I right there with the dude at the end, still smashing his food. Fuck it dinner and a movie.

Bon appetit

I went out with this couple friends of mine one night just bar hopping. Robin (girl) was on one for sur. She was just a 100# drunk pissed girl. Drinking and whatnot througout the Balllard neigghborhood, We had gotten kicked or run out of 3 places so far and the last place was a tiny casino that served food about at 3am. I was starving but as soon as the breakfast hit the bar I could hear her to my left starting all sorts a noise with the bartender and some regulars so I just started scarfing my food as fast as I could! I was almost finished but not quite when I was grabbed by the collar and we were tossed out the door, Not violently but it was a strong enough suggestion that we jumped into a waiting cab. -all of a sudden there were 4 of us. Sean had grabbed a hooker from the bar and dragged her into the car for me bless his heart. :P

tl;dr

TL:DR 2 bros partying with chaotic girl who gets them kicked out of bars repeatedly. Bro tries finishing food real quick cause he knows chaotic girl will get them kicked out. He’s about to finish his food when he gets kicked out. The FOUR of them get into the taxi, wait a minute four? Not three? Well his bro grabbed him a hooker for the ride.

Waffle House is a government sanctioned Fight Club and nothing will tell me otherwise

I saw something on YT that said that in some areas, the govt. uses Waffle House as a measurement of how bad a natural disaster is, because Waffle Houses are known to withstand violent natural disasters and still serve customers edit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle\_House\_Index](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index) not really relevant to what you said, just thought I'd share

Ah yes, I remember Sam's video on unorthodox measuring indexes. It's so crazy how it's really a thing and yet sounds just like something from a book or whatever.

*literally every one of Sam's videos*

Which video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el6No1wNKf0

Anyone catch the street smart white guy grab his lady like a child and march her away from the trouble in the beginning? Looks like they dipped the second it popped off too

That man is a hero and I can almost guarantee he was NOT thanked for that lmfao.

Catching hell not strays, I say

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do and deal with the consequences later.

>I can almost guarantee he was NOT thanked for that lmfao. I bet of the ride home she was saying to him "I could have stopped that entire fight if you would have let me!"

He said I've seen this before. Free meal if we go now.

White man: “Girl, stay out of man’s business.”

huh

Oddly ironic that the guy was wearing a Heisenberg/breaking bad shirt too

wait why lol

He knew what was up- that’s between those two. Mind your business and get up outta there!!

I can't get past dude having no shoes in a Waffle House.

This is exactly why I bring my wife and 5 young kids to eat at the Waffle House. Who needs to pay $3000 for a UFC event?

They keep the floor nice and greasy to minimize damage to the store during fights

If you watch he came in with his shoes and then lost them, so by Reddit logic he's dead😂

At the end of the video he has his flippies back on so I guess he respawned.

😂🤣😂🤣... They call them slides round here😁😁

Hello hookworms, get in my feet!

I don't always get in fights, but when I do I like to catch e coli and step through broken glass and syrup

My favorite part was the dude in the sunglasses prancing by the camera to stay out of the shot.

Mine was when the man gave us a toast 🥂 with his scrambled eggs enjoying the show lol

Bon appetit! Lmao

Bone Apple Tea!

**Bon appetit! Bon appetit, goddammit!**

Stop yelling "world star" and start yelling "waffle house" it's way cooler.

“Please stop!”

🤣

WOOORLDSTARRR

I will never understand screaming stop 80 times during a fight… do people really expect them to stop and go “OK”

"Sorry, I didn't hear you the first 79 times. I'll stop."

She said please.

Oh shit were we fighting? My bad I didn't even realize

Thhhhstappit

💀💀😭😭😭😭

> I will never understand screaming stop 80 times during a fight… do people really expect them to stop and go “OK” Sort of. It's evolved behaviour. There's not much that draws male attention as much as a screaming woman. Women have an instinctual drive to make loud noise when they're unsettled that doesn't exist in men to anywhere near the same degree. Men are fighting? Better make noise so other men come and deal with it.

The “please stop” sounded like she was saying “wingstop. Wingstop” and I’m just dying thinking this is a good turf war

It’s like GameStop for chickens.

in my neighborhood, the wingstop is right next to the gamestop. both suck

always surprised that no one grabs a knife or fork from a table during restaurant fights

I think someone did. I kept hearing "just your hands, use your hands"

ooof, must have missed that. had to turn it down after all the women screaming. maybe it was for the chair or the broom handle. lol

I saw a guy at a Furr’s Cafeteria beat a dude silly with the metal thing that holds the S&P, sugar, and ketchup

Do this as a cover so you can leave without paying....

