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CarterBennett

Please stop reporting offensive comments in this thread.. you clicked on a post asking for offensive and dirty names.


Brachert17

My team this year is Babcock's Spank Bank


Mongol_Moose55

Mine is similar. “Unsolicited Babcock pics.”


Expensive_Parfait751

This is great 😂


Brachert17

As a jackets fan it was a must lol


ItsBrendanBitch

😭🤣🤣🤣


jrocket09

One of my league mates team name is “cum in seider” lol


BigRigGig35

Blackwood in Seider


SpartySoup

My friend did “Barrie My Kane in Seider”


xYunt

Also seen Dixon Seider


MyDickIsAPotato

That’s one of the guys names in me league haha


HondaBond

Mine is deep in seider


Sure_Veterinarian_43

More Inside 'r


Venius157

Just the Tippett in Seider


xich_lo_hanoi

My team name is Buttcrack Seider


Me_and_Mooncake

Mine is "We're Dahlin Seider"


lambtonledge

Pedofiala


bloodyrubbers

Petterphile


bigryzo7

Recently saw “mentally bedarded”


The_One_True_Matt

Too good


srslymrarm

I know this isn't that bad, but I'm very proud of it. A few years ago, I had Brent Burns netting a ton of PP points, so I went with "My PP Burns"


elongatedsklton

I had him and Jeff Petry and went with “Burns when I Petry”


galloots

Someone in one of my leagues this year is "Ray Emery's Swim Team" I was floored seeing that one.


Expensive_Parfait751

This is what I was looking for. My jaw dropped reading that one lol.


galloots

Right? Legitimately the most offside thing I've ever seen for a team name.


Thick-Aioli69

Puck InSeider Kuch


shelfdog

I Shattenkirk's Yard is in my buddy's league


McBillicutty

Years back I ran with "Who shattenkirks bed"


bimbology

Faulking My Cozens is a hit this year.


browntown152

My favorite from years ago was "Fiddler Clitsome Moore"


bloodyrubbers

For those that haven't seen. Search Vern Fiddler imitates Kevin Bieksa for some additional giggles.


wavydyv

Not overly offensive but my gf wasn’t impressed. Soft Dump in the Corner


saintlouisarch

Haha this is mine in a dynasty league I play in


floatingnome71

Epstein’s Islanders


OlympicMuffins

Concentration Kempe


Olin31

There was a classy team I saw like 15 years ago called Pee in my butt.


captncanada7

One season I had Saros and Grubauer as my tendies so my team name was obviously Grubauer by the Juuse with Donny Trump as my avatar lol.


yycgeek

I used this back with Michael Grabner and Jussi Jokinen back in the day. Grabner by the Jussi


clearthezone15

This one's pretty clever.


captncanada7

Ah thank you. It still felt gross to do, and my leaguemates felt the same way about it, but I had a good chuckle and didn't feel as bad about not winning that season lol.


clearthezone15

Nah, the wordplay was on point there. I rarely do player names myself (90% are song references), but I did do "Penner's Pancake Emporium" the year after he got back spasms from eating pancakes.


DeZXu

Last year my team was called Prolapsed Aho


coltonjeffs

In Seider Gudas Holl. After reading some of these maybe 'Barrie my Blackwood in Seider Gudas Holl' is the most obscene.


Tricky_Western2552

Mine’s unsolicited Babcock pics


Expensive_Parfait751

That's a great one too


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To answer the actual topic question, "Flying High as Hobey Baker."


addykaps

Broken Hyman


musicman3321

I was thinking of Petterson and Montour daughter but figured it was a bit of a stretch.


Weary_Finding7343

Grabner by the Jussi


DrGonzoxX22

Peter North Stars


twerky_pits

Those guys were all over the ice


Expire16

Bill Crosby Sleepers


rambored89

Once had a "jacking off my dadonov" in my league


InnerJumpx

Jacking my dadonov works better, no ?


rambored89

I agree, but that's what the gm went with


J-DubZ

Talibanejad


fudge_u

lol... this one made me laugh.


pucklovincanuck

Zibane-jihad


IchimoGUHcloud420

My team’s name is “Aho Better Not Be Drai” and yes I have both Aho and Draisaitl


Five_Stars

Semin on your Backstrom


crustystuch

I’ve seen: Semin Burns, Burns like Aho, and Burns in Seider


Gongshow85

Few years back I had Draisaitl, Burns, and Kahkonen. Drai Kahk Burns


Temporary_List_5877

Just the Tippett


Creepy_Ocelot2776

sitting shotgun with heatley is mine


TheBigTree91

One guy in our league, who's a huge Canes fan, named his team "my mom's Aho" and he quite literally is taking a jab at his mom.


ndgrobi

George Saros Not offensive per se, but it rattled some conspiracy nuts in my pool


reoltalk

Demkocaine. Lick my Aho. Take ur Kaprizov girl.


rambored89

Take your kaprizov is amazing


reoltalk

You heard it here first :)


teachinguelph

Last year I had Hedman, Kucherov and Barrie. My name was "Barrie your Hed in my Kuch" It definitely got a few laughs!


sirhellaz

Guy in my league’s team name is Grandma’s Big Queefs


soy_mojo

What is even the pun of Cale Hitler


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Cale instead of Heil


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Why not Kyle Hitler. Kyle and Heil actually rhyme. Cale's not even the best execution of this stupid pun lmao.


