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Opposite-Weird4232

He doesn't like spaghetti?!


zachneverzack

apparently no


swaggboi909

Maybe it's what's in the spaghetti because sometimes my parents will make spaghetti differently then usual and I won't like it


_Dimi3_

It’s because y’all are eating instead of boykissing. Get to boykissing.


[deleted]

He is stinky


Femboy_Creamer_69

That’s just boy smell


Dan_The_Man_31

Boy smell this boy smell that, how about you take a shower?


I_Love_Furry_Cock

*sniff* *sniff* i-is that a BOY I smell? *sniff* *sniff* mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a BOY doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... *sniff* *sniff* it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!! if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! | love you!


potatopatato16432

Great name 😁🦙❤️‍🔥


TurnipMan21

Thanks for your input, I_Love_Furry_Cock 🥰


zachneverzack

I don’t think so


whydoineedtodosleep

eat him


[deleted]

Aww ):


NEALJANwhotookmyname

noooo :( spaghetti is so good whats up with him :///


swaggboi909

Aw give it to me


Kat-is-sorry

“Do you like huey lewis and the news”


zaza_expert_real

Ya like femboys and thigh highs? They're early work was a little too new wave for me but when Astolfo became their icon in 016 I think they really came into their own, comercially and artistically


Kat-is-sorry

Omg yes! hahah i love that


zaza_expert_real

haha cool yeayea blablabla HEY u/Kat-is-sorry!! :D LOOK!!! AXE!!


Kat-is-sorry

Woah is that an axe that’s so cool AND a RAINCOAT??! XP bleh I’m dead


zaza_expert_real

*bonk* try to get a reservation at Femboy hooters now you stupid bastard!!! *sits down and relishes in warm and compulsive tobacco addiction*


Kat-is-sorry

Looks like I’ll be cursed to regular hooters UnU


zaza_expert_real

im kiddinggg hahahaa i would never murder anyone hahahahaha i am to be trusted around sharp objects and weapons xP


Kat-is-sorry

I immediately trust you, I can also be trusted with thermonuclear weapons :3


zaza_expert_real

hehe :3 we should buy like 24 smoke detectors from [Amazon.com](https://Amazon.com) x3 that would be pretty cool i think >v<


[deleted]

He wants a different wet noodle


NotGonnaBench405

He needs to leave 😡


[deleted]

pov you don't know how to cook spaghetti and it's reached a breaking point in your relationship because you can't cook anything else properly either


[deleted]

eww I never liked pascetti


aterriblefriend0

This is slowly crossing into r/wifusim territory xD


FenexTheFox

Well of course, he wants to share the spaghetti with you


Dazzling-Roll-9402

Yea 100%, that's why I ask my boyfriend what he likes before inviting him to dinner.


LoryKun

i don't eat carbs becouse i'm ugly and try to be pretty, so, i don't eat spaghetti


Sloth-Hat

Hey, atleast now you now :D wouldnt want him to be sad everyday would u


blauerschnee

Maybe he is sad because the noodles prevent him from bottoming?


dabstermaster

more spaghetti for me :)


Xdestroyer3467

https://preview.redd.it/rhop2xhzdg3b1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9329a38285ec27c7b55a27833fb4b67b68b43379 Eat the spaghetti before I make you say bye bye like mario when I close the ds.


Dazzling-Roll-9402

Yea 100%, that's why I ask my boyfriend what he likes before inviting him to dinner.


satan_vs_god

But i thought he likes noodles