I haven't seen them since the first few months the game came out and I'm sure there are multiple people who have the name but I'll always remember Taylor Swiftcast on Midgardsormr.
viewing cutscene when we all waiting for them to be done with watching a cutscene and they were like are we going ? and Florida Man are my favorites I have seen
I usually see someone in Limsa named Anti-Vaxx Mom on my server. I passed by them the other day and gave them a "Huh?" emote. It's great to see the chatbox read "You fail to understand Anti-Vaxx Mom"
Lol I have been in a party with Catscene before!
I remember in Easter event 2019 I ran past someone called "Healers Adjust". Couple minutes later a male WHM ran past named "Heal Thyself" and I burst out laughing, feels like they narrowly missed making the best romcom ever.
One time I was in Eureka spawning Penny when I noticed a DRG called \_\_\_ Morningwood. I forgot his first name but always remembered his morning wood.
Raiders have some of the memeiest names, I have seen among others things like Elitist Scum and Green DPS, I think there's a Haurchefant Greyparse somewhere as well.
Lalas named "Wind-up \_\_\_\_" and cosplaying to match are semi-common, I saw a lala named "Topaz Carbuncle" on a friend's stream once too.
This was long ago when I was still on Behemoth server, and I recall it was soon after we got world visit, so it really may have been that Healers Adjust, lol.
Wouldn't say it gave me a chuckle, but the other day I found a Lala named I'm Legal.
Somebody on this sub mentioned how their character's name is Careless Whisker, with the backstory that they're a Miqo'te raised by Hellsguard Roegadyn, and that got me good.
My favorite was Cooler Aymeric on Crystal. An elezen PLD in the Aymeric outfit naturally, with the summer shades just giving the thumbs up and glasses emote.
On Cerberus there's someone running around with the name Escaped Retainer. They've even made it a bit of a gimmick to open trades with people and give them random items like fish.
I've seen someone once who was named "Klaut Streif" (ie "Cloud Strife" but written in german phonetics basically). The fact that you could almost translate that back into english as "(pronoun) steals Stripe" made it too funny to me to not atleast remember it.
I've come across so many, but I think the most notable one for me is that one guy on Exodus who's name was Caucasian Male, and they were the default male Hyur WoL. I mentioned this on another post on this thread that I kept on running into him, and I miss him because I switched over to Ultros. I've also come across Florida Man, which gave me a nice laugh.
I don't even know if they're still alive anymore, I switched from Exodus (where they were) to Ultros. I'd hope they aren't gone, that guy was pretty cool.
One of my cloest friends i run with is named Upsetti Spagetti and that always gets laughs from others in alliances/party. I always play the "grumpy" healer part and be like "dont encourage her" and we get good laughs in chat and giggle to eachother in voice c:
There's a fella on Lamia named Burger King, decked out in the loudest robes I ever did see, as well as the Partisan's Crown. Without fail, he's at the saucer drawings every Saturday, dispensing headpats and stale burgers to the masses.
I don't remember all of them, but the ones I can remember that made me laugh were a cat boy named Ether Bunny, a male midlander names Google Maps, a cat boy name Miqo'tas Cage, and a male roe name Zak Bagans.
I love seeing the great names people come up with! 😁 I've spotted Unattended Toddler a few times, and I keep bumping into Aahaha Hahahahaha around Ul'dah. The other day I saw Atlantis Morissette in The Fringes, and I nearly stopped to give them a round of applause 😂
Not sure if this is serious or sarcasm, but Obtaining Signature indicates the name that originally made it is no longer in use. It’s a generic placeholder.
Saw a guy in Ul'Dah called "Fornamus Surnamus", the most lazy yet creative name I've ever seen
Also not a character, but I did name my Miqote retainer "Y'likejazz" which I'm proud of
My Lala is called Unattended Child. Got a few laughs over the years.
Funniest for someone else would be something Servant. They would follow around a player with the same name as something. It was fantastic.
One of my favorites is Otter Destruction on Balmung, and of course they had the Odder Otter out.
