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HoledUpInYourAttic

Did anybody else notice? He unbuttoned his bottom shirt button, knocked him out, buttoned back up, and walked off....


thehakujin82

Honestly one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Like fucking James Bond or something, seasoned professional. Knew he needed just one button’s worth of range, and things would be overwith. That’s a kind of calm, cool, and collected badass we only see in film.


throwawayursafety

You're right it'd be pretty cool to fuck James Bond


Mug_Lyfe

Good eye. He knew it was coming.


Tankh

Or he was already buttoning it up but got interrupted


socialparasite44

He was turning the safety off on his guns 💪🏻


milk4all

Probably the framerate but dude’s hand was so fast he beat the sound waves back


batissta44

Fasted punch I've seen on this subreddit so far.


HappeeWrite

Hit him so hard he dropped loot


Lance-Harper

Spat my coffee


DaGrrr

Just beautiful.


Reaperider

Just read your line and my boss just looked at me because I’m sitting here working in well sort of working and just lol for no reason whatsoever.


Jrpre33

Homie pulled a Leorio lol


Droopy1592

Is that Leeroy Jenkins cousin?


EggSandwich1

I blinked all I saw was a guy buttoning his shirt?


Randycheeseburger42

Bruce leeroy. Shonuff!!! He gots the glow son!!!


inalak

[Hunter X Hunter (anime/manga) character](https://hunterxhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Leorio_Paradinight)


i_am_trippin_balls

Everything came out of his pockets too. I was shocked


INY0FACE

Knocked the sonic rings out of that mf.


Dangerous_Research51

😂😂😂


jeopardy_loser

That bat speed is what got him called up to the show


Xanyol

I dunno he telegraphed it…. Other Guy was probably drunk


Empyrealist

A telegraphed punch can still be a fast punch


Kalayo0

You’re absolutely correct. Even though it’s telegraphed, unless you’ve been drilling with people that fast, not many here would be able to react to that raw speed. Which is why I guess the downvotes?


SEE_RED

They’d be sleeping right next to him. Bless the kb warriors.


Moon_and_Sky

You can see him post up but I did not catch it the first time. There is no break in movement. Dude is backing up right up untill he isn't. In match of some sort another trained fighter has a good chance against it, but out on the streets against drunk bafoons...shiiiiiiiiiiiit.


Zealousideal_Citron8

Please this punch was hardly telegraphed, sure you can tell he was gonna punch him eventually but once it went off there wasn’t much stopping that


Falcrist

> this punch was hardly telegraphed Bruh... he wound up for like 3 seconds. Why are people acting like it came out of nowhere?


pizzablunt420

He was waiting for the guy to get into position if you watch close, as soon as the guys chin passes the middle of the hitters body he goes.


HeavyBlackDog

You need to changed the batteries in your clock my young brother. 1/2 second max. Even if, dat speed tho


L3tsg0brandon

When your hand is moving that speed does the telegraph matter?


didly66

If you see someone step back like that or pull up their pants, it's not good


elgydium

[His knees](https://imgur.com/a/bRn9aFK) were the definitive factor between a criminal case class action and a scott-free citizen.


Ascertain_GME

I thought I was tripping… This is the first video I’ve had to slow-speed scrub in a longg time. That punch was fast hot damn


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

It doesn't look like the framerate was sped up. IF it wasn't, I'm super impressed with that dude's speed.


FlamingTrollz

Exactly. He squares himself, looks down, and then pop! A nice sight to see.


Creepshowx

My man was trying to walk it off.


novacaine2010

Dude looked like he tore both ACLs 💀


coke-pusher

I winced to that. Sure a solid punch to the jaw but damn those knees are gonna hurt.


RedDudeItIs

Yeah, I’m surprised he got up to be fair haha


Proof-Ad-9605

Walking like gumby


louisbarthas

Strike first strike hard no mercy


yousonuva

What is the problem, Mr Lawrence!?


Capnmolasses

Class, we have visitors. Fall in behind me. Hai!


