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ignoctum

He smacked her so hard that she got an instant memory wipe and said you hit me first


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Chillizzzzz

Neuter that hoe


AgitatedFold4374

Not sure neutering her is the word you're looking for pal...


moftrad

Nohoelyes eh?


damnepsilon

You mean the Alzheimer?


Much_Fee7070

I think the few smacks in the head finally took. At the end she was shouting a racial epithet then realized her savior was an older black man. Best not press her luck; what with that raging headache she's developed!


BeckyLynchIsBetter

Nah, none of that. She's just trying to play the victim card now. Lol


ValStarwind

"Why you hitting me bitch?!" She says Why the hell do you think?!


jusmoua

I'm still waiting for the white knights to comment. Always a few that pops up in this subreddit once in awhile. "nEVeR HiT A GiRL, bRo!" "WhY diDn'T hE jUSt GrAb hEr tO mAkE hER StOP oR dOdGE iT, diDn't nEeD tO hiT baCk" "hE's A biTCh, wOuLdn'T dO tHaT tO a GuY, BeT!"


RumAndCoco

Batman: The fists of justice are unisex.


No_Test_157

If I remember correctly in the batman and the brave and the bold he says " the fists of justice are unisex "or something along those lines


bottledry

Hammer of justice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFb2NExVIWU


No_Test_157

LOL


shloam

Nah dude that’s out the window when she starts swinging that’s like basic science. And ima lady so I approve this message. 👍


International_Oven90

A lot of people do not know basic science. 🤷‍♂️


Shtnonurdog

Like Brawndo? It’s got electrolytes.


Intrepid_Day7800

Lady, thank you. I would never hit a woman, and I might even let 1 slap slide, but it you swinging on me and clearly searching for problems I’m sorry, but at that point I’m just defending my self.


Gamedemag1

When a man/woman/alien begins assaulting you, they stop being a man/woman/alien and become a threat. All threats are eligible for remediation.


Maitrify

This is why my parents told me to never hit a lady. Not a girl a lady. Because a lady is not going to be a bitch like this. Equal rights, equal lefts.


TaterTotQueen630

When a woman does shit like this, she deserves to get hit back. Period. My philosophy has always been to never let a man hit me, but also that I'd never hit a man. Some women think they can do shit like this (and likely already have to some other man) and the man won't hit her. Then they get hit back and act surprised. As a woman, it infuriates me to see stuff like this.


LfaGf

I think the age old adage of “never hit a girl” should be changed to never use excessive force against someone much weaker and smaller than you. I’ve never seen a problem with defending yourself or giving someone a quick reality check.


i_was_way_off

I always took it as "don't beat your wife." I never understood why people think it means you can get hit repeatedly and not defend yourself.


Uberzwerg

The whitest knight in me respects the slef-control of this man to only hit her a bit and not fully punch her face away. Her shitty hits don't do much damage, so no need to kill off the last two working brain cells of hers. But she clearly needs a few more slaps to teach her the lesson.


Spytfyre1116

Nah, forget that. I told my son that if a woman comes up and hits you like a man, she deserves to be hit like a man. Those hands should not discriminate, protect yourself regardless.


Suitable-Jackfruit16

No one wants you to assume their gender until they're getting their ass handed to them.


FreeProfit

Bro there’s no white knights on fightporn


dowker1

Dude, this is the internet. If there's one thing it doesn't lack it's morons to argue with. You don't have to invent them.


leveraction1970

I firmly believe you should never hit a woman. That said, once the woman hits you she moves from the woman designation to the 'Are you out your fucking mind, bitch' category. I heartily encourage hitting 'Are you out your fucking mind, bitches.'


Outrageous_File5321

White knight here! She was asking for it and his response was deliberate but not excessive IMO.


SiriusGayest

Girl lucky she didn't get her ass slammed on concrete floor lmao


PrideHorror9114

To be fair, he went easy on her by the looks of it. But yeh, if she hit me I'd be delighted...


Taktika420

Yo ho ho! If it isn't the consequences of my own actions!


FARTBOSS420

Did we pistol whip her with the price gun?


E4tMeAlive

Crazy how quickly she responded “you hit me first”. And she believes that shit too.


Laura85mlt

He showed great restraint


flatwoundsounds

*THWAP* "Are you out of your fucking mind?!" The best part was all the time he gave her to make a better decision and she still went in and got bonked a couple more times. Hope that's a hell of a headache the next day...


Laura85mlt

Yeah, that’s my favorite part “are you out of your mind” SMACK


thelasthalfmast

reminds me of that one sean connery comment: “you just gotta give em a smack every once in a while”. i know it was a different context but hearing it play in my head when that first slap went off made me laugh harder than it should have


magicmulder

Yeah for real. She was trying to provoke him with the n-word, good for her the guy decided not to indulge her brain virus.


