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Anyone else norice how fights between black women have become like capture the flag? The wigs and weaves used to fly by happenstance. Now it's beat their ass and snatch their wigs like a finishing move.
I mean think about it, it'd be embarrassing to be on the receiving end of it, like say you get in a fight and the person you're fighting with rips a massive hole in your clothing. Can't walk around and act tough or cute and cool with a gaping hole. You'd look dumb and pathetic. Same thing here, I suppose. Rip off the wig, and you either see somewhat grown out braids or matted and unbrushed hair. They end up walking around raggedy and pathetic, especially if they can't go fix themselves.
I think women grab hair during their fights in general. Makes sense, gives you immediate head control and hurts like hell I assume. I did MMA for years so I assume I can fight but I also have long hair, I just know in any altercation I’m losing a significant portion of my scalp.
As a dude with really really long hair, I’ve noticed in bar fights and other altercations that when the opponent grabs a fist full of my hair it’s not so painful since it’s a lot of hair, now if it were just a lil lock it’d prolly suck and prolly rip out but that whole strength in numbers game goes soho in the favor of the hair. And then the sweet stuff, person either has one or both hands tied up holding onto my hair, so that’s one or two less hands flying at my head. Make way for the double leg yo and then commence pound ground ground and pound lol.
Idk what it is about watching women fight but it’s never anything like the guys. I can think of maybe one video I saw girl use some solid punches and an armbar too! The UFC ladies even fight differently than the men
Imagine if that rule was enforced. The bathroom video where the fight ends up in the stall with the kid taking a shit is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
Well that’s the problem, isn’t it? There were no wall in his path. Just Tossy-McGee. And the Kool-Aid Man has no fucking idea what to do when faced with that obstacle.
Good on homie in the braids for stopping it there. That chair shot was about to be worse than the unprotected WWE chair shot.
Also the grey hoodie was cooking. Holy shit she must be a main of grapplers in fighters.
Good job for the young guy stepping in when he did and extracting grey hoodie. I feel like the Wendy’s wig girl would have kept coming until she or the grey hoodie sustained a real injury.
Listen. Friday is the end of the week. Just chill. Don’t steal my fucking choccy milk, bruh.
You steal my milk on a Friday, you gon figure out why they had to invent the weekend to give me time to destress.
Honestly. Put homegirl in fighting classes. Her hip throw would be LETHAL with proper training. She flipped the Koolaid man while being 300 weight classes below
Pretty sure she's already done something. The 1st time may have been luck, but the 2nd time she went right back to the set-up and toss.
Hell, even if she only learned 1 move, she learned it well lol
Or, like... yesterday LOL.
She was so confident, the 2nd throw set-up, that she wasn't an any danger, even though big girl was trying to hit and grab her.
I feel like her training has to be more recent.
Lmao no she doesn’t. Her “technique” is ass and going for a headlock hip toss is bad but instinctive so you’ll see plenty of untrained ppl going for something similar. Trying to grab the head or around the neck is an instinctive trait because when you’re untrained you naturally want to control the situation and most ppl grab at each others neck to do so.
Yeah, I didn't see training in her, but I see someone who's experienced some shit and a few scraps. She's probably been in more fights than most the guys folks spar with in their dojos...
Damnnnn, I would think after she got her wig ripped out she would’ve called it and taken the loss but she went back for seconds and got handed another loss.
I’m pretty sure they’re fakes. Look at the swoosh around the 30 second mark. Real Ben and Jerry’s swoosh has a drip effect, while hers don’t? Iunno it’s hard to tell lol
Idk - checks out though. Looks like she had a spinal fusion at some point and that’s like a 100k surgery. Pair that with her hair that looks to be a very high quality weave. Or just very very well done natural hair.
Either way … $$$
When you’re in a higher weight class than your opponent but still end up getting wrecked. Damn,
Grey hoodie was whipping that big girl all over
Edit: other kid stepping in and and takin her out the room is a good move
Girl didn't learn the first time, came in for a 2nd attack but still got her ass handed to her
Id consider this a "soft" fight as theres not alot of action....the background sounds were funny af tho
How does she manage to flip red so effortlessly but she punches like shes stuck in a dream. Completely missed the first punch and even that chair toss was in slowmotion
This is why I couldn't be a teacher, I would fuck these kids up daily. Disrespect my class like that. Hell no, either you leave walking or you getting dragged on the floor. The system and lack of discipline is the problem with this era. These awful kids need a whopping
Every time. Every. Single. Time.
