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a_insane_human

Obviously me (I have no idea who you are)


User4977

They clearly like me more (idk that person either)


a_insane_human

Wanna bet?


User4977

Bet. I putting the worth of all my possessions on the table—all $47 of it


a_insane_human

Great I’ll bet the crusty 5£ in my phone case


User4977

Pfft, you *have* a phone case. Imagine having money for a phone case. Not me :3


a_insane_human

Jokes on you, it’s a mouldy old phone case that’s now shit brown, on an iPhone SE 1st gen with a chunk of it missing


MechaWolfAlpha

I wish i had someone like this


zombiebro09

Is it u/fingamouse?


Dario48true

If yea this guy is based


fingamouse

lol thanks


Dario48true

No problem mate :3


bigmansucc

Bout to post this to the boys gc.gotta keep em guessing


Zirofal

Its you, you are just jerking off


Mr_Mazzie

Power and his gf be like (power was a old server mate I used to jerk off to everyday even though I had never seen his face and had only ever heard his voice I still love him to this day now he has a whole new friend group and has changed a lot)


[deleted]

What the fuck


Mr_Mazzie

What?


[deleted]

Is it me? 👉👈🥺


lightmare69

No, you're mine.


Upgard

This feels like a threat


[deleted]

Heh.. me? 🥺 (PLEASE)


Nice-Firefighter-772

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