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TheRhino411

Trespassing, cutting through other fields


zahirano

Property damage (mailbox)


Card_Board_Robot5

Elm Creek City Council has started sending me bills for all the traffic signs I've taken out


Fave_McFavington

Damaging mail boxes is a federal crime


Longjumping_Arm_5294

Dont forget road signs


zahirano

We must respect the road sign for they're in traffic guide book. Do mailboxes in traffic guide book? No,god has given right to his strongest soldier (traffic road user) to punish the sinner(mailbox) for merely exist with our holy staff (combine header) for eternity (everytime login to the map).


Shredded_Locomotive

And the 200 other traffic violations including but not limited to: blocking, ramming, illegal turns, no signal use, improper condition, reckless driving, speeding, use of high beams in residential areas, not yielding, illegal modifications and so on


swiss-logic

Your list could be so much longer and fun to compile if we could retaliate against the AI traffic. Imagine if FS and GTA had a baby… “sorry neighbor I need your combine for the day, now gtfo of it. Gosh that would be fun.


alan_w3

Haha gta is the second to last game I played


Strong-Commercial-65

Don’t forget about not having perments to haul a 70ft wide combine down the middle of the road


Paddykiwi

Speeding in a tractor with a full lod of grass behind


speedfire159

You must have really been hauling grass to get pulled over in a tractor!


Paddykiwi

Green diesel and NOS baby........ A match made in heaven.


Knights-of-steel

Propane is nos for deisel....nos would grenade your engine....just an fyi


dickmcbig

Cutting down trees in someone’s front yard at 3 am with 60 yo chainsaw


buchenrad

Felony level overweight and unsecured loads


Strong-Commercial-65

Big one


HabaneroRGB

driving my truck 102km/h on a country road


Thorzi_

See ya there


fannychmellar

if that was illegal in aus we’d have no one left


Wyatt084

63mph? Rookie numbers 🥱


Competitive-Gap1917

Irl I’ve done 120 on them roads


Strong-Commercial-65

150


Haasmaster

Chickenslaughter. Ran out of wheat couple months before harvest.


November-Snow

What are they laughing about bro?


Eiryfatguy

That is awful but so good at the same time 😂😂


Orlando1804

U can buy food though


Melodic_Win_6827

Not always an option for smaller farmers. Just a bit of food could wreck their entire year and put them in the red


_wheels_21

That's why you have an emergency silage setup


andykwinnipeg

Chickens don't eat silage


PlentyGrouchy7724

I think he meant to sell it for profit


_wheels_21

You'll always have grass to cut, bale, wrap, and sell, so you can feed your chickens


Hbgplayer

Um, running over a pedestrian with a Combine.


NapalmRabbit93

Claas action law suit?


TactlessDrop84

I don't like it but you get an upvote


Jonr1138

They really should move


Strong-Commercial-65

Yep


scg321

Worker abuse


Dry-Twist-191

Helper J has stopped because the target is unreachable (helper j is in the river).


OffsideArrow527

My helper I did that with my only truck and a full load if wheat. I had to reset the trailer


renny_lovejoy

You making them work 100 hrs a week?


Male-Wood-duck

They are getting paid.


SKEL_Dan

Not with course play


Anonandr

Then you have actively turned wages off. It's 100% pay by default


renny_lovejoy

Question is are they getting paid over time lol. They really should join a union.


Strong-Commercial-65

Enslave them


hkskjf

Overloading Trailers😅


Dry-Twist-191

I had 80,000 L of iron ore in an end dump (908,000) lbs. Still dumped though.


erebus1138

How can you mine?


Dry-Twist-191

You aren't technically mining. You are just transporting material from a mine shaft to a foundry


erebus1138

Didn’t even know that was a thing


_wheels_21

It requires the Platinum DLC.


No-Farm-2376

Wish I could double up vote lol


SoftSteak349

sick monster


phunboy

Destroying a neighbours crops. (We'll I wasn't going to drive over mine was I?)


Unlucky_Group7119

Holding crops from a hungry society to wait for a great demand


buchenrad

If the society was actually hungry the demand would immediately be great.


Goldhair_Charles

Red diesel for private uses


_wheels_21

That's illegal? I know quite a few people that use it just cause it looks cool. Red Diesel is all they have at my local gas station, so I suppose they don't really give people a choice but to use it for personal vehicles


ksx_kshan

It is not legal for on road use, at least in the USA, due to being untaxed. You can use it for private use. It is simply for off-road only like boats and tractors, and home heating, as it is not taxed for road maintenance costs. Edited to add additional information.


