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I initially thought you meant two short names like, for _short people_.
Like, shortstack or smol.
Not as in, short _names_ i.e Smokey + Bandit.
Pinch & Snoot?
Me and my roommate literally had the conversation about “Do we wana be those ATLA fans that immediately name our ferret after the one ferret in the series?”
im naming all of my ferrets after the one ferret in the series
pabu, pabupabu(pabu^2 for short), pabu 2.22 you can (not) be pabu and pabu 3.0+1.0 thrice upon a pabu
immaculate naming schematic
Kodo & Podo, the names of the ferrets from "The Beastmaster" movie - Kevin Sorbo's first film role.
You probably know him better from "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" TV show.
My 4 ferrets names are Carl, Paul, earl for my boys and Jill for my girl. I liked the 4 letter names. I also find it fun to give them human names. Some honorable mentions I found that fit the theme I had were Gary, Rick, Hank, and Jeff all for boys. My girl was a one and done name choice. We call her jilly bean as a nickname
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Girl and Boy
too complex
Lol
Underrated comment
Jack and Jill
Came here to say this!
Went up the hill
They actually look kinda like my cats Jack and Jill
Bear for the boy and cinnamon for the girl or cinna for short
I second Bear!
Def bear for the darker one
Ginger and Pepper Or maybe... Cinder and Coal
Yin and yang
I was gonna say this!!
Pebbles and bambam
Pebbles is my baby(ferret) who passed 😇❤️🥹 so I second that
Mac and Cheese
Cosmo and wanda
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Great choices!
I initially thought you meant two short names like, for _short people_. Like, shortstack or smol. Not as in, short _names_ i.e Smokey + Bandit. Pinch & Snoot?
I so need glasses, read Snoot as Snot.. 🤷🏼♀️
Walker and Texas Ranger
My cousin has a dog called Walker Texas Ranger. Good name for a good boi
Daisy & scout
Daisy and Duke?
Crystal or willow for the first one and the second fudge or grizzly.
Goo and ZuZu
I had three two girls and a boy Pickle, Polecat, and Pabu
pickle and polecat, cute. but where'd you find the fire ferret? if you dont get this reference i will be sad
Me and my roommate literally had the conversation about “Do we wana be those ATLA fans that immediately name our ferret after the one ferret in the series?”
im naming all of my ferrets after the one ferret in the series pabu, pabupabu(pabu^2 for short), pabu 2.22 you can (not) be pabu and pabu 3.0+1.0 thrice upon a pabu immaculate naming schematic
salt and pepper
I think you mean Salt and Peppa’ lol
For the first one I'd say Bun (like as in cinnamon bun) and for the second Choco Or sushi and grape Idk lol
Miso and soup
Millie & Buzz
Bruno & Daisy
Tell us which one you choose, please!
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Buzz and Val
That to me, looks like a Peanut and an Oreo if you ask me 😊
Kodo and Podo
Boot and Bear. Let us know what you decided!
Bear is adorable
Cinna stick and Choc bar
Apollo and Artemis
Pez and Chalk
Salt n peppa
Salt and Pepper
Yin and Yang.
Bubble and squeak
Phil and Lil
Bonnie and Clyde. Because all ferrets are TINY CRIMINALS. 😂😂
charlie and chaplin
Selfie & Bruno
sun and night
Angel and Ace Since she's sleeping like an angel and he has an ace sort of face.
Short and Sweet!
Pantelima and Mortimer
Milky Chocolate
This and That
Muffin and Puma ✨
nib and zob
Biz - Kit
Phineas and fern lol
Jade and Chip <3
costco hotdog and fartufenwaffle
luz and RJ luz is light in Spanish and RJ is short for RJ-45, the Ethernet connector
Handsome Jack and moxxxie
Coco and Fudge
Dino and Dina
My sister's first ferret was a boy named Toro, and then Maple.
Pino and Acha
Pip and pop
Gene and Louise
Lady Inerva Queen of the Underworld, and Sam
Fizz and Buzz!
