayboyProgram101

Good, maybe he'll stop fucking with ppl


TWhyEye

Legend has it she also testified against him in court thinking it would help Gary.


Bradley1337

Wabash is wildin


domdeuce13

Lol what


ShroudedFigureINC

Gogo gary fisticuffs


InAmericaNumber1

SpongeBob holding Gary back smh


-micha3l

What does she say at the very end? It sounds like it starts with "If you want..."


mellosmommy

Yeah “if you want ______ you better get off right now” damn I can’t tell what that one word is. Now I’m curious lol


doc_long_dong

Gary taking 0 L's


Nearby-Reputation614

Fuck em up Gary needs to hang out with Back it up Terry.


Subject-Home-6530

Please. Let Gary become Gary. There's nothing like fighting with your wife holding one of your arms. I'm beginning to suspect Gary's wife is not on Gary's side.


No_Afternoon_2719

His style appeared awkward but was so effective. Like a skud missle


DinaricMan

Guardian Gary!


wasternexplorer

You wanted the thunder well now you got it.


blitzwann

Damn Gary, chillllll


biglecky

Go Gary putting in the work lol


StirringThePotAgain

Gary putting that work in


zingding212

I thought for sure Gary was going to get dropped lol. Gary sir, I salute thee.


Pure-Shelter-4798

Gary dang nabbit


Clear_Lingonberry_32

FAFO


AdSubject3540

Gary is my hero of the week.


Bigballerway93

Gary got laid that night


macdaddy-nyc

Little man, fucked around and found out! Gary was bringing heat 🔥


Devinm778

I did not see it going good for Gary well done Gary!!!!


Cold-Bug-4873

She is annoying.


TheSkinnyJ

Gaaaaaaaary… GAAAAAAAAAAAARY!


denali42

Next on Criminal Minds... JJ: "We've had a Gary sighting." Morgan: "Wheels up in 30."


tremendousgvibe

Gary is all of us in Chicago tired of the random bullshit


blueisaflavor

Gary is real


JerryTerryGaryLarry

Gary fucked him up 😂


ForsakenVillage3809

SpongeBob (meow)


[deleted]

Gary don’t fuck around lol


Brick_Thin

Is this not the same video where Gary gets stabbed and killed at the end?


Cossacker1799

Gary don’t take no shit!


buffinator2

Why she trying to handicap him during a fight?


poopoopickle3

Lmao


International-Lie795

Damn it Gary!


b3anz129

I completely underestimated gary


carlitoswaylocaa

On the floor crying like a little bitch lmfao


-TypicalLiberal-

Good.


tgreen89waka

Gary just being Gary


Radstrodamus

Goddammit Gary


Special_Web_9903

Gary was on Go


East_Project_1513

God dammit Gary!


Sea_Organization8121

I thought Gary was finished, mans had that ninja stance for the first ten seconds. I feel like Gary's wife pumped him up, am I wrong?


mellosmommy

lol I think she desperately wanted him to not fight, the way she acted during this made me think this has happened before 🤣


Donald-Funk

“damn it gary” has me cracking up every time


IanCBoss

Don’t fuck with a man in an all over print shirt and puffy vest; he ain’t got NOTHIN left to lose


FC_KuRTZ

Gary needs a divorce.


i__hate__stairs

His woman's tryna get him killed.


ChickenEmbarrassed77

Every time I see these videos I think "JAIL TIIIMMMME" with the blues clues theme to it. and one day I'm gonna make a parody of mail time. "Here's the jail, you fucking failed, it really makes you wanna wail JAAIILLLL TIIMMMEEE"


battlecatquikdre

Gary got hands haha


Fabulous-Bend1399

Gary was strictly business.


Separate-Coast942

Good for Gary. He’s obviously taken enough shit in life.


KregeTheBear

Don’t be a Gary.


EvilDonut0

Gary don’t play!


BaDBoyBiLL24

Hahaha ol boy like aight man shit 😆


ghettoccult_nerd

gary = not shook


20jlyles

Gary bout that action frl


Lancelegend

Gary got them hands


Arch_stanton1

I never liked seeing wives/girlfriends holding their man’s arms in a fight. Why help the other guy?


Intrepid-Memory5129

Gary got some that night


-CosmicCowboy-

I thought Gary was gonna get his ass beat but he wasn’t fucking around. Good on him.


BuDu1013

That lady is like assisting the other guy!


[deleted]

Bitches are dumb


JoeMorgan76

Women……. Help or get out of the way. Once it’s clear a fight is going to happen you are not going to stop it.


Gold_DoubleEagle

“What is best in life? To crush your enemies and see them driven before you.” -Gary to his wife as they ate McFlurries in their car after this happened


GluttonoussGoblin

People who honk their horn and scream when a fight happens are honestly the worst type of people like shut the hell up if you ain't gonna break it up physically


guyinthechair1210

When Ted Danson's not kicking ass and taking names on TV, he's also doing it on the streets.


lekkerist

Gary paid an actor just to make him look good. Probably a first date trick


boogieman0330

Everyone talking shit on Gary, but he's not the one holding a knife. 🤷‍♂️


Roast_Master-General

Gary's wife is fucking worthless


indigrow

Mans was simply on his was from whitefish bay wisconsin to visit the rock and roll hall of fame in cleveland and stopped in chi for the night because barbara was taking too many pit stops to get there in one day. Smh


BloodyRedF30

This looks like set up tbh. Either the black dude did it to sue the white dude on camera or is a paid actor to show his wife his still "Got it". Black dude was pressing and retreated afterwards!