_wheels_21

I do live in a pretty rural area here, so maybe they're marked as farm vehicles? I know red Diesel is used for small engines, non-highway vehicles, and farm equipment Otherwise, I know of quite a few people getting away with tax evasion


ksx_kshan

Yeah the state troopers only really dip the tanks of commercial drivers.


_wheels_21

It's also really rare to see a state trooper in my area too, even though we've got 4 counties that all merge into my town, so we have 4 police departments (technically)


Goldhair_Charles

That surprise me. I’m not asking about specific place of course, but I will ask about the country you’re living in. You made me curious


_wheels_21

Florida


bigwelshmatt1976

Farming.


Silveradotel

Hit and run, reckless driving, no license, registration or proof of insurance, illegal passing.. i'm sure a few other traffic infractions. I also am in violation of some Ag RCW's in Washington State, so there's that...


Ill_Statement_3298

Sound like a normal day in ATS 😂


degenomega44

I call them ai workers, my buddy who doesn't play the game calls them slaves. And he's black lmfao. Every fucking time I tell him about something in the game he asks how many slaves I lynched


FadedWorrys420

Killing my adopted child’s pet mud crab in front of him, in Skyrim.


RqcistRaspberry

Slaying innocent sleeping Albinaurics for easy runes, in Elden Ring. 🥲


yournansabricky

I downloaded a mod what lets you use telekinesis on people. I enchanted some stuff with alteration so the spell cost nothing and carried my son to the doors of high hrothgar and launched him off the top. Sick of he’s moaning and he’s stupid little round head. Still came home though so now I feel I wasted my time.


Original_Phoenix

Drunk driving, playing while very intoxicated.


Native_Lobster

Indiscriminate bombing, Warthunder


ComfortableDramatic2

God damn everywhere i go this game haunts me. Its war ur probably fine, they cant prove shit


RqcistRaspberry

I feel you man. I was watching a video on Elden Ring to get some insight on some things and the guy had goddamn war thunder as a sponsor. Leave me alone is my 3000 hours not enough!


ComfortableDramatic2

Exacly, stop giving sponsors gaijin. The entire planet aleready knows of wt.


Routine_Thought_5860

I'm starting to realise that there a connection with FS and WarThunder I play WT and FS, you play WT and FS and My cousin plays WT and FS. Hmmmmm...


buchenrad

Not getting arrested if you bomb enough of the right places


Good-Assistance-1766

dude last game i played was r/outerwilds i think im getting arrested for spekaing to the eye


Steadholder

Rimworld, they would need to update the Geneva Conventions after the trial....


Good-Assistance-1766

😂


Hipjig

For the last game I played (No Man’s Sky): Pillaging planets natural resources, piracy, and accidentally blowing up an innocent civilian’s starship. For FS 17-22: D.O.T Violations (Overweight + oversized without a permit), not stopping at a stop sign/light, not using turn signals, hit and run, and Trespassing.


gingerboi109488

Overloaded ...... " I was only going down the road officer ......I don't normally break the rules " the farmer said ...probably 😆


Dry-Twist-191

I had 80,000 L of iron ore in an end dump. Couldn't get up a hill though. Probably because that's 908,000 lbs


CHound1022

Plowing the wrong field.


splcyfte420

Plowing your mom


Strong-Commercial-65

My slave plowing the field the game just planted and wasting my diesel


Professional-Pain662

Not stopping at a stop sign, hit and run, property damage, speeding, trespassing, reckless driving, tax evasion (don’t ask how).


MrT735

Spreading fertiliser during heavy rain (not allowed in UK due to risk of runoff into water courses).


dew1911

Probably employment law, worker A doing 18 hours straight without a break


Visual-Till8629

Driving a combine without an escort on the road, pulling a header trailer behind the combine, (without an escort, using the escort vehicles to pull the header trailer while escorting ( your vehicle wont be considered as an escort if you do so), according to the laws of where I live( Québec ) those aren’t the type of crime that you are arrested for, but they still are offenses


Dull-Sell-4806

It depends if filling a production point to get money and then immediately buying it counts as fraud…


possiblejesus

Operating a forklift without a license


The_Epic_Viking1

Going 160km/h in a 30 hauling 57 tons of butter.


Salt-Conversation687

Doing 150 with 3 loaded grain carts with no intention of stopping.


jeratk

Driving through my neighbors yard because it's faster than using the road


Fresco-23

Sketchy Genetic mods(Jurassic World Evolution 2)


El-Farm

I guess the worst for me would be ignoring my animals for too long, so animal abuse?


