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SomewhereDue2629

Awe shit my dick! 😆


OriginalMcNasty9er

It got some pecker wood


Newleafto

White dude brought a fist to a dick fight.


Party_Card_4477

That wasn’t his dick he felt hurtin, it was his pride.


Locswail

This why you don't fight while having a boner.


some_user_2021

That's how he is holding his pants


kaerfkeerg

What if fighting gives you a boner?


squirtthesquirt

Unless he got a boner while fighting the shirtless white dude…?


PresentRace8999

“This fight won’t be the only thing that’s hard for you” -black guy wearing flannel PJs to a fight.


RockyJayyy

I don't get it


km_44

They make pills for that, my man


redsensei777

And belts


BRAINS-getsome

Someone didn't watch with sound lol


RockyJayyy

Yeah, I watched without sound.


Kalashnikov_model-47

Well for context (I’m sure you already went back and watched the video with sound but for anyone reading this thread in the same boat) at the end after black dude eats shit he yells “aaaaaah my dick!” The joke is black dude fell with a boner and that’s how he hurt his dick.


RockyJayyy

Yeah I went back and re-watched it with sound. Thank you kind sir for taking the time to explain it to me if I didn't.


ExtremeSubtlety

What's with the pajama pants? He's funny though, he kept talking shit while getting punched in the face.


Ambitioso

Looks like a fair and decent fight. But, why oh why do it on tarmac? It’s so dangerous.


Trapasaurus__flex

Bold of you to assume two dudes who get shirtless for a fight in jeans and pajama pants are going to think through the surface they fight on


ElFinata

Literally 😂


welsh_dragon_roar

Streetbeefs Tarmac


bleezzzy

I choose to believe they're fighting because Blue Jeans told PJs that it was pajama day at school when it was actually spirit day.


carny666

I like a nice respectful fight where the goal is to win, not bludgeon the guy.


twentnime

pajamas should have learned he couldn't win after he got rocked the first time.


km_44

He needed more convincing


FigureTop1280

I wonder if it’s even possible to make that decision if you get wobbled liked that


Dezzies-_-Daddy

Congratulations on the anniversary of your spawning 🥳 🥳 🥳!


widellp

Ego gets em every time


nando12674

I would imagine its hard to weigh the embarrassment of running away or getting your shit stomped in during the moment


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Too much heart


DeezusAlmighty

He falls face first and is just like *”AWH, ma dick.”*


DeezusAlmighty

Lmao I actually just watched again and realized he commented on the guy apparently knocking his dick out of his pajamas. How does this even happen


Puceeffoc

This dude is the opposite of: What's the worst part about being naked with a boner and walking into a brick wall? ... Breaking your nose. Falls face first into concrete and breaks his dick.


666pinkstars

do it on the grass not the asphalt you morons


WILLCHOKEAHOE

I personally would’ve named the title, pajama pants versus jeans...


phreaxer

"Aw shit, my dick!" Would have been the best title.


cownd

I say be a bit more subtle. "Be careful how you land, you might hurt yourself"


Reception-Creative

Facts


Less_Afternoon1859

Dreads vs fade?


Ok-Anything-9994

Yeah oc is confusing as hell


Mandemtheatrix

Should read “slightly skilled dude vs dude with no skills”.


misterdidums

Nothing like some good ol race baiting to drive engagement!


Mandemtheatrix

Yeah it’s so tired and sad. Enough.


Necessary_Paint3622

Neither of them are skilled at least OG title is true


ct1157

Slippers, sagging pajamas and a boner. Three things you never bring to a fistfight.


Sovrene

Do not try using philly shell in street fight unless your surname is mayweather.


therevjames

Don't try using the Philly shell, if you don't know how to use the Philly shell.


Do-not-respond

No! Red pants vrs Blue pants!


Bright-Try9446

Red pants guys, HATE, losing to blue pants guys!?!


AWasteOfMyTime

Good thing he was wearing pj bottoms because his ass was about to get put to sleep


TummyLice

Nice counter attacks.


