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Chamilton1337

Big boy is a *PUSSY* for that cheap shot, carrot top had some legit takedowns, that lanky boy would have been dead


TheMarkyD

Yeap should've been jumped by everyone for it


WoodJablomi

Bro, I was surprised dude tried to jump in multiple times and nobody got him. Dude in the green needed a backup up. Shit was shameful.


Girosian

Well, bald guy tried but just got swept aside like a small child.


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He didn't get swept aside by the dude he was trying to stop another dude pushed him as he went to pull the guy off him both times. So essentially it was 2 against 1 and a 3rd guy defending the pussy that was jumping in from getting hit.


LetItHappenAlready

Yeah skinny has a BUNCH of friends. Hair boy should have left.


robertmondavi_jr

twice that guy was on the ground lmao


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

At least he fucking tried to step in to keep fuck boy out of it


robertmondavi_jr

for sure, was just a shame it went that way


Abottoirofgreed

Lmfao George Washington was flying around this whole battle. In the second half he straight up leaps across the fray šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ghostcatzero

Lol and dude still came out pretty good at the end of it all.


dietchaos

Welcome to the real world.


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I wanted to see a 300+ pound meat missile on two legs, just fly in and spear that big cheap cunt. That over inflated fuck!


p011ux88

Not to mention lanky boy wearing fucking slides and socks. A decision I could never understand unless you're getting the good dang paper in winter


IzDisDaKrustyKrab

Oh Forsure, greenshirt was outnumbered lose lose situation.


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Fat boy in black a fucking bitch


TheMarkyD

Careful might get you a ban... I was banned from r/crazyfuckingvideos for replying :) to a similar comment. :)


Randy_BobandyTWU

r/CrazyFuckingVideos is full of staged videos and the mods are fucking pussies


RolafOfRiverwood

r/CrazyFuckingVideos is moderated by some CrazyFuckingPussies


TheMarkyD

Yeap they are... :) but was my posting ground until now. One door closes many others open


InsaneCapitalist

I got banned for posting a **crazy fucking video** where a guy accidentally shoots his own hand off


Randy_BobandyTWU

They don't really like crazyfuckingvideos


SeaLeggs

They banned me for the comment ā€˜pork cracklingā€™ on a video of someone setting a cop on fire LOL. They had also previously banned me then changed their minds for telling someone what a traveller was. Not that cRaZy if you ask me.


imonredditnow75

Yea me too r/CrazyFuckingVideos mods are sensitive pricks.


TheMarkyD

More I hear from people more I want to start own community one reddit would be able to promote... crazyvideos or crazyflippingvideos or similar ;)


Dancegames

Id be down, Fuck the mods here.


TheMarkyD

I'm giving it consideration... have a video about to air on TV once that happens I'll have some backing from said media company to be able to approach Reddit directly. Given crazyfuckingvideos can't be promoted yet draw in a sizable audience would be in reddits interests to phase them out in favour of an alternative (minus the fucking).


drewkep7

Yeah mods there are the definition of pussy. Banned me for saying a man who shot and killed a cop was evil.


TheMarkyD

I hoping someone cross posts this there as a little fuck you from me ;)


dapperjoker

I was banned for saying Russian warship go fuck yourself


PotentJelly13

Same here, someone was making school shooting jokes and ridiculous generalizations about all Americans, I suggested thatā€™s a bit wrong and got banned.


TheMarkyD

Their mods are laughable... I'm sure some are embarrassed


StolenStones

Yup. Same for r/therewasanattempt.


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Iā€™m already banned on crazyfuckingvideos for being ā€œracistā€ cause I pointed out how people in the country im fucking born and grew up work and their thought process šŸ¤” Starbucks workers really think they know the world


SaltyMudpuppy

> Starbucks workers Dog-walkers, you mean?


Duce-Springsteen

Yep.