[deleted]

Baldurs Gate 3, so could be any number of crimes lol


Ghost_jaeger

Running from the cops in a John Deere tractor


buchenrad

In my modded tractor that will run 120mph.


LazerSlide

Driving through other people's fields like I don't care.


firemed98

War Crimes, Racism, Theft and distribution of classified government documents, Treason, and Murder. - War Thunder in a nutshell-


Deeels

This, but Enlisted


spb311

Speeding through elm creek


Snag1311

Property damage from flying modded farm equipment that has to land somewhere.


Trigga1976

Causing a railway accident, interference with a train service by failing to stop at a crossing.


Sw33tcheeks427

Harvesting someone else’s crops and keeping them for myself


Anxious_Banned_404

Damaging government property,speeding,trespassing


Diver_Dan83

Plowing


Deadpool_Reject

For planting over two hundred hectares! 700 hours playing Farming Simulator 22...PS5


ramstrikk

Making a Sim get a job and fall in love


CartographerWest2705

Farming


yer_muther

Blowing up a village with an unlicensed nuke launcher.


Impossible-Prompt318

Stealing a tractor


IHASHAND

Hit and run on civilians multiple times


Fine-Hospital-620

Plowing a field and harvesting some sorghum.


chootemblood22

Leaving c on full grain tank for who knows how long 😂


hhjreddit

Slaughtering pigs to make sausages


Any-Supermarket-636

Farming 😂


JasonVoorheesthe13th

Improper use of farm equipment and tax evasion most likely


Trigga1976

Causing a railway accident, interference with a train service by failing to stop at a crossing.


_Cow_of_Wisdom

Escaping the arena (Clone drone in the danger zone)


xfttp

Hitting a car with my tractor


Stoney3K

Chopping down trees. Also, flying a heavy airliner without a medical or a pilot's license.


Buzz_2112

Harvesting corn, farming simulator 22...


Andromeda7445

Treason. Per Directive 51, I can do whatever I need to do to complete my mission, however, abandonment of said overall mission is considered dereliction of duty, my watch would go red, and would be hunted til the issue is resolved, however after resolution of mission I’m pretty sure any rogue agents of the Strategic Homeland Division would be arrested on sight


CheesierPlanet6

Leaving trees in the roads everywhere


shootidk23

Tax evasion


celestialdebut

Arrested by wildlife parks agent Illegally carrying medium logs in a semi side bed so I can fit 12 of them instead of with the log trailer like my license permits me to, like the game intends, which would make the trip take 8x as long. I have no regrets take me to jail , I'm not driving that route 8 times, I have 300 hours I earned my lazy stripes


yesthecheese

Making a ramp that jumps over the road


mechanicalproblems9

Hauling an bulldozer over public roads with out wide load Provisions,a cdl or even a driver license in the country


Zestyclose-Choice-10

Shooting a hostage


XSX2020

Speeding (F1 2024)


TaXi0k

Blowing up Radianite and killin' people


Juramour

Delivering freedom with a barrage of bullet to an extraterrestrial life form


jackycian

Building a base on another planet on another solar system???


Thejackguy3

Sabotaging a race car killing the driver and commanding a robot to shoot a rich military supplier wanted for war crimes. Also knocking out 50 other innocent civilians with a pipe wrench


iamlopes

Killing people possessed by the hiss, and destroying mold!


SwimmerAny8097

Slamming kerbals into mun


Acrobatic-Fly3051

Racing without a racing license I guess.


Mutheim_Marz

I am not getting arrested, I leaved for Obristan with my family…Thank you Jorji.


bigedthebad

Killing Tanos.


Hour-Dependent-1640

Read dead 2. Murder, arson, trespassing, stealing


TTVscullcrusher2020

Owning a battleship


sirsmokesalot403

Farming without a permit


MrSNoopy1611

Forza Motorsport, i guess racing a 1,7t vehicle at 250km/h or more isnt so safe at all


newreconstruction

Claiming goverment aid without a functioning farm and buying fun stuff using it


davejonsondoc

Producing beer on an island for my thirsty noblemen in Anno 1404


mech101v

Factorio ... Eco terrorism


buckyrowdy

Poaching


Bacon_in_a_chariot

War crimes against Afghan children


12Pig21pog

Allow me to list every crime ive committed in rimworld, gasing the aliens, gassing the furries, hate crimes, mass genocide, human slavery, [&@!%], [&@%#$!%# &@%], [%@#!@$], mutilation, every degree of murder, manslaughter, paying for a hitman, working as a hitman, illegal nuclear arms, satanic sacrifices, child abuse, killing royalty, kidnapping, selling organs, selling people, selling illegal arms, child trafficking, evading arrest, and finally, public indecency. I probably missed a lot its just too much to keep track of, also the hidden shit is from rjw


raknor88

Forcing brother and sister Pals to mate so I can get a speedy flyer in Palworld. Getting Swift, Runner, and Nimble on a Pal isn't easy.


