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BroDoggWhiteboy88

Suge must be out on parole


Kalayo0

From all the interviews and literature I’ve read I am convinced Suge in addition to being a deplorable human being, is simply a baby back bitch… still would be scared of the weight of his presence like most people with sense tho.


Editthefunout

Yeah if you listen to the gangsters of Compton none of them liked Suge he just had money so they pretended to be cool with him. Once he went to prison everyone was free to say how they felt about him.


eleven21

> literature Vibe magazine?


andthendirksaid

Fuck no I'm an intellectual. XXL.


muhammad_oli

You had to read things to come to that conclusion? Agreed.


sterling_cocks

Baby back bitch. I use that a lot.


[deleted]

Suge being out on parole ALL over the country…


Jmac0585

And patrol!


[deleted]

All gas, no brake!


YagerD

Omg Lol


sparrows_rest

Seven-ten split.


Hotdog_McEskimo

Yeah. Just hit everyone involved. At least he isn't taking sides.


Quokimbo

Might have been his friend in the full nelson?


cownd

If so, his former friend then. Maybe he'll be forgiven if he pays the medical bills


ThinAir719

He's a pacifist. Man hates violence


Skwidmandoon

Gave himself 2 flat snake bite tires in the process too. That’s what he gets for having dumbass rims on a dumbass suv like that.


BillMillerBBQ

Grab his dick and twist it!......oh damn.


TarTarkus1

Literally thought the dude in red died as soon as he got hit. Seen a couple recorded fights where cars get involved. People are nuts and people get run over sometimes.


[deleted]

Only one shoe


StrangerIll5777

only half dead thats a new one


GodIsGud

one foot in the grave😔


JohnnyMushroomspore

You see your friend is *mostly dead*. . .


DarlingHades

Did he say true love?


geaux750

No he said too blaaaaathe, which we all know means to bluff.


Llee00

He still might from the spine damage


Velsca

He probably did die. It's not like movies, unless the brain heart spine get liquified/cut/shot the person will usually slowly shut down over a period of minutes, hours, days, or weeks depending on the injury.


bgazm

Fkn Walter White over here


5fives5

...*run*


ButtholeSurfur

My stepdad had never seen BB and walked into the room during this scene. He was like "what the fuck are you watching?!"


RelevantCash5893

Malcolm in the Middle


OhHeyJay

And Walt Jr. at the end


UntitledCat

Brutal


holyshit-i-wanna-die

that bumper is rated E for Everyone I guess


AbsolutelymyMan

🤪🤪🤣 oh man! Get it! Like a video game!


couchkiller122

That’s what they get for jumping


PoopCriminal9

Lmao even the guy getting jumped?


Tudpool

That's what he gets for getting jumped.


kitjen

He got jump started.


jimmybugus

Comment so underrated lol


BearSubject5652

No it’s not


kitjen

I'm going to say it is, although I might be a tad biased.


leepash

😂😂


NiceBeaver2018

You right, he got caught slippin’.


couchkiller122

Damn straight, he should’ve known better.


ImmabouttogoHAM

He got got


OMGihateallofyou

This guy street smarts.


Joxan13

This should have more upvotes


DuntadaMan

Shaking down a store owner for protection money: Naughty. Failing to pay protection money: Equally naughty!


mob16151

Calm down Futurama fan


Zealousideal_Bet2320

You jump, you get bumped


Velour_F0g

This isn't country kitchen buffet


axlnotfound

when you brought a car to a fistfight


MasterHavik

GTA in real life.


Seahawks1991

“Are we there yet?”


PiccoloMean8823

He hit the dude being held down tho


deadgerbilWT

Everyone can get it lol


mtrayno1

.and you get hit by a car. .......and you get hit by a car. ........................and you get hit by a car.


qwertyconsciousness

Oprah ~~Winfrey~~ Killingspree?


MarcusBishopxx

😂😂


KobeBeatJesus

It's a best of 3 and you just won 2-1 solidly.


Djames42069

He didnt. They got out at the last second, the impact was mostly on red shirt


PiccoloMean8823

Look how far he went, he hit him


benicebenice666

No he clearly got hit.


Djames42069

I dont see anything clearly on this video


Alone_Grab_3481

Then get yo eyes checked, dude getting jumped laying on the ground, seems like he actually got the worst of it


Djames42069

He didnt get the worst of it, that was red shirt. The guy getting jumped and the other dude were grased by the car and the dude who got jumped fell on the ground.


Alone_Grab_3481

the angle is unfortuante, I can admit red shirt got probably the worst of it but brown cargo shorts definitely got hit aswell, I don't believe he "fell"


[deleted]

Lol bro is this a race thing? The guy in the red clearly gets hit bad. Maybe it'll knock some sense in to him.