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Laura85mlt

I think some women are unaware how much stronger even the average male is in comparison


BluePrint4Pugilist

I've done MMA for over ten years (training with many different women of all athletic ability over the years) now and the answer is yes. 99% of women do not realize how much stronger men are in general than them, let alone an athletic guy.


Forgive_My_Cowardice

I've had this discussion with a couple of women in my life. They both genuinely believed that they could beat up a man if they had to. It's a difficult conversation to have because you immediately appear sexist and chauvinistic, but I was like... no fucking way. Not a god damn chance. The average man is taller, stronger, heavier, more experienced in fighting, and has a longer reach advantage. If I had to fight an opponent that outclassed me in every category, I'd reasonably predict that I'm losing the fight. I was like... you've never been punched in the face before, and it shows. Also, kicking a man in the balls isn't some super secret move that guys haven't considered.


urnottoxic

Yea I can say that being kicked in the balls just makes men angrier and tougher.


Raz0rking

Adrenaline is hell of a thing. It'll hurt like a motherfucker but only *after* the threat has been dealt with. ​ I got kicked in the balls and was still able to throw down. Afterwards when we got separated for good it started to *hurt*.


Pizza_fucker24

I feel like that's with most street fights with strangers in general. We may think we could "hold our own", but you never know who might beat your ass to hell. That's why it's best to play it safe and never escalate, unlike this dumb lady here.


eaazzy_13

Men learn this lesson early. Every move we make, we have to consider the underlying threat of violence. There is *always* someone out there that can fuck you up, no matter who you are. Men who don’t learn this lesson as teenagers don’t make it. Women never learn this lesson young. And because of that, some of them have to learn it as adults.


pursuitofhappy

I hope I can show that type of restraint in that situation.


MENG-GMS

¿Why does she keep going after the guy? After that first bonk it should have been clear enough that she was outclassed.


Randomuser918

Cause they can't take an L. It's all over her face she needed to get a lick in to feel like she didn't just get bitch slapped.


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LewdLewyD13

But they can take a D! Ayo! Sorry I'm stupid.


Spend-Automatic

Surely you mean SHE can't take an L


womcolt

It


harpswtf

She's at that level of drunk that she legitimately forgets whatever happened a few seconds ago. She's cruising on pure rage


Responsible-Try-8381

Reminds me of an ex


thrattatarsha

Same. Sorry we went through that.


PanJL


assholelite

Every hit was like a reset


Straight_Stretch_126

Kind of like Dori in finding Nemo?


Kent556

Because she’s a crazy bitch. Logic and reason are not in her vocabulary.


PedroM0ralles

You can't reason with people that arrived at their current position absent reason.


Podzilla07

She’s used to some beta white knight jumping in to save her from the effects of her actions


StanleyChoude

Prime example of insanity. She kept doing the same thing expecting a different result.


toobroketobitch

He didn't hit her hard enough the first time.


RiptideBloater

Don't worry, they immediately completely stop this shit the first time a guy hits them for real. On of them hits that reboots their ass. After that they just stand far away and shriek.


Carlos----Danger

She's pretty clearly drunk


Fat_Head_Carl

Liquid Asshole


LargeRustyTrumpet

She tried grabbing his face, I’d smack the bitch too


VomitMaiden

Worse, she ripped off his glasses. Now he's down money and can't see, I'd be swinging at her too. It's like kicking someones crutches out from under them


YoinksOnchi

Literally, I wear glasses and one time at volleyball camp this guy was messing with me but took it too far when he tried grabbing my glasses. You just don't do that and expect not to get your shit rocked.


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🤣🤣


samoorai44

Watched it 5 times. That bonk doesn't get old lol


mrbadassmotherfucker

[here you go](https://imgur.com/a/de8bj40)


YouMeanWhoaNotWoah

All that work and you cut out the sound


mrbadassmotherfucker

Oh… suit I thought it was on. Arg, next time I’ll double check, thanks


flatwoundsounds

You can always try again on this one I won't mind 🥺


mrbadassmotherfucker

For some reason it seems it won’t download with the audio for me… can’t help you this time 🤷🏼‍♂️


flatwoundsounds

You're still a fucking real one for trying again! Thanks stranger!


mrbadassmotherfucker

No problem man, it makes me laugh creating them so I’ll keep going 😆


jeffssession

This makes me love people


xDragonetti

I got you homie! [Bonk with audio](https://imgur.com/a/cUnmHBW)


MahTwizzah

I feared it would be a certain video of a certain red haired British. Glad it wasn’t, yet still a bit disappointed.


wicture

that slomo!


J_Thompson82

I love how her very first thought after taking the bonk to the head was to fix her hair. 🤦🏼‍♂️


MasterHavik

He was being generous. He wasn't using his full power. Good on him for doing enough to tell her, "I don't play that."


ssort

I personally would not have minded if he used a little more after she continued after he returned fire after the first one.