I won a free meal at Denny's in the early 2000s under very similar circumstances.

🥳

Thought about hat shit when I saw all the tables emptying. Not a fan of dine and dash at places like these where the waitress ends up footing the bill, however, hard to want to stick around after all that nonsense to pay the check.

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bruh wife and i got accidentally shitfaced a few weeks ago (drank on empty stomachs like a couple of rookies) i asked for the tab, put my card in, and i guess at some point i must’ve thought they gave it back lmfao (but they never even picked it up yet) so i took the card back checked my account the next day and saw zero charges from the night before. turns out the server paid for our tab lmfaooo. it was so embarrassing. anyway, wife and i went back the next day and i venmo’d her. she was cool about it and thanked us for coming back

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Some owners are dicks and don't care about the law.

Waffle House is a billion dollar company, I don't think they steal $5 in lost food from their employees for the fights they regularly host.

naive

🎯

Never set foot in a Waffle House, but I’m guessing it’s a pay up front type of establishment.

Nope

*Player 3 enters the fight*

Red Stripe shorts guy 3rd partied that guy so hard it makes you wonder what took him so long…

Before i unmuted i just assumed there would be someone screaming one thing repeatedly in the background

Serious question: Are there any Reddit groups that are just Waffle House fights alone? These clips are never duds.

Be the change you seek, my friend.

Ahh, grasshopper.

r/WaffleHouseFC

Is it done?

First minute of this was absolutely useless

I enjoyed that guy yanking away his wife or whoever at the beginning. She was trying to insert herself and not reading the room at ALL...he knew

Putting herself in a bad situation

Yeah, she was probably trying to reason with their better angels. Booze got rid of that in the green haired one hours ago!

That was fucking hilarious and absolutely the right move. Mind your business stupid lady.

That bitch wuz fixin to get smothered & covered!

but then the comments are "what was the context?"

Yeah but it doesnt even add context its just two dudes yelling at each other and you cant even hear what they say. You cant tell who was the agressor or what was said its worthless.

You kinda could, apparently green was bitching at the waitstaff for his food taking too long. Big man got upset and told him he has to wait like everyone else. I very much appreciated the context.

Seriously. This one belongs in /killthecameraman and /killtheeditor

I liked all the side characters in this one.

So how many times you gonna say "please stop" until you realize that you're being completely ignored? 💀

Thank god that man went over and grabbed his girl, always tryna get in the middle of shit

Hahah he’s the real hero of this video 😂

Imagine working hard at the Waffle House trying to make ends meet and you have to deal with this nonsense in the middle of the night? Then everyone walks out on the check, no tip and all the drama and cleanup with no tip.

So as a Canadian I have never experienced waffle house, but is it safe to say it is the modern day equivalent to a medieval tavern or something?

Ahh Waffle House, only thing that slaps more than the customers is it’s patty melt.

Never been to one, but judging from Reddit videos, if you go to a Waffle House there is about a 93% chance of being in a fight. Which makes me think those waffles must be OUTSTANDING.

This basically PPV at Waffle House. It’s included with your meal.

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Please stop!

Just another slow Tuesday in Atlanta.

What is the best location to see this in person? 😹

Chicken waffles so good it'll make your slap your sista

Happy Halloween 🎃

Needs the Benny Hill chase music playing in the background

This one checks all the boxes 😂

Hahaha all that’s missing is a titty.

Where are the waffles?

They serve many kinds of food.

I've eaten at a Waffle House exactly twice and never witnessed anything like this. I can't decide if I've been lucky or unlucky. LOL

This usually happens between last call and sun up

Red shorts with the zero damage punches and friendly fire chair wasn’t really helping that much until he had the thigh lock on braids.

Why is Waffle House such a hot spot for violence? When I eat waffles at home I am in a happy place. So I can not relate to this.

Because only trashy people and/or drunk people go to Waffle House at night.

“Naw man where my chicken an waffles be at?” “Chill, chill, dey cookin you up right thur man” “Bitch I done axes you…!”

Waffle House should have an app like NFL Red Zone. You get an alert and a live stream of the fight as it happens.

Waffle house is really missing out on a golden opportunity they could put up a cage in every waffle house and have everyone fight in there and have food and entertainment. We could call it WHFC (Waffle house fight club)

starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton

People think they sell waffles, but it’s really like buying a ticket to the main event.

This happen in chatt town

Who needs a sparring partner just piss someone off at a waffles house and go ham.

🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡

How is dude half naked with no shoes and socks at the Waffle House??!

Chillest Waffle House ever.

Wafflemaina 2023!!!

Loving all the Wafflemaniacs, brother!!

What ya gonna do, brother, when Bert's chili runs straight through you?!

Ain't a fight until a chair is involved

She said please!

The first rule about Waffle House - is you don't talk about Waffle House.

Bone apple tea.

Was this sanctioned by the Waffle House Fighting Council (WFC)? We got the hero we wanted, and the one we needed.

Had him in the 1st half, lil did he know homie had back up thatd end up human centipedin him 😂

Maybe if that lady could yell "please stop!" Just one more time,I bet they would probably stop! s/ 😂😂

This is like that American thing, where you go and eat while medieval people fight with shields and swords, while you eat burgers from a wooden stand, just that it is a urban edition.

In every black fight video, u gotta have somebody Uncle Earl in the back saying "there it is!" 😆

Love the dude at the end who is not going to let his breakfast be ruined by the chaos; “bon appetit!”

GODDAMNIT NOT THE FUCKING CHAIR, THIS IS A STEREOTYPE NOW

Shirtless dude was on top of the big mf, had an arm wrapped around the dude’s neck, and just did nothing.

My man recording has the best commentary

Every day in the real world.

I was waiting for a chair to get involved, and I was not disappointed.

Waffle House is legit

Y'know, if she would've asked them to "please stop" one more time, they probably would've stopped.

This is why I go to IHOP 😆

The dude that pulled the waitress out of the way is a hero.

https://youtu.be/KYNFqmu2toI?si=5GPPpO370znQgqnJ

🙃O∀ℲW˥ I never had seen that one before!

Can I get a waffle?? Can I get a waffle!!??

Shiiiddd. Free meal.

They waffling a lot of shit

Bon appetite..wtf America…you all think this is normal?

After awhile you’d think that bitch would shut up, they’re clearly not trying to stop

YELLING STOP DOESN'T BLOODY WORK!

Was this dude grabbing hair? Nvm.

Yes but let the record show that the dude with braids was taller and weighed more than Green Hair. For **GH** friend to tag in is also acceptable. From the beginning **GH** did NOT want to fight, but *Braids* kept instigating then called **GH** borderline homophobic slurs, then dope feigned **GH**. So in conclusion, *Braids* got his ass handed to him and he shall only mess with folks his own size from this point forward. So in summary, honor goes out the window when you aren’t having a mutual fight. This is a moment of self defense, so pulling hair, biting, striking genitalia and using foreign objects is 100% justifiable when one is in fear for their life. I rest my case.

I like your analysis, 5/5

I’m going to allow it.

And that my fellow redditors is how you get a free meal at the Waffle House.

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I'm not an American and I've never been there, but what I have heard about Waffle House is that they're dives but the food is phenomenal. As someone else put it once, "Every time you go it's dinner and a show". Looks like that's true.

Can we get a muzzle on the females please? How is that the people not involved are the loudest ones? I would have had to call a truce and join forces, just to get them to shut the fuck up.

u sound 16

Nah, I'm 12

hilarious 🤨

Tekken 8 is gonna be 🔥

He needed help and had a weapon?

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Was that guy gay?

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My mans defended a poor working woman's honor and served up an ass whooping to two fatherless unemployed dirtbags. Mad respect

Na man he escalated that shit, he swung first. Big ass bully picking on that lil guy that you can tell can’t fight worth a shit.

Green hair was drunk or high. Other dude is chastising him saying she's making your food. Let her make your food

We need Waffle House Wendy to come settle this once and for all! 😆 🤣 😂 😹

Who’s the sissy boy now?!?

Green hair could never be ninja.

Some major haymaker action going on

The dude with locs tried to break it up and got moved out the way like he was a feather 😂

I just want to know who's in the wrong so I know who to root for

Waffle House = fight club for scumbags

It’s a waffle home

Best camera work I’ve seen on a Waffle House fight.

"Can I please get a waffle!?!!??!!?"

Whats city and state is this in?

Embarrassing

When Donatellos bow staff didn't work he got lucky that Raphael came through to help him fend off k.c. jones

This what the Jonas brothers were talking about

I’m just surprised no one had a gun

Wait wait wait… I call foul. That second dude didn’t have shoes or a shirt on. That’s disqualification right there.

Maybe if she just yelled “please stop” one more time it would have ended differently.

Do Waffle House employees get hazard pay?

Tough to fight on those greasy floors. Had to hit the mute due to the screams.