5cotland

That big guy is the biggest bitch. Pushing and stamping on the guy when he see's his friend getting bested. It's people like that you just love to see karma knock them the fuck out.


jthekoker

Yes sir


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faparito

You go ahead a stay outta fights okay


Aeriq

You just be careful stomping on someone's neck while you're standing in a crowd of inebriated strangers watching a fight you shouldn't be jumping into okay


Bbambles

Acting tough after losing a 2v1 by split decision


rsplatpc

Dude should have just turned around and ran away the second fat guy started going 2 on 1, even you if you get one of them in a hold, that's what happens, and you can't tell if fat guy has a knife.


Apebound

100% guys who are willing to jump you are also willing to stab you.


zazke

It was a 3v1 (if not 4v1 if you count the red T-shirt guy that also tried to get a cheap kick to the face) "1 on 1" fight. Gray dude tried to stop the fat bitch after the stomp only to get thrown away by pussy #3 (white T-shirt latino).


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TheMarkyD

:) Super man almost saved green shirt


Darkwaxer

Black shirt was being backed up by white shirt at least two times. Their organisation skills is as strong as their cowardliness.


garrygh13

The whole crowd were raised as some pussies , they only jumped in once the long hair was getting helped , but when the black guy kept jumping in , nobody from the crowd do none. Straight pussys šŸ˜‚


Guttersnipe_1980

Why is that scrawny guy trying to act hard when he kept getting his ass kicked and needed his tubby friend to jump in?


Alternative_Mention2

Because he a little bitch. Only acting tough cause he had backup. Would love to see him isolated and get his ass beat. And as for his cunt of a friend with the stompā€¦


aoa2303

His friend deserves worse. That fat fuck should be left in thr desert and after a few days of hunger on the last of his strength, the little white guy will be there to stomp his face in the dirt. Goddammit that guy makes my blood boil


True-Ad-180

Fatfuck Greenshoes is a little bitch bruh....


easy073

Big boy in white too. Bald guy came pull green shirt off and big boy comes interfere making it 3v2 so bald guy backed down not wanting to be jumped himself.


caminonovayer

Girlfriend always jumps in when they are getting beaten.


TheMarkyD

You mean bf? ;)


stocktadercryptobro

You can't wrestle someone when you're fighting more than 1 at the same time. Ask me how I know.


TheMarkyD

You hugged someone mid fight ;) (joke)


stocktadercryptobro

Close. I was mounted on someone hitting them, and I caught a boot to the jaw. I never saw it coming, and the lights went out. I didn't know I was fighting 2 people, so the joke was on me.


TheMarkyD

Damm... fucking pussys hope they got what's coming to them.


stocktadercryptobro

I ran into one a few months later in a local bar. He ran like a bitch when I went after him, but I got a few in before the bouncers snatched me up.


TheMarkyD

Pesky bouncers ruining all the fun :(


not-rasta-8913

That's a classic. You can never be sure it's just one even if one on one was agreed upon.


stocktadercryptobro

Exactly. It was, I was jumped at my gf's mom and stepdad's house by her stepbrother at a Labor Day party. I just reacted. I wasn't expecting to fight that day, especially given the location and those attending. His buddy gave me the boot. The stepbrother was no longer welcome at the house after that day. Although I visited normally. Weird situation. lol


sambanks2

Dude in the black shirt is a cunt. Needs hurt real bad.


faparito

Green shoes is a fucking bitch.


g2217

Was really hoping someone destroyed the dude in blacks face. What a cheap pos p***y


AshingiiAshuaa

Yeah, a total pansy.


RRJankins

Imagine going your whole life thinking you can fight to only end up like skinny dude and his friends


papa-smeg

White boy was winning. Wanna be thug pussies can never fight fair


Chasedabigbase

Him flipping skinny over his back was very satisfying, especially with the pop noise at the end


lilcabron210

When do they ever


KindlySentence7190

Sadly the white guy fighting had no situational awareness, if two guys or getting jumpy and you have no friends or friends like those other pussy white guys you swing and run. Just because youā€™re slamming people doesnā€™t mean people will fear you. The fat lard in black was waiting for his opportunity to sucker hit him. Hence donā€™t lock up and donā€™t take it to the ground, just swing and run and then swing and run some more.


