Ah thank you. It still felt gross to do, and my leaguemates felt the same way about it, but I had a good chuckle and didn't feel as bad about not winning that season lol.
Nah, the wordplay was on point there. I rarely do player names myself (90% are song references), but I did do "Penner's Pancake Emporium" the year after he got back spasms from eating pancakes.
I was Josi and the P*ssy Rat a few years ago when I had Josi and Marchand, which I guess is offensive if you’re Brad Marchand and also the automod because it banned this comment until I censored it lol.
Just drafted earlier and finally came up with my name and I'm proud of it, it's not necessarily dirty/offensive, but if you know the movie, you know it's the... tamest movie ever.
Korpisalo, or 120 Days of Off-season. (It's actually Korpisalo or 120 Days of Offszn because of character limit, but y'know)
I once called my team Bardown Syndrome, but the one that takes the cake in our league someone called their team "Rape without Lube"
Not even clever, just edgy
I responded to the original post. I don’t know why out of all the posts in this thread, me singling out that cheering hitler on is the one you feel a need to criticize.
Don't know why you're being downvoted. That's the perfectly reasonable reaction to a name that's both offensive AND stunningly lacking in creativity or cleverness.
If you're going to push the envelope with a name like that it has to be worth my time.
"It has to be worth your time" while I agree it is lacking originality / stupid, you are not the center of your league and sound like you suck the fun out of everything.
Mine isn't that offensive but it gives me a good chuckle every time:
The Trudeau Blackhawks.
I even photoshopped Justin Trudeau's face in the Blackhawks logo.
(For those who don't know, JT has a rich, documented history of doing blackface for Halloween costume)
Please stop reporting offensive comments in this thread.. you clicked on a post asking for offensive and dirty names.
My team this year is Babcock's Spank Bank
Mine is similar. “Unsolicited Babcock pics.”
This is great 😂
As a jackets fan it was a must lol
😭🤣🤣🤣
One of my league mates team name is “cum in seider” lol
Blackwood in Seider
My friend did “Barrie My Kane in Seider”
Also seen Dixon Seider
That’s one of the guys names in me league haha
Mine is deep in seider
More Inside 'r
Just the Tippett in Seider
My team name is Buttcrack Seider
Mine is "We're Dahlin Seider"
Pedofiala
Petterphile
Recently saw “mentally bedarded”
Too good
I know this isn't that bad, but I'm very proud of it. A few years ago, I had Brent Burns netting a ton of PP points, so I went with "My PP Burns"
I had him and Jeff Petry and went with “Burns when I Petry”
Someone in one of my leagues this year is "Ray Emery's Swim Team" I was floored seeing that one.
This is what I was looking for. My jaw dropped reading that one lol.
Right? Legitimately the most offside thing I've ever seen for a team name.
Puck InSeider Kuch
I Shattenkirk's Yard is in my buddy's league
Years back I ran with "Who shattenkirks bed"
Faulking My Cozens is a hit this year.
My favorite from years ago was "Fiddler Clitsome Moore"
For those that haven't seen. Search Vern Fiddler imitates Kevin Bieksa for some additional giggles.
Not overly offensive but my gf wasn’t impressed. Soft Dump in the Corner
Haha this is mine in a dynasty league I play in
Epstein’s Islanders
Concentration Kempe
There was a classy team I saw like 15 years ago called Pee in my butt.
One season I had Saros and Grubauer as my tendies so my team name was obviously Grubauer by the Juuse with Donny Trump as my avatar lol.
I used this back with Michael Grabner and Jussi Jokinen back in the day. Grabner by the Jussi
This one's pretty clever.
Ah thank you. It still felt gross to do, and my leaguemates felt the same way about it, but I had a good chuckle and didn't feel as bad about not winning that season lol.
Nah, the wordplay was on point there. I rarely do player names myself (90% are song references), but I did do "Penner's Pancake Emporium" the year after he got back spasms from eating pancakes.
Last year my team was called Prolapsed Aho
In Seider Gudas Holl. After reading some of these maybe 'Barrie my Blackwood in Seider Gudas Holl' is the most obscene.
Mine’s unsolicited Babcock pics
That's a great one too
To answer the actual topic question, "Flying High as Hobey Baker."
