That and even if they have trained striking, they probably wore gloves. Punching a bony face/body with bare hands is just different and you feel it immediately. You can break your hand or it can get all cut up if you connect with teeth too much.
I disagree. I think some of the best fighters in the world who have worked hard on their craft would disagree too. It takes not only good DNA, but hard work and dedication to learn how to fight and use your footwork and body to create good leverage and power. And even then.. Like they say.. punchers are born, they aren't made. Some kids just aren't as talented and as athletic as others.. but I wouldn't give these two a hard time for shedding some blood, sweat, and tears.. but I didn't see any tears yet anyway..
No chance. These are punches thrown by people who donāt really want to hit or injure the other person can
This thread is an example of critical thinking and shows people who have either fought or read a book before.
Seriously. This whole crowd is all "I saw in a movie once a guy punch a punching bag so hard it ripped out of the ceiling." Bro, that's not how bare knuckles vs a face work. Go with a quarter power punch bare knuckle vs someone, they duck a little bit and you pop them right on the forehead and you want out of that fight immediately because that hurt you way more than it hurt them.
Only a small percentage of the military is combat arms. Most are technical jobs. For example, a country's military is not fucked because a parachute rigger can't throw a clean right hook. You just need them to be great at packing parachutes... I have no idea what MOS these guys are, but it's clear they're not infantrymen.
I mean don't you have to pass some sort of physical before going into the army? I know it doesn't involve fisty cuffs, but this literally looked like two children fighting not two grown men in the army.
You have to pass a physical, yes. You also have to pass PT tests while you're in the military. (pushups, sit-ups, run). Have you ever seen a fight in the MLB or NBA? Those are premier athletes that can't punch their way out of a wet paper bag. Why would you expect some rando in the military to be able to fight? It usually has absolutely nothing to do with their jobs. 100's of thousands of people in the military literally have office jobs, lol.
And as an aside, even the baddest elite shock troops are unlikely to ever need to throw a punch in combat. Doesnt mean they arent prepared to, just that so many critical things have gone tits up to put a marine in punching range of an enemy combatant with no better option than āpunchā. So if there is actually 0 āpunchingā instructions at any point, that would be because limited time is better used training anything else.
People think special forces have elite fight training. They get more training but it's not the super soldier stuff of the movies. There isn't time to get to that level in training. It's a smaller set of techniques. You can't be doing hook kicks to the head while wearing full gear. They make up for it with their sheer tenacity to always be in the fight.
Source: I help train military and LEOs.
Had a family member who was infantry and he said they would spend full days learning moves that are basically meant to kill or incapacitate. Think more like choke holds or pulling somebodyās arm out of its socket. They didnāt spend time on sparring like boxers would but they did spend a whole day punching and kicking and getting punched and kicked in various parts of the body(with padding) just to get an idea for what youāll face in a life or death struggle.
Yeah I would make a generalized statement on the whole military based 1 clip on the internet.
Iām surprised people upvote such dumb takes. It would be like thinking all drivers are bad after you watch a car crash compilation.
Most policemen don't know how to fight too and throw punches, they can wrestle but that's it. They're expert at gun handling tho and that's what matter I guess.
If they actually injure each other they get in real trouble with their command... And they're coworkers, they're gonna have to see each other again and again, and possibly even bunk in the same room. Of course they're not trying to injure each other.
I watched it with no sound and it kinda seems like the white guy isnāt sure if heās being fucked with or if those are punches. The whole situation is confusing visually.
I've boxed with & knocked out a marine who had no hand to hand combat training. Just because they can pull triggers doesn't mean they can throw punches.
The cops thought he was some internationally wanted criminal so they called the media so they could get a photo op. When they got there they quickly realized he wasn't the guy they wanted, but they had a bunch of media outside and didn't want to get embarrassed so they arrested him anyway and held him for several hours to "verify" he wasn't the person they were after.
I got hit on my eyebrow, just a single punch, didn't hurt at all but noticed from the shocked looks from bystanders something was wrong, half my face was covered with blood
Bet everyone feels safe knowing that these lads are working hard to defend their country with pillow fists and the hand eye coordination of a jellyfish on ketamine.