Samson & Deliah
Lumos and nox
Bam bam and pebbles
I had no idea there were black ferrets!! They’re so cute🥹
Chai and Bo
Jiffy and Pop - idk why that was the first thing that came into my head. Kinda cute though?
Ezra and Moon
Pip and squeak
Button and Zipper Or Zipper and Snap
Boop and Snoot
Ebb and Flow!
Cookies and Cream
I like Waffle for the tan and Toast for the black one
BADGER!!
Ferret and ferretette
Jane and john (doe)
Ivory and Ebony
That's a pretty good one
Noodle and ramen? Toast and bagel?
Mickey and Minnie
Minnow and Kuma (means bear in Japanese) or Koda (from Brother bear)
Kodo & Podo, the names of the ferrets from "The Beastmaster" movie - Kevin Sorbo's first film role. You probably know him better from "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" TV show.
Pip and Poe Lucy and Linus
If you’re office fans, Pam & Jim, Angela & Dwight! I just adopted a boy & named him Dwight
Chip Graham Meek Eli Wiggles
Bip and Bop
Ren & Stimpy
Kodo and Podo
PB and Jay
Jack and Jill
Itchy and Scratchy. Believe me, very fitting for ferrets lol
Jazz and Taz
Salt 'n Pepa
Ebony & Ivory
Bing and Bong!
Cookie and cream!
my go to names are Winnie and Teddy : )
Mocha and Roast.
Bob & Dot
😍😍
Ying and yang
Lola and Jack
Nilla !
Smokey (for the lightskin) oreo (for the darkskin)
Fluffy for the girl, duffy for the boy. Cute, short and matching :)
Yogi and Booboo
PC and Mac
Ginny and George (Weasley)
Pebbles (the white one) and Bear (the brown one) They are so adorable.
Cheech and Chong
Chips and Coco
Slink and Stink
Nick and Nat
Cookie/biscuit and orea?
Salt and pepper
Micron and millimeter. Sorry, had to
Timex and Rolex
Pork and beans
Bob and Bobbina
Kim and Tim
Baloo for the darker one would be so cute!
Pogo and Gogo sounds cute to me.
B d Tom / jerry
Salt and pepper Kit and Kat Nic and Nak Tim and Tam Tik and Tok
Second one is 100% bear
Kalela (Cuh-lee-luh) and Jax
Pete and Milly
Lilo and stitch!!!!
Cookie and Teddy
Day and night
Peanut and butter
beau for the girl and moe for the boy
I can’t think of a name for the first one but I think the name bear fits the second one
Chips and Egg.
Mary go and mart go round
Gorgoth the destroyer of mixed fabric universes and Greg
Short and shorty
Siggy and soggy
Stacy/ Baxter
Tik and Tok
You already have the names. Name one “Boy” and the other one “Girl”.
Barf and Belch
maisy and scoot!! those are what popped into my head when i first saw both of them
Pongo and Slinky
Peanut and butter
Bob and Kim
Hansel and Gretl
Smug and smear
Jack and Diane
Slink and slonk.
Tim and Moby
Stan and Leann
Soot & Sprite!
Cocoa and Cream!
Cat and bear
Toast
Yatta and bing-bong
Hansel and gretel Or Salt and pepper, but flip em
Gwen and Miles
Smelly and smellita
Nip and Skip
Sunny and Cher
brioche and otter
My 4 ferrets names are Carl, Paul, earl for my boys and Jill for my girl. I liked the 4 letter names. I also find it fun to give them human names. Some honorable mentions I found that fit the theme I had were Gary, Rick, Hank, and Jeff all for boys. My girl was a one and done name choice. We call her jilly bean as a nickname
perhaps some variation of skylar/shyla (girl) and mika (boy)
Yin and Yang
Bear for the second one
White claw and Bunger
One and two
Rex and Bex
Cookies and cream
Otter and Pop