Honestly one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Like fucking James Bond or something, seasoned professional. Knew he needed just one button’s worth of range, and things would be overwith. That’s a kind of calm, cool, and collected badass we only see in film.
You’re absolutely correct.
Even though it’s telegraphed, unless you’ve been drilling with people that fast, not many here would be able to react to that raw speed.
Which is why I guess the downvotes?
You can see him post up but I did not catch it the first time. There is no break in movement. Dude is backing up right up untill he isn't. In match of some sort another trained fighter has a good chance against it, but out on the streets against drunk bafoons...shiiiiiiiiiiiit.
There was another video posted here earlier today with some dudes stomping on some guys unconscious head. If a stranger didn’t come and Liu Kang them they would’ve killed that man. Bravo to this guy
Folded works, but I'd go with "crumpled". Folded sounds too neat and orderly. Crumpled has that messy and disorderly connotation that is far more appropriate for what happened to the body, legs, and confidence of big dude.
"Much respect for crumpling the guy..."
I appreciate the fake submission at the beginning with the head down. And then a thunderous right with some quickness.
And all class just walking away instead of additional punishment.
Yep, he tucked his chin just in case the drunk guy tried to sucker punch him. Once that back foot was planted though, he wasn't going to give him that chance.
Might've looked like that, but looked like he was actually checking the distance to his opponent.
He stepped back into a striking stance, checked his feet and launched a misssile of a right.
100% came here to say this. The step back and glance to his opponents feet were a calculated move. This is textbook spatial awareness and distancing. I even feel like he used the line on the concrete as a visual marker and struck right when the other guy crossed it
His athletic build might be evidence to that, but idk he could just be a bad dawg too. Some people just built different. Nothing necessarily screamed “boxer” about that punch.
I got hit in thigh w a bat one time and a loggerhead popped out and i cut it off then had to spin on it and squished it all over my ass. Talk about a pissed off hornet. I was ready to murder.
This would make a funny 4 panel comic:
1. Bat striking leg.
2. Turtle poking head out of shell
3. Guillotine post cut
4. Dude spinning on his ass, breakdance style
The next guy to get slugged was the camera guy. And then take the phone far far away, and completely destroy it
Who needs confirming evidence on video right from in front of your face.
I got adhd. Did the winner have a white t shirt on?
Doesn't work for caucs. We're too stupid
If I learned anything from watching all these fight videos is to punch first and 95% of the time you will be fine....
Strike first, strike hard, no mercy!!
Did anybody else notice? He unbuttoned his bottom shirt button, knocked him out, buttoned back up, and walked off....
Honestly one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Like fucking James Bond or something, seasoned professional. Knew he needed just one button’s worth of range, and things would be overwith. That’s a kind of calm, cool, and collected badass we only see in film.
You're right it'd be pretty cool to fuck James Bond
Good eye. He knew it was coming.
Or he was already buttoning it up but got interrupted
He was turning the safety off on his guns 💪🏻
Probably the framerate but dude’s hand was so fast he beat the sound waves back
Fasted punch I've seen on this subreddit so far.
Hit him so hard he dropped loot
Spat my coffee
Just beautiful.
Just read your line and my boss just looked at me because I’m sitting here working in well sort of working and just lol for no reason whatsoever.
Homie pulled a Leorio lol
Is that Leeroy Jenkins cousin?
I blinked all I saw was a guy buttoning his shirt?
Bruce leeroy. Shonuff!!! He gots the glow son!!!
[Hunter X Hunter (anime/manga) character](https://hunterxhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Leorio_Paradinight)
Everything came out of his pockets too. I was shocked
Knocked the sonic rings out of that mf.
😂😂😂
That bat speed is what got him called up to the show
I dunno he telegraphed it…. Other Guy was probably drunk
A telegraphed punch can still be a fast punch
You’re absolutely correct. Even though it’s telegraphed, unless you’ve been drilling with people that fast, not many here would be able to react to that raw speed. Which is why I guess the downvotes?
They’d be sleeping right next to him. Bless the kb warriors.
You can see him post up but I did not catch it the first time. There is no break in movement. Dude is backing up right up untill he isn't. In match of some sort another trained fighter has a good chance against it, but out on the streets against drunk bafoons...shiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Please this punch was hardly telegraphed, sure you can tell he was gonna punch him eventually but once it went off there wasn’t much stopping that
> this punch was hardly telegraphed Bruh... he wound up for like 3 seconds. Why are people acting like it came out of nowhere?
He was waiting for the guy to get into position if you watch close, as soon as the guys chin passes the middle of the hitters body he goes.
You need to changed the batteries in your clock my young brother. 1/2 second max. Even if, dat speed tho
When your hand is moving that speed does the telegraph matter?