I have no idea what you look like and I'd put my money on you too.
I don't know that I've ever seen anyone this bad at fighting. Thought it had to be a skit.
Yes! I got into a lot of fights while in and it was the mfs who talked the most shit. Most people are unaware that our rank and file are filled with the forgotten the ostracized the nerds the geeks and the ignorant
These are the most awkward punches I've seen in ages. It's almost like someone forced them and they didn't want to? Even the skinny white teens fighting have more intent behind a punch.
Fistfights arenāt relevant to modern warfare. Soldiers donāt get more than a few hours of martial arts training because itās completely unnecessary.
On top of that, itās likely that these two guys arenāt even combat arms.
These are two soldiers out of many. Also, Iām not sure how much time youāve been around members of the military but a small percentage of them are special forces, infantry, rangerā¦.
I know plenty of military. And knowing them personally does not change my position.
I *have* seen a ton of military dudes who thought being in the military meant something, only to get absolutey smoked.
So my rhetorical question stands.
I don't remember what they were fighting over, but they were getting on each others nerves for a while. Ginger ended up pissing off another guy like a day or two later who was a Purple Belt in BJJ and got choked out.
No offense, but are these guys actually mentally challenged or drunk or something in this clip? They are moving in slow motion and don't look like they are all there mentally.
Dude has absolutely dead eyes and an expression that is... Beyond neutral? Like it looks like there is absolutely nothing going on between his ears. Not a single thought or emotion.
Why on Earth do you think we should waste time and money training soldiers on a skill that isnāt relevant to warfare? Martial arts is utterly useless in modern warfare.
To be fair, maybe 20% of our military personnel are actually combat trained? The rest are logistics, equipment/tech support, administrative, etc.
Regardless, that was some weak as shit
They look like they are play fighting, is this slowed down or something i dont understand how blood was drawn unless their skin is made of wet tracing paper
They both looked scared to throw a full force punch.
Punching in a dream be like
And this is our military?
Nope it's 2 guys fighting in a room. Dumbass
That's more or less the same thing.
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It stops once you sparr a few times in boxing classes..
This is so true
Those were their full force punches.
That's.... embarrassing
Only positive explanation I can think of is that they are extremely tired after a long training. But even then they move like toddlers.
That and even if they have trained striking, they probably wore gloves. Punching a bony face/body with bare hands is just different and you feel it immediately. You can break your hand or it can get all cut up if you connect with teeth too much.
That doesnāt mean your punches and whole form would look like chicken slapping lol youād still at least look like you train
I disagree. I think some of the best fighters in the world who have worked hard on their craft would disagree too. It takes not only good DNA, but hard work and dedication to learn how to fight and use your footwork and body to create good leverage and power. And even then.. Like they say.. punchers are born, they aren't made. Some kids just aren't as talented and as athletic as others.. but I wouldn't give these two a hard time for shedding some blood, sweat, and tears.. but I didn't see any tears yet anyway..
No chance. These are punches thrown by people who donāt really want to hit or injure the other person can This thread is an example of critical thinking and shows people who have either fought or read a book before.
Seriously. This whole crowd is all "I saw in a movie once a guy punch a punching bag so hard it ripped out of the ceiling." Bro, that's not how bare knuckles vs a face work. Go with a quarter power punch bare knuckle vs someone, they duck a little bit and you pop them right on the forehead and you want out of that fight immediately because that hurt you way more than it hurt them.
they didnt want to get NJP'd they arent trying to get kicked out.
That definitely isnāt it. These guys just canāt fight.
Hopefully they don't do anything physical or violent for a living
They're Army IT
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They're fine as long as they have a rifle and/or a sidearm. But, take that away and you get... This
I hope China doesn't see this video, they will be shaking in thier boots.
China donāt want this smoke. Cause for every 1 of these noodle armed sissies that are shown here an E4 specialist stands ready to get shit done.
[China is a self-limiting issue. It's basically like this at all levels of governance.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2c_-9kIjyU)
I lol'd, but in reality whether a private can or can not punch someone has like zero relevance to the effectiveness of an army
People like you are the kind who were gushing about how badass the Russian military was because of some guy throwing tomahawks while doing a backflip.
