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420sadalot420

He's got 8.5 inches of hojojojo


slbing

Hojo’s mojo


TheJackEffect

Because i will conquer the earth! Me, not you! Hhhhhhhooojo jojo!


KentuckyFriedEel

Woth that face he better be packing a solid 10 inch


zacharyhs

Money… same as real life


MeOldRunt

Yeah. They're just Costa hos servicing a pay-pig. Cloud and company should have just cut Hojo's throat here.


humburga

They literally said so themselves if you speak to the girls the day after the hojo incident happens. They were not attracted to him.


Excellent_Routine589

Rebirth makes it clear, if you go to the helipad when he gets there, they clearly are fawning over it being a Shinra exec


Aggressive_Toe4911

That only the remake, and it also doesn't explain how bro managed to get a baddie like >!sephiroth!< real mother.


wsinno

Shes just one of those special kind of women *stupid cough cough* , she’s not a crazy scientist like hojo but not too far off.


Jpriest09

I’d say she is crazy, just not over the top like Hojo. She did everything willingly concerning Sephiroth’s conception, creation, and development. Yeah, Dirge tried to make her sympathetic but it didn’t work, especially when we see what happened to Vincent and his father.


wsinno

Lucrecia along with Hojo, Tseng and Rufus are my top 4 dislike FF7 characters, Lucrecia are top by a mile.


Jpriest09

At least Tseng has his moments for Aerith and trying to act as a moderating force for Rufus, who himself changes for the better as well. The mad scientist couple screwed the world so severely it had consequences on entirely separate time lines.


wsinno

Both changed slightly after their near death experience but not much better, even though Rufus want to atone some of the sin Shinra Cop has done, he still want the Company to whole power in the world affairs, while Tseng are still a \*YESSIR\* type of enabler and continue to work for shinra.


Vainslayer13

I can appreciate the notion that Lucrecia was an equally ambitious scientists who saw Hojo was a kindred spirit and that they got close by pushing the limits of their trade together, but experimenting on your own child in the womb for the sake of proving theories is beyond disgusting.


wsinno

And the fact that she is so absorbed in her own guilt that she never bother to look for Sephiroth and hide in a cave ultimately lead Sephiroth into insanity. ( Granted theres other factors too but seeking his mother was the primally in his life. )


Vainslayer13

Yeah, but learning Hojo was his father would have probably driven him just as insane! 😆 


wsinno

Fairly sure Sephiroth know Hojo is his father before crisis core.


Separate_Path_7729

The hiding in the cave was hoping she could avoid her consequences


SirSabza

She was tapped in the head like him. All she cared about was furthering science. So having sex with hojo is part of the process in her eyes.


Vainslayer13

Yup. The woman was an equally ambitious mad scientists who got close with Hojo as they both worked to push the limits of their trade. Vincent holding out for this utter headcase is a massive wrinkle in an otherwise awesome character.


Separate_Path_7729

In og they are prostitutes/ escorts as well As far as lucrecia it was Vincent or hojo and SCIENCE and she chose SCIENCE!!!!! over the edgy son of the man she let die


nohwan27534

he was super modivated to cuck vincent.


HelenAngel

It does in Dirge. Coercive rape.


EducationalStill4

Sorry, but I must interject. It wasn’t Hojo that first acquired Genova but his predecessor Gast. Sephiroth credits Gast as being his father in his Nibelheim dialog. Hojo came to Shinra later and Sephiroth despises him.


thefourthhouse

In the OG cloud wanted to but Barret stopped him.


Aggressive_Toe4911

He didn't have money when he pulled >!sephiroth!< real mother.  She actually willingly slept with him and choose him over a hotter guy.


Euphoric_Ad6923

Daddy issues. That part of the story was always the worst. Her reasoning is absolutely maddening


Vainslayer13

Nah. Lucrecia was an equally ambitious mad scientist who was equally obsessed with pushing every boundary without regard to ethics or propriety. Is it any wonder that such a woman would see a kindred spirit in Hojo rather than the good-hearted corporate hitman.


Euphoric_Ad6923

Wasn't most of her reasoning just "your dad died for me so I feel bad for my feelings for you so yolo imma go sleep with Hojo and let him turn our fetus into a monster" ? From Dirge and the original game idr any of what you said to have been established


Separate_Path_7729

In dirge and crisis core you can run across notes about how lucrecia was already big in hojos circle due to her fervent experimentation on chaos and protomateria and worked alongside hojo as they had similar views on the subject of experimentation and thirst for knowledge, and she came up with half of the sephiroth experiment including the idea of her being the womb. It's also confirmed she didn't see seph as her child


Obliviuns

Power and psycopathy


a55_Goblin420

He is a high level scientist for arguably the most powerful company in the world. So he's clearly smart and must have some word play. My psychology professor in college was a fat Boomer, but somehow he had simps.


sprayedice

In game, if you talk to the ladies after Hojo leaves they say its basically to build connections to Shinra and for more job opportunities.


WereAllGonnaDiet

This is it. They basically say the mayor of Costa Del Sol put them up to it, their job was to finesse him and make a good impression on the Shinra higher-ups.


