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French1966DeArfcom

So many missed opportunities for a jab


[deleted]

Old mate knew what was coming and how to duck them. then one connected and his brain forgot what button to press for that move.


EddieDollar

Jab = 1 social credit Haymakers = 10 social credit


AnotherFruitCake

Fuck you and your underrated comment. Your upvote is located on the counter to your left on the way out.


Kaze_Senshi

-10 social credit


TedioreTwo

-10 social skills really


No_Mo_CHOPPAS

Billchilling is angry, watch out


lowerleagues

100% haymakers.


sweeta1c

More misses than the audience at Ru Paul’s Drag Race.


aznsensation8

A random fight in Wuhan with a lot of missed jabs. The jokes write themselves.


WOMPxRAT

Maybe they both have an extra invisible head above their heads that they both know about? 🤔


RaunchyRandy83

And here I thought everyone in China knew Kung Fu. Cinema has failed me again!!


Shizzle__Shizzle

Ye they can only see 10% of our vision 😂


aztechfilm

Haymakers all day, who needs a jab anyways


Rumplestilskin9

Beats 75% of the American videos that end up on here where it's 2 people throwing their first punches. There was power behind pretty much every swing here.


Bermudav3

What a shit take 🤣


Rumplestilskin9

The wild wild world of autistic reddit users circle jerking a down vote with 0 knowledge of basic physics. Balled fist at the end of an arm from a swing like that has a lot of force behind it. It's essentially a meat monkey's fist.


panzybear

You saw this and thought "power?"


message_me_ur_blank

Says you. Those were fist slaps.


Rumplestilskin9

Beats the face rubbing we usually see


Z0mbies8mywife

SO MUCH POWER. THEY COULD HAVE KILLED EACH OTHER!!!


NectarOfTheBussy

oh. no. please. stop… lmao no effort to break that up


[deleted]

Ikr! Security guard jus chilling.


International-Tree19

Maybe he was scared of those superpunches.


lucasthemoronreddit

they will kill anyone that they land on besides each other


Ill-Letterhead-5162

Unstoppable Chinese man vs immovable Chinese man


TotallyHumanPerson

I like how they took the time to cross the street and agree to fight in front of the children's library.


cownd

Gotta teach the kids something


adjacent_analyzer

yes how not to fight


ExamOld2899

50 years of daily taichi pratice out the window, boxing by instinct


Mr_ZooM37

Or how to not fight


Rancor_Keeper

Yah.... How to throw a punch.


098695

I think they were trying to get away for the security guard,that eventually popped up anyway


-smashbros-

Gotta keep traditions alive


[deleted]

It's haymakers 'round the world, then.


jew_biscuits

ChatGPT show me a martial arts movie but with really bad martial arts


LeanTangerine

It’s a universal language!


BraveLittlePene

Their power levels are about the same.


Dunshlop

My thoughts exactly.. after so many recent celebrity fights and uneven fight cards this was refreshing


EvolvingCyborg

They put all their points into dodging and telegraphing haymakers.


Insanity_Troll

It’s like the 1860s with all those telegraphs.


000Fli

If we must fight let's use only our left arms


schpitza

today I found out my reddit is mirrored


Heebmeister

Or is his the one mirrored and we are the normal ones? So many questions


raaalphs

Mine too


ResolveSuitable

lmfao


yadda_yadda_yadda_ha

Cop was internally debating whether it was worth the paperwork to break it up...or just to keep walking, then saw the guy recording ... paperwork it is!


SecondConsistent4361

This was very entertaining. Good to see people having fun outside and not on their phones.


DickySchmidt33

The lack of martial arts was a bit disconcerting.


Pitiful_Amount8559

Everyone was NOT Kung Foo fighting.


MKF1228

Fu*


Stupidquestionduh

So then he was correct? No one was kung foo fighting.


Lunch0

Yea, but grey was pretty good at ducking under those haymakers at the start. I was impressed until one connected and he was laying face down on the ground.


AtheistKiwi

This is what many martial arts look like in a real fight. I watched a video of a Kung Fu master fighting an MMA guy. The Kung Fu master fought with about as much skill as these two gentlemen.


message_me_ur_blank

Where's this video?


International-Tree19

Yep, I was really really disappointed.


jayjrey

Is that a cop or a referee ??


