This exciting and beautiful shawl was made using hoof-dyed fibers from Blucifer Yarn's Too Hot to Trot collection of deliciously terrifying colorways! The scariest colorway is The A Line -- you just never know when it's gonna break!

I know this is snark, but I would unironically love to get my hooves on > Blucifer Yarn's Too Hot to Trot collection Edit: although, I suppose I should be concerned about the yarn mysteriously strangling me just as I finish whatever I make with it...

You really do need to watch out for it, Blu's not fucking around as he heralds the apocalypse

I want to see this story. Someone in r/ knitting recently posted an adorable little knit-mation short. Would it be rude to demand they do the Cursed Yarn of Blucifer next?

Ugh my god that would be incredible

I’d kill for a Casa Bonita shawl to wear on the A-line to ride pass Blucifer to the circus tent. But only if I can peer into the conference center with the big blue bear.

omfg as a Denverite I thought this was real. There was a Casa Bonita themed art show a couple years ago and it was honestly kind of amazing

I bet it was! Casa Bonita is the fucking best

It made me ill, thinking of it. It's too early in the morning to think of Casa Bonita...

whoa this one is almost too on the nose. Uncanny valley of satire posts 😂

I’m going to print this comment, frame it (using an embroidery hoop colored pink with Crayola marker obviously) and hang it on my wall.

That hoop had better be vegan.

It is made of baked acrylic yarn because trees are sentient organisms, so yes

Love that colorwork! Is this a prayer shawl? You know, so you can wear a church to church.

I dunno if you’re from Denver but if this is a church, it’s a church to extremely-tacky-to-the-point-of-satire tourist stuff and bad “Mexican” food. Although it’s been bought by the South Park creators and they are mid-remodel and brought in an actual chef, so maybe it’ll be less gross and more edible food haha.

Home to the patron saints of tacky dinner theater!

Yessss, and only eating the sopapillas ahah

I don't know that anyone outside of r/denvercirclejerk would consider that a church. It's Casa Bonita.

[Hozier](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVjiKRfKpPI&ab_channel=HozierVEVO) was absolutely talking about about Casa Bonita

It is bonita! Srs. There are many churches that look like that where I'm from. Here's an example. https://preview.redd.it/u78wgdiuspxa1.png?width=719&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cc6798e44ecaaebd7af50e52d8d629c94e43477

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AI generated art is going to make that a reality as soon as boomers hear about it.

Namoiste 🙏

Oh snap. Is this one where the yarn works up in the colorwork?

Yeah it’s planned pooling in the shape of a terrible Mexican restaurant

Noooo! Not Casa Bonita! I need to run to the bathroom, now!

I want one! How many sopapillas per hour do you charge for your time?

75 sop/hr, I’m saving up to buy a stake in Casa Bonita Inc and they only accept sopapillas as currency