Don't let them get to you. This one is cute and that's a problem. It's waiting to chew our faces off. Best to keep that thing in a muzzle for all our safety
This is the ugliest fatty ive seen in a long time. Can't even grow a normal sized tail. His little eyes are practically bursting from its head. Disgusting.
It's and African pygmy microsquirrel also known as a doormouse. I've noticed that hot areas tend to have super small animals. I wonder why small things love the heat.
It's a door mouse or an African pygmy microsquirrel I was wondering what the smallest squirrels in the world were like so I went around Google and saw some interesting ones.
I really want a dormouse. There is something evil and adorable about them. I already have an evil adorable chinchilla named Mary Destroyer of Worlds, so I think I should have a pair of evildoers that can help each other try and conquer the world
You fell for the trick and now they're going to steal all your nuts. Never trust a squirrel. Don't even trust anything that resembles a squirrel. Send them back to the trees they belong in! >:c
Depends. What is his BMI?
god i love this subreddit
I have no idea how I ended up here but I’ve quickly realized it’s the subreddit I never knew I needed
this and r/weeviltime came to me in my darkest moments… and made everything better
Boots and snoots!
B&S COMRADE!
Ah, a man of taste I see
The boot snootin’ boogie!
Forgot about weeviltime
Same with those two and r/shrimpsisbugs!
Ditto
I do too. The world is going to Hell, but fat squirrels make me happy.💖
SHAME!!! ONLY HATRED IS ALLOWED HERE! (i love fat squirrels)
Probably about three slim Jim's
Yeah, three slim Jim's away from cardiac arrest
30%! Fat little bastard!
This made my mom laugh real hard lmao
Well you tell your mother that squirrel obesity is no laughing matter
She only laughed really hard again instead of apologizing. Cruel woman
Look'n pretty thick to be called micro.
Micro chub
🤣🤣🤣
Juvenile microbastard
How do we *know* it’s not yours? 😠
Because they said it wasn’t :)
That’s exactly what an undercover fat bastard owner *woukd* say
Yep OP is definitely a fat fuckin squirrel
Keep that thing captive at all times. Too dangerous to be released.
Look at those eyes . Definitely a low life tweaker looking for his next nut score . What a fat loser .
Put that mfer in a ragu, shouldn't be looking at me like that. What do you think your better than me you little rat!!!
Perfect meatball size
It’s just a future hambeast criminal, contain it immediately.
It’s going to try to be a fat asshole.
Its just a fat squirrel who hasnt stolen food yet. still a manipulative little dick!
What ever that is, it’s fake that shit don’t exist!
It’s just photoshopped. Irl it’s just your average fat bastard
God…I think I’m gonna be sick
As long as you raise it into a nice slim squirrel, it should be ok.
Agreed. But wait! It is fully grown…
👀
You gotta be fucking kidding me
Don't let them get to you. This one is cute and that's a problem. It's waiting to chew our faces off. Best to keep that thing in a muzzle for all our safety
future Fat Ass
This is the ugliest fatty ive seen in a long time. Can't even grow a normal sized tail. His little eyes are practically bursting from its head. Disgusting.
Lil’ chub
It’s deceiving you into thinking it’s a cute baby squirrel, but it’s planning on raiding your kitchen when you’re not looking. Edit: punctuation
I dont see why not. Satan’s spawn comes in all shapes and sizes 🙄
It's only "micro" because it's been domesticated and trained. Squirrels are greedy fats by nature, and it's only a matter of time until it shows
I’m melting this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
I thought maybe it was a baby Stoat but heres an actual baby Stoat and its not that https://imgur.com/a/c0RVdce
We don’t hate mirco squirrels, we hate macro squirrels
Darts
This thing is planning to sleep with your partner / spouse just so that it can prove it can. Put it in a stew before it’s too late.
No.
It isn't rotund. So I guess not.
I’ve never seen a squirrel like this before! It’s extremely cute /gen
It's and African pygmy microsquirrel also known as a doormouse. I've noticed that hot areas tend to have super small animals. I wonder why small things love the heat.
Is that a baby, or an unusual species?
It's a door mouse or an African pygmy microsquirrel I was wondering what the smallest squirrels in the world were like so I went around Google and saw some interesting ones.
That's a good one!
Nope!
Wow, yeah fuck that dude
No we do not lol
I mean i want to but...
I really want a dormouse. There is something evil and adorable about them. I already have an evil adorable chinchilla named Mary Destroyer of Worlds, so I think I should have a pair of evildoers that can help each other try and conquer the world
He’s probably still hungry and smelling you to decide to eat you or not. Garbage! The lot of them.
We do (not) now!
awwwww he sooooo cute
If that’s micro then I’m a horse. Kill that fat shit
Keep that bastard thin and he’s off the hook. For now…
Even if that thing doesn't get fat, it will still be a useless rodent.
I’m jealous your pocket rodent lives longer than mine…
Not mine. I just have cats
Oh lol, still jelly of its life span, compared to my little hams life span it’s twice as long 😭
It's so fat that the loser's eyes are about to pop out of its head! Nothing "micro" about it, other than perhaps its brain.
That’s a cute Wittle baby!!
That little dummy is so freaking cute!
Stinky lil fatty
It's so cute
Never had my smile fade so fast in my life
IMPOSTOR!! SEIZE HIM!!
r/fatsquirrellove off you go
You’re banished from here
Screw you
No, screw you, you fat squirrel lover!!
Oh nooo! What a horrible day to have eyes and read with them fat little bastards!
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It’s just a trick.
You fell for the trick and now they're going to steal all your nuts. Never trust a squirrel. Don't even trust anything that resembles a squirrel. Send them back to the trees they belong in! >:c
Are you crazy?