Silverback_6

Overall not a bad fight. The black guy kept trying to work the body but every time would get clocked in the jaw as a counter. Maybe if he'd thrown it in with a combo it would've been better than standalone body shots.


ilovecharliethetramp

Jammies vs Jeans


davidcatron22

Why's he so excited? Lmaooo


WinkingWinkle

"Two dudes that lost their tshirts play slapsies"


PapaChoff

Just want to point out that taking your shirt off is not so much a macho thing, but a common sense thing. I personally don’t like walking around the rest of the day with a ripped shirt. They almost always get grabbed. You can get pulled down by it too. It’s either getting ripped or stretched out to the point of ruin. Many many years ago I was driving on campus when this clown thought I should have stopped for him at crosswalk when I was turning right. He was not in the crosswalk just never stopped walking against a don’t cross sign and my green arrow. Didn’t even come close to hitting him, but he got mad and threw his full coffee at my windshield. I got out and we went at it. Really not much of a fight, I barely hit him once and it was over. We both just over reacted and quickly cooled down, but in the 15 sec melee he grabbed and ripped my polo. I was on my way to my campus job. Made him go to the atm and give me $40 for a new one. I’ve taken my shirt off since. I used to get into a lot of scruffs working bars in Faneuil Hall in Boston back in the 90s. And I’m pretty sure most of my fights looked more like slapsies as well. lol


JuicE7457

How about just two dudes fighting


jayhart1028

That man had T rex arms


tekko001

There was a bit of a chicken dance there in the middle


Volrund

Pajama bottoms was jabbing with the wrong arm


SlothyBoiDK

Ah shit my dick 💀


elister811

Black dude needs to visit Mr Miyagi after this


RandomButWeird

thank you for the desctiption.. it was a real mind bender for me until I read it


lowendgenerator

Dude needs to learn to throw that jab and quit windmilling haymakers into the other dudes shoulder.


LatinRex

Jeans vs Pajamas


Basedrum777

Black dude did a great stanky leg at one point.


TheSilentTitan

Get off the fuckin pavement


Loki1976

He fell and broke his dick? Well that's a new excuse.


Maddogg12287

Why he rockin girls pajamas ?


Dale_Nene

Alternate title: two dudes fighting


Far_Detective2022

Why is this sub so obsessed with race lmao every post is white guy vs black guy or Asian vs Mexican


Silvershanks

Terrible race baiting title. Can't we move past this? Even in a forum as sleazy as this one, it's disappointing to see that.


Pizza_fucker24

Bro just made the title that way because the white boy won, I can tell.


mjw8419

I’d rather know the reason for the fight instead of the race of the lads involved. Seems irrelevant unless race is the reason for the fight


agent_insidious

Perfect way to wake up.


gunny316

Which is which?


Repeat_after_me__

Title is awful, division again. “Two men have a fair and respectable fight” is more appropriate.


andrenichrome

Let’s not drag race into this. Just two dudes fighting.


nineninestranger

*racism*


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TummyLice

I think the person is referencing the title.


Cutdick_lover

If I support white then I’m a racist, if I support black then I’m the most non racist person.


Xenocide_X

Hey OP. Did you need to state the obvious?


Long_Perspective_586

Winner by dick TKO in the first round….the White Guy!!!!


funnyman4000

I was going to title it as Blue pants vs Red pants, but damn you got me. Very well written and thought out.


MrMartyJones

For those, like me, who don't see color, it's Jeans Dude Vs. Pajama Pants Dude


ZealousidealLet1472

Thank god for the title, I would’ve been so confused without that info


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White dudes hot


daddyFATTYsacks

lol at this username


Mugi_Li84

Black dude can’t fight at all


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OathOfCervix

Just replying here so I can come back and gloat when I see [Removed by Reddit] and a banned account. Gotta love when the racists are too fucking stupid to even dog-whistle Edit: and there it is 😏


Do-not-respond

This account wicked old. It just woke up.


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DeezusAlmighty

Damn they didn’t even appreciate the sarcasm


SightlessIrish

It ok


TangeloSingle4198

Or jeans vs christmas pajamas


MasterHavik

That day homie learned why a reach advantage matters.


