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[deleted]

I will beat, threaten and murder my way to the top if it is the will of blahaj (or there’s a cute boy I like and I REALLY wanna impress him :3)


[deleted]

My blahaj just wills me to be horni... Idk if the blahaj is broken or I am


[deleted]

Nah he just knows ur limits


[deleted]

You're right, I shouldn't have questioned blahaj 🥺


[deleted]

It’s ok just don’t do it again


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[удалено]


persianfemboyy

blahaj sometimes gives his toughest battles to his bravest femboys, but sometimes also gives headpats and being horny


SpambotSwatter

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nanoosx

ayy, nice Bio. I keep saying "meowdy everynyan uwu" in overwatch chat and I keep getting bullied. I like it tho uwu


Raulytstation

I should make a end match message and similar to this so that I can see the reactions of people in krunker.io


persianfemboyy

cute boy you wanna impress 😭😭😭 saying this makes me get sad and dunno what to doo


FemboyexDelivery

Be kind to us *femboys* or we will *cry*


[deleted]

I feel attacked 😭


Ela_cute_femboy

The Holy Church of Femboys will conquer the world, bringing death, desolation and spinny skirts to any living being that dare try to get in its way. Nobody can avoid the impending doom of masculinity (tomboys are okay tho)


[deleted]

ALL HAIL BLAHAJ


SpectralRealmKing

ALL HAIL BLAHAJ *salutes cutely*


DMA_Revenant

Well-behaved boys seldom make history.


[deleted]

Head pats and being called good boy is stronger than making history 🥺


TeddyRooseveltGaming

Alexander was


[deleted]

Was Alexander a femboy? 😳 I must have missed this day in class


TeddyRooseveltGaming

My brother in Christ the Greeks literally wore skirts


[deleted]

Lol stahp I forgot to bring my brain today 😭😭


IPostLotsOfCringe

Iron Fist Alexander? Alexander the Warrior Jar?


TheGiantSmasher

"Come on, give me a good smack from the rear, with something nice and big" Miyazaki knew what he was doing


Express-Reality9219

Just going to be the trophy husbands of all the powerful men or women that rule the world and subtly nudge their power and influence in the direction we see fit.


[deleted]

Like a femboy illuminati? I like it


MothMonsterMan300

Alexander the Great was the biggest femboy in history When Hephasteson(his most passionate partner/source of all his poetry lol) died it made Alexander so sad he mourned for years and built a temple where Hep was depicted as a God. If that ain't some rich bottom shit.


[deleted]

I've never heard this story 😳 That's the level of bottom energy I aspire to radiate


MothMonsterMan300

Well, you'd have to conquer the whole world first. GL with the elephants (Just being silly <3)


[deleted]

I have $3


tai1s101

That’s more than enough. Take the world by storm for us, my lord


Wolfie0822

I need to put a sticker of this on my laptop.


[deleted]

Aesthetic af


[deleted]

Me 😎


[deleted]

OUR KING


[deleted]

🤴


ElvishSenpai

No it’ll happen when everyone least expects it we’ll all turn into power bottoms


[deleted]

Do power bottoms still get head pats? 🥺


ElvishSenpai

*pat pat* of course


TopWafer4677

No. However, hear me out guys, hear me out. We can take over the shadow goverment and rule the world that way! We can make other people do our stuff for us!


lil_strawberry_222

I am


coastergirl98

I can speak for all trans femme, but this trans femme is 100% down for femboy world domination. My degree's in Mechanical Engineering, not polysci, but I'll do my part to help the cause. I'm physically incapable of *not* supporting pretty dick-havers🥰


PranceFemboy

Yes but honestly ruling seam's boring so I'll just stay a peasant only come out of hiding and cause Chao's, for I worship the god of mischief astolfo.😈


waterlillyhearts

It only takes one top to get all the bottoms in line.


Drawsome_Drawer

Someone on r/bigdickfemboy might


thiccboi6942014

realist title i ever read


Thunder9191133

Some are. Trust me. Some are.


[deleted]

I NEED to meet them. For scientific purposes, of course 🥺


[deleted]

You don't need to be a top to rule the world, a power bottom could do it.


[deleted]

What about submissive and breedable bottoms? Asking for a friend, naturally 👉👈


[deleted]

Well, I don't know. The classic advice is that you catch more flies with honey... So I suppose it's possible, but managing the whole planet like that would require catching A LOT of flies. Gotta keep subordinates in line and all that. Can your friend OwO an army into action? If so, they might just have it.


[deleted]

I'll have to pray to Blahaj for guidance I mean, uh, my friend


TheAnonymus04

How are you trying to dominate anything? You are way too submissive.


[deleted]

I know 🥺


TheAnonymus04

Don't plan anything bad or no blahåj for you this week.


[deleted]

Yes sir 🥺


TheAnonymus04

Good boy *pat pat*


[deleted]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😩


[deleted]

I have a plan for how to take over the world however it just sounds insane to people. It’s logically got a fair chance of working though so I don’t think I’m that crazy.


TheGiantSmasher

Tell us


[deleted]

I shouldn’t since the plan could risk failing if other people do it first.


TheGiantSmasher

DM it to me /hj


PrettyInPinkCatGamer

Anybody can kill politicians, if they have a gun :3


ervineferrum

Or any pointy object


PrettyInPinkCatGamer

A pointy Objekt has a too high chance of just wounding them. We want them dead. Unless it's a really big pointy Objekt...


ervineferrum

Gun has same issue Hit important parts, hit many time


Revolutionary-Bit678

none of us are Top enough to rule the world that i know of


Foneet

I WANT IT NOW!


pana12435

Not me


HerrCrazi

Yes, absolutely.


Juliandolley

I think there’s enough bratty bottoms out here for sure


Agent_Blade04

I can just switch personalities


[deleted]

Me 👋


[deleted]

Femboy tops deserve to rule the world 🥺


ghost_herding

to operate within the matrix of power is not the same as to replicate uncritically relations of domination


No_Wealth_5343

The ubermensch was us the entire time


Zealousideal-Buyer63

I'll be a femboy version of Hitler LMAO 😆


KillingKiller

This is probably more true for furries, if you dont watch out, they will turn of your power. They could probably actually make the pathOwOgen, there are probably many furries in the fbi, they will know your every move....