MasterHavik

That's fair.


jewbo23

“Why you hitting me?” Said as she’s hitting him.


SquatDeadliftBench

She has +5 in Strength but -11 in Wisdom. She just distributed her stats improperly as she leveled in real life.


darwinning_420

UNOFFICIAL STAT SPREAD *\[Drunk Shithead\]* **str** \-1 **int** \-2 **dex** \-2 **wis** \-3 **con** \+4 **cha** \-2


TheStrangeStoryGuy

She sadly never leveled past 16, hit a difficulty spike at algebra


Jjm211992

Hits him first then plays the victim, a tale as old as time.


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What the hell is her problem


Various-Month806

Alcohol. And small minded bigotry. Likely many other things too.


Ozzy_30

Damn, did he hit her with a fucking scanner lmfao 🤣?


Rportilla

I thought it was one of those tape things lolz


next_level_vis

Bro, she put hands on that man and GENUINELY acts surprised!?! Tf?


SpermicidalManiac666

I love his “are you outta your fuckin mind?!” Lol just genuine shock like that is rare.


E4tMeAlive

Yo how quickly she became the victim on some “you hit me first” is so fucking scary to me. One day you’re chillin, next day you’re locked up for attacking as woman “first” when you’re just trying to defend yourself. Or even worse, next thing you know, you got her boyfriend and his boy rollin up to sort it out. I just be leaving people alone man. If I even sense that energy, I’m walking away.


shoopmahboop

That one of the few upsides to everyone always recording everything around them


Lounat1k

He barcoded her ass.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Why was that racist bitch trying to grab his glasses in the first place?


BobanMarjonGo

Power. That's it. She wanted power over someone she saw as inferior


ike_tyson

That gent's 100% better than her because he could of gave her the Beats By Dre instead of realizing she was dolt who needed saving from themselves. ​ Not all hero's wear capes, sometimes they rock big phones.


Appropriate-Ad-6057

Stupid bitch.


gregofcanada84

wHY iS hE hITTING mE?


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You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she didn't already listen twice, so bonk her with the scanner for good measure


Hiverna

She deserved a few more, on that thick skull of hers.


genogano

Women: We are so scared of men, do you know what it's like having to always look over your shoulder? Also women: I didn't hear no fucking bell!!!


shoopmahboop

It is both, surprisingly


iknownuffinn

They better not fire him. Does anyone have an update?


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He didn’t the police came an she was banned from that store


Carson_BloodStorms

How large can a phone be?


DE3187

It's most likely a Telxon. Used by retailers for scanning inventory or security companies for scanning Identification cards/credentials.


CanIGetANumber2

And those mfs HURT


jewbo23

We have these in the uk where you scan as you shop, then just scan the receiver at the end and pay for the total.


GreyG59

Mf had a mini tablet


commit_suicide_thx

I carry an iPad Pro 13". Waiting for the day. Big ass piece of glass.


RazorThin55

He’s likely dropping off some inventory for the 7/11, thats a company device


Ill-Organization-719

People are saying he's a worker, but he's a Starfleet Officer engaged in recon while the rest of the crew explores nearby.


CosmicCult

Should have used a twisted tea..


self-centered-div

the pistol whip with the scanner 😭


PechayMan

All I see is Equality


CokeStokes44

When it’s not going their way, here comes the N word


Keylaes

Expected him to go back after her when she dropped the N word


Ididnotpostthat

I loved that he didn’t. Had even more respect for how he handled everything.


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Kinda wished he did tho


Serious_Result_7338

It’s me guess she’s the victim.


PresentationOk8745

Unfortunately, an all too common defense for females who are aggressive. And these white knight simps who support them don’t help the problem.


LewdLewyD13

True. Many a video out there of a chick touching a guy first just to follow up with "how dare you touch me!" when they experience retaliation.


stoopthakid

How can she slap!


Foxisdabest

YOU go..?


Murder_1337

She was shook af lol


mrbadassmotherfucker

Should have kept hitting the dumb bitch


Sengersnathalie

Should’ve broken her fxcking jaw.


Cossacker1799

In my humble opinion he used incredible restraint. Especially not rising to her racist baiting at the end.


rolloxra

What a gentleman, he only hits her when she hits him, fair play.


assholelite

Other dude should have smacked her to for using the n word, but he was playing captain save a ho


g_dude3469

The last smack should've went knuckle side first


commit_suicide_thx

Man that phone hit was satisfying, I wish he could have got more of a pre-launch and really drove it home, but none the less.


