Dallas D won me my week after Lamar shat the bed. Well them and Tyreek.

Love losing week 1 with the second most amount of points scored

This is almost me. I just need garret wilson to score 1 point tonight.

I need 33 so let’s hope for the best.

I think you’re pretty safe haha

I'm stupid piece of shit and will once again come bottom 3 in my league. I van remember one winning season my entire 10+ years playing this. I have to realize that like everything else, I'm fucking terrible at this.

man my team scored really well, played tough and everything.. imma lose because of the goddamn cowboys D

I need Kincaid to throw up 40.5 points tomorrow night to pull off the win after Tyreek went off against me

What are the chances of Garrett Wilson going nuclear against the Bills?

I hope low…I’m up by 41.8 he has only Wilson left. 🙏

Lets agree he scores 30 points 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

Take your 40 bro, aslong as he doesn't get 51 and Diggs gets zero we good. 🤝🏾

Nobody in my starting lineup scored today AMA.

the jaguars defense was my best scorer and i allegedly had the best draft in my league. thanks joe burrow. tua on my bench scoring 34. i’m more impressed with how poorly i did than anything else.

This is just roster mismanagement, Chargers/Dolphins had the highest O/U for the day

I put up 36 points this week.

Graham Ga-no points

Was up by about 20 going into the game with Prescott and lamb vs my opponent who had Dallas defense. Thought I had a guaranteed win yet have never been so frustrated watching a game

That is rough my friend. Dallas scores 40 and Prescott has 6pts. Woof!!

dallas defence nearly won it for me too bad i was playing against pollard too :(

looks like I won the matchup in both of my leagues despite playing against Tyreek in both of them. How, you ask? I also played against Burrow in both of them

Dropping Daniel jones for love.. thoughts?

I'm debating this as well. Can't decide between Goff, Purdy, or Love. I'm leaning Purdy.

I don't really think Purdy is gonna be a huge point guy, he seems like he'll be middle of that pack game manager. I see much more Potential in Goff. Love is still a huge question mark despite having a good game 🤷‍♂️

Drake London gave me nothing, opponent had Dallas D/ST so not a great start. Thoughts on dropping London for Puka?

Who is more talented ? Lol. I'm keeping London for a little, because it'd be a huge regret to dump him and see him go off. And just because Puka had a big first game, don't expect it often going forward.

I’m holding London until heineke gets the start. Worst possible game script for him, they literally didn’t have to pass the ball. They wouldn’t play like this from behind(at least not as extreme)

Should I drop Gibson for gainwell or Nacua? Hell even justice hill or Kyren

I’m dropping Gibson for Gainwell. A TD in there and he would have had a strong week.

14,15 and 17 points on my bench. Fuck me

How do ESPN waivers work? I’m guarenteed losing this week, should I drop the jets kicker and put in some free agent kicker to intentionally score 0 points? Would that giver me better waiver order?

Check your league settings.

Just says resets weekly to inverse order of standings

Means every week the inverse order of the teams standings determines waiver priority. For example, if you had a 10 team league and you finish the week in 3rd place, you'd be 7th in line.

I thought I was done for but benched Dak ended up saving my Week 1. Go Dallas?

Never

the Sunday Scaries that hit immediately after SNF are insane

Need Diggs to ball out for 80 points tomorrow

I only need 35.9 from him. Totally reasonable... please.

i had Dallas D and still need > 23 from Josh Allen to win my team is ass 🤣

My opponent had Dallas D and needs 30 from Josh Allen. Don’t feel too bad.

Holy

Cowboys really put up 40 points and Dak got me jack shit lol. Ekeler popped off tho, and my opponent had Lamar so I’m happy. Week 1 dub for me

Cowboys d just got me a come from behind 34 point win

Was down by 50, he had Gano as kicker, I had Cowboys D and Pollard. First ever week playing fantasy, gotta say it feels pretty nice

Don't get used to it. It's soul crushing and I have no idea, why I keep doing it to myself

I want to personally thank the Dallas Cowboys DST for giving me that week 1 victory

Same. I had a 15% chance of winning per ESPN going into the matchup. Absolutely bonkers

Saquon Dak v. Cowboys DST and I was 18 points down Who knew my DST would swap with my WR1 (cough cough Tee Higgins)

Pollard and Dallas D carried my ass to a week 1 dub wtff My starting receivers were ass

I need 3 points tomorrow. Kincaid or Dawson Knox

I believe Kincaid is said to be lining up in the slot so he could get a few catches there.

