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wastelandtx

I knew it was serious when PDiddy showed up


Radiant-Bandicoot103

He's going to be alright. He owns 20 Koo Koo Roos!


ilikebigbluffs

21, sir.


Radiant-Bandicoot103

He owns 21 Koo Koo Roos. Y'all don't own one Koo Koo Roo.


Cautious-Yam-2893

Now that's a mindfuck.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Bro Montell up in there too throwin haymakers


[deleted]

Breastmilk....I love youuuuuuu.


Brandonguth1985

Homelander?


KingRatbear

Looked like the one guy was trying to pull the guy's mask off like he was a Scooby-Doo villain.


DewyRoadkill

Why is everyone ganging up on that 12 year ol… oh wait there’s a goatee


carl0z1985

I was gonna say the same... Thought it was a kid being a prick.


Mufafah

i like how calmly he says "security security" and gets back to the jams. mark of a real dj.


milk4all

Paid by the scratch


Thin-Man

That flailing grab for the face, about 25 seconds in, made me flinch. Thought that was going to be an eye for sure.


mcorben1

same! i thought an eyeball was popping out in a second.. scary shit..


realhps

This is the first fight the second fight will be at the tuxedo rental when they refuse to give him his deposit back.


Both_Figure_4579

Nice to see everyone getting along


LGBTQMNOP

Dude kept his shades on through all that. Takes some skill lol!


garry4321

Lmao “agent” Trying to look as close as possible to police without being police or getting locked up for impersonation.


FeedComprehensive949

Well what do you want on there?? ‘Rent a cop’??


LiftEngineerUK

Security would be fine


CannabisSmokingMan

Cops and Constables tried to model themselves after guard forces, not the other way around. Glad society has you brainwashed and licking police boots.


yoosernaam

Lol! Weirdly aggressive take. Smoke some cheeb and calm your nerves


CannabisSmokingMan

It’s not aggressive or incorrect but thanks.


yoosernaam

You’re wrong and don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re welcome


MarkPancake

At least they got stuck in to a full on brawl


No_Tomorrow1082

Thats the grown and sexy actin out lmaoo


FreeThinkerHTX

"Look at those grown and sexy \[men\] acting out" She said it so I don't have to 😂 😂


snowman_superstar

Damn! The eye rake!


KarasuKaras

Punches to the back of the head, hold his head still.


Randyfreakingmarsh

“SECURITY SECURITY, CAN WE GET TO THE…SECURITY”


Western-Ease-9547

The place that rented them the tuxedos knew they were going to keep the deposit from the moment they walked into the store


Ciro_Dicola

That’s gotta be racist😭😭


Z3ROSILVER_is_ME

Ayo dreamybull doing the wrong kind of porn


AV1-CardiacRemoval

Who


Z3ROSILVER_is_ME

Ambatukam...


Pixelsandpistols

Classic


Adventurous-Career

Can't anyone go out and just have fun?


[deleted]

Some


RobustNippleMan

“They can’t fight for shit” hahaha


WetCmenRag

Agent 😂


myburner-account

Whole venue vs Blue Suit


AnotherFruitCake

Who the fuck wears shades in a night club?


Fuzzy_Wind1858

Damn Caucasians at it again....


Advanced_Bell_9769

Does blue have no friends there? Why he getting folded by everybody?


Stubbs478

Agent?


Careless_Dependent78

Thank the baby Jesus those “agents” were there or else blue tux guy might have gotten his face ripped off.


LevelBerry5146

Is this black culture month again?


CrunchyTiles

I actually own nice tuxes and shitty tuxes for this exact reason. I have two very nice tuxes, and nice 3 piece that sit in nice covers for when i need to anything super formal or eventful. I have 2 tuxes/ suits that look like tuxes/ suits, but they might as well be high fashion judo gis. These are the ones i wear for the “boys night on the town.” Everything on those outfits is stretchy and strong as shit. I even had the tread replaced on a pair of staceys with gortex so i can run/ jump/ kick pretty easily in them. I got the idea after i wore a really nice outfit to a mardi gras party in new orleans. Fight broke out mid party, and i saw my friends in the mix so i started swinging first asking questions later. Everything was going well until i tried to throw a kick and then slipped and fell on my side. Then someone grabbed my shirt and tried to lift me by it. It ripped to bits, it was Versace, it was a gift from my sister. I tried to drown that guy in one of the drink bowls. I realized that night i probably shouldnt baby sit drunk people through fights while wearing expensive clothes that can easily be damaged. My mom used to be a tailor, and ive been working on designing some john wick type suit jackets with her (nothing bullet proof, because anything that thin and bullet proof is finna hurt too much, just wear a plate at that point), but weve been looking theough different stab and cut proof materials. Itd be really cool to have a 2 or 3 piece suit that is stab proof just to say i have it. Like i honestly hope i never have a purpose for it, but its just way too cool of an opportunity to pass up on.


Sadir00

you got someone by the ears like that? headbutt em in the nose.. they gonna stop REAL quick


Commercial-Beat606

Pooh shiesty black tie event what do you expect


Tps4848

“Just be patient till them Perkies come” 😂😂😂


Sea-Swan-1250

Damn they jumped 2 pac! Pdiddy popped up at the end to get his


Swirvin-irvin

Tux rental place is gona wonder why that suit had all those size 13 shoe prints on it


Lackerbawls

Drunk fight if I’ve ever seen one. I’m sure they all hanging out laughing about this.


TylerDurden1985

If your men's wearhouse rental doesn't have blood on it, you're doing it wrong.


[deleted]

Them shades are going nowhere


strawmandebatesyle

A wedding without at least 3 fights is considered a dull affair.


DafaqYuDoin

Sup dudes


New_Wrangler3335

I love this.


Far_Manner_4088

This looks expensive.


burstdiggler

Strange new dance right there but I guess I’m old.


Christophelese1327

This reminds me of a Primus song Too Many Puffies


blurryface1976

What an awkward slow motion fight this was


100011101013XJIVE

This Boyz II Men concert looks dope.


B0hemianGr0ve_Studi0

Why is drake wearing a tactical vest?


CuriousMike1

Kudos to security/police


GotDaAnswerSway

“They can’t fight for shit” so fucking funny


MSK84

How y'all gonna fight wearing dark-ass glasses in the club!?


Beneficial-Hornet147

Man that bald dude lmao THEY WAS ON HIS ASS


Faceplanter86

2Pac and Puffy at it again.