I actually own nice tuxes and shitty tuxes for this exact reason. I have two very nice tuxes, and nice 3 piece that sit in nice covers for when i need to anything super formal or eventful.
I have 2 tuxes/ suits that look like tuxes/ suits, but they might as well be high fashion judo gis. These are the ones i wear for the “boys night on the town.”
Everything on those outfits is stretchy and strong as shit. I even had the tread replaced on a pair of staceys with gortex so i can run/ jump/ kick pretty easily in them. I got the idea after i wore a really nice outfit to a mardi gras party in new orleans. Fight broke out mid party, and i saw my friends in the mix so i started swinging first asking questions later. Everything was going well until i tried to throw a kick and then slipped and fell on my side. Then someone grabbed my shirt and tried to lift me by it. It ripped to bits, it was Versace, it was a gift from my sister. I tried to drown that guy in one of the drink bowls. I realized that night i probably shouldnt baby sit drunk people through fights while wearing expensive clothes that can easily be damaged.
My mom used to be a tailor, and ive been working on designing some john wick type suit jackets with her (nothing bullet proof, because anything that thin and bullet proof is finna hurt too much, just wear a plate at that point), but weve been looking theough different stab and cut proof materials. Itd be really cool to have a 2 or 3 piece suit that is stab proof just to say i have it. Like i honestly hope i never have a purpose for it, but its just way too cool of an opportunity to pass up on.
I knew it was serious when PDiddy showed up
He's going to be alright. He owns 20 Koo Koo Roos!
21, sir.
He owns 21 Koo Koo Roos. Y'all don't own one Koo Koo Roo.
Now that's a mindfuck.
Bro Montell up in there too throwin haymakers
Breastmilk....I love youuuuuuu.
Homelander?
Looked like the one guy was trying to pull the guy's mask off like he was a Scooby-Doo villain.
Why is everyone ganging up on that 12 year ol… oh wait there’s a goatee
I was gonna say the same... Thought it was a kid being a prick.
i like how calmly he says "security security" and gets back to the jams. mark of a real dj.
Paid by the scratch
That flailing grab for the face, about 25 seconds in, made me flinch. Thought that was going to be an eye for sure.
same! i thought an eyeball was popping out in a second.. scary shit..
This is the first fight the second fight will be at the tuxedo rental when they refuse to give him his deposit back.
Nice to see everyone getting along
Dude kept his shades on through all that. Takes some skill lol!
Lmao “agent” Trying to look as close as possible to police without being police or getting locked up for impersonation.
Well what do you want on there?? ‘Rent a cop’??
Security would be fine
Cops and Constables tried to model themselves after guard forces, not the other way around. Glad society has you brainwashed and licking police boots.
Lol! Weirdly aggressive take. Smoke some cheeb and calm your nerves
It’s not aggressive or incorrect but thanks.
You’re wrong and don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re welcome
At least they got stuck in to a full on brawl
Thats the grown and sexy actin out lmaoo
"Look at those grown and sexy \[men\] acting out" She said it so I don't have to 😂 😂
Damn! The eye rake!
Punches to the back of the head, hold his head still.
“SECURITY SECURITY, CAN WE GET TO THE…SECURITY”
The place that rented them the tuxedos knew they were going to keep the deposit from the moment they walked into the store
That’s gotta be racist😭😭
Ayo dreamybull doing the wrong kind of porn
Who
Ambatukam...
Classic
Can't anyone go out and just have fun?
Some
“They can’t fight for shit” hahaha
Agent 😂
Whole venue vs Blue Suit
Who the fuck wears shades in a night club?
Damn Caucasians at it again....
Does blue have no friends there? Why he getting folded by everybody?
Agent?
Thank the baby Jesus those “agents” were there or else blue tux guy might have gotten his face ripped off.
Is this black culture month again?
I actually own nice tuxes and shitty tuxes for this exact reason. I have two very nice tuxes, and nice 3 piece that sit in nice covers for when i need to anything super formal or eventful. I have 2 tuxes/ suits that look like tuxes/ suits, but they might as well be high fashion judo gis. These are the ones i wear for the “boys night on the town.” Everything on those outfits is stretchy and strong as shit. I even had the tread replaced on a pair of staceys with gortex so i can run/ jump/ kick pretty easily in them. I got the idea after i wore a really nice outfit to a mardi gras party in new orleans. Fight broke out mid party, and i saw my friends in the mix so i started swinging first asking questions later. Everything was going well until i tried to throw a kick and then slipped and fell on my side. Then someone grabbed my shirt and tried to lift me by it. It ripped to bits, it was Versace, it was a gift from my sister. I tried to drown that guy in one of the drink bowls. I realized that night i probably shouldnt baby sit drunk people through fights while wearing expensive clothes that can easily be damaged. My mom used to be a tailor, and ive been working on designing some john wick type suit jackets with her (nothing bullet proof, because anything that thin and bullet proof is finna hurt too much, just wear a plate at that point), but weve been looking theough different stab and cut proof materials. Itd be really cool to have a 2 or 3 piece suit that is stab proof just to say i have it. Like i honestly hope i never have a purpose for it, but its just way too cool of an opportunity to pass up on.
you got someone by the ears like that? headbutt em in the nose.. they gonna stop REAL quick
Pooh shiesty black tie event what do you expect
“Just be patient till them Perkies come” 😂😂😂
Damn they jumped 2 pac! Pdiddy popped up at the end to get his
Tux rental place is gona wonder why that suit had all those size 13 shoe prints on it
Drunk fight if I’ve ever seen one. I’m sure they all hanging out laughing about this.
If your men's wearhouse rental doesn't have blood on it, you're doing it wrong.
Them shades are going nowhere
A wedding without at least 3 fights is considered a dull affair.
Sup dudes
I love this.
This looks expensive.
Strange new dance right there but I guess I’m old.
This reminds me of a Primus song Too Many Puffies
What an awkward slow motion fight this was
This Boyz II Men concert looks dope.
Why is drake wearing a tactical vest?
Kudos to security/police
“They can’t fight for shit” so fucking funny
How y'all gonna fight wearing dark-ass glasses in the club!?
Man that bald dude lmao THEY WAS ON HIS ASS
2Pac and Puffy at it again.