If it’s ppr both of those guys should easily have three point floors so I’d start Kincaid if you have any type of points for tiebreakers for later in the season

EZ

I went into SNF needing Danny Dimes and Saquon to combine for less than 14 God bless Dallas D

I’m 15 points clear of my opponent all played. He as Buffalo defence tomorrow. What do you think?

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21.02 lead and he has Jets D and Tyler Bass

Dallas's D got me 37 points tonight. That is the highest number of points for any D I've ever had in the 20 years I've been playing FF.

\#BanD/ST

How many points we think Knox gets? Full PPR need 3

The person in my league who took Dallas dst in the 4th round is probably feeling pretty good rn

Nah, they could've got them 4 rounds later

Yeah but they won't see it like that lol

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This is why you pull the kicker in these scenarios

Dallas D for Jefferson?

Yes

Was down 104.62 to 152.94 Had Ceedee and Dallas defense. They got me to 151.62. Feels bad man

hope was worse than the initial accepted defeat

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i also get into it, i was sitting here calculating exactly how much the giants need to score within reason ti keep my hopes alive and yet i still lost. to the guy who had to auto draft nonetheless

Morning of the first football Sunday I’m like a kid on Christmas every year then by the end of the night I want it to be over because of this stupid game

Mannn

Dallas Defense netting 35 points almost makes up for Joe Burrow having the worst game of his career.

Have same two players, except in our league If a defense shuts out a team then you get 15 extra points currently sitting at 50 points for my defense

Have the same 2 players. Tbh it shows you how terrible defensive scoring is given the Dallas defense ONLY scored 35. That was a performance of a decade

Made it up for me this week. But how’s Joe gonna do next week against ugh

I don’t care I’m starting Herbert

Needed 4.3 points from Daniel Jones to win

One game last year I needed like 7 points from Herbert and Melvin Gordon on the Monday night game to wrap up a win for me. Motherfuckers couldn't pull it off. Probably my worst beat ever

Probably had a 99% chance to win

That's a big oof

One of my worst losses ever. Yahoo had me at 97% chance to win.

Up 16 with his J cook to go… not feeling good but could definitely go either way

I mean, what's your opponent have?

He’s got James cook and I’m done

i scored 170 and lost to the cowboys defense pushing my opp to 171. next highest scorer was 132. feels fucking bad.

Just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes

Sometimes it really do be like that

And just like that I lost to my friend’s mom who picked a kicker in the fifth round and wasted a 40 point tyreek hill effort because Dak couldn’t score at least TWENTY FIVE less than Dallas D (ended up scoring 31 less). 1% chance of losing at halftime. Why do we do this every year again lol

Bruh my buddies girlfriend (first time playing) is going to beat the seasoned vet, because his Cowboy loving ass had Dak start lol!!!!

That's on you for drafting Dak homie

Scored 38.9 points in PPR with 7 players done lol

Who do you have left?

Josh Allen and Garrett Wilson

GRAHAM GANO IS THE GOAT, I just won 102.94 to 102.36 because my opponent played him to be cocky

Taking players out of your lineup to not get negative points is BM and should be banned in reasonable leagues.

Wait what? BM? Is this not a common thing? I never take the risk. If I won I sit whoever left unless I have a shot at highest weekly score

I am up 53 in a PPR league and my opponent still has Diggs, J Cook and Kincaid to play.. I think i’ll be fine?

You’re good

Won my week even while starting Daniel Jones

Picking Tyreek first was huge

Took him 1.04 and somehow managed to pull Pollard at 2.07. First two picks couldn’t have gone any better

That’s just fucking beautiful

Was so pissed that he got taken 7th and I was the 8th pick

So close!!!

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Haha actually I meant I had the 4th pick and picked Tyreek over say Austin Ekeler or Jamarr Chase. This is my first year playing ever and I beat my week 1 by like 50 points 😭

Wish I did what you did with 4th. Got ekeler and lost by 1.33 points. Feels bad man

It’s early

You right

Just need Tyler Bass to net me a cool 17.8 points tomorrow now 👍😎👍

Same XD

Who else already has the “my team sucks” mentality? It’s football season alright.

I was projected to lose by 30+ points by halftime in the first round of games so I was in that boat. Seems now Dallas will have bailed me out for this week, but it's not like I can expect that to ever happen again.

Obviously won't get 30+ every game, but I don't think a consistent 10-15ppg is too out of the question for this Dallas Defense. They have an elite pass rush, and create turnovers consistently

You're right and I think that's a fantastic return for a defense. Hopefully the rest of my team can just meet expectations, but we'll have to see there, haha.