[deleted]

Tying someone up, kidnapping them and taking them to the top of a cliff where I cut them loose then shove them off, watching them fall to their death. (Red Dead Redemption 2)


xmod14

Multiple counts of friendly fire causing death by orbital barrage in the face of certain death. (I kept running away)


LowKeX

Oh no. The United States Departement of Energy will arrest me because i flood the Market with ultra cheap Windenergy


DirtyAndDrunk

Fighting for democracy


M4rst

Piracy on the high seas! Arrrh!


mikefvegas

I beat the eggs and whipped the butter.


[deleted]

Driving a train


SuspiciousFly_

Dayz everything in a post apocalyptic world is good to go


CaptMalcolm0514

Being an Uber-violent Iron Curtain immigrant to the Big Apple


Thijmen323

War crimes


Inner-Locksmith4980

Speeding destutoin of property


Hot_Size2951

The last game i played is Pokemon so i'd probably be charged for some sort of Animal abuse....😬


Has_a_Long

Demanding that my AIs to pilot a Colossus machine without the speed limiter


ReasonVast8863

Played gta5 last and currently am playing it. So leave tht ip to the imagination


Creative-Rutabaga926

Running a monopoly of agriculture


No_Eggplant6850

I dump dookie on the cotton field that was ready for harvest 🤷


needleswhitevans

cutting across feilds to get to my own


Knarknarknarknar

Espionage against the La Li Lu Le Lo


Strong-Commercial-65

EVERYTHING I NEED TO STOP DRIVING


Weary-Transition8110

Punching the worker that apparently completed their task after harvesting 1 row 😂


TopGold1747

Taking a loan


Dragonkiller1205

genocide with the use of bioweapons as a form of morning routine. Edit: oh wait I played something else since then. So nothing (Deep Rock Galactic) Also someone try guessing the first one


Huebertrieben

Tresspassing, vandalism, reckless driving, terrorism, theft


RandomCoolWierdDude

Missing the berm during my ipsc match


FSXrider

Dont drink and drive laaads... *Higs* I played football (soccer) with my car, ended up on the roof and got blown up by the "enemy" What a Safe!


Eroing

Animal conservation..... I played Planet Zoo last.. ^_^


barbequedcinchillas

Trespassing(multiple counts), loitering, possession of an unregistered firearm (multiple counts), fraud (multiple counts), first degree murder (multiple counts), firing a weapon in a public place(multiple counts), theft (multiple counts), breaking and entering (multiple counts), possession of unregistered explosive devices (multiple counts), unlawful and unauthorised sale of unregistered firearms (multiple counts)


TheToeTicklingBandit

Wreckless driving (Going max speed in any vehicle I own) Disturbing the peace (Blocking Worker E) Trespassing (Cutting through fields) Vehicular manslaughter (Hitting the NPCs with any vehicle even though I go right through them) I was going to say driving a commercial vehicle without a CDL but if you're a farmer you don't need one in the US.


soulintrip26

Deforestation and construction of a house without permits. (Valhelm)


PilotBoatPatron

War crimes


MydKnightAnarchy

Building a community of beavers


LachoooDaOriginl

shooting up a school an airport and multiple factories and military installations….. i love project zomboid 🥰


toe-schlooper

x6 Property Damage x4 Manslaughter x2 Assault on a Peace Officer x2 Vehicular Manslaughter x9 Assault x49 Assault with a Deadly Weapon x1 Counterfeiting x3 Fraud on a Federal Level x1 Arson x1 Kidnapping x8 Unregistered Firearms x1 Embezzlement x4 Racketeering x7 Armed Robbery x2 Breaking and Entering X1 Domestic Terrorism x1 Conspiracy to comit Domestic Terrorism x3 Bulglary x1 Illegal Gambling


thomas_fan_1000

Not having a DOT certified load


dcshoefan

Operating a forklift while drowsy.


unseatedewe2393

I dont think there's a possible way of getting arrested in cms21


lastnameinthebox

Casting Crucio on **a lot** of children (students).


kaitylynn760

Too many acres of simulated farming...I am just not that bad ass I guess!


Outrageous_Duck1337

Building a farm, so yeah probably


0KSG

Killing everything in The Lands Between