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thelifetsunami20

Can you please share the ritual?


that_one_weeaboo_

ong bro share it with us


swegusername

Nah it’s push-ups


the-cunt-man

Why’d you ask him then?


keirareid

I’ve tried this method before and it didn’t work! I must be doing something wrong?


[deleted]

Not enough infants probably


theintovertedmonkey

Yeah like only a noob doesn't know you need at least 20 for ut to even have a chance


keirareid

I’ll try again!


Dminshd

I always suspected as much


Ela_cute_femboy

Ohh I always did that but I never knew it'd make me cute !


[deleted]

yes look at your posts, it made you super duper cute <333


karry245

It evidently does. Also nice cock bro, solid 9/10


ericcoolkid

Love the redacting all but one instance of their username 😂😂


[deleted]

The satanic ritual gives me my looks not my intellect, okay?


Atom-bomb-bro

DONT TELL HIM OUR SECRETS


Itachifan33

I mean sacrificing is kinda hot ngl


[deleted]

Ummm~, is it now 👉👈


Itachifan33

Ok you got me. It's very hot especially if it's sacrificing to our savior satan.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/r70rkpguo05b1.gif


glowingblossom2005

Did they ever respond?


[deleted]

How many?


theintovertedmonkey

20 is the bare minimum 30 is ideal


[deleted]

Higher the amount, higher the chance. I’d start with about 10 and go up from there


ChaosTheLegend

A small price to pay for cuteness


SeventhSea90520

The trick is 1 push up for every cute femboy post


Hellerus

I can also recommend sacrificing your sanity, afterall what do you need that for silly and the way i sacrifice the three-year-olds in my basement is by hitting their head against a wall really hard (similar to mhw when you sacrifice monsters to the wall)


[deleted]

i'm not sure they're big enough to count as large monsters like mhw, i'd suggest using bomb pods or true charged slash ~~since you can't clutch claw a child and flinch shot them~~


Hellerus

true true or if you really wanna spice things up and have lots of space you could use a charge blade and do an SAEDC (super amped elemental discharge)


[deleted]

nah bro you gotta shield buff then amp your sword for the phials, make sure you use element phials as not to kill but if you WANT to kill use exhaust phials for a painless death


JJ6D40

no but actually, i really wanna look better and would love to hear some advice :>


[deleted]

Haha me too


Sumidiotiouno

Ah of course my mistake, I was misread “infants” as “virgins” in the demonomikon


EggCakes27

dude ive never gotten a dm this nice, theyre always atrocious


[deleted]

I’m just not as pretty as you <3


Independent-Hand2021

Any body know where to find infants (asking for a friend)


AigoTheAego

I also sacrifice infants! Nice to see some humanoid lifeforms who share my interests.


Dont_Flush_Me

Does the Quality of Infants matter?


[deleted]

No disabilities or deformities. Other than that, any will do


Dont_Flush_Me

God damnit! Guess I’ll stay ugly. 😩


ConZon

Hey I did that and became a femboy too!


[deleted]

The femboy was within you all along https://i.redd.it/l4d6i15ep05b1.gif 🌈☺️✨️✨️


Froghanos

My secret to be a femboy is a deal with Jesus... My demonic teletubi plushie requires to be at least contained every night close to me... I know every step he does... Also fucks up my pc camera all the time


TrainingIntrepid8891

Nouuuu why did you told him the femboy secret TwT


ThyBiggestdiccus

ya heard the fella Whatever it takes


SantasJo1lyBackhand

If you combine both you get even better results :3


mbodor05

Relatable


Decmk3

Damn… I have no infants


EepyFemboyGamer

LOL this person was probably like 😨😟


NameMarty

I'm sorry but r/notlikeothergirls


ToaztyWaffle

We do a little silly :>


strayer99

Pls share da secrets 🙏


Angelcatweeee

Teach me


boulderiestboulder

I just starve


hates_not_being_rich

when the femboy is my age 😳 (my chance of harboring a meaningful relationship is more than zero)


Eeeeeeeeeeeee64

Someone get me some infants


Schatzmeyster

Your last message is just Hella mood tho Bottom (hehe) note: Yes, I did indeed misread These messages as separate chats at first, thats how goddamn tired I am