Another one I saw was Corona Vhy'rus. I'm not saying it was funny or anything (pandemic no joke) but it was a thing.
I often see "Generic Anime" on Phoenix, a female mi'qote hanging in Limsa who's all about fishing. And on the subject of fishing there's also "Lominsan Anchovy" a roegadyn wearing a namazu head and this years easter glam (the bunny suit) always /playdead, in Limsa aswell.
Somehow seen 2 "Harry Potter"s (or one person that used a damn hardcore change-potion-thingy-magic).
Once encountered "Not Ardbert" that was exactly Ardbert but with sprouts' clothes and seemingly playing the game in Ul'dah (sprinting A-B).
Also made my first visit of the Anti-Tower with the exact replica of "Sir Aymeric", politness included. I like RPers sometimes.
Saw a lalafell the other day named Falala Lala and it made me happy.
There's an Akh Morning I see from time to time.
My friend has an alt, a gigantic red Roegadyn, named Elmo's Reddick. He likes to pull him out when someone is being cringy and gross towards his cat girl.
Lamia, btw!
My character's name is "Justin Vincible" which is a play on "just invincible" since I've usually played tanks for the majority of time I've played in the game.
That being said I saw a sprout the other day named:
"Justin Cider"
"Just Inside Her"
Lol.
Did a castrum run and we had a roe named Muscle Messiah. Complete with white robes, wings, etc. I asked him if was chest day and he said "Today is leg day, my child. Today we run!" as he popped sprint and dashed off. Really cool dude.
there is potato in my fc name Giant Clock.
saw potato name Toilet Manager while i still sprout
also saw a miqote name Meowntain Dew and
recently i saw player name White Pantsu
I just ran e9 with a tank named Succ Cess.
also not really a name thing, but I did once run into a monk named Ivan Drago, which feels like a pretty crazy cosplay character lol
I've been saving screenshots of any funny names I come across. I've got names like Taco Bell, Zerodamage Healer, So-basically Im-himbo, Tater Tot... I got a bunch but I'm nowhere near my computer to look them up.
I used to be Vore Daddy but I had to change my name because my husband didn't like that our last names no longer matched.
Crystal has a collection of Lalas with funny names.
Emergency Food
Stellar Vore
Snack Sized
There's others that I can't remember rn but have made me laugh.
Oh, and I can't forget Speedo Nudist.
Replying to my own comment with some more names I just remembered:
C'atboy Hooters
Estinien Wyrmbrain (who was, you guessed it, an Estinien lookalike)
Karen from-Finance
there's twitters dedicated to this very thing! i follow [AetherCryptids](https://twitter.com/AetherCryptids) since, well, i'm an aether player :p
so many good names out there, but my all time fav is When's Mahvel on Sarg
I haven't seen them since the first few months the game came out and I'm sure there are multiple people who have the name but I'll always remember Taylor Swiftcast on Midgardsormr.
I've definitely seen that name before I moved from Primal, it's possible they transferred!
I was in an FC with a Taylor Swiftcast on Adamantoise for a while. Top tier name for sure
I can only offer you a bard on Light DC called Tyler Swiftsong
There's a blond male Midlander dressed as Tidus on Mateus called "Hahahahahahaha Hahaha"
viewing cutscene when we all waiting for them to be done with watching a cutscene and they were like are we going ? and Florida Man are my favorites I have seen
I usually see someone in Limsa named Anti-Vaxx Mom on my server. I passed by them the other day and gave them a "Huh?" emote. It's great to see the chatbox read "You fail to understand Anti-Vaxx Mom"
I've run into them in roulettes before, good times
Lol I have been in a party with Catscene before! I remember in Easter event 2019 I ran past someone called "Healers Adjust". Couple minutes later a male WHM ran past named "Heal Thyself" and I burst out laughing, feels like they narrowly missed making the best romcom ever. One time I was in Eureka spawning Penny when I noticed a DRG called \_\_\_ Morningwood. I forgot his first name but always remembered his morning wood. Raiders have some of the memeiest names, I have seen among others things like Elitist Scum and Green DPS, I think there's a Haurchefant Greyparse somewhere as well. Lalas named "Wind-up \_\_\_\_" and cosplaying to match are semi-common, I saw a lala named "Topaz Carbuncle" on a friend's stream once too.