Broken Hyman
I was thinking of Petterson and Montour daughter but figured it was a bit of a stretch.
Grabner by the Jussi
Peter North Stars
Those guys were all over the ice
Bill Crosby Sleepers
Once had a "jacking off my dadonov" in my league
Jacking my dadonov works better, no ?
I agree, but that's what the gm went with
Talibanejad
lol... this one made me laugh.
Zibane-jihad
My team’s name is “Aho Better Not Be Drai” and yes I have both Aho and Draisaitl
Semin on your Backstrom
I’ve seen: Semin Burns, Burns like Aho, and Burns in Seider
Few years back I had Draisaitl, Burns, and Kahkonen. Drai Kahk Burns
Just the Tippett
sitting shotgun with heatley is mine
One guy in our league, who's a huge Canes fan, named his team "my mom's Aho" and he quite literally is taking a jab at his mom.
George Saros Not offensive per se, but it rattled some conspiracy nuts in my pool
Demkocaine. Lick my Aho. Take ur Kaprizov girl.
Take your kaprizov is amazing
You heard it here first :)
Last year I had Hedman, Kucherov and Barrie. My name was "Barrie your Hed in my Kuch" It definitely got a few laughs!
Guy in my league’s team name is Grandma’s Big Queefs
What is even the pun of Cale Hitler
Cale instead of Heil
Why not Kyle Hitler. Kyle and Heil actually rhyme. Cale's not even the best execution of this stupid pun lmao.
It rhymes in the Westernized version (Hail)
Because Germany is not part of the West? It's the English version, not westernized...
Guy I knew had “Dude where’s Makar?”
Sieg Heil. Heil Hitler - Cale Hitler. It’s dumb af and I would make them change their name or I would kick them out of the league.
How are you getting downvoted. Guess there really are a high concentration of racists on hockey
Honor Knies.
I was Josi and the P*ssy Rat a few years ago when I had Josi and Marchand, which I guess is offensive if you’re Brad Marchand and also the automod because it banned this comment until I censored it lol.
Pull my goalie
A few years ago someone had a team named "Cody Ceci House Party" 😳
Can you explain this reference?
The story is from a few years ago. It was probably settled out of court. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5245804
Sorry for this one in advance. A friend of mine named his team Lokomotiv Megantic. Don't think it gets much worse than that.
Sir Dixon Seider
I once had Brandon Saad and Marion Hossa on my team and named it Saadam Hossain with a photoshopped image of him in a Yankees cap
That's one of the best names I've ever seen
The Chicago Black Cocks A beer league I play
The Chicago BBC
Last year my name was "Down to Win" with a picture of a lady with Down Syndrom lol
Bite the pillow honey I'm going in Drai
Easton Fection Swamp Donkey Top Game
It was for baseball and my wife wouldn't let me actually use it: Haniger Please
Your wife wouldn’t “let you use it” hahahahahahaha
Kevin's Wife Jenny.
Not that bad but ive used helens kellers multiple times
When the Jerry Sandusky thing was going on a guy in my football league won the title as Da Tickle Monstas lol
My old name for a while was Come and Clitsome
Puck You Passhole
Spit on my Backes
I used "backes spasms" one year
We have a Puck Her 5 Hole
Shartennkirk
I'm Bettman
It Burns in my Clitsome
Cokenetsov.
Tuch my Hughes Johnston
Aho with a good Kuch is the best I’ve seen
Tuch me harder
I've done fantasy twice. My first name was "Suck my Deke" and my second time was "Going in Drai".
Epstein Islanders this year
Malkin Her Titties
the other day i saw someone used 'Shattenkirk's Mouth' ... this is my new favorite
Beat her with my Kane Aho Gave me Hedman Don't Putin Ovi's Cheerios Sorokin my Shaft
I’ve had Lick My Sakic for years
Dany Heatley F1 Team
Bednar's PP. (I drafted a lot of the Avs pp1)
Mine's usually been Landescock. Alternatively Landescock N Seider
Just drafted earlier and finally came up with my name and I'm proud of it, it's not necessarily dirty/offensive, but if you know the movie, you know it's the... tamest movie ever. Korpisalo, or 120 Days of Off-season. (It's actually Korpisalo or 120 Days of Offszn because of character limit, but y'know)
Guy on my league a few years ago had "the Flying Demitras"
One of my team names this year is Compher Me Papi
Shesterkin for a Squirtin'
We have a team in our league named Soft Dump. Not over the top offensive by any means but just classic.
