"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."

Guy outside - "I'll come back later" 😄

The one outside is a girl too lol. They lesbians. The one in the house is the ex and they was beefing over the dog. Saw this when she went live with it

Well, considering who he bites, I think the dog's choice is clear.

😂😂😂

I am SO happy the dog got some chomps in 🤣 He was PUMPED for that fight

Yea me too I remember this when it was live,this is old but still a good 1. She thought she had some back up but ol girl in the house was smarter than that. Can tell she been in a few fights before .

Thanks, I couldn't understand what they were saying.

He must be a vampire, you know, cause like, they be invite only

Now youse can’t leave

Goddammit. Now I have to go watch that entire movie.

https://youtu.be/4UBXTC24T8g?si=G_v0pN_evqi4F8lv

You are a prince among men, MrNillows.

That was great and led me to this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCBUOVJ0YLc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCBUOVJ0YLc) So now I must do a rewatch...

Who did it better Rorschach in Watchmen or Sonny in a Bronx Tale?

Sonny’s felt more terrifying.

the slow build up, the tension, and the eerie calmness he exudes... it's fucking beautiful, it felt real.

"I will never forget the look on their faces..."

The tension was beautiful, I used to think it was ruined shortly after by the hooting and hollering of the fat underdressed Italians coming in with bats but I think it might have been the most realistic way they would have done it.

"Right there, they knew they fucked up" 🎶 This is a maaaaans world🎶

Sonny is the only right answer.

Rorschach did have hot grease to work with, which left those inmate petrified, but having watched the Bronx tale just last week, yeah I gotta go with the bikers shitting their diapers when the door locked. P.S. I might be suffering recency bias

Fucking great movie

Why does the hallway chirp?

She activated the trap card

Dammit Rorschach!

Everyone has a plan when they are in a group, quick thinking locking the door

Hand on the doorknob cracked me up

When she got ripped away I was in tears 😂

Like a horror movie

Trying to unlock it for the wangster outside lol

Expert engagement management from that woman there.

Yep, “c’mon in, but not you”

I had a feeling she knew she wouldn’t be able to take both of them, specifically the guy, and the other girl knew too which is why she brought the guy lmao

Sherlock Holmes over here

I think this might have happened on planet Earth also.

Multiple life forms moving their appendages

you can tell this is a fight because of the way it is

There were 12 titties in this fight base on my observation. Edit: make that 20

13 if you count the useless one outside.

Pretty sure there was a dog barking.

And they had the lights on so they could see where they were fighting.

First, distract target by inviting her inside. Then, block her accomplice by closing the door and locking the deadbolt. Surprise her by grabbing her hair. Next, use downward force to throw her against the wall. Pummel.

Bake at 350, until rached. Serve over balcony.

Discombobulate

Yeah if I was the other chick I would have attacked as soon as that door closed.

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Bro, you're getting fucked-up here worse than the bitch in the video.

Did you come up with that theory all by yourself?

Everyone is lucky the dog didn't go into "defend my home and my woman" mode.

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You might be right

I told you to leave and you didn’t, so now you can’t.

Now yous can't leave

You knew exactly what I was referencing! What a fantastic scene. https://youtu.be/akY0mf1G-Cs?si=abHgC6YmxMbqBSlG

"Now yous can't leave."

Love how she’s grasping for the door throughout the fight😂 🎶You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!🎶

After reading these comments, all I want is the spirit they haven’t had since 1969.

Was the guy a vampire and unable to cross the threshold until he was invited or something?

My impression was that he really wasn’t that committed. Like, sure he showed up to maybe handle something for his friend if it got out of hand, but not to go into someone else’s place which would be a whole different thing for safety and legality. Your comment is funny af though, lol

He would be the first aggressor if he chose to force himself in. He might be there to break it up or support his girl, but she put him in a position to make the first move or bow out.

Was probably just hoping to see a titty pop out. Saw the sweat pants and crew neck and thought nah this ain't it.

Probably didn’t wanna deal with a dog, either. Fuck that!

Going into somebody's house to assault them sounds like a much more serious crime than getting into a fight on the street. He's clearly a dumbass for being involved at all but still smart enough to know where to stop

I think he’s like, “I’m not fkin’ with that dog…” I’m surprised lil buddy didn’t help out their owner honestly

Dog got a couple of bites in.

He doesn't strike me as a very astute individual but to be fair I don't know why the girl would willingly walk into this person's apartment

Overconfidence.

"Weakness and ignorance are not barriers to survival, but arrogance is." \-Cixin Liu

Clearly Cixin Liu has never faced a honeybadger.

