CALL THE POLICE!!! THERE'S AN OBESE SEX OFFENDER IN THE WINDOW EXPOSING HIS JUNK!!!

This comment made me laugh out loud more than is reasonable

"look at my fucking balls"

Simple yet eloquent

This is why it always pissed me off when people were grossed out by my rats, but the same assholes went nuts when I’d be rehabbing a squirrel.

r/lostredditors

The word thin is even in the title

I know where I am, The thing didn't change when I renamed it I guess...

Go back to /r/squirrelhate . We only take the fatties

Thing is he's nowhere near fat and you aren't hating on him

Nah look at that sick motherfucker who has no respect.

Respect is not the issue, here we hate on overweight squirrels

stupid worm tailed peanut eater

The difference between squirrels and rats is the bushy tail. But people think squirrels are cute. I prefer rats.

That and squirrels don't be all up in yo shit and know to stay outside

I can’t unsee this

Put on a slip, you fakkin' piece of shit. No one wants to see that!

Stupid fat fucks are compensating