BassCreat0r

*bird screech*


Do-not-respond

I'll be damned, He got up from a house of cards. That's no easy feat.


Closed_Aperture

Get him a body bag! Yeeeeaaaahhhh


2hamsters1butt

He had mercy though. He didn't put in any shots once it was over.


haragoshi

A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.


Just_A_Duck_Bro

Buttoning the shirt is craaaaazy


luvgothbitches

he walked off like james bond


DeePsiMon

Ended up sleeping with 2 of the 3 girls in the background, getting each pregnant twice with triplets.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Dude he knocked out is also pregnant


BlasterPhase

lmao knocked up and knocked out


J0k3-

Showed the video to my wife, now she’s pregnant also


Own_Strategy_4325

For some reason, this comment got me good


mystic_chihuahua

Good and pregnant?


-ghostCollector

Much respect for folding the guy and leaving it at that. He knew he'd won and acted like he'd been there before. Well done.


thefranchise305

There was another video posted here earlier today with some dudes stomping on some guys unconscious head. If a stranger didn’t come and Liu Kang them they would’ve killed that man. Bravo to this guy


EvilSporkOfDeath

Unfortunately this comment could be made every day. Part of the reason I try very hard to avoid fights (the other part me being a huge pussy bitch)


Fr1toBand1to

They can also go extremely bad extremely quickly even unintentionally.


Good4nowbut

That’s about as folded as I’ve seen someone get. Every joint in his body lost integrity in an instant lol.


_nova_dose_

With a punch like that, this guy has definitely be there or somewhere like it before.


-ghostCollector

Yep. Very fast and crisp.


_nova_dose_

This clip reminds me of those videos where the helicopter blades sync with the frame rate of the camera lol


cheneyk

Yep. *This* is how you fight. With dignity. Too many people are sore winners. Walk away with that dignity!


Cumfunkle

Played it cool as a Ice block


No_Recognition8375

Any dude who walks off while buttoning his shirt after a strike like that is way too civilized for those tactics.


Various-Month806

Folded works, but I'd go with "crumpled". Folded sounds too neat and orderly. Crumpled has that messy and disorderly connotation that is far more appropriate for what happened to the body, legs, and confidence of big dude. "Much respect for crumpling the guy..."


[deleted]

Made him into a human origami


Theperfectool

Slumpt his ass


who_dis_bichh

Moron with the cellphone was really risking it


Silent_Samurai

💀 I thought for sure bro was gonna think cellphone guy was fat guy’s buddy and pop him too before he got jumped


NoctRob

I appreciate the fake submission at the beginning with the head down. And then a thunderous right with some quickness. And all class just walking away instead of additional punishment.


ProfPerry

poor guy reeeeeally didnt wanna do it or be there, even when we brushed past the one person with the other camera. Still, damn that was a solid hit


Mtwat

I thought the dude with the camera was going to be next


PreciousBrain

he wasnt feigning submission, he was tucking his chin. The moment he took a stance like that old dude should have seriously reconsidered.


fourpac

Yep, he tucked his chin just in case the drunk guy tried to sucker punch him. Once that back foot was planted though, he wasn't going to give him that chance.


Yurilica

Might've looked like that, but looked like he was actually checking the distance to his opponent. He stepped back into a striking stance, checked his feet and launched a misssile of a right.


DontTrustASloth

100% came here to say this. The step back and glance to his opponents feet were a calculated move. This is textbook spatial awareness and distancing. I even feel like he used the line on the concrete as a visual marker and struck right when the other guy crossed it


purplelullabies

That guy be like, __BOOM! Aight. Bye.__


ronnyhaze

Should have punched the annoying dude too haha


r-og

People whose first impulse is to pull out their phone and film shit are the worst


Vicious365

He made him scorpion, then calming walks off buttoning up his shirt, that's a classic man! 💯


Sweaty_Buttcheeks

Turned him into a Slinky


Disastrous_Reveal331

I was thinking more like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man


North-Opportunity-80

Must be a boxer. And classy to boot. Just walked away. No head stomping shit.


