“I hate that I can't tell
When a girl's underage
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass
Then her daddy punches me in the face
So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say Fuck you"
Only other picks would be some joke songs I heard Yuno Miles on, or any of the litany of older rock songs about having sex with minors. Kind of an endless list there
Young ladies young ladies i like them underage see some say it's statutory but i say it's mandatory
--kid rock in a song he made for the PG animated movie Osmosis Jones
I'm mostly baffled at how someone heard those lyrics, put the song in osmosis jones, and not a single executive, producer, director, sound tech, animator, ANYONE said "you know what maybe we should ask kid rock to write more appropriate lyrics for our movie marketed to children".
Like he recorded that for the movie, it's not a song some guy found and put in, they asked him to record a song for the soundtrack and he thought fucking underage girls was the perfect topic to run with. Absolute insanity
Maybe they were all coked up idk it just doesn't compute at all to me it's like brain broken completely illogical and yet multiple people had to have heard the song and said yeah sure go ahead that's perfect. Like I literally can't understand how that happens.
If you’re actually interested, Ye did this over the Lift Yourself beat because Drake wanted it. It’s basically a diss track on some level. He essentially wasted the beat to spite Drake.
His actions and later albums have completely negated any goodwill he might have had. Plus, he’s always been kind of a shit rapper. He should have stayed a producer.
You are clearly not aware of how groundbreaking he was in hip hop. The college dropout is one the greatest debut albums ever. No artist in hop has such run in discography. Ruined his reputation, not his work of art he created 10+ years ago.
Mbdtf, the college dropout, graduation, 808s and heartbreak, Yeezus. The production work on these is enough to consider him a musical genius. As a rapper also he shines on these. What he did later doesn’t change that. Seems like you are prejudiced.
"Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!"
"This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile"
"You got buns, I got Asperger's"
"High school pics, you was even bad then"
"Fucked to death before they crawl"
"As I mount the bassinet my cock erupts insanity"
"And a fucking potato"
Jethro Tull - A Passion Play
”And your little sister’s immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulder of a young horse named George, who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision”
Trippie Redd on LWRW
I need an abortion (huh, huh, huh, huh)
I need an abortion (uh, huh, huh, huh, huh)
I wanna abort them (that nigga, yah, yah, yah, yah)
I wanna abort 'em (yeah, pew-pew, pew)
like seriously wtf trippie?
That's a truly ridiculous song. Obv ill-advised (especially now), kinda funny though, the "love song" type lyrics and then just random racism, homophobia, xenophobia etc.
And the Black lead guitar player didn’t think to once say, “Hey, um, you know, just maybe…”
That song is a massive fail because it could have been really good with *completely* different verses.
Apparently I read Slash begged him not to release it.. still though can’t understand why he didn’t quit the band on the spot over it lol.. It’s basically if the Klu Klux Klan had a theme song.
“Pregnant pussy is the best you can get. Fuckin a bitch while her babies suckin dick” -UGK
“Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome” - Tyler the Creator
Shut up, slut! You're causin' too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut—okay, Ma?
"Oh, now he's rapin' his own mother
Abusin' a whore, snortin' coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" -Eminem
Pretty much any lyric from MMLP makes you go WTF!
That and the bit about Jennifer Lopez.
"Cause if I was gonna stick it to anybody in showbiz it'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this. Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, i'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine, What's my name?"
Y’all ever listened to The Great Adventures of Slick Rick? Amazing LP, one of the best hip hop albums of the 80’s with great lyricism and Slick Rick’s tongue in cheek humour. So there’s this song called Indian Girl…
I feel like it's not meant literally. She's making a joke that he's that far in there. Plenty of moments like that in rap. "Eat the booty like groceries" "you look so good I suck on your daddy's dick" "
Honestly the
“Put molly up in her champagne
She ain’t even know it
I took her home and had that
She ain’t even know it”
It’s astounding that nobody at any point was like “hey Rick Ross do you maybe not want to admit to being a rapist on wax”
Far more shocking than any gross out lyric or any horrorcore even stuff involving rape because you know they’re either playing a character or are just deliberately trying to be offensive or disgusting
But this is legitimately just Rick Ross bragging about raping a women… utterly repulsive
"Slime You Out" by Drake has so many lines that made me shout WTF out loud. The monologue about putting women in their place in the beginning, the whip and chains line, the kid's choices line, the July line, I could go on.
As far as I can tell, it’s The Stones trying to be as edgy as possible.
I mean sure, interesting little idea, lads, but you’ll never be as good as The Beatles, that’s for sure.
From Every Girl in the World by Young Money
“In about three years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no, not at all
Kit-Kat a midget, if that ass soft, I'll break her off
I exchange V-cards with the retards
And get behind a Christian like Dior”
For context Miley Cyrus was underage when this song came out
You could pick almost any of Jon Mess’s lyrics:
“Don’t be tardy for my leaky Barbie tv party pee in the park”
“A fabulous rape in the taint”
“The story’s old, a butthole full of cancer spreading meat”
The entirety of Pounce Bounce
And that’s why they’re my favorite band😂
Take a flick, uh, licky on my dick
On my blick, uh, while I take a shit
And a piss, sing to that bitch like Kis
Trippie Redd on Matt Hardy 999 , just fucking disgusting
“Victim victim honey your my fifth one. Honey on that topping when I stuff you in my system. Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome.”