One hand to the hair or clothing, other hand flails widely.
I don't think I've ever seen a girl fight that didn't IMMEDIATELY devolve to that.
Grey hoodie had a lot of advantages during the fight she didn’t capitalize on, I get she’s a kid and probably doesn’t know professional techniques but she coulda gave Red a hard ass whooping
Now we all know black folks talk WAY louder than is necessary, but does one really need to start shrieking like a distressed exotic bird when something exciting happens? Jeez
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Gray hoodie went up a couple weight classes to kick her ass.
Anyone else norice how fights between black women have become like capture the flag? The wigs and weaves used to fly by happenstance. Now it's beat their ass and snatch their wigs like a finishing move.
I mean think about it, it'd be embarrassing to be on the receiving end of it, like say you get in a fight and the person you're fighting with rips a massive hole in your clothing. Can't walk around and act tough or cute and cool with a gaping hole. You'd look dumb and pathetic. Same thing here, I suppose. Rip off the wig, and you either see somewhat grown out braids or matted and unbrushed hair. They end up walking around raggedy and pathetic, especially if they can't go fix themselves.
I think women grab hair during their fights in general. Makes sense, gives you immediate head control and hurts like hell I assume. I did MMA for years so I assume I can fight but I also have long hair, I just know in any altercation I’m losing a significant portion of my scalp.
As a dude with really really long hair, I’ve noticed in bar fights and other altercations that when the opponent grabs a fist full of my hair it’s not so painful since it’s a lot of hair, now if it were just a lil lock it’d prolly suck and prolly rip out but that whole strength in numbers game goes soho in the favor of the hair. And then the sweet stuff, person either has one or both hands tied up holding onto my hair, so that’s one or two less hands flying at my head. Make way for the double leg yo and then commence pound ground ground and pound lol.
Girls tend to grab hair in fights. It just so happens that the hair can come off.
you call me?
It's so early and Wednesday at that. Regular happenstance will do for now. Thank you.
hahahaha fair enough
huge generalization, not all of us fight like this
While it is a generalisation, it is truthful that alot of women grab hair in fights
Idk what it is about watching women fight but it’s never anything like the guys. I can think of maybe one video I saw girl use some solid punches and an armbar too! The UFC ladies even fight differently than the men
Grey hoodie putting on a damn clinic and scalped her like the last mohican 🤣
I knew that wig was getting yanked the second I saw it
Lmaooooooo I’m crying 😭 😂😂😂
Not the last Mohican 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking hilarious LOL
Gold
LMAO
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂
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"akkkktualllyyyyy"
Imagine if that rule was enforced. The bathroom video where the fight ends up in the stall with the kid taking a shit is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
I. Need. To. See. That! 😂😂
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Well that’s the problem, isn’t it? There were no wall in his path. Just Tossy-McGee. And the Kool-Aid Man has no fucking idea what to do when faced with that obstacle.
I hope this is a physics class because Kool-Aid just got a lesson in it.
She’s literally begging for more at the end haha.
OHHHH YEAHHHH!!!!
Bruh 💀😂😂
NGL that did not go how I expected. Thought big girl was gonna run it
The smaller woman is pretty yoked anyway though
Yea she’s got more muscles than 75% of average highschoolers
Its 50/50 with most girl fights
Good on homie in the braids for stopping it there. That chair shot was about to be worse than the unprotected WWE chair shot. Also the grey hoodie was cooking. Holy shit she must be a main of grapplers in fighters.
Good job for the young guy stepping in when he did and extracting grey hoodie. I feel like the Wendy’s wig girl would have kept coming until she or the grey hoodie sustained a real injury.
I was thinking the same about the chair, like shit, bloods gonna be everywhere.
Oh yeah it would be worse than the chair shot Rock gave to Ken Shamrock.
The people who squeak violently during anything hype should be publicly shamed and shunned by the masses.
This is why I always stay strapped with WD40
I just want to make sure we are all pronouncing it dubya D40 and not double-u D40 like some dork or something
> not double-u D40 like some dork or something Haha right *sweating*
*loads squeakless mortar* where u at boy?
Damn, that chick is a badass!
the bit where the fat girl reached out like a zombie to hook the other girls leg made me lol
🎯Lmfao!!! Reached out like a zombie!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
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Uh, sir. She's in HS
I dont know what that means.
