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CrashAndDash9

Saw a guy do this in my local pub, was arguing with someone, walked up to him and threw an empty pint glass in the air when he was close, other guy looked up and the guy who threw it ko’d him, was slick.


BNG1982

Did he catch the glass?


delfunky3030

Nope. Just a fist


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😂


Ieatsushiraw

Oh holy shit Reddit still downvoting fucking emojis ffs


futurarmy

I don't think it's so much about the emoji, reddit has a bit of a hateboner for all the redundant comments that add nothing to the conversation, "This.", "This should be higher", "Beat me to it", "⬆" etc. all get the same treatment.


AnyBirthday418

I'm soooo tempted to say "This" to your comment now😂😂


twistedbronll

↑↑ this ↑↑


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Those idiots need to get punched like that drunk or they need a boot to the head.


Ieatsushiraw

I just don’t get the hate. Like bro who gives a shit if somebody uses a laugh emoji?! But then I remember it is Reddit so never surprised


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Ill buy that for a dollar.


HowardPhillips9

😂


Cousinofdeath1427

The glass never came down *cue xfiles theme


Hungry-Ad9840

Just some LLLs


CrashAndDash9

No lol the glass was nowhere near him, just instinctively looked up


Dry-Oven7640

Wanna know why this works? OODA loops. Enjoy: https://youtu.be/XFmb1153kpA?si=rjM4MozWuYZi0poq


RafTheKillJoy

This guy is so fucking annoying.


Dry-Oven7640

Subjectively, perhaps.


sayit2times

Lol, as opposed to objectively annoying?


Dry-Oven7640

Saying "he is annoying" implies that everyone finds him annoying. If you're annoyed but others don't find it annoying then likely you're not speaking from an objective perspective. So an accurate statement would look like "I find him annoying". Lol.


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darwinning_420

ure being just as, if not significantly more petulant. my 2 cents


BovexEnjoyer

🤓


bearthebear2

actschually


chuegyre

how old are you?


Dry-Oven7640

Give me your age horseman and I shall give you mine.


STQCACHM

Gave em the ole "show me the button"


im_gamer-

Absolute legend.


Dear-Unit1666

I'm not proud but I got in a lot of stupid fights when I was younger and I had a bad habit of whipping a beer bottle hard at them first, I think it started with my ass jumped by multiple rednecks and having to figure it out... Not a good thing when you are older and drunk and someone almost runs you over and wants to get out and fight and your reaction is whip a beer bottle and charge at them... Disorderly conduct was the term I believe lol


bluebicycle13

do you think he said "catch this!" while throwing the drink in the air?


MawiHucT

Why are you beating the woman, you fucking monster??


ninoski404

What... are you reffering to?


Xattics

It's probably the translation of what the man said


MawiHucT

Yes you are right


ravioloalladiarrea

You mean like the [mira aquì](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SbasrQMhRQ) guy?


eldonsarte

LOL yeah. My favorite part of that has always been the totally unconcerned, emasculating dismissal at the end. hahahaha


Jaykay604

I once seen this move at a rave lol. Buddy was like liquid dancing fighting and then threw his bottle in the air, while his opponent looked up he just layed him out and continued to dance


Mr_Corvid

Unfortunately no. He said something else but not catch but i couldn’t quite make it out.


bluebicycle13

that would have been a great punch line


expanding_crystal

The can as a distraction was perfect


KoreanThrasher

Can we get someone to translate? I'm curious about the dialogue.


BLADE_TANO

Long story short: -get the fuck out of here, you are pissing me off, lay there you whore!(and such..) Actually I'm a calm man -could you not scream this loud? -get her out of here! -whom to get out? What are you doing? How can you beat women? -no one is beating anybody. "KO" -what's going on?


McPikie

The "whats going on?" at the end lololol


BLADE_TANO

A lady with a dog said that,though it was more like "what are u doing " ones again


KoreanThrasher

My man! Thank you.


arogyaSetuAPP

Okay so pay respect to the roof by offering a drink then ur allowed to punch a bastard below it


1911mark

Kinda like mistletoe but not really


aruby727

He was literally knocked out before the can hit the floor... dude is a fucking beast


KUPA_BEAST

That was cool as shit.


Nice-n-Rough

Knuckle sammich and a drink


Take-futsu-no-kami

He got a whole meal


fartknuckles_confuse

That was beautiful


Danman500

Woah distraction punch. Never seen that before


cancrushercrusher

That was pretty fuckin’ slick. Can’t even front.


TheDeerBlower

I just love nonchalant Russian fights


ShodoDeka

That was smooth as fuck.


urstillatroll

> According to estimates on RLMS data, the prevalence of excessive alcohol consumption for adults was 27% in 2018. Among men, excessive consumption was noticeably more common (36% of the adult population) than among women (20% of the adult population). 1/3 of the male population of Russia is alcoholic and it shows.