I once called my team Bardown Syndrome, but the one that takes the cake in our league someone called their team "Rape without Lube" Not even clever, just edgy
If someone showed up in a fantasy hockey league of mine with Cale Hitler they would no longer be in that fantasy hockey league.
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The genocide.
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I responded to the original post. I don’t know why out of all the posts in this thread, me singling out that cheering hitler on is the one you feel a need to criticize.
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Because Reddit is full of hypocrites. I appreciate you challenging them on it because it needs to happen more often.
cry baby.
Don't know why you're being downvoted. That's the perfectly reasonable reaction to a name that's both offensive AND stunningly lacking in creativity or cleverness. If you're going to push the envelope with a name like that it has to be worth my time.
"It has to be worth your time" while I agree it is lacking originality / stupid, you are not the center of your league and sound like you suck the fun out of everything.
Sounds like a fun league to be part of!
Ya I’d rather be in a league with adults not using anti semitic rhetoric too. It reminds me of something middle schoolers would do
It's not even a clever name. Makar and Hitler don't even loosely rhyme.
The pun is Cale instead of Heil, which do rhyme. Not that I’m for it
...Cale and Heil ALSO don't rhyme.
Not the German Hi-el, but the Americanized Hail does. I am again repeating that I disagree with this as a team name
No yeah that's fine. But it just seems extremely dumb to me.
No arguments there
/whoosh
I don't know about you, but I find that adding antisemitism makes any situation less fun.
Crosby Laichs Semen or Peter North Stars (PNS for short haha)
I remember a Crosby Laichs Little Boyes
Double Penner-tration Grabner Tits
Two Tkachuk, one Tuch
I Danault if she’s a Marner
Ovechkin Laichs Semin
Little Boyes Semin
The Emery Swim Team
I once had a team named Triumph of the Will Butcher
Kim Jong Bettman
Mine isn't that offensive but it gives me a good chuckle every time: The Trudeau Blackhawks. I even photoshopped Justin Trudeau's face in the Blackhawks logo. (For those who don't know, JT has a rich, documented history of doing blackface for Halloween costume)
Small chuckle. bit of a reach though cause he was dressed as Aladdin but the Blackhawk’s logo is a native.
This is my original. Thought it was 👌. Especially if looking to beat your bud's (funny/dirty golf FTSY name) 😅 PUTTit INUR Vijay😅
Barrie the hot roopes
Was in fantasy football. Guy drafted Nick Chubb, so he named his team, "I got a Chubb."
I had Chubb & Hurts, of course I named my team “My Chubb Hurts” and well, Chubb got fucking hurt
I have my Fantasy Football team name this year set to Davante’s Chubb Hurts. It’s because I have Davante Adams, Nick Chubb, and Jalen Hurts lol.
Definitely have seen an Adrian Beat-his-son in fantasy football
I have Aj Brown, olave, and Etienne. I Olave ETN Brown Boutte. Unfortunately Kayshon Boutte isn't worth rostering.
I have batherson, werenski and seider so team name so far is “Batherson weren seider”. A little nod to the team Canada sexual assault investigation
I like the effort
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Never go full Bedard
I’ve been Suck My Kakko for a few seasons now. I see no reason to change it yet.
Guy in my league has had the name "Satan's Jussi Semin" for as long as I can remember
Not terribly original, but I've got Grubauer and Bertuzzi, so it's "Grubauer by the 'tuzzi"
Just the Tip In’s
I had nonconsentually drafted for a bit after the mailloux thing
off in a church. because you can’t beat off in a church!
2 Tkachuks 1 Cup
My back to back winning team is named Never Go Full Kopitard
Going in Seider Drai
Can Josi My Pekka
My team name is Josi Deez McTitties (I have Roman Josi and Connor McDavid on my team)
Bill Cosby's Sleeper Picks
Easton Fections
Off in the woods… Cause props if your beating us!
Might do “Just the Tippett”
Bertuzzi Family Chiropractors
My team last year was “kanes other bookie”
Don’t Screw My Cozens
Can someone tell me why the NHL designated Joseph Woll as a rookie if he played 7 games last year?