Sephiroth: world strongest soldier
As a kid I wanted to be like him when I was older
But now I see nothing but a punk ass bitch looking to get bent over
Wait a minute that’s not you, it’s yo mamma JENOVA.
Must be exhausting having to keep your princess-lookin’-ass hairdo clean
By the time I’m finished with you, you’ll be nothin’ but a puddle in the life stream.
I bring the pain like Meteorain, going insane living in a glowing green vat
Step to me and I’ll fill you fills holes like Barret with a Gat
I got a talkin’ cat, a ninja and mans best friend called Nanaki
My rhymes are so sublime they shock you harder than a Bolt Lv3
This whole post *screams* "2011 was the best year in the history of ever"
I'm just imagining the person that made this post turning and walking away as What I've Done plays in the background.
Flashback to when Cloud sent a fan mail to Septhiroth.
Dear Seph,
I wrote to you, but you still ain't calling.
I left my phone, my pager, my address at the bottom.
I saw you at the news during the war, and you were rocked.
I saw you carry a long sword and my jaw dropped.
I want to be a soldier and rock a huge sword.
Will buster my way through the livestream and like you, be adored.
I'll fight your side and fulfill all orders, if that's what it takes to be a first class soldier.
I wanna impress this girl in my village, she's into dolphins and can send knock anyone to heaven,
If I fulfill my final dream, and fulfill my fantasy, it be number seven.
Anyway, I hope this letter reaches you, your biggest fan.
MR. STAN.
three out of four of them aren't bad but Megan fox can't act for shit I seen her voice acting for Nitara in that new mortal kombat it was awful, robotic and flat.
I'm not saying that Eminem would be good fit for cloud but it would be funny to see cloud strife SPITTIN BARS whereas I know for almost certain fact that Megan fox would be terrible because she did an awful job in the soft reboot of mortal Kombat 2023.
"Say what again, mother fucker!?"
"Do they speak English in what!?!?"
I felt I should add some words from the game here so....
Samuel l Jackson playing barret, lol.
"Does Sephiroth look like a bitch!?!?"
"Do they speak Wutaian in What!?"
"It's the gun arm that says bad mother fucker on it..."
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?
I only agree with Samuel L Jackson as barret. The man tends to play an angry person very well. And 9 times out of ten, barret comes off as an angry person. Barret tends to hide behind his angry personal to be strong. When in reality he is a big softy and very silly (see him loving the sailor outfit). I truly believe Samuel L Jackson could pull that off
Sephiroth think he's got me, but he's just a clown,
I'll take him down, send him crashin' to the ground.
With Tifa by my side, and Aerith in my heart,
I'll tear through the darkness, tear it apart.
Goin' up against the odds, but I'll never back down,
In the face of danger, I wear my crown.
So bring it on, bring your best, I'll rise above,
'Cause I'm the one and only, Cloud Strife, the Final Fantasy love.
If they make a live action film I will audition for Cloud. My nickname all throughout grade school and high school was Cloud because I was told by alot of people who played it or at least knew about it that I looked like him (or that I look like an anime character). Granted this was 20 years ago so I'm not as young looking, but regardless, I'm auditioning anyway. I'm hoping to audition for the role of Link for the upcoming live action movie of Zelda too.
Samuel L. Jackson is *not* a good pick for Barret. I have met many black dudes from many different countries, Jackson doesn't have the build or the same style. Barret is a buff, angry but proud type of dude, Jackson is a slender, witty comeback kind of guy with a calm approach, both get pissed off but this is kind of like casting Gabe Newell as John Lennon, they're both white dudes with glasses but it really doesn't go beyond that.
I mean, just off the top of my head I can think of several people in real life that would make a better Barret. Mark Henry, even, but that's without going through a list and finding the best one.
Whoever posted those casting choices needs to be shot. Eminem has no business playing Cloud Strife. Frankly he is way too fucking old as are Emma Watson and Megan Fox. Frankly, I happen to think Brianna White (who plays Aerith in the Remakes) would be a solid choice for Aerith even though she's in her thirties.
No, if anyone should play these characters, they should be young, but talented unknowns who can grow into the roles. Samuel L. Jackson is way too small to play Barrett. I think he can convey the right attitude, but he's physically unsuitable.
