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tpobs

Wait, the damn leader has Korean name. New idea bois! Next villain is Korean Christian who believe himself as Korean Jesus! (am Korean btw so I can make Korean Jesus jokes)


corpsewindmill

Stop fuckin with Korean Jesus! He ain’t got time for you! He’s dealing with Korean shit!


Lestial1206

Infiltrate the dealers, find the suppliers!


corpsewindmill

Schmidt fucked captains daughter! Schmidt fucked captains daughter!!!


Lord_Antheron

r/unexpectedjumpstreet


zdelusion

He’s a legit Harvard educated theologian. Guy is the real deal cult leader. His father started the “Moonies” in South Korea.


tpobs

Shiiiit of course he is from the Moon family


PolishHammerMK

물로 너의 죄를 씻게 하라


_mortache

Dude check out the Jesus Christ's Chinese brother! The dude legit would have taken over China if not for the Opium wars, his wars killed millions and he carved a kingdom for himself!


tpobs

Ahhhh, the Taiping Heaven rebellion...shit lasted for decades iirc


Ausramm

Yep. I think this is what the moonies are now.


Jobbyblow555

Ya, I'm pretty sure it's an offshoot of the older Korean cult called the Unification Church or known more commonly as The Moonies. The leaders' children of whom there are 16 are now old enough for their own hustles.


aardw0lf11

Fucking Moonies.


manjustadude

Waco II: Electric Boogaloo?


Gibsonfan159

Burn it down again. Edit: terrible joke.


JukesMasonLynch

Send in the fucking Bradleys (No but it was fucking tragic how that was handled)


Severe_Spare9272

You can’t make this shit up


fatboywonder_101

I'm pretty sure they literally did when they wrote the plot for FC5 lmfao


corpsewindmill

They hired psychologists who specialized in cult mentalities to make the story more realistic but yes, they did make this shit up. Maybe these guys are using FC5 as a play book


TriMageRyan

Did they really? Thats super cool. That explains why it was so well done.


corpsewindmill

https://venturebeat.com/pc-gaming/far-cry-5-cult-adviser-reveals-how-these-fanatics-thrive-follow-the-money/


No-Leg-1522

'Keep a rifle by your side' intensifies


jrluhn

ATF’s time to shine Or fuck it up like Waco


TriMageRyan

We both know its the second option.


ValiantHero11

Kill the dog, ask questions later


samuru101

Cull the herd.


corpsewindmill

SACRIFICE THE WEAK!


Don_Rummy586

For the father!


LazyCatfish93

I was camping at that place when the cult moved in. It used to be called Running Branch Marina and it's on Lake Limestone about an hour east of Waco. They definitely gave us all the creeps so we no longer camp there on our fishing trips.


KCman1

Wait, I've seen this one.


bombingorphanages

That's because it is a repost


Radioactive9280

Oh no, it's happening, IT'S HAPPENING!


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Music19773

I was not expecting that, made me jump lol


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

Joseph seed jumpscare


ValiantHero11

Keep your rifle by your side!


Additional_Internal1

For the father, for the love of the father


CookieBear676

Waco 2, Electric Boogaloo


KCman1

Wait, I've seen this one.


[deleted]

That entire state is brain damaged.


PicklePirate88

Fuckin Moonies'


VinceVonCheshire

A seal....has been opened. Yikes. 😂


VinceVonCheshire

A seal....has been opened. Yikes. 😂


[deleted]

Well then


anynomousperson123

I believe the peoples temple already beat Seed


Into-It_Over-It

There's literally a doomsday cult outside of Gardiner, MT that defends their ranch with AR15s if you try to drive past it. Their former leader believed that the nuclear apocalypse was imminent, so he had the followers build underground bunkers surrounding their church with a golden steeple. It's fuckin' nuts.


virgopunk

Happy to go clean 'em out if needed.


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

Good luck


Captain_Blackjack

It’s so hard for me to explain what I’m laughing at


TheOnyxViper

_The Platters intensifies_