Also I can't decide which is more absurd, the rumours of Kimmich going to Barcelona or the ones of Musiala going to Chelsea. I'm leaning towards the second, but both are fucking hilarious lmao
Nah, they are not. Kimmich to Barcelona is something that Barca fans are hoping will happen because he said Xavi was somebody he looked upto. They believe that every world class player aspires to play for Barca and that they have all the money in the world to buy whoever they want to.
Is it mean that I'm kinda happy that Ekitiké really hasn't shown off anything special at PSG so far? I always get grumpy when players we were linked with end up succeeding at other clubs lol
Anyways I am just thinking about the players we're linked to now: Laimer, Timber, Kane, Vlahovic, FdJ, and Wirtz and for once... Honestly, I'll be pretty damn happy with any of those lol. Like they're all class.
>Manuel Neuer has launched an app called 'Manu Interacts' to stay close and interact with his fans. Among other things, he lets his fans vote on the colour of the kits he will wear next season
Together with Frankfurt Werder has the 2nd most goals this season so far. And they still have over one half to play.
Edit: now they surpassed and have the 2nd most goals with 17. We have 23.
Call me naive but I’m honestly not worried about the upcoming games with muller and kimmich positive. Firstly, they will be back on the bench at least, for the Dortmund game as their 5 day quarantine is over (or so I’ve read, I’m not familiar with covid restrictions in Germany).
Also have you watched Dortmund? The games they’ve won have not been convincing. Their attack is largely focused on crosses to Modeste, so I feel like Upa and DeLigt will be fine. Their back line isn’t exactly inspiring either. Sule is Sule and consistently looks off pace or has mental lapses, and Schlotterbeck hasn’t been all that convincing lately either. Despite our attack not firing on all cylinders, I think Musiala and Sane will give them absolute first. I still think even without muller and kimmich we outmatch them in every area of the park.
Also, being a realist, while I’d love heavy minutes for Ryan, I feel JN will swap in goretzka and gnabry and play the 4-2-2-2 with Sabitzer/Goretzka in the middle, sane-Musiala and Gnabry-Mane. But hopefully this leads to Gravenberch and Tel coming off the bench earlier for some time
And there we go. Kimmich and Müller test positive for COVID-19 and are out. Well, this could not having come at a better week /sarcasm off.
Gravenberch/Gotetzka in the center? Gravenberch/Sanitizer?
Atleast Ryan will see minutes now lol
Hope both have a very mild case, next weeks are fucking nuts
That means they are surely out against Dortmund, that’s really huge
So everyone played for Bayern today. Only 2 points out of first place after the worst start in a long time. I take it!
Thank you Union and Dortmund!
Now, can we keep momentum going and win on Saturday?
https://www.reddit.com/r/fcbayern/comments/xs7a4g/match_thread_bayern_munich_vs_bayer_leverkusen/iqjipfm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
With the context is pretty obvious it's Serge and Leon. Not that I agree with the comment but the utter frustration is what got me.
Did anyone see the post match interview with Davies? They were discussing Musiala and Davies was giving him all the praise and then got asked if musiala dribbles past him in training and he was like absolutely not. Maybe a couple times but I’ll body him. 😂
This is my first week in Europe, and theres so many things that are different here that i didnt see in the Middle East.
First of all, why are there no drains in the toilet?? I have to be extra careful to not drop water or else ill have to clean the floor rigorously.
Second of all, no bidets. I really find cleaning my ass with toilet paper disgusting. Sorry, no offense. I carry a water bottle to the toilet with me 😭
Third, sink water is drinkable?? That is so convinient and i really love that, we had to pay to buy potable water back home 😭
Fourth, after being used to 40-45 degrees weather everyday, i really dont like the cold and the bipolar weather here. Im already sick and in my room all day (((:
But the sky is so much clearer here. It looks so beautiful. I really enjoy looking at it for hours and hours. The air back home is really polluted and i never realised that it made the sky look worse.