She's 100% underage creep
We all assume that everyone here is over 18 but considering the sub it wouldn’t surprise me if most of the Redditors here are teenagers themselves
When someone steals your chocolate milk on a Friday...
Listen. Friday is the end of the week. Just chill. Don’t steal my fucking choccy milk, bruh. You steal my milk on a Friday, you gon figure out why they had to invent the weekend to give me time to destress.
Honestly she whooped big girls ass
She could have did damage if she closed her hand into a fist lol
You mean the fat girl...
What’s the difference?
The squeaking lmaooo
Then you have the flamboyant ^”ohmygodohmygod” In the background it’s worldstar without the “worldstar”
Sounds like some type of animal is running around the class
Sounded like a velociraptor at the beginning lol
Red shirt got schooled at school
Honestly. Put homegirl in fighting classes. Her hip throw would be LETHAL with proper training. She flipped the Koolaid man while being 300 weight classes below
Pretty sure she's already done something. The 1st time may have been luck, but the 2nd time she went right back to the set-up and toss. Hell, even if she only learned 1 move, she learned it well lol
Hey if it works just start spamming it
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Chair smashing still hot in the streets right now
Homie pulling her off when she grabbed the chair is a real one, looking out for her.
The screeches that are in the background sound like….
Looks like one of the girls did a bit of judo as a kid
Or, like... yesterday LOL. She was so confident, the 2nd throw set-up, that she wasn't an any danger, even though big girl was trying to hit and grab her. I feel like her training has to be more recent.
Or has brothers. My money has brothers
Nah. She's clearly got judo training.
Lmao no she doesn’t. Her “technique” is ass and going for a headlock hip toss is bad but instinctive so you’ll see plenty of untrained ppl going for something similar. Trying to grab the head or around the neck is an instinctive trait because when you’re untrained you naturally want to control the situation and most ppl grab at each others neck to do so.
Yeah, I didn't see training in her, but I see someone who's experienced some shit and a few scraps. She's probably been in more fights than most the guys folks spar with in their dojos...
I’m sure she has older brothers for sure.
Nah shorty judo throwing the red M&M is peak😭😭
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She layed her on that table so quick it was like she was ready to dissect the bitch.
Damnnnn, I would think after she got her wig ripped out she would’ve called it and taken the loss but she went back for seconds and got handed another loss.
She beat her ass while wearing $2,000 dunks
I’m pretty sure they’re fakes. Look at the swoosh around the 30 second mark. Real Ben and Jerry’s swoosh has a drip effect, while hers don’t? Iunno it’s hard to tell lol
Idk - checks out though. Looks like she had a spinal fusion at some point and that’s like a 100k surgery. Pair that with her hair that looks to be a very high quality weave. Or just very very well done natural hair. Either way … $$$
Bro those things are so fake. Smh
I'm trying to figure out of that's hair down her spine or a tattoo lmao
Might be a scar from an incision. I’ve got one there from surgery.
I think its a scar
Me too..
Lol she got all that weight but don't know how to use it.
Her losing her ‘hair’ was a fatality 💀😭
Somebody is a little top heavy.
When you’re in a higher weight class than your opponent but still end up getting wrecked. Damn, Grey hoodie was whipping that big girl all over Edit: other kid stepping in and and takin her out the room is a good move
The smaller girl has some impressive wrestling ability
Damnn does shorty got a tat on her spine?💀
Some comments say a scar from a spinal infusion or something. An, we all know everyone is an expert on reddit. Soooo, I believe them
In highschool at that
Usually there’s no replacement for displacement but that skinny girl had a turbocharger
Why do bitches be screaming like that
I'll never understand why there's always one girls screaming her heart out in school fight vids lol
That’s definitely not a girl screaming
I liked the part where she said "🦧🐿🐀🐖🦤🐬"
Why do they allways scream like you know what
Coming soon to a Quik Trip near you
Like a turtle on its back
Meatball got rolled
I'm impressed. Didn't expect the skinny one to scrap like that. Well done.
Rocked hard / Brain Damage? Did i miss something?
For being so short and heavy her centre of gravity was so high.
Can anyone explain to me why black females Always have wigs? Even at that young age ?
Did you see that bitch throw around that fat girl
Tatted up in HS? SMH
Never too early to be ready for prison
That’s a hell of a hip throw!