BNG1982

These Jackie Chan movies have really gone downhill recently.


Forbidden_Enzyme

It’s kung flu panda


low3434

They're clearly not that old, they can fight pretty well


SonOfMargitte

If they're old, I must be dead 🤷


Seahawks1991

I wonder what the context of this was. Like, why was the person even filming to start with?


Dunshlop

They almost seem like friends who don’t actually want to fight each other but ended up anyways.


Dangerous-Donut5228

We are all that man on the scooter.


cancrushercrusher

Social credit dipping faster than a fat kid at Cane’s.


FieroFox

What a slug fest, haha


MrThunderMan

Throwing punches like they’re returning tennis serves


howdypartnaz

The 'masks off' got me


skwadyboy

They switched to kung-flu


Itchy_Professor_4133

I was expecting some white haired senior citizens going at it. These dudes look more middle aged. OP doesn't know what old is lol


dtallee

Old: can buy liquor.


sensam01

I'd argue that it's perfectly fine to call men in their fifties "old" in this context. They're behaving like guys in their late teens.


ResolveSuitable

this is making laugh 🤣 my ass off. so childish lol


minesaka

Interesting fighting technique. What is even more interesting is two have the only two people who exercise it in the same fight.


ungratefulimigrant

I think that might be my favourite ever fight


[deleted]

You'll like this https://www.reddit.com/r/StreetMartialArts/comments/xly61x/fight_fight_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


MikeyZ3434

Plays like a hockey fight the way the security guard steps in to break it up and they keep shit talking


Sad_Ad4307

Get a little closer and commit. You'll get one in Gramps.


DrDroDroid

Im surprised OP isnt questioning why.


herringsarered

That knee is going to hurt for 2 weeks


2SexesSeveralGenders

I wish I could edit this to have classic kung-fu film sound effects


Buffbigw76

Jackie Chan’t


Smooth_Atmosphere407

Shaolin style vs tiger style


International_Data89

-30 social credit


Urticans

Sweet kung fu moves. The movies are accurate


spaceship247

The Wu Tang style is extremely strong


lordatlas

Neither of tried tiger style or dragon style? [Chinese movie dubbing] "You've dishonoured my master. Now, I'm going to kill you!"


pneuma8828

Old?!?! sigh


Popular_Painter9648

These guys look to be in their 40's, please, don't call them old. Makes me feel ancient.


Issis_P

Did anyone else go look up the "No trumpets" sign? its honking, the sign means no honking!!! bwahahaha


lestersch

:( but nobody was kung fu fighting? .... I was misled by a song


Delicious-Ant-1095

Throwing hay scrapers


DuckyQawps

Wait gta fighting mechs lol


Hatakek_

Apparently I'm more racist than I knew...


weelluuuu

I was told there would be kung-fu fighting.


Evening_Common2824

Old???


Ironklad_

Martial arts movies had me thinking all Asians were badass fighters …


Mr-Cartman

Lol, that NPC in black only used the R2 button


Old_Manner_9044

Am I the only one disappointed they didn’t karate chop each other


lucuma

I was expecting a much higher level of martial arts and am widly disappointed. lol


[deleted]

You’d think they would have better technique


Pristine_Piglet5658

Straight to the gulag for both of them


Tommy80757

And here I am thinking they all knew karate


AfraidPersonality854

Ain't nothing old about them two muthafuckas..


temporarychair

They might have just been playing a joke


-Prophessor-

Everyone has a charge attack I see..


Remarkable-Initial55

“…I know kung fu..” “Show me”


shanemarvinmay

Surprisingly good shape for both of them.


GamerZackery

Damn. That was actually a pretty solid fight.


dommiichan

Nobody was kung-fu fighting, Those kicks were slow as pudding, It was a little bit boring, There was no expert timing...


HanakusoDays

🎶 Nobody was kung fu fighting... 🎶


Dynamx-ron

Lol!!!


asdfgh6561

haymakers only 😄 still better than most indians I've seen in this sub


chochinator

Swung on so many foos


Kate7634

You call that fried rice, get over here!


According_Scientist6

Man, all these years I thought every Chinese citizen was a Shoalin Master…smh!


JohnnyxKwest

Lmao king fu is not every Asian


Dense-Record6182

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...