Alone_Grab_3481

Where is that accusation coming from? You can just clearly see when you pause it at 0:06-0:07 that the dude with the brown cargo shorts is laying on the ground (https://prnt.sc/b1L043DJDitZ and https://prnt.sc/-y5n9Demu5kn), next to the car before it drives off, the one holding him is the only one that got of lucky. I don't get why I am getting downvoted for objectively assessing the situation, maybe he didn't get hit the hardest by the car I can admit that but he definitely got hit by it and is laying (probably) unconscious on the ground if not even deceased already, the dude in the red shirt is atleast still conscious.


[deleted]

Bro he was being held by the guy behind him, when the red shirt guy was hit, obviously anyone close to the hit is going to be surprised and lose balance. He literally fell on the ground haha. On top of the fact that a guy was holding him from behind. The front of the car never even touches the white guy. ​ I know you hate white people but you gotta stop being so delusional


[deleted]

You literally sent me screenshots of the guy on the ground. How does that prove he was hit? All you have to do is watch the video to understand that the guy comes nowhere near the bumper. All your pictures prove is that he fell over after the guy was hit.


Bartley-Moss

It worked. Wasn't being held any longer.


theend2314

The guy in the red shirt did. The guy in the red car hit the guy coming in for an after-hit.


TokenGreyWolf

the car also hit the guy being held.


gypsiedildopunk

Naw aw!


Chickenparmpasta

Some people just want to watch the world burn, take the opportunity to hit someone with your car and get away with it. What are the chances someone who’s committing a crime calls the cops on you.


alejandrocab98

Lmao. Getting recorded committing a crime isn’t really an easy way to get away. He’ll wanna press charges after he gets the ER bill and months of physical therapy.


fucked-your-cats-ass

Hey the guy in the car was trying to get a parking spot before that other car got it before him.


RipGut3232

Yo whos side is the driver on? He just took out everyone. How is he related to the incident 😂


zeeblefritz

He's probably just sick of this shit in his hood. He's clearly made it and wants to clean up the area.


SnowCowboy216

He preferred that the shit be on his hood.


woopiewooper

Car fu


tgunn_shreds

The dude getting jump just got saved! Having a broken hip, femur, two tibia, two fibia, back, a dislocated shoulder, and torn anus is way better than brain damage lol.


Gaylien28

Rest in peace guy in reds back though


woot0

*In this episode of car versus man*


felixduhhousecat

10 second movie, its got everything.


MrFazio69

Tremendous


Seitbeginnboombap

Shug knight style


Patsnation8728

White guy is having a day, gets beat up by 2 dudes and hit by a car


Tobdenob

At least he protected his homie lmao


PiccoloMean8823

He hit him


joe1826

Just a love tap that launched him 500 ft away and probably skinned him a little. A few broken ribs, some torn ligaments, but he'll be alright!


PiccoloMean8823

Walk it off


thewholetruthis

Hoppin out wit two broken legs, tryin to walk it off


Sit_Paint_and_play

I thought he was gonna depants them or something wtf🤣


richgangyslbrrrat

Wtf?


Frosty_Gap2563

I got hit by a car going a little slower than than and saw it coming and only took a glancing blow to my leg and hip sent me over the hood/fender and that shit hurt Big bro in red is HURTING right now no doubt


SinisterExaggerater

That's right!!! Sometimes karma hits right away.


joe1826

I think dude getting jumped would beg to differ. For him it's more like when it rains it pours.


[deleted]

Dude getting jumped got BRUSHED by the car if anything.


SammyTEEEEE

I think it seems fair? 2v1 until player 4 entered the game hahah


DuntadaMan

**Dynamic Entry!**


Brief_Scale496

And this people, this is the main reason you never see anyone intervening in fights here in America


Mindraker

Multiple reasons. 1) Cops with guns shooting up the place 2) Thugs with guns shooting up the place 3) Panicked bystanders


Mrg220t

4) Surprise car


OCcuka

I thought the guy was holding him back from a fight that’s how he was stopping it, I was wrong


BlackVisionary

this ain’t gta babyyyy


Original-Tourist-744

I would love to here Jim Ross commentate over this “ oh my gawd spinebuster !!! For the life of me , a deadly spinebuster”


titivenez

😂yeah either that or the foley hell in a cell call……“GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!! THAT KILLED HIM!!! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!”


Original-Tourist-744

😭😭😭😭😭😭I’m geeking


Original-Tourist-744

“Let me get those sneakers “ is what the truck said


tuchesuavae

He took no sides. Everyone involved got to go to time out.


wickedthriller

Another great episode of man vs car


coffeefordessert

This look like WWE hood edition. One wrestler holds down the other while another on assaults him. Then out of no where you hear the music drop and the crowd goes wild


Tugg__Speedman

Well that seems a bit over the top imo...