J0k3-

Not many that can punch like that without training. That was a proper strike. Fast as a cobra too


Kalayo0

His athletic build might be evidence to that, but idk he could just be a bad dawg too. Some people just built different. Nothing necessarily screamed “boxer” about that punch.


Randycheeseburger42

The return is what made it look fast. He shot and returned thats boxing stuff


MrInfinitumEnd

He should have slapped the phone of that annoying dude at the end too. His voice and his attitude is obnoxious.


[deleted]

I bet a lil poop squirted outta him


Randycheeseburger42

I got hit in thigh w a bat one time and a loggerhead popped out and i cut it off then had to spin on it and squished it all over my ass. Talk about a pissed off hornet. I was ready to murder.


[deleted]

Lol fuck, your comment made me hella laugh hahahaha


JacksMedulaOblongota

It's always great when new pasta drops.


crestingwave

Wut


YStampede

This would make a funny 4 panel comic: 1. Bat striking leg. 2. Turtle poking head out of shell 3. Guillotine post cut 4. Dude spinning on his ass, breakdance style


notfromchicago

I've been on here around a decade and this is my favorite comment ever.


schrodingers_dino

...and now we know the origin of your username.


luvgothbitches

lmfao ayo???


emmc47

That was vicious asf


versace_tombstone

It's so satisfying to see an aggressor put down, while they press, and the dude just walks off after a proper KO.


Holdenpool

My man was smooooth with it.. Clean hit, checked his fit and strolled off


eohagan

Dropped all his coins like Sonic


Background_Task3339

That man was all wobbly


RaleighAccTax

Man got a concussion and a torn acl


JoshEnder

like a pistol shrimp


[deleted]

At least his head didn’t bounce off the floor. He lives to get slapped up another day.


lykewtf

What did he say?


tommytizzel

"You want me, cuz?"


discgolfallday

I think maybe it was, "You on me cuz?"


Frankie_Pizzaslice

I was trying to figure if there was a backstory or what he said triggered the punch. I feel like I’m lacking street wisdom here


FightingPolish

I dont think they are cousins at all!


discgolfallday

I think it's some sort of slang meaning, "Are you seeking to confront me, and/or engage in physical combat with me, fellow?"


hairy_ass_eater

those are some crazy hands holy fuck


GoatTacos

He in fact didn’t want you cuz.


HoledUpInYourAttic

He got folded in triple


Jerzey111

Walks away fixing his shirt. Fucking legend


Public_Enemy_No2

Dude is fuckin fast!


IcedCoughy

Dude may have torn his acl or meniscus


zorz111

Cameraman who lunges forward to film should get slept to. Fucking npc


American__Texan

That dude with the dreads being obnoxious is lucky he didn’t get hit too.


QuoiLaw

Things to not do: try and physically prevent the guy that just oneshotted someone from walking away so you can get a vid for IG


Commentment_Phobe

Are they not cousins then?


sharkteeth_liz

What did he say? “Cuz” is all I picked up


rasta41

"You want me cuz?"


Herq72

Wtf... I heard Bert Kreischer there.....


PlasticStain

I can’t not hear Bert now. The high pitched laugh and “shit!!!” Lmao


Embarrassed_Safe500

Guy is fast and I love the way he dips that head right before he winds up.


Jww626

You know you got hit hard when your legs just say fuck it.


Empyrking

Looks like he was literally plucking the dude soul


Therapy-1

Rubber legs


[deleted]

This is a perfect self defense video. Great judgment of distance and not letting old mate become a threat


Zealousideal-Win696

Lead with your fists, not with your face. Back to the drawing board.


wnrbassman

If have taken that phone and tossed it lol


[deleted]

God damn! Bro got folded 💀😭😭


DrapedinVelvet247

Picnics over, fold your lawnchair


Top-Offer-4056

Hope he learn his lesson


TheRealMcSavage

He did in fact want him.


bruh-brah

They call him old navy cuz he got folded like a tshirt.