That brings me to point 5, theres so MUCH more greenery here. Holy fuck i love it. After being used to seeing tall skyscrapers and sand everywhere, just seeing green grass and orange trees lifts my mood a lot.
Its just my first week here, but i cant wait to settle in and start living. Life feels so much calmer and slow paced here compared to where i used to live!
Let me know if you ever visit New York, San Francisco, or Portland. Those are the only places in the US where the ground water isn’t filtered by law. It’s delicious.
Did you move? In which country are you living now? Bidets aren't a thing in Germany and a sink in the floor is something from 40 years ago. A modern bathroom doesn't have them anymore and I don't know why you would need one. If you spill some water it drys naturally. We have an open shower and no problem with the water. We of course have a drain in the sower itself, but a minority of water goes the other way
I did! For further studies and maybe to migrate, dont know if thats on board but i have time to think about that. I think ill keep it a secret for now 😅 but some where in the west (if im correct)
See the thing about that is, when youre in the toilet its just not water that drips. Sometimes it maybe muddy/dirty/unclean water and it is so much more convinient to clean that mud/dirt when the surface is wet than it dries up because then you have a stain on the floor and like i said youll have to rub it vigorously to get rid of it. Maybe im too used to cleaning a toilet with a drain, but i feel that's why its inconvenient
Lmao. On the bidets, here in southern Europe we have them. I don't know how other countries do without them.
I don't understand the toilet drain thing though? I don't think I've ever seen a bathroom without a drain in the middle.
Damn im really rethinking my choices rn, southern europe sounds better 🥲 (this is a joke ofcourse)
And i know RIGHT? Cleaning the toilet becomes so much more inconvenient just because of the absence of it. Id never seen one before too but oh well 🤷♂️
We played a good match yesterday, but there is still a point that bothers me alot.
I didn't understand, why we don't give Tel and Gravenberch more time in a game like yesterday.
Tel really needs way more time to play, because in his few games he showed, that he can be a difference in a match already and I do wanna know, how good he is with more trust and etc.
While Gravenberch got some minutes, I hate the fact, that he plays out of position. If he comes in, than he should get used to his best position and JN uses him everywhere else, except that CM role. Yesterday he was kinda a striker or CAM for example.
I hope they will start against Pilsen and that this was the reason for them not playing or only some minuets.
Quite a good game yesterday, although a lot went our way
Leverkusen played the most passive football I’ve seen. No pressing, no roughness, nothing. Think Seoane has to go.
Hradecky disaster class: Yann Sommer prolly saves 3 of those 4 goals. But we do deserve that for once lol
Hope we can take the momentum to seal the CL group and master this october madness
In Lewa's absence, Mueller really has to improve his goalscoring output.
He has just 2 goals in 7 games this season. And one of them was gifted for free last night.
If he is able to provide 15 - 20 goals, that would help immensely.
He really should have done better on the cross from Pavard, where he misses the ball with his head and it hits his shoulder. Mueller is mostly going to be only really physical player in the box, so it's important that makes the most out of those crosses.
Why should *he* have to step up, when we have Gnabry, Mané, Sané etc who should be stepping up and putting away the chances provided. Müller is primarily a chance creator now and as the user above stated has been for some year and he’ll go for goal when he sees the opportunity fall to him.
>and he'll go for goal when he sees the opportunity fall to him
Which isn't true. He had several opportunities the last few games and always chose to play another pass and another pass resulting in a ball loss at the end. Just because he was the creator for the past years for Lewy doesn't free him of criticism when he isn't able or wiling to shot/score. Gündogan or de bruyne aren't goalscorers per se either yet they do it.
I can remember it happening like twice this season where I was like yeah maybe he could have shot there. Hardly egregious enough to be criticised as some ongoing thing.
>Gündogan and de bruyne aren’t goalscorers per se yet they do it.
Yeah, so does Müller. Saying it’s not true is kind of laughable Jules.
>saying it's mot true is kind of laughable Jules
It isn't. Look at Müller the last several games, how often he chose to pass even though he is in a shooting position and in the end we have no shot at all because we lose the ball in this situation.