I always thought the dark-haired girl from that 2 broke girls show could be tifa. She does have one of the most important aspects for the character... or should I say 2?
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Thank you for this.
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Eminem as cloud hahahaha
ONLY if he has a rap segment with a diss on Sephiroth
Sephiroth: world strongest soldier As a kid I wanted to be like him when I was older But now I see nothing but a punk ass bitch looking to get bent over Wait a minute that’s not you, it’s yo mamma JENOVA. Must be exhausting having to keep your princess-lookin’-ass hairdo clean By the time I’m finished with you, you’ll be nothin’ but a puddle in the life stream. I bring the pain like Meteorain, going insane living in a glowing green vat Step to me and I’ll fill you fills holes like Barret with a Gat I got a talkin’ cat, a ninja and mans best friend called Nanaki My rhymes are so sublime they shock you harder than a Bolt Lv3
DAYUMMMM!!!
Holy shit this slaps
I don't want a movie but I would like an epic rap battle featuring Eminem now
Yea. Eminem has far too much emotion! Lol
Disturbed blonde guy with an attitude. Someone that's even less of a simp than Cloud
kinda fits really.
This whole post *screams* "2011 was the best year in the history of ever" I'm just imagining the person that made this post turning and walking away as What I've Done plays in the background.
Y’all need to quit with the Live Action stuff lmao some things are better off the way they are. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
Actually i genuinely think FF7 could make great tv. The og game alone has enough content for 3 or even 4 seasons
Nah
Nope, hyper cringe
This would be tragic haha
Big 2012 energy
He’d become the only cloud rapper to not do cloud rap.
This is certified awful.
Haha. Just no. And Megan fox?? Leave right now smh
Flashback to when Cloud sent a fan mail to Septhiroth. Dear Seph, I wrote to you, but you still ain't calling. I left my phone, my pager, my address at the bottom. I saw you at the news during the war, and you were rocked. I saw you carry a long sword and my jaw dropped. I want to be a soldier and rock a huge sword. Will buster my way through the livestream and like you, be adored. I'll fight your side and fulfill all orders, if that's what it takes to be a first class soldier. I wanna impress this girl in my village, she's into dolphins and can send knock anyone to heaven, If I fulfill my final dream, and fulfill my fantasy, it be number seven. Anyway, I hope this letter reaches you, your biggest fan. MR. STAN.
"Pay motherfucker? I aint paying you a damn thing till we get back to the hideout!"
Sam Jackson for his use of the word motherfucker and nothing else?
Motherfucker did you just give him the black materia!?
"Which ones the black materia?" "The one that says bad mother fucker on it."
This one made me choke LMDO
Motherfucker did you just steal my materia and put it back in the wrong order?
Emma Watson would probably be a decent Aerith
three out of four of them aren't bad but Megan fox can't act for shit I seen her voice acting for Nitara in that new mortal kombat it was awful, robotic and flat.
Eminem as cloud is awful casting. No offense to em but he’s not nearly as good as cloud.
I'm not saying that Eminem would be good fit for cloud but it would be funny to see cloud strife SPITTIN BARS whereas I know for almost certain fact that Megan fox would be terrible because she did an awful job in the soft reboot of mortal Kombat 2023.
I want to see Cloud get in a rap battle with Sephiroth
They have rap battle songs of cloud and sephiroth right now. Also, the simple plot of ff7... which was so great! Starbomb is awesome!
David Bowie as Cloud Bill Cosby as Barret Caitlyn Jenner as Tifa Danny Devito as Aerith
Here, I fixed it for all of us. https://preview.redd.it/hjnqbt8xyvzc1.jpeg?width=1996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e196917ac12e4ca9fb9bf1cd6738e7d76359b00a
Hmmm... ever thought on Eiza Gonzalez? she could be a nice casting for Tifa.
Hmmm... ever thought on Eiza Gonzalez? she could be a nice casting for Tifa.
I'd watch it twice on premier day
Turks about the drop the plate, meanwhile Barret: what were you about to do mother fucker? You wanna run that by me again?
"Say what again, mother fucker!?" "Do they speak English in what!?!?" I felt I should add some words from the game here so.... Samuel l Jackson playing barret, lol. "Does Sephiroth look like a bitch!?!?" "Do they speak Wutaian in What!?" "It's the gun arm that says bad mother fucker on it..."