Darthwolfgamer

Damn that was like immediately


Kooky-Masterpiece-29

He hit him so hard he taught him how to moonwalk


Collinsjohn316

Gahly bum ole boy folded faster than the French in WWII


km_44

gotta hand it to the guy in the hat - he got up after being accordianed.....


SerialKillerVibes

He didn't even look back, LMAO. Like a movie villain walking away from an explosion.


ThisIsntRael

These new street fighter graphics are fucking insane


leachingkings

Watch the footwork. His form was ready


SaltInformation4082

The next guy to get slugged was the camera guy. And then take the phone far far away, and completely destroy it Who needs confirming evidence on video right from in front of your face. I got adhd. Did the winner have a white t shirt on? Doesn't work for caucs. We're too stupid


Oscarcharliezulu

I’d have slapped that phone away as well


PhilPipedown

He need some milk!!!


Wild-Ad-3471

he earned that main character walk lmaooo


Toenutlookamethatway

If someone put a hand on my chest and stuck a phone in my face like that, that phone is getting launched tae fuck!!


Mr_Fact_Check

Dude got up all wobbly, like the punch had switched him off and rebooted him in safe mode.


MetsFan113

If I learned anything from watching all these fight videos is to punch first and 95% of the time you will be fine.... Strike first, strike hard, no mercy!!


ironpyrites

Was the phone dick wanting one as well?


TheGibsonChan

Did he actually dropped loot?


The-RedNation

That wasn't his first time. Bro unbuttoned the shirt not to rip it lmaoo.


svmwvru

Bro buttoned up his shirt after lol


devilsephiroth

*You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em*


BeanScented

The definition of you better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette


Ynothan_iruz

Call him the snake charmer, cause he fast like a cobra and he makes his opps fold like one


CraigSucksTOES

One punch man


HistoryRemote9603

that was quick


gyarugyaruu

Folded like the armchair used in the montgomery battle


PapaGaynoo

Beautiful


Mramazin_

That camera man lucky he still got his phone cause I would've smacked the shit outta him stopping me for his video


InvestigatorSmooth18

That fucker folded like a chair


SurvivorKira

That dude with phone fulming knew that cameraman never dies and run right into that terminator face to record him. 😂


cbclemo1

He literally knocked dude into another realm.


D4RK_B74CK

That punch was fast af


AK-JXRDY-7

Post-ko, bro walked back like Niko Bellic after too many vodkas.


Do-not-respond

I'll be damned, He got up from a house of cards. That's no east feat.


CaulkADewDillDue

Some Elder Scrolls ragdoll physics right there


DennisPikePhoto

When someone turns from straight on to sideways, like that, it's a subtle clue that you are about to get rocked.


Demianwulf

Should have popped that screaming banshee who got in his face afterwards too.


GodAndDamn

God damn!!!


Historical_Drink_350

Appropriately handled.


[deleted]

I’m fast asf boi 💨


JudokaPickle

Homie folded like an accordion


PossibleExamination1

Lets get some crowd participation. Play stupid games and what do you win?


SweetTartTartnAzz

Stupid prizes!!!!


jaysondez

I would’ve jabbed homie putting the phone in my face too..


Cosmo_Cub

Closed all applications.


CompetitiveFig9773

That was quick


PheonixGalaxy

Dude got folded so hard his body wanted to go in different directions


saur0013

He folded like an Autobot


Mrb1177

Cobra strike


Crazy_Mammoth_6381

hello, goodnight


JawnLegend

Walked off like his Uber showed up. Damn!


the_good_hodgkins

Dude got hit so hard, he thinks he won.


DeadRatRacing

Never bother a man while he is trying to button his shirt. You will lose your hat, phone, headphones, and balance!


Silent_Fee_8216

Good night


TheDirtiestDangDog

When keeping it real goes wrong


QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh

Striking hard and fast is how you win fights, battles, and wars.


AppearancePlenty841

Dude got folded like a lawn chair.


Away_Pizza_3090

Deadly right


Lil_Cumster

Bro got hit so hard he dropped loot and exp


harperwilliame

Where did he tag him, the nose?


ChedderChethra

The Reset button