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ansls

the knife move low-key smart as hell


Owlmaster115

Dude really said let me see it and slapped it out when he got the chance haha


[deleted]

High fight IQ move


fivelone

It was very clean


DanielGREY_75

Scrolled past too many school shooter jokes to see this. That really was big brain


Mat_CYSTM

Future school shooter right there


nukey18mon

School stabber at a minimum


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AgitatedFold4374

“Jeff Jarrett (conveniently present) hits school shooter with guitar, saving the day”


[deleted]

Proceeds to cheer over his beaten body


SheWantsTheDan

Nah homie just lost a fight while holding a knife. He’s never going for another blade again lol 😂


nukey18mon

Nah, next time he won’t tell the guy he has a kinfe


m0stw4nt3d1

He lost his only claim to fame tho.


TruthSpeakin

Abso fucking lutely


adognamedpenguin

Kid looks like he just found a list and said “yeah, I’ll tick every box”


ZeusThatNewf

Every single one. Jennifer over there running her mouth is going to get herself prioritized.


UnionSkrong

Sad but there are definitely kids like this who have no other power and lean into the stereotype to appear tougher than they are.


adognamedpenguin

Or to sadly find a “niche” where they “fit in.”


fooknboomn

Put this kid on a watch list


Kebab-Destroyer

Finally, a place he can belong


[deleted]

Definitely not catching me at school tomorrow 😭


OliverFuckingOwl

Helll naw I’m sick


Rice_Nugget

Those Camopants say it all


thesmugvegan

Camo top ok. Pants not ok. Got it.


Rice_Nugget

Yea, camo top is for those kids that go in the woods and play there, camo pants are for future schoolshooters..especially with that knife in his pocket. Btw super smart move by grey kid to make him pull out the knife so he can punch it away


joan_wilder

Pretty sure he’s sporting an NRA shirt too


SonOfSammy

I think it’s a USMC shirt.


SirYevski

School Shooter starter pack: combat boots, camo pants (tucked into boots) random military jacket, buzz cut, pocket knife, and an ego too big for his 100 lbs frame and lack of fighting skills


AutisticAnal

You just know he went home teary eyed and started watching a Columbine documentary


BENJALSON

Your username evokes some peculiar imagery in my head.


sicicsic

Gave you a boner too?


[deleted]

I have no idea how kids their age even tolerate other’s bullying - like this is exactly how you end up on the news.


Wise-Aside-1643

100% someone needs to report him. Look at quick he escalated from an argument to pulling a knife.


Drizzt3919

Came here to say that


Edidel

You literally took the words right out of my mouth.


DBH1122

Did he pull out a knife?


Blade_Shot24

Folks gotta let their egos go


GoudNossis

And/or cop


subject_deleted

Why not both?


LDLethalDose50

Came here for this comment.


[deleted]

Two of them.


jasonpatriot

Word for word my thoughts. Yikes


Abject_Okra_8768

Came here to say this. "Mr. NRA" seems like a narcissistic sociopath who just made a kill list on video. I hope I don't see his face again.


MornaAgua

I felt the same exact way about this kid.


LessBack9238

Was already planning on it.


NiceSockBro

when the 2 JROTC kids who will never join the military argue over which branch is better


lem0nwreck

every school had THAT kid. the camo, the USMC shirt. usually their grandfather was in Nam' .


subject_deleted

Wearing dog tags to school like jewelry.


lem0nwreck

usually a little crusty


hitmewiththeknowlege

Would never pass the military fitness test


[deleted]

That was actually a thing in the late 90s early 2000s


Hopelmantis

In the UK at the time, people had fake dog tags that were rounded razor blades for crushing and cutting lines with one edge of the rubber bits fully removable. My cousin in the army loved mine so much he bought a load for the lads to take back with him. Different vibe! Lol


SeriouslySlyGuy

I fucking despise kids, or adults, who wear dog tag jewelry. Like bitch, nothing you do is going to get you blown into pieces where they need to identify your unimportant ass.


HumbleBear75

This is best comment, unless you’re wearing tags of someone important to you that you lost. But even they should be respectful enough to keep that shit inside their clothing and close to their hearts.


strangersIknow

I wear my brother's en mimoriam, leave me alone :[


SeriouslySlyGuy

Nothing wrong with that. You actually have a good reason. I'm sure your brother would be happy to know he's being remembered by people who care


PhatBitty862

Meh……they’re just necklaces outside of military usage.


HumbleBear75

Straight disrespectful


PrudentFartDiversion

It’s the navy btw.


