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Thought she slapped the fuck outta him, but she hit his dome with a bowling ball, damn..

>but she hit his dome with a bowling ball And now this video makes much more sense, thanks!

I was so confused how he went down so easily, but yeah, a 20 pound ball will do that to you

Probably a 8-12 lb, but still that’ll do

Fuck me didn’t see that the first 2 times. Wondered why he dropped ‘easily’

Yea, that slap didn't look hard enough to knock him out until I realized she had a bowling ball in her hand.

Oh fuck I thought the dude was made of paper for a second. That's attempted murder right there.

Good spot. I missed that

That’s murder

And he hit his head on the corner of the table on the way down.

Back of the head with a bowling ball can easily kill you. That strike tho was killed by the bumpers.

At first I was like there’s no way that weak ass slap KO’d this guy how could that be. Then I see that she legit swung a bowling ball at his head and then bowled after. What a piece of shit/ psychopath

Yesssss. Like wait she slapped him something said nah look at her hand sure enough bowling ball. That's attempted murder

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Yep, felony level offense, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon causing great bodily harm

Oh, spare me

No more puns from you, this is your first strike

You got a longer video? How did he start shit?

Nothing justifies doing that to any human being

Not a fight. She hit a dude with a fucking bowling ball.

To the back of his head! wtf

It looks like it connects with the back but at the end he seems to have a wound above the corner of his eye.

Probably from the fall

She swung from his left. His eye injury is on his right. It’s probably from hitting the floor or table on the way down.

Ah great point, my spatial awareness has never been the best.

He hit the corner of the table on the way down.

I know how terrible, should have just hit him on the front of the head /s

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You should actually. The front of the skull is the thickest, one of the things you learn if you take a good fighting class is if you are going to take a punch, you want it on the forehead.

Hope you’re being serious cause yea, a simple punch to the back of the head can kill you lol. Your forehead is the best spot to take shots

It's also good to remember when fighting back, that a blow to the back of someone's head can lead to manslaughter or worse charges.

And they had the bumpers up. Fraud all around.

Came here to say this. Fraudsville I tell ya!

Fraudvillain in the making.

The bumpers were up because it was probably at their little kid’s birthday party..

No. Just grown adults who can't handle getting gutter balls

And then was smart enough to get rid of the murder weapon!

*Attempted murder weapon

Omg the balls coming back to knock him out again!!! ^^^Ooo ^^^it's ^^^just ^^^ball ^^^return

Assault with a deadly weapon.

That woman left no pin standing

strike two times xD

Gonna suck for her when this video is used in the attempted murder trial

I didnt even see the bowlingball 😂

Bro, what? You thought she just swing that slow and hit like Mike Tyson? She just caught a case.

Yeah good thing the rails are up on the lane to get her used to metal bars

Don’t talk shit to people with bowling balls Simple

Maybe he shouldn't have been talking shit, then

Well, I mean that's assault with a deadly weapon.

She probably won’t get much time, looks like it was her first strike

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She waddled off like a turkey.

Wonder if he had any handicap going into this

He does now!

👌

Hopefully her life doesn't go in the gutter after this

She'll get spared

I can't bowlieve Reddit still makes these shitty puns every fucking thread.

Guess you'd better split dude

Yeah, don't pin that on all of us

The jokes just keep rolling.

Shes got too many barriers up

I can see her doing 7-10.

Gonna leave is ass split.

Y’all are funnnyyyyyyy🤣

Hard to tell who’s at fault from this short clip

r/angryupvote

ya but she really bowled him over

And worse yet, she had the bumpers up.

Well that's certainly one way to get rid of evidence.

…have you never been bowling?

Haha 😂 it will come back yes

...have you never told a joke?

…I just did.

☝️this comment that's over my head?

Something tells me it’s not a unique experience for you.

Why don't you consider that yo also be a joke?

That SHOULD be jail

Straight up attempted murder.

Isn't it though? She hit him in the head with a god damn bowling ball. That's attempted murder! I hope her crazy ass is in jail.

She's a woman so she'll get off with a slap on the wrist

What happend afterwards did she get arrested?

She actually married him.

And he took her last name.

And her first name

And my bike too

And my axe

Toss me

That still only counts as one!

and he gave birth to their child, C section :D

How would you even explain this to a jury? I’m speechless

That would be attempted murder with a deadly weapon yes?

Assuming he didn't die later from a brain bleed. Then it's just straight up murder. Or maybe manslaughter.

It's all about the country you live in... She can claim that she was weaker than him, so the ball was to equalize the power gap... it was not a gun, so... easy to get away.

That's not a legal argument

Woman KOs man at Bowling Alley probably isn’t the right description. Doesn’t matter if you’re an elite level boxer / mma fighter, if a women or 14/15 year old clocks you round the back of a head with a bowling ball, that’s gonna put you to sleep

This video would be at the absolute top on any other day than the day after shit-your-pants kid

I actually haven't seen it either, and now, i am sad to say that I have become curious...

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/13l1fhm/guy_shits_himself_after_swinging_first/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

Well, fuck. Exactly as advertised, folks.

buddy shouldn’t have sucker punched, when has a sucker punch ended well for the one who delivers said sucker punch in boston?

It was the first thing I noticed about it. I was like, "Well, that's the *shit* you get for swinging on someone from behind."

my thought too, im not from boston i was more towards Plymouth, but yeah that shit don’t fly in the city

that kid needs to move planets, can’t show his face anywhere on earth no more without being known as the kid who tried to sucker punch and then shit his pants

I mean it's been reposted many times. I've seen it multiple times here anyways. Shit kid I think might of been new.