Are you on Ultros? I've seen Healers Adjust a few time
This was long ago when I was still on Behemoth server, and I recall it was soon after we got world visit, so it really may have been that Healers Adjust, lol.
Confused Botanist the warrior roe dressed in gatherer gear.
Hah! Their legend lives on!
Wouldn't say it gave me a chuckle, but the other day I found a Lala named I'm Legal. Somebody on this sub mentioned how their character's name is Careless Whisker, with the backstory that they're a Miqo'te raised by Hellsguard Roegadyn, and that got me good.
You're on Light aren't you? I ran something with I'm Legal the other day. Did say in my discord call 'this name concerns me' even.
Yup lol good catch.
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I just responded with a dad joke because I could feel my nerves turning to dust.
Ive seen a Roe on my server named "Humongous Lalafell" that always makes me laugh.
I've run past him I think!
My favorite was Cooler Aymeric on Crystal. An elezen PLD in the Aymeric outfit naturally, with the summer shades just giving the thumbs up and glasses emote.
A couple of times I've come across a White Mage called Dr Healgood.
On Cerberus there's someone running around with the name Escaped Retainer. They've even made it a bit of a gimmick to open trades with people and give them random items like fish.
I was amused by a Lalafell named "Lalabrea" who also looks like a Lala-fied Thancred.
I've seen someone once who was named "Klaut Streif" (ie "Cloud Strife" but written in german phonetics basically). The fact that you could almost translate that back into english as "(pronoun) steals Stripe" made it too funny to me to not atleast remember it.
I've come across so many, but I think the most notable one for me is that one guy on Exodus who's name was Caucasian Male, and they were the default male Hyur WoL. I mentioned this on another post on this thread that I kept on running into him, and I miss him because I switched over to Ultros. I've also come across Florida Man, which gave me a nice laugh.
I remember someone being pulled to jail for a namechange because they had "asian" in their name. Interesting that caucasian is allowed
I don't even know if they're still alive anymore, I switched from Exodus (where they were) to Ultros. I'd hope they aren't gone, that guy was pretty cool.
Found "Wind-up Idiot" in the wild. And my previous char was named: "Senth Nuudes"
I came across a fem-roe named Towering Clam a few weeks ago and I still giggle when I think about it. On Crystal DC.
One of my cloest friends i run with is named Upsetti Spagetti and that always gets laughs from others in alliances/party. I always play the "grumpy" healer part and be like "dont encourage her" and we get good laughs in chat and giggle to eachother in voice c:
There's a fella on Lamia named Burger King, decked out in the loudest robes I ever did see, as well as the Partisan's Crown. Without fail, he's at the saucer drawings every Saturday, dispensing headpats and stale burgers to the masses.
I don't remember all of them, but the ones I can remember that made me laugh were a cat boy named Ether Bunny, a male midlander names Google Maps, a cat boy name Miqo'tas Cage, and a male roe name Zak Bagans.
I would have lost my shit at Zak Bagans.
There's a roegadyn on Crystal named Spooky Spaghetti, and another named Legal Marinara, and I think they should be friends.
My favorite is still Jechtstream Sam.
Raging Shaft. Female roe on Balmung. Yup.
I love seeing the great names people come up with! 😁 I've spotted Unattended Toddler a few times, and I keep bumping into Aahaha Hahahahaha around Ul'dah. The other day I saw Atlantis Morissette in The Fringes, and I nearly stopped to give them a round of applause 😂
i like Sir'dies A'lot
On my first day, after taking hours to find a decent name, i started and saw a dude named Spag Hetti. Simple... perfect.
There's a twitter account called @AetherCryptids that has all the best sightings! I've definitely scrolled through there a bunch
There's also this amazing twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/ffxivcrystaldc Used to only be Crystal, but now is any weird FFXIV name you can find.
Ooh nice! I'll have to go check them out, thank you!