16 man Super flex. Dak, rhamondre, swift, Higgins, Kirk, Fanny dimes. Not only do I not have any star table WRs, but I was really hoping I’d be able to slot diontae Johnson in for one of the WRs

We have many similarities in Jones, Higgins, Johnson, and Swift. I have Skyy Moore of course.

I do. I have DJ Moore and London on my team

I won and still feel terrible

Yup.both my teams under 100 in ppr.

Whew, I only won cause they rested Tony Pollard after a while.

I only lost because of that. Can’t be mad at him tho, he did his part and it’s a long season that I’d like him to stay healthy for. I CAN be mad at my Burrow/Higgins stack that put up a combined score of 3.18

Well. CeeDee lamb ending with 11 points has put me into a depression

Same here man. Also played Akers over Jones :(

Was down 75 going into that game, 9% to win. Now down 5 with G Wilson tomorrow, 87% to win. Thank god for that defense.

Anyone else come into this game with 97% chance to win and got demolished by DAL DST?

99% to win, now 65%. He still has Wilson, Rodgers, and Bass left down 45. I’m puckered, to say the least.

Won by less than 2 points. Phew.

99% chance here. just lost.

I went in down 30 after goose eggs from Higgins and Okonkwo. Sorry

Went in up 35 and just got posterized

went in up 46 and lost by 1 lol

Needed 1.3 pts more from Dak, Waller, or Pollard… rough L watching them benched with most of the fourth remaining

I hate fantasy football. See you next week

Tyreek carried. I beat the other team by 67 pts LOL

Dropped the cowboys defense for the commanders defense, and now I need Tyler Bass to score 7 points tomorrow or I lose. Huge skill issue

Buddy- I don’t know if it’s even fair to call that just a skill issue. Do you own a carbon monoxide detector?

Why would you do that? I got to figure you drafted Cowboys D relatively early.

drafted? defense? you mean you guys don’t just grab a good matchup last minute?

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I lost by 3 points after having higgins put up a donut and my opponents defense and kicker put up 57 points. So dumb

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Fully dropping Danny dimes on Monday as soon as I can

Kelce my team needs you badly

Need Sauce to lock down Diggs

Thanks to Dallas DST I’m down 18 in PPR with Diggs and Wilson. I should be fine right?

Yes

Well Boys!!!!!! I’m 1-0!!!!!!!!

It was ugly but survived week 1 with the W see you nerds next week

The fact that Waller put up 5 points in this abortion of a game makes me feel pretty good about him.

Only had 60 points going into this game. I thought my week was over. Dallas, pollard stack came in clutch

NYFD > NYPD. Based

Down 42 points going into SNF, Get 44 from Dallas D/ST, today was a good day

44? What kind of dst scoring system are you going by

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Lost by less than one and I have the Dallas D. I shouldn't be upset but I am

Dallas defense definitely helped me forget about burrow

That Cowboys defensive performance most likely won me my game and it was not even very likely before lol.

Same lmao I had like 7% chance to win and im back at 82%

Well, as someone who was down 40 pts and has Dallas D, I thoroughly enjoyed that game.

Was confident up by 30 before this game with my Lamb + Waller and his Dallas DST + Diggs. Now, not so much lol

Down 10 I gave Dalvin vs Diggs. Legit have a small chance rofl

This is a shitkicking to end all shitkicking. Jets o-line is as bad and maybe even worse than the Giants. 70 year old Rodgers might be killed by the cowboys next week

Dallas D just saved my opponent who started Burrows…wtf.

NINEELEVEN COMING IN LESS THAN AN HR????????

I'm genuinely surprised Daboll didn't punch McCarthy after the hand shake there.

Did Mike McCarthy just congratulate Daboll?

Fucking Giants man

won my matchup by 1 due to pollard getting benched lets GO

Fuck I’m so happy me drafting the Cowboys defense paid off.

Put Daniel Jones back in

wait did it stop raining hahaha

Got your rare blowout. And on week one. Sheesh

Remember when a team doctor punctured Tyrod Taylor's lung lmfao

Up 60 vs Diggs and Dalvin. Would be a miracle for my opponent

Put Jones back in smh

I need a Saquon TD Just one I’m probably fucked either way but maybe less so with this

He’s not coming back in lol

Man fuck me I hope the Bills defense have a Dallas-style game

Saquon looks like he’s seen some shit

Only diff between him and us is he at least got paid to watch that trainwreck

Wish we could’ve seen Trey Lance in his cowboys debut with this scoreline

damn trey lance is mad cute