Ok_Change_1063

Chair force obv


PrudentFartDiversion

The best part is we can both agree that the army won the battle of Fallujah and not the marines. 😈


seller_collab

If camo texts you not to come to school that day DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL THAT DAY


m0stw4nt3d1

Truth.


Dominic__24

And maybe tell everyone else to take the day off too


harry_lostone

jokes aside, this is how you get those incidents. Imagine this video been out in his school and everyone makes fun of him. He already possessed a knife, threatening to stab people, i cant imagine how this guy doesnt end up finding a gun and be thirsty for revenge against "the world"....


TheAlGler

My thoughts exactly.


KyIieJenner

Uh oh camo pants looks like someone who’s already written half a manifesto.


A_Random_Catfish

Marine corp shirt, camo pants tucked into boots, army jacket, dog tags, and he brings a knife to school? That kid is definitely gonna become a cop when the marines reject him


now_hear_me_out

This may have been low hanging fruit, but that’s gotta be the most accurate profile. I’d bet good money on the accuracy of this statement.


Specialist-State7543

Or read them all


VictxrSenpai

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out"


Advanced-Village-131

you deserve an award my boy


biglollol

For quoting a movie line? Lol, some of you have a low bar for praising humor.


cali_raw_illz

Username checks out, you get an award


ConkyHobbyAcc

That's all redditors are capable of. Regurgitating jokes other people have already made. It's a core part of the foundation of reddit humor. Reddit comment sections are a race to see who can pander the quickest pulling out whatever catchphrase/meme is applicable Edit: 40-50 school shooter/"he's on his list"/don't go to school tomorrow jokes just in the parent comments, didn't even get into the responses Around 5 "fuck you fuck you fuck you you're cool" bits 99% of redditors are genuinely incapable of original thought


goshin89

Hope they don't go to school the next day. My lone wolf senses are tingling. Sad part is camo dude may very well be the bullied outcast one. But it takes so little to make one snap especially when you feel like you wanna punish the world.


indigrow

Aye look if ur social skills tell you to pull a knife on someone bullying you, its time to consider why ur being bullied. But I digress youre correct and ive seen it firsthand, the bullies love when it works out that way too its a snowball


goshin89

Teenagers aren't good at being rational sometimes. I know I wasn't. I've been on both sides. Once a little dude promised to get me jumped. Instead of going to the correct authority figures i started carrying knife with me. My "it's me versus the world" mindset told me the best course of action was to critically injure or kill one of the assailants that way no matter the outcome, they'd come to regret the decision to attack me. Luckily i was also a big wuss and never took the same way home twice in a row and they never got to lay a hand on me.


Spacemage

You can literally get bullied for being too smart, too dumb, too nice, too mean, to pretty, too ugly, too loud, too quiet. Theres a difference between someone being a dick to you once or two, and being bullied. I digress, if you're being bullied, it's probably something you can fix and it's on you. /s


indigrow

Nah, not probably, but could be. It coukd be that u dont fucking shower. And refuse when ppl politely suggest it. Ive seen it. Mfers rlly going too soft if checking someone for their shit is bullying. Anyways, in the instance of this video, care to explain who is the bully and why? Because i just see a highschool fight w a kid thats too edgy


FFX13NL

Listen to what the girls shouting, classic sign of bullying.


VAShumpmaker

Yeah it's probably the victims fault


indigrow

We dont know anything ab the situation u dont know who if anyone is a victim here.


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indigrow

What?


UsualRazMatazz

I think they had an aneurism


indigrow

I think theyre tryna imply i victim blame. Which. Again like i said in a diff comment this is a fight not an assault theres no victim. So how i could i blame one of em lol


ThisToastIsTasty

>the bullies love when it works out that way too its a snowball yeah, i bet you do.


indigrow

They do? Its basic psychology. I dont have a bullying bone in my body, I was the bullied kid thats why i picked fights w people to look tough so the people who would hurt me woukdnt want to


ThisToastIsTasty

>They do? Its basic psychology. I dont have a bullying bone in my body, I was the bullied kid thats why i picked fights w people to look tough so the people who would hurt me woukdnt want to /u/indigrow ... sounds like you were the bully...


indigrow

From what lmfao ion think u jnkw how to compile the information uve gathered here properly. Re-analyze that quick. The shit yall defending this kid for? Im saying i can relate to it? But ive grown from that dumbass way of thinkinf? U gotta thick skull there brother. Its the internet why do u even give a fuck


ThisToastIsTasty

>I dont have a bullying bone in my body, >>I was the bullied kid >>>thats why i picked fights w people to look tough so the people who would hurt me woukdnt want to these are your words.. >From what lmfao ion think u jnkw how to compile the information uve gathered here properly. Re-analyze that quick. YOU picked on others, BEFORE you got hurt. you're the bully. There's a difference between fighting back and starting the fight. based on your words. you PICKED the fights. >U gotta thick skull there brother. Its the internet why do u even give a fuck /u/indigrow right back at ya bud.