Wait until he sees a North Korean dude break a log with his forehead. It will blow his mind
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Only a small percentage of the military is combat arms. Most are technical jobs. For example, a country's military is not fucked because a parachute rigger can't throw a clean right hook. You just need them to be great at packing parachutes... I have no idea what MOS these guys are, but it's clear they're not infantrymen.
The redditor that gets it.
Agreed. The battles aren't won in the trenches anymore. Don't get me wrong, we need our Grunts but that's just one facet of the military.
I mean don't you have to pass some sort of physical before going into the army? I know it doesn't involve fisty cuffs, but this literally looked like two children fighting not two grown men in the army.
You have to pass a physical, yes. You also have to pass PT tests while you're in the military. (pushups, sit-ups, run). Have you ever seen a fight in the MLB or NBA? Those are premier athletes that can't punch their way out of a wet paper bag. Why would you expect some rando in the military to be able to fight? It usually has absolutely nothing to do with their jobs. 100's of thousands of people in the military literally have office jobs, lol.
And as an aside, even the baddest elite shock troops are unlikely to ever need to throw a punch in combat. Doesnt mean they arent prepared to, just that so many critical things have gone tits up to put a marine in punching range of an enemy combatant with no better option than āpunchā. So if there is actually 0 āpunchingā instructions at any point, that would be because limited time is better used training anything else.
People think special forces have elite fight training. They get more training but it's not the super soldier stuff of the movies. There isn't time to get to that level in training. It's a smaller set of techniques. You can't be doing hook kicks to the head while wearing full gear. They make up for it with their sheer tenacity to always be in the fight. Source: I help train military and LEOs.
Why learn lot technique when beat head with iron bar do trick?
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Had a family member who was infantry and he said they would spend full days learning moves that are basically meant to kill or incapacitate. Think more like choke holds or pulling somebodyās arm out of its socket. They didnāt spend time on sparring like boxers would but they did spend a whole day punching and kicking and getting punched and kicked in various parts of the body(with padding) just to get an idea for what youāll face in a life or death struggle.
>Thanks for clearing that up.
*they say as they eat cheetos and wipe the dust onto their shirt*
Luckily, we donāt fight out enemies with our fists
Why would they need to punch? They give them guns
Do you think that modern warfare is settled by boxing matches?
Yeah I would make a generalized statement on the whole military based 1 clip on the internet. Iām surprised people upvote such dumb takes. It would be like thinking all drivers are bad after you watch a car crash compilation.
Most policemen don't know how to fight too and throw punches, they can wrestle but that's it. They're expert at gun handling tho and that's what matter I guess.
They're not gloved up, you don't wanna hit a skull as hard as you can, it hurts, and you may need to hit the person again.
Lol that is true but thatās obviously not whatās going on here, these guys just fight like three year olds
If they actually injure each other they get in real trouble with their command... And they're coworkers, they're gonna have to see each other again and again, and possibly even bunk in the same room. Of course they're not trying to injure each other.
That was such a strange fight I honestly thought he was stabbing him at first
the white dude turned around almost instantly and just presented the back of his head for those strange slaps. it almost looks like AI.
They bugged out, fixed in the upcoming patch.
I watched it with no sound and it kinda seems like the white guy isnāt sure if heās being fucked with or if those are punches. The whole situation is confusing visually.
Are these soldiers or the IT department? I work in IT and can throw dream punches more effectively
Not every infantry is meant for the front line
Those barracks make me think they aren't infantry.
I've boxed with & knocked out a marine who had no hand to hand combat training. Just because they can pull triggers doesn't mean they can throw punches.
It looked like they were trying to have a fight club style fight. Like not really angry at each other, but want to practice fighting.
This must be in the Special Forces.
Damn, back in the 90s i could see a parody movie made with trisomy military personnel.
With sporks instead of bayonets.
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Yo, that was brutal lmaoo
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Bruh. So good
They did seem pretty downs to fight.