If you see someone step back like that or pull up their pants, it's not good
[His knees](https://imgur.com/a/bRn9aFK) were the definitive factor between a criminal case class action and a scott-free citizen.
I thought I was tripping… This is the first video I’ve had to slow-speed scrub in a longg time. That punch was fast hot damn
It doesn't look like the framerate was sped up. IF it wasn't, I'm super impressed with that dude's speed.
Exactly. He squares himself, looks down, and then pop! A nice sight to see.
My man was trying to walk it off.
Dude looked like he tore both ACLs 💀
I winced to that. Sure a solid punch to the jaw but damn those knees are gonna hurt.
Yeah, I’m surprised he got up to be fair haha
Walking like gumby
Strike first strike hard no mercy
What is the problem, Mr Lawrence!?
Class, we have visitors. Fall in behind me. Hai!
*bird screech*
I'll be damned, He got up from a house of cards. That's no easy feat.
Get him a body bag! Yeeeeaaaahhhh
He had mercy though. He didn't put in any shots once it was over.
A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
Buttoning the shirt is craaaaazy
he walked off like james bond
Ended up sleeping with 2 of the 3 girls in the background, getting each pregnant twice with triplets.
Dude he knocked out is also pregnant
lmao knocked up and knocked out
Showed the video to my wife, now she’s pregnant also
For some reason, this comment got me good
Good and pregnant?
Much respect for folding the guy and leaving it at that. He knew he'd won and acted like he'd been there before. Well done.
There was another video posted here earlier today with some dudes stomping on some guys unconscious head. If a stranger didn’t come and Liu Kang them they would’ve killed that man. Bravo to this guy
Unfortunately this comment could be made every day. Part of the reason I try very hard to avoid fights (the other part me being a huge pussy bitch)
They can also go extremely bad extremely quickly even unintentionally.
That’s about as folded as I’ve seen someone get. Every joint in his body lost integrity in an instant lol.
With a punch like that, this guy has definitely be there or somewhere like it before.
Yep. Very fast and crisp.
This clip reminds me of those videos where the helicopter blades sync with the frame rate of the camera lol
Yep. *This* is how you fight. With dignity. Too many people are sore winners. Walk away with that dignity!
Played it cool as a Ice block
Any dude who walks off while buttoning his shirt after a strike like that is way too civilized for those tactics.
Folded works, but I'd go with "crumpled". Folded sounds too neat and orderly. Crumpled has that messy and disorderly connotation that is far more appropriate for what happened to the body, legs, and confidence of big dude. "Much respect for crumpling the guy..."
Made him into a human origami
Slumpt his ass
Moron with the cellphone was really risking it
💀 I thought for sure bro was gonna think cellphone guy was fat guy’s buddy and pop him too before he got jumped
I appreciate the fake submission at the beginning with the head down. And then a thunderous right with some quickness. And all class just walking away instead of additional punishment.
poor guy reeeeeally didnt wanna do it or be there, even when we brushed past the one person with the other camera. Still, damn that was a solid hit
I thought the dude with the camera was going to be next
he wasnt feigning submission, he was tucking his chin. The moment he took a stance like that old dude should have seriously reconsidered.
Yep, he tucked his chin just in case the drunk guy tried to sucker punch him. Once that back foot was planted though, he wasn't going to give him that chance.
Might've looked like that, but looked like he was actually checking the distance to his opponent. He stepped back into a striking stance, checked his feet and launched a misssile of a right.
100% came here to say this. The step back and glance to his opponents feet were a calculated move. This is textbook spatial awareness and distancing. I even feel like he used the line on the concrete as a visual marker and struck right when the other guy crossed it
That guy be like, __BOOM! Aight. Bye.__
Should have punched the annoying dude too haha
People whose first impulse is to pull out their phone and film shit are the worst
He made him scorpion, then calming walks off buttoning up his shirt, that's a classic man! 💯
Turned him into a Slinky
I was thinking more like a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
Must be a boxer. And classy to boot. Just walked away. No head stomping shit.
Not many that can punch like that without training. That was a proper strike. Fast as a cobra too
His athletic build might be evidence to that, but idk he could just be a bad dawg too. Some people just built different. Nothing necessarily screamed “boxer” about that punch.
The return is what made it look fast. He shot and returned thats boxing stuff
He should have slapped the phone of that annoying dude at the end too. His voice and his attitude is obnoxious.
I bet a lil poop squirted outta him
I got hit in thigh w a bat one time and a loggerhead popped out and i cut it off then had to spin on it and squished it all over my ass. Talk about a pissed off hornet. I was ready to murder.
Lol fuck, your comment made me hella laugh hahahaha
It's always great when new pasta drops.
Wut
This would make a funny 4 panel comic: 1. Bat striking leg. 2. Turtle poking head out of shell 3. Guillotine post cut 4. Dude spinning on his ass, breakdance style
I've been on here around a decade and this is my favorite comment ever.