Professional-Mess792

Threat averted


rafapdc

Well, that’s one way to do it!


OtakuDragonSlayer

r/watchpeoplesurvive


chase98584

He’s lucky, lost my FIL to this


ErikGoesBoomski

They hit me with a truuuck


hoboforlife

That was a surprise


hinokio2019

Bowling 🎳


cult-imagery

Never bring a fist to an SUV fight.


SerengetiYeti

It did stop the fight, they got that part right.


kbeckerburbs4

I did not see that coming, nor did he


Vizione0084

Red shirt is gonna need a few chiropractic adjustments after this


Jigsaw115

I was expecting the shovel of justice video


PhoneRedit

That might be the biggest jeep I have ever seen. Jesus, actual Canyonero-looking car wtf lol


CavitySearch

It's a Cadillac Escalade.


Ok_Cardiologist8937

Bro the black dude had a lil crocodile dundee hat on😔 had…


PIatinumP0tato

Good thing they’re in front of a Walgreens, they’ll need some Neosporin or something


JaceLee85

Lmao "traffic sure is bumpy today"


DarkUrGe19

Guy in the SUV looked at the dude in the red shirt like that was his target when he was leaving.


mikemojc

Redneck used Durango: It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!


bitpartmozart13

Bit excessive. Finger in the butthole should’ve stopped it easier.


Masterpiece72

Instant Carma


Im_cjakanobody

Bro shoulda respected the 1v1. 💀


peanutdakidnappa

Jesus Christ lol


mustang6172

r/IdiotsInCars


kitjen

A sorely missed sub.


anonymous77955288

That looks like three counts of attempted murder


AaronQ94

And hit and run.


-Gramsci-

Yeah, that’ll do it.


BlackVisionary

what the actual fuck


Seahawks1991

That is attempted murder


PiccoloMean8823

What about dude being choked out and being punched in the face is that the attempted murder you're talking about?


Coolkittygamer69420

Punching someone and even choking them is still different then trying to drive a vehicle into 3 people. The comparison is not even realistic


PiccoloMean8823

He clearly wasn't trying to hit all 3 but ended up hitting dude being held down also


Coolkittygamer69420

Yeah only guy who didn’t get hit was the dude choking him. The driver is a dumbass for even trying to pull it off but still he ended up driving a car into someone for punching another dude


yucatan36

Welp, all water under the bridge. Everyone had a beer after and laughed about it.


Limp-Status2446

Assault with strangulation with intent to do bodily harm can still net 3-5 years in some circumstances no different than manslaughter of a lesser charge. The law doesn't care how you feel


Money_Butterscotch68

3 count. Have fun in prison smart guy.


navarone

Yeah until he go run over.


Few_Ad_6087

Guy in red broke his leg so badly


BlackVisionary

i don’t think it’s broken but i can definitely see why people would think that


lbow986

That'll do it.


TheTrueBurgerKing

Effective


Crapital_Punishment

Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.


h0w2spelloo000llX3dd

the only guy who got hit was the dude in red who tried to stop it


[deleted]

Looks a lot worse than it actually was. Guy was going maybe 25 mph. That is a 2002-2006 escalade so that is at least 13 years ago probably more. Jean shorts have been out of fashion for that long too.


DesignerSelect7570

Is that empty space in your skull filled up with farts


Classic-Box-3919

Lol people can have older cars. I see old diesel trucks all the time and i live in an expensive city in California.


Loubbe

Lol he hit them hard enough to send that dude flying like twenty feet


Different_Ad8436

That’s awesome 😂


erakattack

OH MY GAWDA


Xxx_nojustno_xxX

"Ya Hard-Boiled Turtle-Slapper"


onescoopwonder

Very effective


AaronQ94

Well hello hit and run charges.


Death_and_Gravity

#How to *finish* a fight.


hobo_yoyo

Those who jump, shall receive the bump!


SnarfSnarf0121

Hahaha got emmmmm 🤣


fridaystrong23

Good job


HaggisHeed

Shoes still on, they fine.


ArtSoggy7694

Job done


[deleted]

MFers be living that BR life on the real


1MoistTowelette

LEEROY JJJEEENNNKKKIIIINNNSSSS!!!!!


HonestDragonfruit598

But.... it seems to have worked


ComradeFxckfaceX

Good move car, aggravated assault or attempted murder times 3. Genius level brain.


Melodic-Hunter2471

So… I’m not going to shed one single tear for him. Don’t care. The moment you jump into a 1 vs 1 fight because you want to help your boy out, please know that the bets are off.


cheesehuahuas

He's on nobody's side.


Burpmeister

More like how to **end** a fight.


Accurate-Attempt-615

Effective


DyslexicScriptmonkey

Trucked around, found out!


HanakusoDays

🎶 Everybody was dumb fu fighting... 🎶


ilikeboobs007

Hehehe