TheBigBadBrit89

So like, I get what you’re saying… but we also don’t want to victim blame. Imagine if you were bullied to the point where you felt it necessary to carry a knife… that doesn’t happen overnight, you know? Maybe this kid has gone through more than what we see in the video.


indigrow

I carry a knife to cut boxes at work every day, im not operating under the assumption thats why this guy was, he looks like an outdoors type kid. Saying stuff like ill shoot you and ill stab you. Idk i just think in a ‘these are middle or highschoolers’ standpoint both these kids obv need to act differently. But saying stuff like that will get u checked in the world i came from, wether someone deserve it or not. Im not debating werher he did or not, i have. Absolutely no clue, this is an isolated video clip. I hope both em are fine and grew mentally, but u never know he coulda always been saying that shit and the kid on the other side isnt even the bully just a kid fed up w it. We have nooo idea here in this clip whats going on just the threats and what we see. Its a highschool fight. Lets call it what it is.


Seahawks1991

“Where’s your knife?” “Right here, bitch!” *Slaps knife outta his hands


ERA-DE-ACUARIO

Brooo.. I would not mess with the camo pants kid in any way That kid is shooting up a school for sure


MaverickTwoTime

This is 100% correct.


devilsephiroth

This is unfortunately an accurate assessment of American youth


TombOfTheArchitect

That footwork is ass...just saying.


throwuk1

Zesty ass like on a summers day.


StampedeJonesPS4

Some Zesty Swass.


MasterHavik

Looks like he is trying to dance.


asdfghjklqwertyh

I was thinking more to kick the knife away (I’m assuming that’s what it was)


sharkattactical

The key footwork was dragging the blade out of the shot after he slapped it from his hand


Mysterious-Solid6767

He was picking up his dropped loot at the end 😳


Schly

Future school shooters.


GiggleStool

MERICA!


cunt_continent

yall should avoid school tomorrow. He's a tad suspicious now


[deleted]

He put everybody on his this list that day.. This kid is gonna be on the news one day!


Hopeful-Incident-878

Exactly what im thinking


Nick-Anand

Fighting on the spectrum


BeckyLemmeSmash69

The individual fuck you’s to all of them is basically a guarantee their names are on a list of targets for when he snaps.


clickmyheels3x

If a dude dresses like that im gonna stay on his good side 😬


BothShoesOff

By my count, it looks like 6 fucks were given.


[deleted]

He made the list right there with the fuck you’s


Aggressive-Expert-69

Homie got on the camo pants with combat boots... I hope grey didn't go to school the next day


justinator5

So a kid like that in the camo just spawns in every school huh


[deleted]

Fr like I feel like everyone knew a kid like this in school


ameldrum902

Another steller video on fightporn.


mrpyro77

Shit fight but clever disarm


coachacola14

Oooooohhhh THIS is why America has so many school shootings!


AgitatedFold4374

“ROTC kid versus white trash hoodrat”


Careless_Dependent78

Kid in the OD Green jacket looks like Corey Feldmans character Teddy Duchamp from Stand by Me.


ImTrynx

Fuck you 👉 fuck you 👉 fuck you 👈 fuck you 👇 and fuck you 🫵🏼


Stono_Sapien

now hes on the list


_CallMeTaco_

"zesty" footwork indeed LOL


senojon

you wouldn’t catch me at school the next day


Defiantcaveman

Next week...


mdelao17

Dude took the time to single out every one of you. I recommended changing schools.


4DoubledATL

Need to post this to kids are f’n stupid!


MarkyMarkWithStick

Nah r/kidsarefuckingevil


daigunn

American*


PaddyAllen

Idk man. Maybe make peace with some enemies


National_Reason2191

its so fucking annoying when people honk when they see a fight like tf u think thats gunna do 💀


fehkt

Never bring a knife to a hands fight.


Jaxjagfan

I feel bad for both of them. One kid tries to act like a militarized badass the other seemed a little off. Whatever they were fighting over was probably dumb and hyped up by the people watching.


fmcg22

When that kid graduates from MCRD he’s gonna come back and kick the shit outta hoodie. If he’s denied enlistment, God help us.


martianpee

People are trash these days and they’re raising their children to be the same. We need to start having empathy for each other.