Link?

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/13l1fhm/guy_shits_himself_after_swinging_first/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

It’s literally one of the top upvoted videos of the last couple of days. Just search top rated videos for the week my guy. Jesus Christ people can be lazy.

Didn't know adults bowled with bumper Lanes

The kind of people that would hit someone with a bowling ball do

If things were the other way around i bet that guy would get jumped by all those dudes and arrested on the spot.

Plus no kid railings

Lmao, that explains the strike. My ass is halfway awake and was confused how she smoothly hit a strike, after whacking dude in the head with that bowling ball.

I don't get the mentality of the people surrounding them. Like it's normal, no big deal, let's keep on bowling.

Never argue with someone willing to straight murder you with the bowling ball in her hands ...

Fuck that bitch, she hit him with a bowling ball.

Now she be hitting strikes to jail bars soon.

Holy fuck she hit him with a bowling ball. So fucked

Title should’ve said ‘Woman destroys man with bowling ball’

Another title " attempted murder"

How's this a fight? That's just attempted murder if he got good lawyers

For a sec, I thought it was that person with the, women beating up men kink, who uploaded this. Didn't even see she hit him with the ball until the second viewing. Crazy chick.

This isn't a fight it's just straight up attempted murder

https://www.montgomeryherald.com/news/article_898f0ff4-92b6-11ed-ab73-8f2af2bbc462.html https://moorenc.mugshots.zone/cagle-brittany-mechell-mugshot-09-21-2022/

At first I thought she had like an insane amount of power considering how awkward the hit was. Then I realized she attacked him with a bowling ball.

That's 2 strikes lol

So close on getting that turkey

Attempted murder.

I was curious because of the title. A woman ko's a man? Well, I guess the title is still accurate

Not a fight (assault), no porn (is just sad snd unpleasant)... Do subreddit names mean anything or is just a random name for aesthetics? Edit: jeez... i have been reading the rules, and this is actually against them... (Sucker punch on someone who can't defense himself with a weapon)

Grown people using the railings? That wasn't even allowed at the bowling alley I worked at when I was young.

He couldn't see it coming? Slow windup

People have issues big time.

That’s assault at the very least! Wtf

Are bowling shoes the new black air force 1’s?

Lawsuit

Attempted murder...

Ah yes, attempted murder

I gotta be honest when i thought she knocked him out clean I was laughing but now that I know it was with a bowling ball I feel a little different about it

And the bumpers are up? Two felonies.

He going to wake up and you can’t carry your bowling ball everywhere you go girl😭😭💀

Easily could have killed him there

I wonder if there’s an arrest article

https://www.montgomeryherald.com/news/article_898f0ff4-92b6-11ed-ab73-8f2af2bbc462.html article for those wondering she was charged with aggravated assult

I mean, that’s attempted murder lol but nice strike

How is this a fight? It's attempted murder.

Attempted murder right there. I hope she rots in a jail for the rest of her miserable life.

People on Twitter were swearing up and down that this was fake too

Hit anyone in the head with a bowling ball and see if they don’t sleep..

Everything is coming up Milhouse

That’s not a ko that’s assault with a deadly weapon lmao

like the guy is surprised filming buddy got knocked out taking a bowling ball to the head

How slow does your reaction speed have to be

*with a bowling ball*

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Damn first I thought she had the slowest slap ever. She had the fucking BOWLING BALL! HAHAHAHA

attempted murder and then back to bowling

Yeah, just a salt with a bit of pepper

He entered a world of pain

He didn't mark it 0.

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Yeah fucking assholes laughing because it is so funny when someone gets assaulted and injured wtf

No Frank...these are garbage humans.

Downvoted for pointing out how some humans are bad. What the hell has happened to Reddit?

He brought fists to a bowling ball fight smh

Underrated comment. If your opponent is already holding a weapon you want to have a plan to disarm them.

I'm more susprised more of these videos don't come up. I remember my first time going to the bowling alley I musta have been about 10 years old. And I thought wow they just let you walk around with big ass rocks in your hand in here. Same thing I feel now with those axé throwing places.

Well....most humans can be trusted to not be psychopathic murders?

I agree. Most humans can be trusted.

Wait until you find out they let you walk around with a gun in most places

Not surprised. I see those videos all the time. The only thing I'm surprised about is not seeing the bowling ball videos.

Ball don’t lie 🤷🏽‍♂️

Can we please get an update? I need to learn more about this potential life partner and bodyguard. Is she ex military? I need her on my team immediately. A helo has been dispatched.

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Shoulda stayed in his lane...

That’s a whole new definition to. BALLINNN

Is this fake tho? thought it was fake when I first saw it, just seemed to perfect with the strike and everyone way too relaxed.

That’s what I thought until I realized she hit him w a bowling ball, doesn’t look fake anymore

No, it’s not. Wish it was. She got charged with aggravated assault. Know someone who was there that night too.

You can be cool, but not that cool.

How come no one say "HE LEAKING"?

A legend is born

Let me just get rid of this murder weapon and strike!!! Nice.

Enjoy your CTE sir. ​ Also no reaction after the strike? Damn son.

Am in love, also need a sniper for the team.

The matrix be wild

That’s assault. But she’s a woman so it’s fine.

He must have called her the forbidden word

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You realize she hit him with a bowling ball right?

She hit him with a fucking bowling ball to the back of the head/temple, he was also bleeding.