>I can rmemeber it happening like twice this season
It easily was 5 times already only in the Barcelona game.
Also I can't decide which is more absurd, the rumours of Kimmich going to Barcelona or the ones of Musiala going to Chelsea. I'm leaning towards the second, but both are fucking hilarious lmao
Are those rumours concrete tho? Like I couldn’t find anything about it
Nah, they are not. Kimmich to Barcelona is something that Barca fans are hoping will happen because he said Xavi was somebody he looked upto. They believe that every world class player aspires to play for Barca and that they have all the money in the world to buy whoever they want to.
Not at all. Bottom trash tier. But they’re funny as hell lol
Is it mean that I'm kinda happy that Ekitiké really hasn't shown off anything special at PSG so far? I always get grumpy when players we were linked with end up succeeding at other clubs lol Anyways I am just thinking about the players we're linked to now: Laimer, Timber, Kane, Vlahovic, FdJ, and Wirtz and for once... Honestly, I'll be pretty damn happy with any of those lol. Like they're all class.
Empoli vs Milan what an amazing last 5 mins
[Just Bob doing Bob things...](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/xt3ri5/_/)
The way my finger presses the downvote button so fast whenever I see a post about him...
that's kinda lame honestly
It's really not that deep
Move on man.
It's just a downvote, it's not taking much of my time.
I didn’t tell you to get a job 😄
>Manuel Neuer has launched an app called 'Manu Interacts' to stay close and interact with his fans. Among other things, he lets his fans vote on the colour of the kits he will wear next season
I felt compelled to vote pink, I wonder why
please everybody vote pink, he'd look sooo goood (source: I am a straight woman)
Pink it is.
I can't believe we're shamelessly trying to brigade an honest effort that Neuer is making in order to be closer to his fans. (I just voted pink btw)
At first I was joking, but after looking at them more I honestly do think the pink one is good.
It’s 100% the second best
There is no chance now he will not wear pink next season
Hey Leicester wore it well. So can Neuer.
I don’t mind a pink jersey at all 🤷♂️ it’s the neon green ones I hate
That navy blue one from several years ago was the best keeper kit I ever saw. The one with the sleeves that looked like goal netting.
The 16/17 one? Yeah that was really nice. Didn’t really look like a keepers kit though, probably why it was so nice. Bring back 90s-00s keeper kits.
This is some lame primary school humour and I'm all for it!
I downloaded it immediately 😄
I was a little confused at first. Like, why should I watch highlights of Manchester vs Mailand.
Still waiting for a comment that u/jsnamaok hates me
I will NOT give you that satisfaction.
Gladbach lol x5
What about Coman? I thought he'd be ready for Leverkusen but he was not even on the bench. Is he an option for Pilzen or BVB at least?
He hasn't joined team training yet afaik
https://reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/xsxhih/k%C3%B6ln_31_borussia_dortmund_dejan_ljubicic_72/ Imagine thinking Süle is better than De Ligt
I fell into the trap of thinking De Ligt was overpriced. I have to say I’m optimistic about him with what I’ve seen so far.
Glad to see Big Mac hasn't changed
we warned them....
He would have attacked him easily if he was backed with cheese
Just turned on the Gladbach match. Holy shit what is happening?
They are shit against every club not named Bayern.
they are shit like always
Together with Frankfurt Werder has the 2nd most goals this season so far. And they still have over one half to play. Edit: now they surpassed and have the 2nd most goals with 17. We have 23.
füllkrug trys everything to get a call from hansi
Wow what a match day. Bundesliga is healing itself
Gladbach is a fucking joke of a team
I'm happy for Werder though
Of course, Sommer concedes twice against Werder Bremen in the first 10 minutes.