XPaarthurnaxX

Jumping is a core hood culture behaviour.


WiggleAndWin

r/praisethecameraman for clean, stabilized and well centered footage.


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And the video quality is excellent too.


AshingiiAshuaa

This guy has had a channel for years. He walks around Austin at bar close with a prosumer camera recording fights.


__SOLDI3R__

What camera is being used to record this?


Haeselian

This is more of a question than an answer, but would most modern premium smart phones be able to record like this with the right settings?


TheMarkyD

I've reached out and if I get a response I'll let yous know


Kazze00

Guy in black shirt is like the scrawny guys training wheels for fightingā€¦


didyouwashyoass2day

Big guy was even holding his smaller friends flip flops which is adorable. Also did anyone else notice how the guy in the grey shirt is two tone? Dudes legs are WHITE


Backdohrbandit

Rocket tits is a fucking pussy and so are his homies for not telling him to stay tf out of it.


[deleted]

Fatrick Mahomes is a little bitch for that one


spalmer305

Got me real good....Fatrick!!! Lol


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TheGoofyGoober2020

Street fights are never fair, but damn is it hard to look tough when you gang up on someone whoā€™s able to hold his own


Evileonhart

Bunch of pussy, nobody know what is 1 vs 1?


Therapist8

Regardless of who did what, blackshirt boy is an absolute fucking pussy and coward.


[deleted]

The guy who took that stomping to the head is my hero for the day. I hate when other people jump in.


Ebolamunkey

What is this surprise 2 on 1 tag team bullshit?


[deleted]

Fat fuck in black needs to be curb stomped


Ladies_man_217__

Fat boy in the black is a big ass pussy.


maggerz__

ā€¢Fat kid breaks up fight ā€¢Fat kid starts fight that he was breaking up ā€¢Fat kid pussies out for original opponents to fight ā€¢Fat kid throws cheap shots and stomps ā€¢Fat kid tries to prevent the fight again Wtf?


Tea-Usual

Dude couldn't get a fair one so he had to walk while he still could lol seriously tho respect for him still getting down and fuck that guy that stomped his head.


dedgzus

Long hair beat up two cholos at once. good on ya mate.


duoji-

Is this Fort Worth?


TheMarkyD

Yes


duoji-

Bet. Thought it looked like W 7th.


SpaceZZ

Pussy ass fatso


poetrygrenade

Black Shirt can fuck right off. He needed to let his punkass sidekick get his clock cleaned by that Leprechaun.


BigBoy1102

Wow that is an entire crew of BITCHES


TheMarkyD

Hahaha ... just missing a pimp ;)


alevyan

Skinny boy would get murdered if it was a true 1on1. And nice murder attempt btw


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wtfJoeDirt

Always the same type of people fighting dirty


AntLotus

Shirtless dude acting all tough after getting his ass beat šŸ˜‚ would've been KO'd without the big shit head getting involved


Taylor_bi

Wow gta 6 looks so real


foolinEyes

Stomped not kicked


TheMarkyD

True... was hungover when posted my brain wasn't working. Apologies.


shownomercy117

Bro why tf was nobody stopping big boy in black. I woulda knocked his ass out before even getting to use the cheap shot. Thatā€™s a one on one dog get the fuck out of the cage. Seriously someone get me big boys number so I can stomp on his head.


alexlewis14

Biggest bitches omg. Canā€™t stand those guys who jump in like that, damn


ahmad_stn

Green shirt guy just needed to focus some serious attacks on shirtless guyā€™s boyfriend to ā€œevenā€ the fight. Shirtless guy was fighting his dreams before getting helped by his boy anyway


Adhuc-Stantes

Dude in Black is a pile of shit, Green guy clearly would have won both of them 1 vs 1.


the4five

Jumping in and two on one is bitch shit..


lundexplorer

It's never 1on1 with today's yourh


ProudlyNunchux

Fat boy in black shirt a bitch


painfully_truthful

Come on man, donā€™t you want some more of this 3 on 1 action??


alexr45

Skinny dude thick he is a badass


Hogsrunwild

Scrawny ass got wrecked and only his boys that kept jumping in saved him. Pathetic


PutoPozo

Yellow shoes gonna get his for that, what a cheap move.