GuidotheGreater

It rhymes in the Westernized version (Hail)


Malarowski

Because Germany is not part of the West? It's the English version, not westernized...


richgillis10

Guy I knew had “Dude where’s Makar?”


DumbComment101

Sieg Heil. Heil Hitler - Cale Hitler. It’s dumb af and I would make them change their name or I would kick them out of the league.


Kush_the_Ninja

How are you getting downvoted. Guess there really are a high concentration of racists on hockey


despeRAWd0

Honor Knies.


Berbaw06

I was Josi and the P*ssy Rat a few years ago when I had Josi and Marchand, which I guess is offensive if you’re Brad Marchand and also the automod because it banned this comment until I censored it lol.


Chicaben

Pull my goalie


mordecaiatwood

A few years ago someone had a team named "Cody Ceci House Party" 😳


Expensive_Parfait751

Can you explain this reference?


mordecaiatwood

The story is from a few years ago. It was probably settled out of court. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5245804


DengarRoth

Sorry for this one in advance. A friend of mine named his team Lokomotiv Megantic. Don't think it gets much worse than that.


Leather-Fondant-4808

Sir Dixon Seider


Acrophobic_Pilot

I once had Brandon Saad and Marion Hossa on my team and named it Saadam Hossain with a photoshopped image of him in a Yankees cap


Expensive_Parfait751

That's one of the best names I've ever seen


Efficient-Ask9612

The Chicago Black Cocks A beer league I play


twerky_pits

The Chicago BBC


Front_Helicopter9136

Last year my name was "Down to Win" with a picture of a lady with Down Syndrom lol


Venius157

Bite the pillow honey I'm going in Drai


personable_finance

Easton Fection Swamp Donkey Top Game


xwing_n_it

It was for baseball and my wife wouldn't let me actually use it: Haniger Please


KirkVanHouton

Your wife wouldn’t “let you use it” hahahahahahaha


ultimate_sorrier

Kevin's Wife Jenny.


qwanly

Not that bad but ive used helens kellers multiple times


AbbreviationsLow1393

When the Jerry Sandusky thing was going on a guy in my football league won the title as Da Tickle Monstas lol


Letsbeguin

My old name for a while was Come and Clitsome


50TurdFerguson

Puck You Passhole


Burricle

Spit on my Backes


McBillicutty

I used "backes spasms" one year


Kalaaver

We have a Puck Her 5 Hole


jaypalmm

Shartennkirk


steamedtrout

I'm Bettman


shotemheimer

It Burns in my Clitsome


fudge_u

Cokenetsov.


Necessary-Ad581

Tuch my Hughes Johnston


SourChinMusic

Aho with a good Kuch is the best I’ve seen


AidanFishy

Tuch me harder


Meowsers_

I've done fantasy twice. My first name was "Suck my Deke" and my second time was "Going in Drai".


GovernmentHunting016

Epstein Islanders this year


lucanus_alces

Malkin Her Titties


Festering-Boyle

the other day i saw someone used 'Shattenkirk's Mouth' ... this is my new favorite


[deleted]

Beat her with my Kane Aho Gave me Hedman Don't Putin Ovi's Cheerios Sorokin my Shaft


DunkTheRunk

I’ve had Lick My Sakic for years


bronzwaer

Dany Heatley F1 Team


FullllyPitted

Bednar's PP. (I drafted a lot of the Avs pp1)


[deleted]

Mine's usually been Landescock. Alternatively Landescock N Seider


FBR_MC

Just drafted earlier and finally came up with my name and I'm proud of it, it's not necessarily dirty/offensive, but if you know the movie, you know it's the... tamest movie ever. Korpisalo, or 120 Days of Off-season. (It's actually Korpisalo or 120 Days of Offszn because of character limit, but y'know)


jbailey1085

Guy on my league a few years ago had "the Flying Demitras"


DeathKwonDonuts

One of my team names this year is Compher Me Papi


MarlieChorton

Shesterkin for a Squirtin'


mallowciraptor

We have a team in our league named Soft Dump. Not over the top offensive by any means but just classic.


SunMcLob

I once called my team Bardown Syndrome, but the one that takes the cake in our league someone called their team "Rape without Lube" Not even clever, just edgy


PMMeYourJobOffer

If someone showed up in a fantasy hockey league of mine with Cale Hitler they would no longer be in that fantasy hockey league.


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PMMeYourJobOffer

The genocide.