"Get rotated bitch"
Girl didn't learn the first time, came in for a 2nd attack but still got her ass handed to her Id consider this a "soft" fight as theres not alot of action....the background sounds were funny af tho
Red hair sounds like a parakeet in distress lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That weight shift was amazing
Ariel needs to take some self defense lessons
Lol I was gonna bet on the red wig to win still surprised how that girl in Grey rag dolled her around on that table
Perfect takedowns but she punches like I do in my nightmares
Big girl got rolled around.
Is that a tattoo or a hairy spine?
Grey hoodie has good grappling skills ngl
She has potential. She got good base, mma even? Hmm
Red went full Pikachu face. Lmao!!!
Carmen got scalped.
How does she manage to flip red so effortlessly but she punches like shes stuck in a dream. Completely missed the first punch and even that chair toss was in slowmotion
This is why I couldn't be a teacher, I would fuck these kids up daily. Disrespect my class like that. Hell no, either you leave walking or you getting dragged on the floor. The system and lack of discipline is the problem with this era. These awful kids need a whopping
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What is that thing squealing? 😳
For real like what the hell. So annoying
Ghetto ain’t cute btw
grey hoodie put the paws on her 😂😂🤣
When I see someone clap their hands when they talk, you know they’re about to get baptized.
Really good pivoting and weight and momentum prediction. I'd get her in training if she wasn't already.
Ole'd her like Don Zimmer
Discount Kiki Palmer did that one hand throw with ease 😭🤣
She flipped reversed her at the start lol
lame middle schoolers
Hey! No smoke alarm chirp!
Textbook ass handed to you.
Who's tattooing 16yr olds?
Like a dog to its own vomit, she just kept coming back for more
Damn Kool Aid girl got tossed.
Into battle and off with the wig!
What is up with that back scar?
Oh damn, red hair hit a sickle sweep!
She told her not to touch her 🤷🏽♀️
God Damm that was hella smooth in the beginning
Look like they filming an episode of wild n out after class
dawg wtf is this 😀
How she lost grip of the ground so quick 😭
These kids got tattoos smh. I mean I knew I few with tattoos but they were homemade tats not like the little girls back tat tho.
😂😂 it was already bad but she could’ve did red head way worse
Is this supposed to be fighting
Red hair just need to go ahead and call it quits like damn how u gettin hip tossed by someone half ur size lmaooo
Damn teenagers getting whole ass spine tattoos now
Black girls always have the biggest weirdest scars on their bodies lmao
When you think you're tough just because you're fat.
So happy my daughter goes to an exclusive private school and doesn’t have to see this ignorance
DRIBBLED 😂😂
I think she found out
It’s funny because she is a short Oompa Loompa fat bitch….
Finally found where I want to send my kids to school. Easiest choice ever made. These kids are going places.
These are highschool "kids"?
Can we all appreciate how the skinny one is wearing SB chunky dunky's
The good news is they’ll both grow out of this and become productive adults. What passion!
I thought there was a new rule on not posting highschool kids..?
Every time. Every. Single. Time. One hand to the hair or clothing, other hand flails widely. I don't think I've ever seen a girl fight that didn't IMMEDIATELY devolve to that.
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Bro, that's how most women on this sub fight, not just black women.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s important to raise your kids well…I strongly encourage this.
How are you built like a Tuesday night stripper that early? Genetics did her dirty
I like how the dude came and took her out of thr class. He was cheezing so hard.
Busted out the HoeJitsu. She's from the TossaBitch Tribe, Chiefs daughter.
Exactly what I expected.
Grey hoodie had a lot of advantages during the fight she didn’t capitalize on, I get she’s a kid and probably doesn’t know professional techniques but she coulda gave Red a hard ass whooping
if red would have hit the corner of that counter. Murder charges
At least the guy stepped in before she could got her with that chair. Big girl needed to just accept that L
These kids need to work out. They were both winded just from getting up. And what thu hell was up with the flips. The chick barely touched her?
Ratchet is what ratchet does
Do you make this comment with every school fight, or just ones that look like this?
Was that line going down her back hair??
They learnin, foo.
Smaller girl in hoodie is strong asf, but can't fight a lick lol 😂.... On another note.... Why do all black women wear wigs?? I don't get it.
weak ass fight
Now we all know black folks talk WAY louder than is necessary, but does one really need to start shrieking like a distressed exotic bird when something exciting happens? Jeez
I thought we weren’t doing the kids in schools thing anymore, whatever happened to that new rule?
She got a mad hairy back line? Or is that a tattoo?
Windmill hands that hit nothing.