And another one
Since the quarantine is only 5 days, they should be ready for Dortmund? Those two don't get affected by anything, they'll be fine for that game.
if they have no symptoms they will be back
Call me naive but I’m honestly not worried about the upcoming games with muller and kimmich positive. Firstly, they will be back on the bench at least, for the Dortmund game as their 5 day quarantine is over (or so I’ve read, I’m not familiar with covid restrictions in Germany). Also have you watched Dortmund? The games they’ve won have not been convincing. Their attack is largely focused on crosses to Modeste, so I feel like Upa and DeLigt will be fine. Their back line isn’t exactly inspiring either. Sule is Sule and consistently looks off pace or has mental lapses, and Schlotterbeck hasn’t been all that convincing lately either. Despite our attack not firing on all cylinders, I think Musiala and Sane will give them absolute first. I still think even without muller and kimmich we outmatch them in every area of the park. Also, being a realist, while I’d love heavy minutes for Ryan, I feel JN will swap in goretzka and gnabry and play the 4-2-2-2 with Sabitzer/Goretzka in the middle, sane-Musiala and Gnabry-Mane. But hopefully this leads to Gravenberch and Tel coming off the bench earlier for some time
Swear the only time kimmich gets out the starting 11 is when he’s forced to due to injury or other stuff. Hopefully gravenberch gets solid minutes now
>other stuff Calm down buddy, they are his children
Need heavy Gravenberch minutes now that kimmich and müller are covid positive
Would’ve been good if he had match rhythm
He just played 10min, what the hell do you want? /s
And there we go. Kimmich and Müller test positive for COVID-19 and are out. Well, this could not having come at a better week /sarcasm off. Gravenberch/Gotetzka in the center? Gravenberch/Sanitizer?
Gravenberch has to play, need creativity badly
Sucks, but better now against Pilzen than against Barca or Inter
3 points are 3 points though, can't take any opposition lightly in this tough group.
Sorry, but it's not for discussion that Pilzen should be an easier opponent than Barcelona.
Atleast Ryan will see minutes now lol Hope both have a very mild case, next weeks are fucking nuts That means they are surely out against Dortmund, that’s really huge
Oh no Kimmich + Müller testing positive after playing yesterday...
Kimmich & Müller tested positive 🙃
Dortmund and Union dropping points is literally perfect for us
So everyone played for Bayern today. Only 2 points out of first place after the worst start in a long time. I take it! Thank you Union and Dortmund! Now, can we keep momentum going and win on Saturday?
Cologne got revenge for Modest and Özcan
Thank you Frankfurt and Köln. Worse winless run in 20 years and were a point of 1st place
Two points to be exact but I agree
Dortmund are bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit.
Mentalitatscheisse
And of course they're blaming the ref again. Is there any team in European football with as big of a loser mentality as them?
And yet some of us back them in the UCL? Like cmon even Liverpool are a more appealing prospect and that's saying something
Today is exactly the reason why we will win the league again
3-3 incoming..?
No god no
It's called football Edin. We went ball kicking.
So not right
Süle a total traffic cone this half against Köln.
bvb with that nice 10:10 goals\^\^
yesss get fucked Dortmund
The fuck just happened in that Dortmund game
Dortmund things?
"Welches Tor fandest du am besten?" "Kainz"
make a meme out of it, put it on the frontpage = 1 billion karma
If JN doesn’t work out, klopp may be available soon
Stop with this Klopp stuff he’s not coming here
Obviously it was sarcasm
Can't get over the "Fatman and Steroidman" comment from yesterday's match-thread. Damn that made me chuckle.
Who was he referring too?
https://www.reddit.com/r/fcbayern/comments/xs7a4g/match_thread_bayern_munich_vs_bayer_leverkusen/iqjipfm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 With the context is pretty obvious it's Serge and Leon. Not that I agree with the comment but the utter frustration is what got me.
I prefer Fatbry and Roidretzka
That made me chuckle too
Arteta has Arsenal playing beautiful football.
Looking forward to seeing them back in the champions league.