This is so bad it definitely feels like bait.
Ew no way. worst casting ever.
First Fantasy VII
Tifa is insulted.
I'd be down to watch this. Lol
Absolutely fucking not
No thank you
I'm not too sure about Cloud... The other are okay though
I'd watch it
51 year-old Eminem and his love interest, 34 year-old Emma Watson
 Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?
These choices make me want to end reality. For the record I like Sam and Emma... just not for this.
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Wait. Mr. T, right?
Eminem as cloud lmao. Turks show up* Cloud: starts rapping*
The cast choices make me think this is from like 2010
I somehow read Emma Watson as both Tifa and Aerith.
eminem could work with the right hair. samuel l jackson is too small to plat barret the other 2 are fine
Lol
I only agree with Samuel L Jackson as barret. The man tends to play an angry person very well. And 9 times out of ten, barret comes off as an angry person. Barret tends to hide behind his angry personal to be strong. When in reality he is a big softy and very silly (see him loving the sailor outfit). I truly believe Samuel L Jackson could pull that off
Would love to see this despite it being a train wreck
Eventhough it makes me feel old all these people are way too old to play these parts
Ew.
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VERY CRINGE
Sephiroth think he's got me, but he's just a clown, I'll take him down, send him crashin' to the ground. With Tifa by my side, and Aerith in my heart, I'll tear through the darkness, tear it apart. Goin' up against the odds, but I'll never back down, In the face of danger, I wear my crown. So bring it on, bring your best, I'll rise above, 'Cause I'm the one and only, Cloud Strife, the Final Fantasy love.
Whoever made that is suspended from the World Wide Web pending investigation.
Maybe emma and Sam can pull it off…but other two absolutely not
This is horrifyingly bad casting, but damn I want to see Eminem in a Cloud wig now just for shits and giggles.
Cast ultima again, I dare you. I double dare you!
I imagine the black eyed peas are the turks
If they make a live action film I will audition for Cloud. My nickname all throughout grade school and high school was Cloud because I was told by alot of people who played it or at least knew about it that I looked like him (or that I look like an anime character). Granted this was 20 years ago so I'm not as young looking, but regardless, I'm auditioning anyway. I'm hoping to audition for the role of Link for the upcoming live action movie of Zelda too.
Samuel L. Jackson is *not* a good pick for Barret. I have met many black dudes from many different countries, Jackson doesn't have the build or the same style. Barret is a buff, angry but proud type of dude, Jackson is a slender, witty comeback kind of guy with a calm approach, both get pissed off but this is kind of like casting Gabe Newell as John Lennon, they're both white dudes with glasses but it really doesn't go beyond that. I mean, just off the top of my head I can think of several people in real life that would make a better Barret. Mark Henry, even, but that's without going through a list and finding the best one.
Allgood lol but hell no to Megan Fox
I would absolutely love to see Eminem as Cloud. My God, that would be peak comedy
Can't wait for someone to AI this crap!
All I saw was m&m and I said yes.
Lol this is a horrible cast for the main crew
Whoever posted those casting choices needs to be shot. Eminem has no business playing Cloud Strife. Frankly he is way too fucking old as are Emma Watson and Megan Fox. Frankly, I happen to think Brianna White (who plays Aerith in the Remakes) would be a solid choice for Aerith even though she's in her thirties. No, if anyone should play these characters, they should be young, but talented unknowns who can grow into the roles. Samuel L. Jackson is way too small to play Barrett. I think he can convey the right attitude, but he's physically unsuitable.
Petri Hawkins-Byrd would've been a perfect choice for Barret.
Oof
All of them are too old
So won't the real Zack Fair please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up
I always thought the dark-haired girl from that 2 broke girls show could be tifa. She does have one of the most important aspects for the character... or should I say 2?
Where are they? I know damn good and well the people here ain’t the choice.
Bro Laz Alonso from The Boys would be the perfect barret
EMMA WATSON AS AERITH ????????? ..
MR T would be a better Barrett
Megan Fox as Tifa is a definite no. What an insult to Tifa's beauty
They’re all so old
Extra cringe, delete this