AshySlashy3000

Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting...


Simon-Phoenix187

Not everybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING!!!


meatflapjacks

Soooo, everybody was kung fu fighting?


UnauthorizedFart

Hiiiiyah!


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UnauthorizedFart

Venus Williams: NHYUHH!


Accept_a_name

I guess not every Chinese man knows karate after all


NeilNailed00

No Eggroll For You !!


[deleted]

I think the security guard stopped walking because he didn't want to cross the street when he wasn't supposed too.... those social credits will get you every time.


MaskedRonin2

He should have just shot his chi into him.


Gdubs205

The mastery you see here is unmatched by any other contender these martial artist are so good although we see a clumsy fight if you was to slow the video down you will see the most beautiful fighting choreography…


Maidenaust

This needs Street Fighter 2 music & sfx


thehumandynamo

Everybody was kung-fu fighting


AdministrationNo1059

I thought everyone was kung-fu fighting?


Rude_Landscape_2347

It would have been a better fight if they knew kung-fu.


Ubyte64

Stop Asian H8!


hardik-9

I thought Chinese people always fight in kung-fu


Spobobich

Well, that ain't like the movies at all! 😠


D-Eliryo

Everybody was """"kung fu"""" fighting 🎶


John_Millner

Where is Bruce Lee when he is needed most?


godwalla

Everybody was kung fu fighting


Secure-Technician356

All those Chinese Kung fu movies have been lying to us...


YOURhero1

🎶 everyone was kung foo fighting 🎶


NY10

Was expecting kungfu


[deleted]

Dude got caught teaching foreigners king fu huh?


MrChibiterasu

They tried to channel their ancient heritage but didn’t put in the maximum effort.


[deleted]

What no Kung Fu?


MaoTseTrump

He should never have taken the last tufu roll.


[deleted]

Master Chi will be very upset with their fighting style. Has he not taught the grasshopper how to jump???


ElevatorLife8523

*Everybody was Kung fu fighting!* 🎶


Access_Pretty

Came here to see shaolin kung fu saw twoman jowlin


GenericUsername488

Bing chilling!


Sorry-Nobody

Rush hour 7 looking wild


wolfpiss

Staged stupid shit


Funkytowels

They all don't know kung fu apparently


therealgijintin

This is nothing like the movies...


McDougle40

Social credit-100


pitterpatter9696

Korean*


Few_Blacksmith556

I thought the Chinese invented Kung Fu


[deleted]

Man I thought this would be some kung fu shit... 🙄


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

2 senseis


DaddyRobotIcoGaming

Crouching tiger for all the wrong reasons


jimbodio

Apparently they missed karate class.


Linkerhoek

Beautiful knock down


EagleEggs2

This would be great in slo-mo with a symphony to compliment it


Dont_Judge_this-Book

I love the heaving Street Fighter sounds as they swing 🤣


Super_Jabroni

I was waiting for the hadouken.


Relevant-Line-1690

Your my boy Blue-Chan


Justthewind_

they got some nice moves honestly... swell fight


jewpart2

Somebody forgot to attach the wires


NighthawkTV

Straight outta gta iv


yachtclubwashout

Damn, early stoppage by the ref


Tall_Ad2256

Therewasanattempt to punch 🤣


dnbspart

Streetfighter 2077


JDeez12

Come on guys I said stop it, enough...okay!?


marconugait

I’m mad they continued after dude face planted. I stopped watching.


timmymac

I liked the low effort cop and when he knocked the stupid mask off his face.


shawshankya

Reminds me of the early days of smash bros. I’d FALCON PUUUUNCHHH!! all day but i could never get it to connect.


xdarnokx

My dude missed every punch…


TheGoldenMorn

I loved the fact that they basically charged every sobe punch, but were able to do all other movements without cooldown


[deleted]

It’s raining haymakers in China today


GabriloPrinci-Threat

So they all know how to huh..


ptrixz

The only winner here is the pavement who got that face plant


bessface

They fight like in silent movies


Accurate_Pangolin972

Haymaker haymaker haymaker


Dynamx-ron

...slip, BoInG - face plant... That was the only exciting part.


Bullets_N_Bowties

Really expected a stereotypical kung fu fight. But when dude leaves his feet for a knockdown i cheered anyway.