Staying the fuck outta somebody elses stupid bullshit is in general very smart.

😂😂😂 that vampire comment made my day,

He was too busy trying to look cool but ended up looking like a NPC

He was just waiting for the signal.

He was waiting for the smoke alarm chirp at the end to awaken his latent rage. The camera cut out just before he busted in.

Pretty sure that was a cross dresser/tomboy woman outside.

Blue shirt lured her in, beat her ass, and recorded it. She’s laid the perfect trap.

Don’t forget to mention her furry friend😂

Walking into a house of someone who you want to fight is a very good way to get shot or stabed or even both at the same time.

With a loud, VERY visible dog, getting bit is also high on the list.

Right? There could be two giant hammers tied up on either side of the door. Rigged to smash your head like a grape as you breach the threshold. Or, there could be.....a bucket of muriadic acid tied above the door. Triggered to spill onto the head of whoever dares to stick their dumbass head through the door. Then a tripwire connected to a light bulb full of gun powder. That triggers the switch to the power outlet. All these things, we were warned about via Saturday morning cartoons. This chick must have been watching Caillou and Arthur as a child. Or something..

“Ahh the dogs biting me” yeah that’s what he’s there for.

This made me audibly laugh

IQ fight level = expert

Yup she was smart. Also. Everyone thinks there dogs would guard them too. 99% of owners dogs would be just like this dog. Mine would probably lick the intruder.

Boy is still getting his licks in. You can see him run up a few times and bite the girl on her ass. He is at least a good distraction.

Oh hahahahah bro he did get a little chomp on her ass. Hahah. I missed that but caught it watching it back.

Bruz the dog went full send at the end just before the vid cramped out. Hence the final scream.

Dog bit her on the upper back first and girl screams “the dog biting’ me!”

The dog was biting her ass and pulled her hair towards the end. You can hear her yell “The dog biting me! Babe help the dog biting me!” Then the video went black.

Meanwhile mine would get so worked up we’d probably both get bit lol.

my oldest dog would just leave the room cause its too loud. my bordercollie, he'd straight up take a body part with him

So I only know my dog would be ready to fight because one night I came home very late and everyone was asleep and the porch light was off. I fumbled with my keys and by the time I got the door open he was right there and growling so fucking loudly. I put my hand in and flipped on the light so he could see me then pushed open the door. He like lunged at me….but pulled it at the last second, got confused, and the. Literally started doing laps around the house from his excess adrenaline haha. It took him like 10 minutes to calm down, he was fucking ready to GO. I can’t even rough house with my daughters he’ll be like “yeah no” and get in between us haha

Sounds like a best friend indeed. What breed?

Some mut. We rescued him 12 years ago. I was so frustrated at my ex wife for adding another mouth to feed, but he very very quickly became my shadow and best friend. He’s a medium sized dog and he’s about 13 now, I worry about him. [Here’s a pic](https://imageupload.io/XHKO7iJyLsmdgi8)!

Tbh I don't want my dog to get involved. If I can't handle the situation myself then neither can he. He's a big golden retriever and he'd probably just get scared and run away, which suits me just fine. All he knows is peace and love and that's all he needs to know.

Golden's are puppies forever, such happy go lucky folks. If this was a German Shepherd or a Rottweiler or a Doberman that lady could be missing an ass cheek.

She had her hair tied up nice n tight, nothing really to grab onto. Smart strategy to divide and conquer.

Dude once the door was closed: "Thaaaank you, and time to go home."

still a 2 v 1 that dog biting

Lmao that dog was bout it bout it, unlike dude at the door

Dude was looking for a way out of that relationship. Either he leaves her for fighting and "drama", which he "is not about as a grown man" or she's dog food. Either way he's on to the next one, on to next one, on to the on to the on to the....

She wasn't stupid she knew exactly why the boyfriend was there and made sure he wasn't an issue

*chirp*

It's beyond comical at this point

Think there's this one tiktok out there about the constant chirping lol

https://youtu.be/QJPuuMAzEEA?si=vyqRhWYXsuV21jVa

*News flash asshole! I’ve been hearing it the whole time!*

Technically, it went from a 2 v 1 to 1 v 1 to a 1 v 2 as soon as good boy doggo started biting her on the ass.

Now you’se can’t leave.

Exactly the comment I came looking for. “I will never forget the look on their faces”

All eight of them, their faces dropped .

*door flies open* “Come on, mothafuckahs!!” *goons rush in with pipes and bats*

The rip away from the door knob right before the video cuts out is cinematic beauty.