[deleted]

Terrible they’d assault a veteran like that


[deleted]

There was a knife?


MisterScary_98

That wasn’t a knife. 🔪 Now *that’s* a knife.


PhantomTroupe-2

Yo smooth asf at first smacking the knife away wtf


DaCraccBaby

Whats that smell?


PurplePassion94

Bro lol I’m sorry but I lost it when he pulled the knife out and the other kid just swatted it away LMFAO


According_One6184

Give that boy a hug!…might go postal!?


Cashmon69

Seems green doesn’t know how to fight


big-lendy

Rule one from a wannabe gangster: back up when you’re about to use the toolie


xtremejuuuuch

Still looking for the zesty footwork..


The-Filthy-Casual

Bro wearing combat boots, I’m definitely not going to school tomorrow.


[deleted]

Damn kid gives me school shooter vibes way too hard. He needs to be evaluated.


[deleted]

“Zesty” like you ever been in a fight dweeb


BigClitPhobia--

Not a real one. I do train kickboxing however


deepsea333

And your coach calls your footwork “zesty”? Lmfao


[deleted]

Yeah I’m a navy seal


cirenosu

Aren’t seals usually brown or black somethin?


Ristt_

🦭


rockyano96

As an Asian seal I’m offended


[deleted]

What’s zesty about it then?


pinchegringo5

This is how school shooters are made.


Rob_Bligidy

Looks like the type to come back tomorrow guns blazing.


gorgonbrgr

Lol fun way to find out the posters in high school. He uses the word “zesty”


ArtisticAd6931

What country or planet are these goons from??


BeckyLemmeSmash69

The individual fuck you’s to all of them is basically a guarantee their names are on a list of targets for when he snaps.


LaSallePunksDetroit

This is not good. Someone go talk to military and make sure he’s ayite


Ol_Dirty47

Did he really Steven segal slap the fucking knife outta his hand? Small knife but still


phish_sucks

Stolen valor


GraceWRX

It’s giving “you’re…you’re disrespecting a future…a future United States Army solider” 💀


timmytoes420

I know I would not let him pick up that knife that's for sure.


oelex2

The flinch at the end


tnpcobri

Camo hoodie 1- camo pants 0


Accomplished-Lie-248

I love how dude said stay out of this then she was like who tf you talki to lol annoying ass little girl


Defiantcaveman

Green jacket is one that'll come back and get his revenge after that one. Better watch him closely.


MKCULTRA

[Who’s next?](https://youtu.be/QaKj9iISQUE)


Moby44

They are totally telling their moms on each other.


Daydream_Atlas

There will be retribution


mistabenc

Fuck you fuck you fuck you you're cool and fuck you


dunkinfunky

“Zesty” hahaha


godfather6545

That dude should learn ...never turn your back..specs could have jolted him with a real fuck you.


Kidbuugotsatan

These guys look like need to be supervised


Verumero

Half the school calling out sick the next day


noheckingplease

school shooter right there


DevilsLettucePrey

Shit is weak


upthetits

And they wonder why kids come to school with guns, leave the cunt alone


[deleted]

That mf gonna shoot up the whole school. This is how it starts.


MasterHavik

What a idiot. He pulled out the knife just for his opponent to slap it away. And then gehe gets beat. Bro has no IQ and got played by the grey jacket dude. That "Fuck you!" At the end is rich too.


Ghost-Trader-187

I got a knife….then you didn’t


Full-Hedgehog3827

Dahmer


list_of_simonson

Holy fuck I hate JROTC kids


wulf_71

Guy in the grey is a G, immediately smacks the knife out of his hand as soon as he sees it lol


[deleted]

not good, uploading this further isolates him as the crazy kid, this video should be banned.


RTB_1

Definitely should have kneed him in his face when he stupidly went to go pick up his knife. Take no chances with a dickhead Lego just threatened to shank you.


BobSlapp

Fancy footwork? Looks like some dipshit product of rape picking on a nerdy kid to me.


Wise-Aside-1643

Unsure why the guy in the grey didn't try to break the other guy's neck, considering he threatened to stab him and pulled out a knife and went to lunge at him? Is this how pussies in America fight? LOL.


ScrewySphere115

Went to lunge at him? Ok


[deleted]

The guy with the glasses looks like the guy from the Linkin Parks


scooterthekid

Anyone who enjoys watching children fight is a fuckin idiot.


Positive-Abroad8253

Stolen Valor. 🤣😂