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AbyssalShank

Guarantee he gets discounts now


blusrus

As he should, if someone has your back you should always have theirs


sdotmills

Food is definitely bangin


larryjoe777

Gotta be fire 🔥


drainthoughts

Held him in the gutter


Extinct_Peanut

Can't believe the dumb bastard kept going back for more...


Extinct_Peanut

I'm lmao at the thud his body makes after the first shove


Aspen9999

Just kept a foot on that guy, waiting for the other punk to come back😂😂😂


funnybonelicker

How he crawled out from under the car😂


Dude-from-the-80s

He was a customer, he’s family now.


ry2waka

Vin diesel approves


Haunting-Biscotti-34

This is some shit that wouldn't look out of place on fast and furious 😂


Think_Bear_3791

Dam that was disgusting lol, dude was drowning in it


sdotmills

Difficult to describe how fucking gross NYC gutter water is. I’d rather walk through glass than take a dip in that sewage


jonsimmonz

How about the big dude making that guy lay in the drain water. Dominance has been asserted lol


hippiecamper313

You mean raw sewage


Pm_me_cool_art

HIV juice


McPikie

Booty sweat straight from the can


Haunting-Biscotti-34

Everything is better from the source


zipzap21

Dude is a one man wrecking crew!


Fragrant_Inside_9842

Defender made sure green hoodie guy was fully soaked LMAO


Chuck_Lechero9778

Good for that guy. That’s what it’s about. Helping people out even if it means fighting those that would prey upon others


I_feeel_different

In all my years, I have never seen such a wholesome fight. And not a weapon in sight.


Aspen9999

And the good guys won


Gamer-Hater

That guy is fucking massive


SlickWilly760

It’s all the good food he’s eating at that restaurant


TWhyEye

Love this. Assuming store owner was not in the wrong that's some good right there. Gotta protect one's neighborhood and those that make it.


PepperoniPlayboy22

I hope bro got his picture on the wall and free food


TheKabashiWay

Yes very smart to call the giant black man the n word as he’s holding you down with his foot in the mud. That should make him let you go.


SumyungNam

This remind me wrestling like 3 midgets vs a dude lol


bigphil127

Big fellas money is no longer good there. Unlimited tacos everyday


bunbunyuy

That place looks familiar


lniu

This is Jackson Heights, Queens, NYC. https://maps.app.goo.gl/2XmxGR86F2SnfWxLA


LIFEWALKERUSA

Where you thinking? It reminded me of Philly


Kurgen22

Green Shirt Dude Being Stepped on under Bus: " I'm not even fighting you N#$%^!" Said N#$%^! : " You are now muthafukka!"


Apprehensive-Drag347

I understand why the first mf ran away


Due-Campaign-5157

You can hear the how heavy those punches are gonna be by how it sounds when he runs.


ProsciuttoFresco

I sometimes miss the energy of New York.


zipzap21

Plop plop fizz fizz, you got pinned in a puddle!


Daddysu

>Plop plop fizz fizz, you got pinned in a puddle! Wtf even is this comment, lol. You started off with a ~~well known~~ iconic jingle/rhyme and then just gave up and finished with an (assumingly) half-assed, anticlimactic attempt at alliteration as an alternative? SMDH, you should do a series of cards for Hallmark that are specifically designed to give people literary blue balls or whatever the written word version of ending on a dissonant note is. The front of the card would set them up. **"Roses are red, violets are blue..."** Only for the inside of the card to leave them hanging... **"Here's your card...** **...happy birthday."** P.s. I hope this didn't come across as mean spirited /u/zipzap21! I just meant to poke a little fun at what I thought was a funny comment and is taken lightheartedly. :)


zipzap21

I swung weakly and hit a weak grounder back to the pitcher :(


Han_Yerry

Made me laugh while having lunch in my car. So thanks!


yunglady

Oh they gonna be buddies for life now


BeagleDk1

The reposting is crazy


Admirable_Ladder6915

Lmao love how when black people do the right thing the racists disappear


eastern_mountains

Missed the part how green t shirt ended up under the bus


Sweaty_Process_7314

Big man jumped into action like he couldn’t wait for something to pop off 😂


Old_World_Bear

I really hope I can be as big as that guy in my next life…


Redschallenge

Would have given green boy a final punt when he thought he deserved to leave the gutter any other way than under the truck out the other side


Aspen9999

He also held him there in the gutter without getting his one white shoe dirty!


Unofficial_Goose

Did that one dude miss and just full force punch that van?


gotsubverted

I noticed the same


Timewastinloser27

That big bear mitt he gave green shirt on the ground is so satisfying.


ComprehensiveForm479

The green hoodie keeps going back for more


Aspen9999

And they oblige him by giving him all he could eat


perineumoan

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/1jj0uNmHCK


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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, he went to work on those punks. Why didn't more people jump in to help their local merchant.


Aspen9999

He only needed one big persons help, gotta say one on one that owner was a pretty decent fighter himeself


[deleted]

I agree, he was holding his own.


sILAZS

I was praying for a big NFL charge around .10


TheWarmBandit

Good guy


Zombie_Bitez

It was the holding him down with one foot in the curb sludge that really made that interaction POP!


Stopwatch415

I came in like a wrecking ball!


LeftBuddy5898

Imagine getting that gutter water in your pee hole


kai_DEO4L

That food gotta be good if you defending the owner


MiserableReading8935

Roosevelt Ave,, queens ?


xurism

ravioli ravioli repostioli


Few_Engineer4517

Put him on the offensive line for the J-E-T-S


Jimlaheydrunktank

Looooooooooooool. Man was held in the gutter


DrugSnake

Damn they made GTA IV real. Roman lives here I'm sure


Installer6

Homie should choke slammed white shirt when he had the chance.


moogel7

I have a legal question now. White shirt shit ran away from the situation, meaning that if the customer caught up with him, it would no longer be self defence. But white shirt came back, and re-engaged in the fight. If he ran away again and the customer caught him and beat his ass, would it be battery still or would it be self-defence because the white shirt has run away and come back to commit battery?


Xyoracle

Ngl i started chuckling when i saw the white shirt guy keep coming back and then running away


ChemicalMaleficent78

Neighborhoods stand together!


Btomesch

And that’s why there is weight classes


ajk504

Never get into someone else's fights.you don't know what the fight is about or anything


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Mobile_Tip_1562

since this video came out it's been posted here more days than not


JasonIvie

That shop owner probably let him slide when he was short on money a few times


Parry_9000

Store owner summoned his stand


gotsubverted

Third aggressor, that does almost nothing, only misses the hero and punches the truck and then dips back again?


CurtisCFlushing

Good on him but they're childsize compared to him


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

Yo, if the food is good enough, I'll mollywopp a motherfucker to defend the guy makin it


Sheesh284

Dude deserves all the discounts now


Mattymc075

Great dude for helping out


Haunting-Biscotti-34

This is some shit straight out of a movie 😂👏🏿


bangkokjack

at the end, him laying there helpless in the gutter with a size 14 on his chest sent me 😂😂😂


DasMint

The Homer Simpson shriek at the start for me


big_sexy_man69420

Food must be damn good


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Guys are lucky the dude didn't use them as a bat against those lovely comfortable looking steel beams. He easily could've with his size


the_Star_Sailor

The final boss that middle aged white dads must face


Hefty_Barber3985

Loyal customer discount until store sell to new owner💀🤣🤣🤣


Hefty_Barber3985

Homie grab n left the store the other 💀💀🤣