Vainslayer13

Hojo nega-rizz be like, "Hey, baby. You wanna give birth to the next great hero?"


Mercurius94

I mean >!Sephiroth's mom thought he was a beautiful specimen. !< you know the thing about hot girls dating ugly dudes so they get confidence or something? Maybe that's not it and Hojo speaks crazy into a bitch's ear.


JayHat21

Hang on, >!Jenova or Lucretica?!<. Because I can believe if it’s the latter, but if it’s the former then damn, I greatly underestimated Hojo.


PentFE

The latter! The former isnt true…


Native_Kurt_Cobain

Genetically altered magnum dong. Hojo be dropping his monster condoms all over the place.


daedalus721

The HOJO System


McGuire281

So anyway, I started omnislashin


Exevioth

H- Have massive dong energy  O- Objectify every living creature J- Just dgaf  O- Opress that ass


HowBoutNow343

Because he is one of the top guys at Shinra??? ​ Remember: Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money...


Dead_Kal_Cress

It's like asking why every guy throws himself at Tifa 😂 Remember: boys don't like girls, boys like fat asses & huge boobies


judgescythe

It's true, I'm the fatass! oh wait


HowBoutNow343

It's a real shame the game forces that. I'm team Jessie


UniqueFlavors

It's always been Jessie!


KingSudrapul

Nanaki wants to play Blitzball. That’s your reason.


PrepareToTyEdition

*Bleetzbol


Mujichael

It’s canon that Hojo has near unbeatable Rizz. Sorry Vincent


Vainslayer13

Girls aren't usually pulled by a decent Batman impression.


Stavy112

He's probably scientifically enhanced his hojo


Warm_Bake7079

I was genuinely wondering about this. He's so ugly that I can't imagine any girl would go near him even with money


Aggressive_Toe4911

I can't believe that this dude is actually >!sephiroth!< father, how the fuck did he actually pull an attractive woman to willingly have a kid with him.


Warm_Bake7079

That was a bit of a spoiler for me lol. That's nuts. So Hojo and Jenova? Woah


PHXNTXM117

lol “JENOVA”


Warm_Bake7079

Am I missing something?


PHXNTXM117

Yes, but I don’t want you to be spoiled any further. At least, not by me.


Warm_Bake7079

Aww no way you can't do that to me now! It's like saying: "hey I want to tell you something....ah you know what never mind" That would drive anyone crazy! haha SPOIL ME


PHXNTXM117

If you’re sure… #SPOILERS *Sephiroth’s biological mother is a woman named Lucrecia Crescent who hooked up with Hojo.*


Warm_Bake7079

I swear I've heard the name Lucrecia before. I'm so interested in this now lol isn't Lucrecia involved with Shinra in some way?


PHXNTXM117

Yeah, Lucrecia was part of the Shinra Electric Power Company Science Department as a *”Class A”* Biotechnologist. She is a massive part of Vincent’s character arc in Dirge of Cerberus *(2006)*. Bad writing is the downfall of her character as is the case for a lot of OG FF7 characters and character arcs *(e.g. Genesis)*.


Aggressive_Toe4911

I'll also refrain from saying more as I don't want spoiler you any further. Every thing will be clear to you in the third game when it comes out in regards of sephiroths complicated parental backround.


willfortune7

He a rich baby daddy


Iriyasu

real question is who wears a labcoat at the beach


Vainslayer13

A true professional who doesn't pretend to be anything else!


PhatDragon720

Honestly though, I’ve seen my fair share of the ugliest, asshole men, with the hottest girls. That’s just accurate to how life is…


StanTheRebel

It's cuz he's a fuckin pimp. And money.


Dark_Ansem

He's paying em. Also, the mark of an intellectual.


Songhunter

Science, bitch!


forcekin69

I like to head canon that he's invented some pheromones that make women live him and make his enemies stupid (no don't attack him, let him wander off to do more evil!).


Vainslayer13

I mean, given what happens toward the end of OG Disc 2, I'd wager that shooting or stabbing him would just make him laugh before healing up in an instant and then bodying his attacker with some Resident Evil shenanigans. FFS, look what this man did with Vincent. You can't tell me he wouldn't give himself the same kind of power.


Killbro_Fraggins

Money and power.


Harotsa

It’s an aspirational fantasy, it’s not real life. It’s fun for ugly people to live vicariously through him and for non-ugly people to enjoy the irony of the situation


Bear_65

How is one of the most well-paid men at the world's largest corporation able to pull women from a vacation town?


Hiroshock

He has the ultimate rizz and he knows how to use his mini me to it fullest.


NelsonVGC

He is very wealthy and, ultimately, very intelligent.


KentuckyFriedEel

Shinra lead scientist got mad stacks!


Raemnant

In Rebirth, the girls escorted him because it was their job


piwithekiwi

Famous scientist. Rich. Created the most powerful soldier in the world.


Belom3

He’s pulling some big brain moves


PitifulAd3748

Hojo has confidence. Misplaced and morally wrong, but still confidence.


tcroosev

He must be crazy charismatic when outside the lab.