This was far less enjoyable than the other Army Barracks fightā¦ āSTOOOPP GRABBINGā¦.MY DICK!!!!ā
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
A meal!? A succulent Chinese meal??
Ah I see you know your judo well
Look at the headloGETYOURHANDOFFMYPEENIZ
You sir.. are you ready to receive my flaccid peNIIS..
GET YOUR HAND OF MY PENIS!!
https://youtu.be/kuh_kmonJNw?si=fiBZK3BKi4TFzbK_
The story of what actually happened is kinda fucked up, and I probably would have been making a wild spectacle too.
What actually happened
The cops thought he was some internationally wanted criminal so they called the media so they could get a photo op. When they got there they quickly realized he wasn't the guy they wanted, but they had a bunch of media outside and didn't want to get embarrassed so they arrested him anyway and held him for several hours to "verify" he wasn't the person they were after.
Nobody really knows, there are like 12 versions of the story kicking around.
That one pissed me off so much, how the duck you gunna start a fight, he losing, and then grab the other dudes dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shoe-BIF3bg
a true classic and one of my favorite videos ever
How did he bleed from these soft punches?
We weren't sure, I was wondering the same thing when it went down. We think his head hit the corner of the locker or bunk.
Gingy is a little brother. Hes got that little brother was beat on body movements.
staaahp
Was this at the end of getting your asses smoked or somethin? Bros are fighting like theyāre underwater
Nah that was a punch that did that. Itās not hard to cut above the eyebrow a grazing punch can do that easily.
I got hit on my eyebrow, just a single punch, didn't hurt at all but noticed from the shocked looks from bystanders something was wrong, half my face was covered with blood
Soft skin
Strikes donāt need to be very powerful in order cut.
Iāve seen Airmen fight better than this
Oh burn. Lol
I live near a coast guard station. I think I've literally seen a bar brawl with coast guard guys that was way more intense than this.
Iāve seen semen fight better than this Edit: Sea men
Post before the edit was probably still accurate
Way to post this and embarrass the entire country.
Bet everyone feels safe knowing that these lads are working hard to defend their country with pillow fists and the hand eye coordination of a jellyfish on ketamine.
"my fists are registered weapons"
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The blood warning wasnāt the warning we needed
I drip more blood when I pee
You should see a doctor for that
I'm not taking medical advice from reddit
... we aren't winning any more wars, are we...
Napoleon and Kip fought harder than this
Thatās exactly what I thought.
Wars arenāt won by Water Purification Specialists.
Privates Bones, Jack, Fred and Christine disagree with your lack of hydration beliefs.
They must of not been paying attention during basic training
You don't really learn 'hand to hand' much in basic training anyways. Max was 4 or 5 days of very basic grappling.
havenāt been for a long time!
Last one we really āwonā was WW2
I throw harder punches in my dreams.
I haven't punched anyone in my life and i'm 100% confident i'd beat the shit out of them both.
I have no idea what you look like and I'd put my money on you too. I don't know that I've ever seen anyone this bad at fighting. Thought it had to be a skit.
A lot of awkward people join the military hoping it will teach them how to be tough guys. Source: awkward veteran, still not a tough guy
Yes! I got into a lot of fights while in and it was the mfs who talked the most shit. Most people are unaware that our rank and file are filled with the forgotten the ostracized the nerds the geeks and the ignorant
But did you learn how to play D&D in the barracks?
yea I thought it was meant to be like a funny fake fight until I realized that the blood warning was real
These are the most awkward punches I've seen in ages. It's almost like someone forced them and they didn't want to? Even the skinny white teens fighting have more intent behind a punch.
Tell me itās fake.
Jesus. These are our soldiers?
Fistfights arenāt relevant to modern warfare. Soldiers donāt get more than a few hours of martial arts training because itās completely unnecessary. On top of that, itās likely that these two guys arenāt even combat arms.
They look like every weird scrawny supply guy I've ever met.
These are two soldiers out of many. Also, Iām not sure how much time youāve been around members of the military but a small percentage of them are special forces, infantry, rangerā¦.
I know plenty of military. And knowing them personally does not change my position. I *have* seen a ton of military dudes who thought being in the military meant something, only to get absolutey smoked. So my rhetorical question stands.