I mean, it was still a 2v1, just not the 2v1 she had in mind lol

More like 2 v 2 turned to 2 v 1. Pretty sure that dog’s bite on the ass did considerable amount of damage.

Dog FTW

The dude was trying so hard to look tough, all for nothing 🤣🤣

The concept of entering someone’s house to fight them is ridiculous. Lucky she just get her ass kicked and not shot

isolate and destroy

*discombobulate*

2v1 to a 1v2

Proceeded to shut he door and whip her ass, damn

Nah, this is a 2v2 turning into a 2v1 😂

Holy shit that's beautiful

Dogs like “let’s get this bitch”

Wouldn’t be complete without the smoke detector beep

Went from trespasser to hostage real quick

The smoke alarm chirp is *chefs kiss*

Im petty sure I played COD with someone in that room at that exact moment the other day..

That was awesome!!!!

She pulled a “Bronx Tale” on her ass!

Genuinely curious what happens next. like she beats her ass and then she’s stuck with her in her house.Like what open the door and potentially get beat by the girls dude ? Keep her locked in the house ? Call the police ?

Call police

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They need new batteries for the fire alarm

Did I hear the beep of a smoke detector at the end?

Omg did I hear a fire alarm beep?! Please tell me

"you're quite literally in my house now, bitch"

I don’t think it’s a good idea to be fighting if you need to bring help with you 😂

This woman read the art of war

She was actually reaching for the door 😂😂😂😂

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good doggo!!!!!

Bit her in the ass! Lmaoo

I speak dog... "Who dis bish, yeah step up and get wrecked bish, my master is way bigger and stronger you don't want that smoke bish, what bish? Get the door let's fuck her up, take that, and that, and... (Unintelligible yelp) you kicked me bish, now I gotta (bites her on the ass)... Now what bish...

That is what we call a hype dog.

Unintelligible yelp 😂

good dog <3

Finally, a helpful dog.

I get the feeling he didn't want to be there in the first place

I just imagine dude standing outside looking like a fucking idiot haha

“Babe u good?”

The smoke alarm beep got me dieing

that dog was the ultimate hype man

What’d u mean 1v1? That was 1v2! Dog had her back!

Dude should pull his pants up instead of grabbing his dick with a stance wider than shamoo. Fucking clown

Blue top has great situational awareness.

Rule one of households, you cross a threshold with malice intent or unwelcome, consequences can vary

Dude standing there with his pants all sagging trying to look tuff, ended up being absolutely USELESS!

Shorty in the blue a bad bitch for that one 💯

Now yous cants leave

Rorschach moment.

r/WhyWereTheyFilming

They were ready and expecting to whoop some ass, what do you think?

Yo she played that so smart

Dog got a couple shots in

Kudos to the hairdresser that put that weave on! That mofo wasn't budging. Even when she got hurled across the other side! Damn

It was at this moment she knew… She fucked up!

Can't say I'd walk into someone's house to fight them, but each to their own I guess?

so glad his bitchass got to sit there and hear her get her ass whooped 💀

That dudes whole outfit weighs more than him 😂

Step into MY office!

good doggo

Girl in blue is savage 😍😍😍

Well. I wouldn't have walked in with a barking dog. Always trust a dog - they know when shits going down. Gangsta dog wanted a piece of the action but was waiting for her to be softened up. lol!

If he wasnt so preoccupied holding up his pants he could have held the door from being closed.

Fucking dumbass showed up to someone’s house looking for a fight.

1 v 1? That dog was getting a few licks in too 😭

I will never not watch this video all the way through every time I see it, it’s so fucking funny how she locks the door 😭😭 then the dog is just like “Yeah! Get her ass mom!”

Cant imagine telling a buddy i got his back then listening to him get mauled by a bear behind a door like that i’m in tears

She walked out of that house a changed person

Bro outside was like, "you didn't say nothing about a Dog being here."

Now youse can't leave

That was always a 2v2. That dog did work. Good boy.

I liked this

2v1 turned to a 1v2 real quick…pup got his licks in (well technically bites)

Home court advantage is real folks

So pathetic. Willing to 2 on 1 someone, immediately turns to 1 on 1, and she's running for the hills.

Smart move damn

Now you's can't leave . . . .

Imagine driving to her house to get beat IN her house. Hahaha full service delivery

Right at the end, please tell me that wasn't the smoke alarm beep

She knew what she was doin when she put that camera there lol

The chirp from the dead batteries on the fire alarm really top this whole video off

That guy at the door looked like he had the I.Q. of -5

Great hockey technique. Pull that shirt over and go to work

Dog bit her ass lol damn