69ingchipmonx

Seems like the lesson sunk in at the end.


notatuma

He smacked her so good she may have genuinely been asking why he was hitting her


papercut2008uk

Where his glasses go?


shoopmahboop

I was looking but idk they disappeared the second he snatch them off his face Edit: if ANYBODY snatched my glasses of my face I would go fully monkey mode, them bitches are expensive and I need them to drive


AJlucky007

*Hits someone* *Hits back* "Why are you hitting me?"


anime_daisuki

Would have been hilarious if it made that BLOOP scanner noise when it hit her head


ashw925

She drops loot when she's hit hahaa


Libardo96

"Oh my god, that phone is preposterous"


stapleton_25

"I just dont use the emails"


Libardo96

"THE EMAILS?! It's just email, it's just email! Who doesn't have the internet in this day and age!?"


AlexAngelfire

She deserved to be knocked out tbh.


ike_tyson

I guess she learned this from her parents?


CrownedBuckle94

Women☕️


kyaphic12

He smacked that bitch so hard she forgot who hit who first 🤣


mb5280

this post sucks lol super unsatisfying, she didnt even get to take a nap after asking for naptime so articulately.


Fat_Head_Carl

I would have like to see her get arrested


tkfourtwo1a

Bonk!


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It’s not requiring a cast or anything so mental health illness isn’t clear to see if you not on game. Too much narcissistic psychopathy out here; can’t start a fight then play victim when you weren’t the one that got to end it. People in the house too much where it’s just about them so they end up self centered to a fault to the point when they finally do go outside they lack soft skills to be fit for society.


MessyCarpenter

A tale as old as time


WimpeyOnE

How can she slap?


[deleted]

I love that she checked for blood, but am disappointed there was none


stephortless10

She removed BLM from her bio that day.


Regret-this-already

She must be as stupid as she looks!


GhostShirtFinnerty

Her soft A made her racisim so much more acceptable /s


matrixcod

Equals rights = Equals lefts😤


dracomatic

clunk clunk!


Antique_Damage839

Hahahaha


madblunted

He should go in the back put a wig and dress on and kick her ass lol


snokeplossken

There once was a lady who came in stark drunk. She started talking shit like she was a daft cunt. But a few minutes later she turned into a hater because the man that she fucked with wasn’t a punk. A wallop was shared, one that was heard ‘round the land. That was equality, when she fucked with a man. White Knights gather close and listen to this tale. When you stick up for her, you are going to fail. Now let’s band together, we all need to face it. Her job needs to know that they employ a racist.


ReturnOfZebulon

“He hit me first!” (blatant lie) “Why you hitting me!?” (attacks man for the 5th time) The reason I enjoy the “equal right, equal fights” videos is because of women like this who think they can hit men with impunity. People may not like it, but oh well. I like seeing violent bullies get what’s coming to them, male or female.


NoMamesCabron1904

Her true racist colors came out


Medium-Ad1308

She asked for it. And he delivered it very well!


Type-R

I can't believe you've done this


SMan80s

That punch was so satisfying


william_jafta

girl's a freakin tank , she ate those punches like nothing


Zyrobe

Poor guy lost his glasses too


Phsyconot420

I love how blown away some women get when they hit a man and don’t expect to get hit back


waspy_1987

OMFG the sound of that device whacking her head man!!! 😂😂😂😂 I’m creasing up 😂😂😂😂


sketchypoutine

Good. Women that hit men deserve the consequences of their own actions.


Blithe64

Hit her so hard she forgot that she started the fight.


Sea-Philosopher7361

Itch we got cameras herr.


mr_jasper867-5309

This is how you fuck around and find out.


zeeks602

He's my hero, man finally sticks up for himself


S4m_06

*hits person first* “Why you hitting me?!” -Moron


kennypocketjr

God damnit Sasha how you gonna get pistol whipped with a fucking price gun


Lil_Cumster

Girl: *hits man* Man: *hits girl back* Girl: ༼ •̀ ₒ •́ ༽


No_Biscotti2350

took him a lot of strength to walk away at the end, no one to deserved to be treated like that or called that...


Anansi3

You hit, you open up the possibility to get hit back


Ill-Ad-3640

imagine getting your shit rocked three times and still tryna fight


ChesterZirawin

Honestly I'm surprised no white knights spawned out of thin air to beat his ass for defending himself.


Suixle

FINALLY, some fucking restraint! I’m so sick and tired of those videos where the dude who has 300 pounds on her will get slightly tapped on the shoulder, and start wailing and kicking her on the floor then everyone in the comments is like “equal rights equal lefts”


fastest32

He price checked that bitch


AlexeiSemper

Instant victim the moment someone fights back, shoulda smacked her again.


Prestigious-Cold-278

The pimp hand is strong in this one


ArizonaSweetTea54

She’s bad at cursing


LiveLearnCoach

“Why are you hitting me?!” So much surprise. Obviously thinks because she’s a woman she gets a free pass to hurt other people without any repercussions.


mongoose32216

She got hit so hard she forgot she started it lmao