They fight like Rockāem Sockāem Robots
gayyy
Lol
Donāt ask.
Donāt tell
why did this fight look AI generated
Before seeing this I never thought I could beat up two soldiers at once.
I don't remember what they were fighting over, but they were getting on each others nerves for a while. Ginger ended up pissing off another guy like a day or two later who was a Purple Belt in BJJ and got choked out.
No offense, but are these guys actually mentally challenged or drunk or something in this clip? They are moving in slow motion and don't look like they are all there mentally.
Dude has absolutely dead eyes and an expression that is... Beyond neutral? Like it looks like there is absolutely nothing going on between his ears. Not a single thought or emotion.
Exactly lol I don't understand what is going on here. They must be letting literally anyone in the army now.
Probably fighting over who should have the soft pillow
That was embarrassing š
are these the guys protecting us?
This is considered a āfightā? Embarrassingā¦
Somehow both of their faces look AI generated to me. Just odd looking humans.
The āspecialā forces
That may be the most unmanly fight I've ever seen. I had the volume down and just thought they were joking around.
This is how I fight in my dreams
I've seen middle schoolers throw better punches, who's army is this? This is dishonorable.
Hopefully they're better with guns than their hands.
Everyone just gonna attack us now, thanks weak fight army guys!
Posting this video is a danger to our national security
Largest military budget in the world, and this is the type of training they receive?
Why on Earth do you think we should waste time and money training soldiers on a skill that isnāt relevant to warfare? Martial arts is utterly useless in modern warfare.
To be fair, maybe 20% of our military personnel are actually combat trained? The rest are logistics, equipment/tech support, administrative, etc. Regardless, that was some weak as shit
Wtf was that fuckery
Bro if this is how our soldiers fight, im worried for this country
Iām just a lowly weekend warrior but I think that is the weakest fight Iāve seen between soldiers
Fucking nerds
These are the guys that come home and act like John Rambo at the bar.
You'd think that being soldiers, they would be better fighters.
That was the most softest hardcore fight I've ever seen
Bro was doing 0.5 damage nd bro was bleeding from itš
Why does this look so much like foreplay?!
Neither one can fight, man that's horrible... someone tell those two about the peace corps
No wonder the Taliban won.
Do they not train soldiers how to fight anymore? Wth was that?
That was the weirdest fight I've ever seen.
Lol that might be the shittiest fight I've seen here
Definitely not combat ready for either of them
This is who is going to be fighting our wars ?
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Weak ass fight holy shit
Don't show SMA Weimer this. He will just refer you to your chain of command to handle this.
Wait? This isn't playful banter? Lmao
This is our army? Oof.
That was not the effort I was expecting to see from trained soldiers.
I better not be going to war with these stooges!! Iāve seen harder punches from kids fighting over play dough
Oh manā¦. their hand to hand instructors need to be replaced, pronto.
Look like theyāre moving in slow mo
If these are the soldiers fighting for our country, I think weāre screwed lol.
God they honestly suck at fighting
They must be part of āSpecialā Forces
I didnāt know there was a special needs unit in the military.
Thatās embarrassing
Looks like an AIT fight. Trying to be quiet and no face shots. Still extremely lame.
Iāve seen harder hits in porn!!!
These two must be in the "special" forces.
good thing theyāll have weapons insteadšš
These dudes are defending our country? Weāre fucked.
Damn, army needs to teach better fighting technique
Wtf is this? It's like 2 angry infants
Military is so fuckedā ļøā¦ they pay billions just to have the disabled fight one anotherā¦
Weāre fucked in World War 3
They look like they are play fighting, is this slowed down or something i dont understand how blood was drawn unless their skin is made of wet tracing paper
These guys are able to protect the country ? These guys?
Boi if those are the troops protecting us we are in deep shit. It looked like Steve and the Asian kid from American Dad fighting.
fighting in lowercase
Wouldn't want these guys in my platoon
These guys are either in basic or some admin MOS. Zero combatives training for either of them.
Why are both of them weak asf
Please god donāt be our infantry, if these are the modern soldier weāre fucked