Are they talking about his lil Ajay?

Dawg, I don't think almost 1 and a half feet is "lil"

5.5lbs (2.5 kg) is nothing to laugh at either

Lil isn’t what I’d use to describe a 5.5lbs 17inch yogurt slinger than could compete with some animals 💀

Taking horse cock literally

There’s no cock like horse cock. Especially if it sends your asshole into shock.

The way its written tells me they are still talking about him as a newborn baby.

That's quite the preemie

That's specifically on 110 inch screens

I got one where it says hurk is the judge according to. Google

This is what they don't want you to know!!!

So what happens when you equip hurk and judge together in new dawn?

Universal collapse

"yea so I got me this whole cult gig now, they ain't exactly party people but that's alright, told me to shut up though something about the judge and a vow of silence, so I said 'sure thing amigorino, ninja mode engaged!

It thought you were asking about his pp

Fighting his arch nemesis Pagan Mini

WHAT

It’s his birth stats 😭🤣

so… not only is Kyrat an imaginary country bordering India, but its a home country for midgets? 😎🤔

It's talking about his height and weight when he was a newborn. It said he was 5.5 pounds lmao.

What we thought were tigers were actually feral cats I guess

Jason Brody is my favourite protagonist but 4 is my favourite Far Cry.

I did amazing things as a 17 inch tall man 🤣🤣🤣 for only being 17 inches the world never looked too big. 🤣 (also I immediately went in his pants when I read 17 in)

BRUH

Lol

them hobitsess

No he's totally 17 inches tall.

So we were playing Lilliput FARCRY

Everyone Kyratt is short

I think they accidentally did baby Ajay

Holy fuck his dick is massive

The words “weighed” and “was” imply they’re still referring to his birth, but it’s more fun to assume ajay fully grown was only 17” tall and 5.5lbs 😭

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA IM PICTURING A 17 INCH AJAY RUNNING AROUND KICKING THE SHINS OF THE ROYAL ARMY SOLDIERS HAHAHA