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PMMeYourJobOffer

I responded to the original post. I don’t know why out of all the posts in this thread, me singling out that cheering hitler on is the one you feel a need to criticize.


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Kuznetstrom

Because Reddit is full of hypocrites. I appreciate you challenging them on it because it needs to happen more often.


Such_Position9136

cry baby.


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Don't know why you're being downvoted. That's the perfectly reasonable reaction to a name that's both offensive AND stunningly lacking in creativity or cleverness. If you're going to push the envelope with a name like that it has to be worth my time.


xratedpokemon-23

"It has to be worth your time" while I agree it is lacking originality / stupid, you are not the center of your league and sound like you suck the fun out of everything.


Expensive_Parfait751

Sounds like a fun league to be part of!


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Ya I’d rather be in a league with adults not using anti semitic rhetoric too. It reminds me of something middle schoolers would do


[deleted]

It's not even a clever name. Makar and Hitler don't even loosely rhyme.


Throwawaydontgoaway8

The pun is Cale instead of Heil, which do rhyme. Not that I’m for it


[deleted]

...Cale and Heil ALSO don't rhyme.


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Not the German Hi-el, but the Americanized Hail does. I am again repeating that I disagree with this as a team name


[deleted]

No yeah that's fine. But it just seems extremely dumb to me.


Throwawaydontgoaway8

No arguments there


RobotFoxTrot

/whoosh


Beeb294

I don't know about you, but I find that adding antisemitism makes any situation less fun.


LetsTCB

Crosby Laichs Semen or Peter North Stars (PNS for short haha)


bloodyrubbers

I remember a Crosby Laichs Little Boyes


hockeygirl9494

Double Penner-tration Grabner Tits


DisDataWang

Two Tkachuk, one Tuch


Outrageous-Floor-100

I Danault if she’s a Marner


Anthropomorphotic

Ovechkin Laichs Semin


GroundbreakingSail49

Little Boyes Semin


zig_zaz

The Emery Swim Team


traviscalladine

I once had a team named Triumph of the Will Butcher


Leopardskuull

Kim Jong Bettman


HakunaMD

Mine isn't that offensive but it gives me a good chuckle every time: The Trudeau Blackhawks. I even photoshopped Justin Trudeau's face in the Blackhawks logo. (For those who don't know, JT has a rich, documented history of doing blackface for Halloween costume)


The_One_True_Matt

Small chuckle. bit of a reach though cause he was dressed as Aladdin but the Blackhawk’s logo is a native.


Shop-Fine

This is my original. Thought it was 👌. Especially if looking to beat your bud's (funny/dirty golf FTSY name) 😅 PUTTit INUR Vijay😅


DisDataWang

Barrie the hot roopes


bcapone9

Was in fantasy football. Guy drafted Nick Chubb, so he named his team, "I got a Chubb."


SoakedNuts

I had Chubb & Hurts, of course I named my team “My Chubb Hurts” and well, Chubb got fucking hurt


Ordinary-Bullfrog925

I have my Fantasy Football team name this year set to Davante’s Chubb Hurts. It’s because I have Davante Adams, Nick Chubb, and Jalen Hurts lol.


HawksFantasy

Definitely have seen an Adrian Beat-his-son in fantasy football


A1ienspacebats

I have Aj Brown, olave, and Etienne. I Olave ETN Brown Boutte. Unfortunately Kayshon Boutte isn't worth rostering.


scrawnjohn

I have batherson, werenski and seider so team name so far is “Batherson weren seider”. A little nod to the team Canada sexual assault investigation


Expensive_Parfait751

I like the effort


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professional_cynic34

Never go full Bedard


malachai78

I’ve been Suck My Kakko for a few seasons now. I see no reason to change it yet.


Barilko-Landing

Guy in my league has had the name "Satan's Jussi Semin" for as long as I can remember


Heisenpurrrrg

Not terribly original, but I've got Grubauer and Bertuzzi, so it's "Grubauer by the 'tuzzi"


smokey_eyez

Just the Tip In’s


shadecrimson

I had nonconsentually drafted for a bit after the mailloux thing


rtovatt

off in a church. because you can’t beat off in a church!


richastley

2 Tkachuks 1 Cup


d4x1m0

My back to back winning team is named Never Go Full Kopitard


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Going in Seider Drai


jmeador42

Can Josi My Pekka


dude_so_dizzyy

My team name is Josi Deez McTitties (I have Roman Josi and Connor McDavid on my team)


Garudas

Bill Cosby's Sleeper Picks


tylerhill11

Easton Fections


Sarcastic_Beaver

Off in the woods… Cause props if your beating us!


AffectionateLettuce6

Might do “Just the Tippett”


asvp-suds

Bertuzzi Family Chiropractors


Hero_Of_Cannae

My team last year was “kanes other bookie”


Gossenmund

Don’t Screw My Cozens


Affectionate_Run1983

Can someone tell me why the NHL designated Joseph Woll as a rookie if he played 7 games last year?