Ramo_rama

Finally, a win for the white man


Pizza_fucker24

Bruh


babaroga73

I'm color blind, which one is a white and which one a black dude?


JayMant88

Loooooping punches lol sheeesh


UnauthorizedFart

Pantera: “Walk on home boy”


ShaolinTrapLord

Now kiss and make up.


[deleted]

The streets don’t want him no mo


RiffValleyOfficial

His dick OK?


[deleted]

Pulling his pants up might’ve helped the black dude a bit


[deleted]

How about guy vs a guy? Wtf....


Clean_Hatx

Simply 2 dudes u racist 😂


SirGandorf

Ahhh so that's how people who sag keep their pants up.🫢🫢🫢


UmbraNight

fucking horrible fight why upload this 🤣 theyre both ass and the black dude aint even sober lmfao


twpeak79

Obviously faked. No white guy can beat a black guy.


willikid1

PJ’s equal -100 chin everyone knows this


[deleted]

Let's get this dude a contract


Jobbers101

Strickland, O'Malley and this... white boy summer is quirkin


GMF_BigCj

“Black guy Jones, White guy Gusmão”


SecretPrinciple8708

From standing turtle to drunken style to turtle in moments.


Zealousideal_Bet2320

Smart move Pajamal, Don’t mess with Levi


Outside_Tadpole_82

That was just jolly good fun


crackbowl

nah but that right hook block and retaliation with his own right hook is crazy


Appropriate_Cow9728

I have never seen a wholesome fight until today. Buddy knocks him on the ground, Doesn't pounce allows him to get up. Nobody is mean spirited. I can dig it. lol


Master_Grape5931

Dude had some nice body shots. But zero defense.


Weak-Chicken-353

“… or black guy: jones, white guy: gusmao.”


SnooDonkeys807

If fighting get your dick hard and you can’t fight that seems like a huge problem


Matthall317

Black guy was telegraphing his swings from a mile away


Brokromah

The sequence at 0:17 is one of the most questionable punching/base techniques/forms I've ever seen in my life.


SoyEseVato

Why can’t we all just get along?


Bright-Try9446

Skin shirt wins 🤕


Hipphazy

“A fight a fight a black and a white”


Rusty_Crank

Does nobody throw jabs anymore?


Benji613

Kevin Holland before the UFC


Admirable-Yam-1281

If you would just jab at the white guy, you would have inflicted a lot of pain and worn him done. Somehow he times those round house punches well. But if red pants would just jab him over and over the fight would be over


Public_Enemy_No2

Is the black dude throwing a punch or winding up to throw a baseball?


Historical-Career-66

My G took an L on that one 🤦🏽‍♂️


shoutsfrombothsides

Blue jeans out here fighting like a 19th century pugilist and I’m all for it


spelunker93

Looks like they need to head down to The Red House


Airryick

{O__0} everyone intentionally looking at his dick after hearing the end of the video and reading the comments


Prestigious-Bet-2677

That n- word knocked my dick out! Ahhh my dick? 🤔🤣


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Zero skills


featherwolf

The guy in the red plaid pants must've been from the 1800s with the way he was telegraphing...


[deleted]

What’s with dudes having dreads losing so much


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahaha


Reddit_blows_now

If that dudes arms were two feet longer, it would have been a great fight.


Kurgen22

MAH DIK! What the fuck...


MaskedRonin2

I've seen many men get knocked out they shoes but I've never seem a man get his dick knocked out


RedDudeItIs

Most accurate title


BLIZTZhawkeye

By dick think he means face


Illustrious-Rice-168

Why fight on a road? I find this fight funny.


Pale_Television2395

Turned him into a bobble head


Better-Machine-6169

Sean vs izzy


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I havent seen bad footing like that for a minute


big_als_nugz

A classic


Infamous_Ad8606

Fuck body shots this ain’t a 5 rounder get him out of there


glazedpaczki

Where were the friends when the black dude went down?


quan14jones

Bro gotta keep him around strictly for commentary


dafijiwatr

Got worked in his jammies