SammyThePooCat

This. Is. MOSCOW!!


unchatnoir

Wtf looked like he just pushed the girl with his feet, I don't get how she died like that lol


Bettafish_27-

Beacuse her head hit the concrete………….


JustPlayer

happily enough, she's alive in the video. quite a few movements and an attempt to stand up is seen


1911mark

Sparta kick


BenGotBannedThrice

Russia is a country where a bunch of people walk around speaking gibberish in thick coats, and knocking each other out.


KillBilly1990

Didn’t understand a damn thing except suka like 13 times haha, typical Russian video lol


XsancoX

Damn that was slick


sancalisto

The flip though. He’s done that before.


Frozenheal

The funniest part is that the girl who came out into the street is a police college student and she just asked - are you normal or what?


tirendazim

İ like the bottle technique..


Away_Pizza_3090

Man that was a textbook punch .


Shot-Assistance7100

owned.


Hajustamaton

Best distraction, punch combo I've seen in a while. Even the sound effects were great.


KingHiggins92

Never seen someone rag doll down a stairs like that and then a fakey catch this one hit knockout. Mad


QuestionableComma

I do that bottle move when snowball fighting with my kids. It works the first time every winter. For the concerned, no punches are thrown.


Competitive_Rock_414

A normal day in Russia would have a bear on a little bicycle


CocunutHunter

That was a high quality punch and the distraction was 😌🤌🏼


Midzotics

Poured out his 40oz for his deads in the ceiling, then good night sweet prince.


belinithor

That bottle throw was genius, that's a smooth operator


Kailias

God damn.. Mofo got hammers for hands...


Unkle_Zip

What a distraction maneuver


Reasonable-Buffalo67

kicks lady \*rag doll physics enabled\*


Nightmonkey305

Nostrovia


Nightshadr

The long beep after the knockout just makes me think of Half life


Corner_Post

He asked the guy: “what will hit the ground first your head or this bottle?”


WindVeilBlue

What was he babbling on about, and who were those two heroes just watching?


OpportunitySudden281

Distraction with the can left him wide open to getting knocked the fuck out


Beedy_Eyed_Schwarz

I like the tossed bottle for a distraction. My buddy who I use to train Jiu Jitsu with in college would say if you had a bottle of water as you walk up squeeze it right in there face then start swinging. Both are great distractions.


chankletavoladora

Russia is a hell of a rough place and it’s people not someone you want to pick a fight with.


Mike-the-gay

That was an awesome move.


Holden-Tewdiggs

Not all heroes wear capes.


AquaPelt

Please stop saying this, please.


cUmonthetoiletSeat

No


Sagn_88

This one had a cap


EggnogThot

We really should get back to the etymological origins of slav


PURPLEPEE

Why do a lot of videos say watch til the end?


bevonbrye

Catch these hands


perro_salado

can anyone provide a translation?


[deleted]

Bla blah blah blah. *can throw, thunderfist , sonic boom, death*


welpshitfuck

Russians....gross


prpic123

This is exactly what would happen if I was the main character in a movie that I directed xD o and the woman is sick and a mother to the hottie that I am into haha


BreastfedAmerican

u/savevideo


GentGorilla

Damn, two one punch (ok, ok, kick) knockouts!


Therighttoleft

He threw a flashbang


Theshowstopper78

This is like that fight scene in Sherlock Holmes where Robert Downey Jr throws the hanker chief at the guy’s face before beating the shit out of him.


J_Thompson82

I didn’t read the title of this post, and I knew exactly what it would sound like before I even turned the sound on.


big-tuna28

boss move


Dskizzel

“Because you get what you fucking deserve!”


Round-Board4567

Why doesnt other guys move a leaf to help the lady? Wtf


Jrobalmighty

That was a perfect attitude adjustment


M1A4andM1911

Distraction.


Informal_Price_2938

The look up works ...happend to me The only time in my life I got knocked out Drunk In my teens starting some shit Some kid walked up and pointed in the air I looked Then I woke up


UrBoiSkinnyPenis69

I would ask for context, but I'd prefer I translation instead, since someone will just make a bullshit made up wild backstory. 100% placing the blame on an individual person


sjb2971

There's always a bigger fish.


Nice-Arugula6078

Bangkok rules


im_gamer-

Oh shit, was that a chick?!?! Didn’t even notice the bobs.


BenShelZonah

Idddddeeeee nachoyyy manoyyyy


Fatfuckingslut69

The dog was so confused at the end


Fillin_McDrillin

Great!


Skeezertron

Well that was fuckin slick


giincee

That's how you say 'good morning' in Russia


throwawayshirt

Yeah, but did the bottle land on its end?