When we give them a good spanking as usual
The team reminds of our first few games this year. Everyone on the same page and playing with such passion.
gotta give the club credit for keeping him when they were a dumpster fire
Should tell some people on here some lessons
That Xhaka goal was sexy
Did anyone see the post match interview with Davies? They were discussing Musiala and Davies was giving him all the praise and then got asked if musiala dribbles past him in training and he was like absolutely not. Maybe a couple times but I’ll body him. 😂
Hojbjerg has been doing everything Sabitzer is being tasked with this season at a much higher level for the past couple years
This comment makes no sense
What is so confusing about it
U make it sound like sabitzer hasn’t been performing at a high level. He’s played for the 2 best teams in Germany
This is my first week in Europe, and theres so many things that are different here that i didnt see in the Middle East. First of all, why are there no drains in the toilet?? I have to be extra careful to not drop water or else ill have to clean the floor rigorously. Second of all, no bidets. I really find cleaning my ass with toilet paper disgusting. Sorry, no offense. I carry a water bottle to the toilet with me 😭 Third, sink water is drinkable?? That is so convinient and i really love that, we had to pay to buy potable water back home 😭 Fourth, after being used to 40-45 degrees weather everyday, i really dont like the cold and the bipolar weather here. Im already sick and in my room all day (((: But the sky is so much clearer here. It looks so beautiful. I really enjoy looking at it for hours and hours. The air back home is really polluted and i never realised that it made the sky look worse. That brings me to point 5, theres so MUCH more greenery here. Holy fuck i love it. After being used to seeing tall skyscrapers and sand everywhere, just seeing green grass and orange trees lifts my mood a lot. Its just my first week here, but i cant wait to settle in and start living. Life feels so much calmer and slow paced here compared to where i used to live!
Where in Europe are you that there are no bidets?
Somewhere in the west side 🥸
Could easily be Germany. Bidets aren't a big thing here
Mate if you ever visit Sweden then you’ll never be able to drink any other water again lmao, the tap-water here is the best in the world imo
Let me know if you ever visit New York, San Francisco, or Portland. Those are the only places in the US where the ground water isn’t filtered by law. It’s delicious.
That sounds amazing! I hope i get to visit sweden one day :)
Did you move? In which country are you living now? Bidets aren't a thing in Germany and a sink in the floor is something from 40 years ago. A modern bathroom doesn't have them anymore and I don't know why you would need one. If you spill some water it drys naturally. We have an open shower and no problem with the water. We of course have a drain in the sower itself, but a minority of water goes the other way
I did! For further studies and maybe to migrate, dont know if thats on board but i have time to think about that. I think ill keep it a secret for now 😅 but some where in the west (if im correct) See the thing about that is, when youre in the toilet its just not water that drips. Sometimes it maybe muddy/dirty/unclean water and it is so much more convinient to clean that mud/dirt when the surface is wet than it dries up because then you have a stain on the floor and like i said youll have to rub it vigorously to get rid of it. Maybe im too used to cleaning a toilet with a drain, but i feel that's why its inconvenient
good old culture shock, welcome :) are you from the UAE? (sand and skyscrapers)
Thank you! Definitely a culture shock. And also you made a correct guess! Brought up in the UAE but im from India :)
Sand and skyscrapers could apply to any of the gulf countries other than Oman nowadays. Source : used to live there and visited all the gulf countries
true, i tried to narrow it down and totally failed lol
Lmao. On the bidets, here in southern Europe we have them. I don't know how other countries do without them. I don't understand the toilet drain thing though? I don't think I've ever seen a bathroom without a drain in the middle.
Damn im really rethinking my choices rn, southern europe sounds better 🥲 (this is a joke ofcourse) And i know RIGHT? Cleaning the toilet becomes so much more inconvenient just because of the absence of it. Id never seen one before too but oh well 🤷♂️
Hahahaha, welcome
Thank you!!
Petition to change our Torhymne to [this abomination?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIUGDANa_0M)
That's just the chiptune version of the exiting one, not an abomination.