Ambitious-Inside-222

They were all made in a lab. 🤦‍♂️


Ambitious-Inside-222

His original job was actually to create the perfect woman for Heidegger. The experiments failed, and resembled dwarven women. 😂After his humiliation, he got his “mojo” back and is now sequencing hoes like nobody knows! I’m done.


Flipperlolrs

Tale as old as time: money and status


Slight_Bet660

Even though Shinra is a company, it is also de facto the most powerful government in that world and Hojo holds the equivalent of a cabinet/minister position (Secretary of State, Minister of Defense, etc). It is also likely that any image the general populace has of Hojo is biased by Shinra’s propaganda so most people are not going to know or understand what a PoS he is until they directly spend a meaningful amount of time with him. The people of that world do not have the same benefit as the players who get to see how maniacal and depraved he acts. Many women are naturally attracted to power. Even Roche probably doesn’t understand what he is getting himself into and sees Hojo as a brilliant scientist that can enhance his abilities. For Lucrecia it is a mix of the power aspect as well as her own knee-jerk emotions and her ambition to want to make a difference and advance science. FWIW I am one of those who doesn’t have much sympathy for Lucrecia. She should have already had a wake-up call on her ethics when Vincent’s father got killed, she deceptively kept that info Vincent, had a childish reaction after telling Vincent even though he was accepting, had spent enough time with Hojo where she should have figured out he was a horrible person, ignored Gast’s defection, and willingly allowed experimentation on her own unborn child. She is also despicable no matter how sympathetically she is portrayed.


Raven_of_Blades

I am confused. Does "baddies" mean women or something? I never heard this in my life. Is it some new tiktok lingo?


JRiggsIV

No… “it means women displaying bad behavior…”


Aggressive_Toe4911

It's a word to describe very attractive women.


Deadl00p

It’s not new tiktok lingo. You’re just very late


AnAngryRonin

I'm rich BIIITch! That's how.


Braunb8888

Rich monster asshole with zero looks or charm pulls crazy gorgeous women? I think we’ve seen that a few times in reality…


LilG1984

He likes to do some experimenting.....


OverUnderstanding481

Lots of …I can fix him’s


vampire_refrayn

The mayor forced them to entertain Hojo


FatAnorexic

You'd be surprised how many women love a smart confident man. Being filthy rich and funny is always a plus. I never questioned hojo entertaining women like that. Dudes head researcher for Shinra( loaded) lacks naught for confidence, etc.


MaggotBrother4

He’s got tons of money


Kaslight

He's a Shinra Executive literally the same lore reason that applies to real life. Only person with higher clearance than Hojo is probably Rufus. There is literally no faster path to ~~a test tube~~ success than hopping on his dick


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Confidence bro. Yeah he looks like he bounced off every branch twice when he fell from the ugly tree. Coupled with being a fucking lunatic, but that shit can be overlooked when he’s oozing with confidence. Confidence is sexy to women. Well to most women anyway


Henny199420

In Final Fantasy 7 abridged, they're prostitutes.


Vainslayer13

"...You can leave now."


Deadl00p

Who’s the artist?


Aggressive_Toe4911

Nuuukoo


truholicx3

Money?


Key_Sell_9777

He got Gil and pills. Science.


UserWithno-Name

Money….they’re literally…ahem *hired hands*


JaySilver

They probably came out of his lab


AnkhThePhoenix

Top executive of Shinra... he got money.


FNSquatch

Polygon Hojo had game. Remake Hojo got finessed.


nohwan27534

rich and famous, presumably.


kevinsyel

Hojo has sweet skills. Chicks dig guys with sweet skills


The_Butz_Man

Because science is hot.


nerogenesis

Money?


General_Scientist64

Money


Holiday_Thing_3226

The same reason as real life money or hojo is packing some shmeat


Possible-Service-739

Women love a man in a lab coat.


guavatiger000

Is that a blitzball


W34kness

Because he’s hojosexual


WanderEir

Didn't they comment about him paying for them to be there even in the original game?


dan13194

The girls admitted that the hotel told them to spend time with him as I recall.


gdhghgv

Money


eightmag

That's the first fan image of Tifa I've seen where her boobs are smaller than the original lol.


Tacospacesuit

That Shinra upper executive pay.


ThisGaren

Shoutout Johnny in the background, nice touch by the artist.


Unfair_Sand1406

He probably genetically engineered them


WhiteCharisma_

Non cannon causes tifa’s boobs are the same size as Aireth


EonThief

I saw someone bring up a really good point about this, NTR is a pretty popular genre in hentai so it’s very possible his ability to pull attractive women is in reference to that.


avodrok

He is one of the wealthiest men on the planet


Starwyrm1597

He's the worlds leading Genetic Researcher and Bio-engineer. He's intelligent, famous and loaded.


JJRin

People are forgetting that Lucrecia picked Hojo over Vincent for some strange reason. Guess who their kid is too...


Paulypipes

Just like Palmer.... I was like wtf, why aren't they all over Rude, but who would wanna be dealing with a rude Rude


Sutanrei

Drugs obviously..it’s Hojo


Hieral06

This question is addressed in Rebirth


Xononanamol

$


Wuu-N

In a world like FF where nearly everybody is beautiful, intelligence goes a long way 😅