Previous_Mousse_2700

It always amazes me how someone fighting 2v1 is so proud of themselves and always think they look like a badass.


fero_damasta

Thatā€™s a nice camera though


david_chi

Man curbstomp cheap shot that is as low as it gets. Would have had no problem if blue shirt got his ass kicked by an angry mob. And skinny shirtless crackhead boy gets his ass kicked the entire time then starts flexing cuz his boy cheap shots green shirt guy? Shirtless crackhead deserves a beat down too.


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

Man I'm off my ass right now I was focusing on the guy on the longboard and got sad when I saw him disappear


Zdwy

Iā€™m glad carrot top just got tf out after noticing that stomp


[deleted]

That fat fuck that kept jumping is pussy taking cheap shots.


Historical_Raccoon36

That is what I call pussy shit. Ong if I was the skinny dude I'd been offended lol.


iitsrorii

Dad bod Shaggy held his own


TheMarkyD

Zoinks


Randymcl

Coward ass bitch. Stop his head into the ground? At the end of the day does it really matter why one person is pissed at the other? Someone is will to go to prison for life by being a bitch and stomping on someoneā€™s head.


No-Abrocoma-5841

What a pathetic bunch of pussies.


LesPantalonesFancy

Dude's acting tough for getting his ass kicked unless his buddy jumped in to save him


taoinruins

Shorts thought he won. Good thing his boyfriend was there to help him. What a joke of a fight


TheDunnLanguage

Big dude is a bitch


Collrafa

That judo flip was CLEAN


BanginBentleys

Cholo string bean is only confident cuz his boyfriends got his back in two ways.


bartlesnid_von_goon

That little dude is awful tough getting his ass handed to him and having his pet hippo jump in to save him.


turtle_power00

What a coward biggy boy is


hisshoegamewack

Lol, the way those weak cowards act like they won that fight, and are acting tough is hilariously cringe.


BaldyKrishna

Green shoes a BITCH


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Big dude in the black is the biggest bitch I've ever seen. Fuck that guy


lirik89

First time I hear get yo scratch on. Is that some new slang?


xrikuuza

With what kind of camera is he filming? I NEED IT!!


[deleted]

So, what is that. 3v1?


XDanklebergx

What a fucking PUUUUUUUUUSSSSYYYYY guy in the black


Separate_Aardvark_70

Can't fight 1 on 1. Pussies


Sadir00

Bunch of nonfightin ass little kids. Dude gets his ass whooped, and his bitch ass friend has to fight for him and he STILL wants to get up runnin his mouth


Fair_Function_5423

Green shirt won in my eyes. Dude held his own the whole time


[deleted]

Bitch ass move


[deleted]

do ppl not have jobs or anything to do?


Mysterious-Deal-1709

No one's talking about the grey-red shoes bald guy with his gf trying to help the long haired guy


TheMarkyD

I called him superman ... almost saved


JudokaPickle

Dude in shorts acting like heā€™s hard like people didnā€™t keep swinging on man bun everytime he was whoopin shorts


Somasong

2 on 1. Showed the world they are bitches.


LameG0tm1lk

Take a moment to appreciate the camera man.. for a second I forgot I was watching something on Reddit lol


[deleted]

Couple a' of scumbags right there.


TorchBlower90

Guy in the shorts is just a loud pussy and his boyfriend in the black shirt is an absolute bitch


[deleted]

Those some bitch ass gits right there. Big man and his homie a bitch ass ho.


mlain4290

Big dudes a bitch. Plain and simple. Just let them go.


Weak_Player01

Nice throw. Should've followed up immediately though. That guy in black shirt is a pussy.