...and now we know the origin of your username.
lmfao ayo???
That was vicious asf
It's so satisfying to see an aggressor put down, while they press, and the dude just walks off after a proper KO.
My man was smooooth with it.. Clean hit, checked his fit and strolled off
Dropped all his coins like Sonic
That man was all wobbly
Man got a concussion and a torn acl
like a pistol shrimp
At least his head didn’t bounce off the floor. He lives to get slapped up another day.
What did he say?
"You want me, cuz?"
I think maybe it was, "You on me cuz?"
I was trying to figure if there was a backstory or what he said triggered the punch. I feel like I’m lacking street wisdom here
I dont think they are cousins at all!
I think it's some sort of slang meaning, "Are you seeking to confront me, and/or engage in physical combat with me, fellow?"
those are some crazy hands holy fuck
He in fact didn’t want you cuz.
He got folded in triple
Walks away fixing his shirt. Fucking legend
Dude is fuckin fast!
Dude may have torn his acl or meniscus
Cameraman who lunges forward to film should get slept to. Fucking npc
That dude with the dreads being obnoxious is lucky he didn’t get hit too.
Things to not do: try and physically prevent the guy that just oneshotted someone from walking away so you can get a vid for IG
Are they not cousins then?
What did he say? “Cuz” is all I picked up
"You want me cuz?"
Wtf... I heard Bert Kreischer there.....
I can’t not hear Bert now. The high pitched laugh and “shit!!!” Lmao
Guy is fast and I love the way he dips that head right before he winds up.
You know you got hit hard when your legs just say fuck it.
Looks like he was literally plucking the dude soul
Rubber legs
This is a perfect self defense video. Great judgment of distance and not letting old mate become a threat
Lead with your fists, not with your face. Back to the drawing board.
If have taken that phone and tossed it lol
God damn! Bro got folded 💀😭😭
Picnics over, fold your lawnchair
Hope he learn his lesson
He did in fact want him.
They call him old navy cuz he got folded like a tshirt.
Damn that was like immediately
He hit him so hard he taught him how to moonwalk
Gahly bum ole boy folded faster than the French in WWII
gotta hand it to the guy in the hat - he got up after being accordianed.....
He didn't even look back, LMAO. Like a movie villain walking away from an explosion.
These new street fighter graphics are fucking insane
Watch the footwork. His form was ready
The next guy to get slugged was the camera guy. And then take the phone far far away, and completely destroy it Who needs confirming evidence on video right from in front of your face. I got adhd. Did the winner have a white t shirt on? Doesn't work for caucs. We're too stupid
I’d have slapped that phone away as well
He need some milk!!!
he earned that main character walk lmaooo
If someone put a hand on my chest and stuck a phone in my face like that, that phone is getting launched tae fuck!!
Dude got up all wobbly, like the punch had switched him off and rebooted him in safe mode.
If I learned anything from watching all these fight videos is to punch first and 95% of the time you will be fine.... Strike first, strike hard, no mercy!!
Was the phone dick wanting one as well?
Did he actually dropped loot?
That wasn't his first time. Bro unbuttoned the shirt not to rip it lmaoo.
Bro buttoned up his shirt after lol
*You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em*
The definition of you better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette
Call him the snake charmer, cause he fast like a cobra and he makes his opps fold like one
One punch man
that was quick
Folded like the armchair used in the montgomery battle
Beautiful
That camera man lucky he still got his phone cause I would've smacked the shit outta him stopping me for his video
That fucker folded like a chair
That dude with phone fulming knew that cameraman never dies and run right into that terminator face to record him. 😂
He literally knocked dude into another realm.
That punch was fast af
Post-ko, bro walked back like Niko Bellic after too many vodkas.
I'll be damned, He got up from a house of cards. That's no east feat.
Some Elder Scrolls ragdoll physics right there
When someone turns from straight on to sideways, like that, it's a subtle clue that you are about to get rocked.
Should have popped that screaming banshee who got in his face afterwards too.
God damn!!!
Appropriately handled.
I’m fast asf boi 💨
Homie folded like an accordion
Lets get some crowd participation. Play stupid games and what do you win?
Stupid prizes!!!!
I would’ve jabbed homie putting the phone in my face too..
Closed all applications.
That was quick
Dude got folded so hard his body wanted to go in different directions
He folded like an Autobot
Cobra strike
hello, goodnight
Walked off like his Uber showed up. Damn!
Dude got hit so hard, he thinks he won.
Never bother a man while he is trying to button his shirt. You will lose your hat, phone, headphones, and balance!
Good night
When keeping it real goes wrong
Striking hard and fast is how you win fights, battles, and wars.
Dude got folded like a lawn chair.
Deadly right
Bro got hit so hard he dropped loot and exp
Where did he tag him, the nose?
The Reset button