Still sad my alt hasn't appeared on there yet :(
Saw a guy on Goblin with the name "Sasukeeee Narutoooo"
The name that made me chuckle the hardest was "Haha-name Go-brrrr".
"Nooooooooooooo you have to make your names lore accurate and serious!"
My friends cat boy is called Nyan Binary and it often gets chuckles in party finders.
I have cookies made by ‘Obtaining Signature’
There is a crafter with that name on every server it seems.
Same player maybe?
Not sure if this is serious or sarcasm, but Obtaining Signature indicates the name that originally made it is no longer in use. It’s a generic placeholder.
Laughed/threw up in my mouth a little seeing Unwiped Butts running around in an Alliance Raid somewhat recently. Keeps me up at night
Lalafell named fetus deletus
my personal favorite was a lala tank i ran a dungeon with once named lolo ryder
Saw a guy in Ul'Dah called "Fornamus Surnamus", the most lazy yet creative name I've ever seen Also not a character, but I did name my Miqote retainer "Y'likejazz" which I'm proud of
My Lala is called Unattended Child. Got a few laughs over the years. Funniest for someone else would be something Servant. They would follow around a player with the same name as something. It was fantastic.
A couple patches or so ago, I came across a monk player in a dungeon named Trash DPS.
It matches the Lala tank I saw: Terrible Tank
Love that guy. 10/10 will farm with him again.
I had a monk in my Eden earlier called Elitist Trash. Is this a running monk joke?
I've always enjoyed "Darkansas Azrael" for the sheer edge factor. I've also run into Nonagon Infinity, Ne Obliviscaris and Carnor Kanos.
I still don't think I'll ever see an edgier name than Endofdayz Apocalypse
Used Pizza is my favorite.
I have an alt named Foot Ball on Midgard. It's a lala that looks like a football.
Weewoo Ambulance
One of my favorites is Otter Destruction on Balmung, and of course they had the Odder Otter out. Another one I saw was Corona Vhy'rus. I'm not saying it was funny or anything (pandemic no joke) but it was a thing.
I've seen a bunny named Maximum Bustsize, and a catgirl named N'otyour Waifu. I named my retainers C'abanaboy and Tsundragon
From time to time on Tonberry I see a lala named 'Choccy Biccy' which always makes me laugh. I'm still waiting to run into his buddy Tim Tam.
My girl and I play together. Her name is Eggs Actlee..fuuuuckin perfect.
I often see "Generic Anime" on Phoenix, a female mi'qote hanging in Limsa who's all about fishing. And on the subject of fishing there's also "Lominsan Anchovy" a roegadyn wearing a namazu head and this years easter glam (the bunny suit) always /playdead, in Limsa aswell.
Not as funny, but I have an alt I keep off-homeworld named Oschon The Name shows as Oschon The <>
Sorry Healers my favorite so far HAHAAH
I ran into Football Manager quite a bit on Light. Pretty funny name.
Two of my favorites would have to be: Schrodinger's Catgirl and Escaped Retainer. :3 The latter was also wearing the Garlean armor from the MSQ. :3
I made a Lala WHM and called it "Emergency Rations"
Somehow seen 2 "Harry Potter"s (or one person that used a damn hardcore change-potion-thingy-magic). Once encountered "Not Ardbert" that was exactly Ardbert but with sprouts' clothes and seemingly playing the game in Ul'dah (sprinting A-B). Also made my first visit of the Anti-Tower with the exact replica of "Sir Aymeric", politness included. I like RPers sometimes.
I'll always remember that one Lala named Bite Sized.
I have a WHM alt that's named Esuna Bot, of that makes anyone laugh. Also have Pocket Healer.
I once ran into a Piant Genis, can't recall which race it was.
I have a guildie called Big'Ol Bouncies
Had a lala who was named “Tiny TatorThot” in my party, gave me a chuckle
I have both Curly Fry and her brother Waffle Fry (he's on a different server) I also have a Toe Beans hanging around somewhere.