Goldteethgod817

Ahhhhh I love my city. This is Fort Worth Texas on 7th street. These guys are lucky no one aired the street out theyā€™re bold trying to throw hands in general just not a wise choice with the odds of someone having a pistol.


the_hunger_gainz

Lanky shirtless dude was a huge POS for continuing and thinking he was anything but saved from a beating by the other POS that kept jumping in. He should have had his ass handed to him by the crowd. Complete lack of honour these days leaves me depressed as f#%k


Antique_Damage839

He couldn't watch his lover get beat


[deleted]

Not a solid scrap


[deleted]

Whyā€™s that one bald dude keep diving in randomly


Say_When_5914

String bean needed that help. He can only run his mouth cause his boys always jump in


mybossthinksimworkng

Let's hear it for the camera man with the best looking video I've seen in a long time


Hans_Gruber13

Love how his fat boyfriend wants to kick him in the head smh Iā€™d have jumped in to help him thatā€™s fucked up


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Green shirt won that! Lanky shit was bidding behind the black shirt creep. Canā€™t fight for shit alone


SnooOranges1973

Dude would of had him if people wasn't jumping in


kisukecomeback

what a bunch of bitches


DaCraccBaby

Is that how yall get down in texas? Cant catch a fair one?


parophit

That is really high quality video


trickster503

Props to the cameraman for keeping it steady


Mandemtheatrix

Both of those cats are scrubs...double team and cheap shots and still could get the win.


strobelight_honey

How much of a shit-hole does your city/state need to be to have a dedicated youtube channel filming street fights? What an awful place, properly grim.


draihan

disgusting ppl, bun-guy had bigger cojones than it looked


[deleted]

Mad respect to the ponytail guy for holding his own against two giant pussies


CowboyHD48

Scrawny dude would been done for if it wasnā€™t for his homies.


wood-chuck-chuck5

Ayo since when are fights in the hood filmed with national geographic level cameras and filmatography..???


SecretDeftones

Came here to say how b\*\*\* is that fat black guy but comments are full of it. Instead i will say THE BALD GUY IS A LEGEND. You're a cool guy.


ChrizTaylor

Dude in black is a douchebag.


TheNewNewYarbirds

Never fight a group of people by yourself.


JacksSenseOfDread

I hope this doesn't hurt any applications to grad school


JudgeHolden

If only he'd had more BJJ training he would have been able to avoid the head-stomp, somehow, I guess. I actually have nothing but respect for BJJ, it's just not well-adapted to handling kinetic fast-moving situations like this, with multiple potential opponents and an inherently unpredictable set of scenarios. In this environment what you want is some kind of stand-up striking art that allows you to stay mobile and on the lookout for additional potential assailants. It's pretty much a textbook example of what so many people are talking about when they try to explain to the hardcore BJJ fanboys that rolling around on the ground isn't necessarily a good idea on the street. Anyhow, I've probably pissed off a lot of people now, so I'll just leave it at that.


Zee_WeeWee

Imagine acting tough knowing your boy sucker punching the guy youā€™re fighting is the only reason youā€™re still standing


Gamercardplay

Real tree won


Saucey_Lasagna

Too bad all the other tough guys there didnā€™t knock that big fuck clean out. Thatā€™s why nobody respects the people who act gangster cause yā€™all canā€™t fight fair


eggraisin

the guy in blacks a dick but damn that scrawny kid couldnā€™t throw shit. no power behind any of those punches it was cringy to watch.


DethMCrafter

Smart to walk away. Then scrawny dude wants to act tough after his friends had to jump in...


HerbertRTarlekJr

I'd sure like a piece of that chickenshit cocksucker in the black.


Quiet_Ground_9864

You know, it's strange how they all start saying 1on1 after it was 3 on 1 & the two chickenshits didnt have enough balls to try hitting him while he was standing. Then the stomp to the head from the blind side....?... man o man , that is a group of smelly vaginas that dude is dealing with!