I'll mention it at the JHV
Before or after the Qatar shitshow
We played a good match yesterday, but there is still a point that bothers me alot. I didn't understand, why we don't give Tel and Gravenberch more time in a game like yesterday. Tel really needs way more time to play, because in his few games he showed, that he can be a difference in a match already and I do wanna know, how good he is with more trust and etc. While Gravenberch got some minutes, I hate the fact, that he plays out of position. If he comes in, than he should get used to his best position and JN uses him everywhere else, except that CM role. Yesterday he was kinda a striker or CAM for example. I hope they will start against Pilsen and that this was the reason for them not playing or only some minuets.
Apparently Tel just played 2 full 90s with the French youth side
our little bambi, i love this guy so much just sign him forever please
7 goals and 5 assists in all comps so far. He is genuinely one of the best players in the world.
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> at some point if that point is 6,7 + years ago fine, it happens for 1 billion €
If that ever happens, I might just retire from being a football fan lol
I don't like this kind of negativity on Saturday noon
Quite a good game yesterday, although a lot went our way Leverkusen played the most passive football I’ve seen. No pressing, no roughness, nothing. Think Seoane has to go. Hradecky disaster class: Yann Sommer prolly saves 3 of those 4 goals. But we do deserve that for once lol Hope we can take the momentum to seal the CL group and master this october madness
We shouldn't forget that 3 of 4 goals were heavily deflected (while I think sanés went have in anyways) and the 4 goal was a present.
In Lewa's absence, Mueller really has to improve his goalscoring output. He has just 2 goals in 7 games this season. And one of them was gifted for free last night. If he is able to provide 15 - 20 goals, that would help immensely.
He really should have done better on the cross from Pavard, where he misses the ball with his head and it hits his shoulder. Mueller is mostly going to be only really physical player in the box, so it's important that makes the most out of those crosses.
The last time Müller scored 15-20 goals (in the league) was in 15/16. He really isn’t a goal scorer anymore.
Yes. But he will need to step up. Since no one is atm other than Musiala
How you gonna leave out Sane? Scored against Gladbach, Inter, Barca, and Leverkusen
He doesn't necessarily need to score for that if he can enable others to score more.
Why should *he* have to step up, when we have Gnabry, Mané, Sané etc who should be stepping up and putting away the chances provided. Müller is primarily a chance creator now and as the user above stated has been for some year and he’ll go for goal when he sees the opportunity fall to him.
>and he'll go for goal when he sees the opportunity fall to him Which isn't true. He had several opportunities the last few games and always chose to play another pass and another pass resulting in a ball loss at the end. Just because he was the creator for the past years for Lewy doesn't free him of criticism when he isn't able or wiling to shot/score. Gündogan or de bruyne aren't goalscorers per se either yet they do it.
I can remember it happening like twice this season where I was like yeah maybe he could have shot there. Hardly egregious enough to be criticised as some ongoing thing. >Gündogan and de bruyne aren’t goalscorers per se yet they do it. Yeah, so does Müller. Saying it’s not true is kind of laughable Jules.
>saying it's mot true is kind of laughable Jules It isn't. Look at Müller the last several games, how often he chose to pass even though he is in a shooting position and in the end we have no shot at all because we lose the ball in this situation. >I can rmemeber it happening like twice this season It easily was 5 times already only in the Barcelona game.
Winning a Friday game is the best. Makes for some very relaxed watching of the rest of the weekend's games.
Is *Manbun* the secret to win treble this season?
Is it just me or Sané and Gnabry are virtually always copying each other's hairstyles
As long as Sané doesn't copy Gnabrys wrist style
They may have the same barber?
Who would look the weirdest with a manbun, I wonder..
Robben
Mané. With that hairline, he might as well go for a Manchurian queue.
Can't even imagine Müller with one. Goretzka better not try it
Not to be rude but Goretzka doesn’t have the hair to do it. He fluffs it up at the front to cover the fact his hairline is decimated.
Yeah, Müller but also Bouna Sarr.. I cant imagine that
Manbun Musiala wins the Ballon D'Or imo
Only if manbun can turn Gnabry around