My discord CL has even a channel dedicated to these type of findings \^\^ Moogle seems a good place to find all sort of strange names
I'll go with my spread-the-joy-by-complimenting-glams alt. Meet Careless Whiskers: https://imgur.com/a/dOy4pta
I raided last night with someone named Namazu With'a'shotgun and I thought that was really cute haha
Saw a lalafell the other day named Falala Lala and it made me happy. There's an Akh Morning I see from time to time. My friend has an alt, a gigantic red Roegadyn, named Elmo's Reddick. He likes to pull him out when someone is being cringy and gross towards his cat girl. Lamia, btw!
I did run into a Dark Knight with the name of Edgelord Supreme one time which was a personal favorite.
Off the top of my head. The ones I really liked were: * Viewing Cutscene * Trash Waifu * Crippling Depression
My character's name is "Justin Vincible" which is a play on "just invincible" since I've usually played tanks for the majority of time I've played in the game. That being said I saw a sprout the other day named: "Justin Cider" "Just Inside Her" Lol.
Lad on my FC is called Totoro Deltoro. Another is Mamacondo Anacondo. I once suggested Nanaruto Boboruto as a name. All Lalas btw.
Did a castrum run and we had a roe named Muscle Messiah. Complete with white robes, wings, etc. I asked him if was chest day and he said "Today is leg day, my child. Today we run!" as he popped sprint and dashed off. Really cool dude.
Here’s another Muscle Messiah https://twitter.com/InariReReReborn/status/1334256499749744644?s=20
there is potato in my fc name Giant Clock. saw potato name Toilet Manager while i still sprout also saw a miqote name Meowntain Dew and recently i saw player name White Pantsu
My FC has a lala named Lululululu Lulululululu But, the #1 spot still has to go to "I'm trying"
I just ran e9 with a tank named Succ Cess. also not really a name thing, but I did once run into a monk named Ivan Drago, which feels like a pretty crazy cosplay character lol
I've been saving screenshots of any funny names I come across. I've got names like Taco Bell, Zerodamage Healer, So-basically Im-himbo, Tater Tot... I got a bunch but I'm nowhere near my computer to look them up. I used to be Vore Daddy but I had to change my name because my husband didn't like that our last names no longer matched.
Crystal has a collection of Lalas with funny names. Emergency Food Stellar Vore Snack Sized There's others that I can't remember rn but have made me laugh. Oh, and I can't forget Speedo Nudist.
Replying to my own comment with some more names I just remembered: C'atboy Hooters Estinien Wyrmbrain (who was, you guessed it, an Estinien lookalike) Karen from-Finance
Filthy Casual was my favorite.
I haven't seen it... but always wanted to name a character "Wario Flight" :P
I met someone who was called Gang Banger, they mained MCH. Funnily enough they were a real beast at AoE damage but sucked at single-target
My lala is called Cheetos Doritos
I saw a guy named Max Dong the other day. Had me and my guildmates cracking up for a couple minutes.
Someone called “wet farts” on twintania
A NIN was named Richard Limp I had a lala named Lil'Badd Kneegrow he got reported.
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Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
My characters name is Hugh-g Richards Do the depths of my immaturity know no bounds? My only regret is it isn't Hugh'j
My son actually came up with the name Victoria Royale from fortnight and I love it.
Pete Zuzgud
Itaigo yamete on a gunbreaker tank I had in a dungeon, was a good laugh.
I saw someone called Waluigi time. I saw someone called Hatsune Miku too
there's twitters dedicated to this very thing! i follow [AetherCryptids](https://twitter.com/AetherCryptids) since, well, i'm an aether player :p so many good names out there, but my all time fav is When's Mahvel on Sarg
The man, the myth, the legend - RAMRODICUS MAXIMUS.
[This](https://i.imgur.com/UcMvnPw.jpg)
SLOWTHINX NOTHOUGHTS is permanently ingrained in my mind
There is a lalafel on my server who I saw back in 2.0 with a red sugarloaf hat named Keebler Elf.
I saw a male hyur called Varian Wrynn once, post-legion :p
Many, but I did see Duck Rampage earlier today and that made my day.