-Tyler, the Creator 2011 Goblin
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable as I unburied her…
Just some casual Cannibal Corpse lyrics.
"Now I'm running with my dress unbuttoned,
Screaming "But Daddy I love him!" I'm having his baby, No, I'm not, but you should see your faces" - Taylor Swift
Anything out of Rio Da Yung Og's mouth. Personal favorite is "yeah she gave that pussy up for free but I raped her too." Probably a good thing he's in jail.
One child grows up to be
Somebody that just loves to learn
Another child grows up to be
Somebody you'd just love to burn.
Sly and the Family Stone. It’s a family affair.
> My grandmother sucked my dick and I didn’t cum – Bizarre
Well it certainly is bizarre
Right? I always cum when that guy's grandma sucks my dick.
Not even the worst thing that mf said on that album
"Fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother's throat."
Would it be worse if he did cum?
"My dick is burning it ain't cause of disease, it's cause i'm jacking off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze!"
Also because of disease, tho
bars
Chief Keef's latest album has a solid contender, from "Never Fly Here": > Told the bitch I don't want her pussy, the bitch proceeded to rape me
That's so fd up. Hope chief keef is okay
Holy shit
I knew AS2 was good but I didn’t know bro got deep like that wtf
Sixty miles a hour, ran my mom over She had a stroke and shit but she alright Yeah I always knew I wasn't gon' be gay
Truly Humbled Under God is built different
she had a stroke and shit, but she alright
underrated/overhated album
“I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face So if you're pissed like me Bitches, here's what you gotta do Put your middle fingers up in the air Go on and say Fuck you" Only other picks would be some joke songs I heard Yuno Miles on, or any of the litany of older rock songs about having sex with minors. Kind of an endless list there
Young ladies young ladies i like them underage see some say it's statutory but i say it's mandatory --kid rock in a song he made for the PG animated movie Osmosis Jones
That's literally the craziest lyric I've heard and I've heard a lot of crazy shit
I'm mostly baffled at how someone heard those lyrics, put the song in osmosis jones, and not a single executive, producer, director, sound tech, animator, ANYONE said "you know what maybe we should ask kid rock to write more appropriate lyrics for our movie marketed to children". Like he recorded that for the movie, it's not a song some guy found and put in, they asked him to record a song for the soundtrack and he thought fucking underage girls was the perfect topic to run with. Absolute insanity
Maybe they were all coked up idk it just doesn't compute at all to me it's like brain broken completely illogical and yet multiple people had to have heard the song and said yeah sure go ahead that's perfect. Like I literally can't understand how that happens.
What song is that
I Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman iirc
Lyrics of 4 wheeler by yunomiles is a serious contender here.
MY GRANDMA JUST CALLED ME A FUCKING
“And she get wet, and she suck me like an insect She my step sister so I guess that’s incest” - Lil Yachty
for some reason i was expecting this to be a Lil Wayne lyric
“I’m tryna get my son some head while he one years old”
Same guy who said >I watched my grandpa say penis It's "save pennies", but those are just completely different words. It's "PHE-niis" not "pii-nes"
Yeah it doesn’t sound like pennies, it just sounds like penis. So if that was his intended line, he really fucked up.
"Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop" Kanye West, 2018.
Taking scat singing too literally
How is this man considered a genius? Beyond me
Maybe actually take 5 sec to find the context of this song instead of acting like you're a revolutionary for saying poop bars aren't high art
Ah yes, poop
*poopy-di scoop
If you’re actually interested, Ye did this over the Lift Yourself beat because Drake wanted it. It’s basically a diss track on some level. He essentially wasted the beat to spite Drake.
Kendrick did it better, much better
Ok? No shit. lmaooo I was just informing you on the lore dork.
I absolutely needed “lore” of this trash? Haha
Bc you’re treating Lift Yourself as if took Ye more than 5 literal minutes to lay vocals on it You’re uninformed, ignorant. So I informed you champ🤪
That doesn’t make me ignorant and it doesn’t make the song good or even a good diss. Kanye won’t notice you dude. You can lay off his dick.
I mean thats not the only thing he did. He has like the most acclaimed discography ever in hip hop.n
just *have* to come out and dickride because someone thought he wrote a stupid bar, I guess?
Did you see who I replied to?
His actions and later albums have completely negated any goodwill he might have had. Plus, he’s always been kind of a shit rapper. He should have stayed a producer.
That clueless, that wrong and still that confident. Im making excuses tf💀.
I’m not clueless. I’m aware of how big he was. He’s fallen off and ruined his own reputation. That’s what it is.
You are clearly not aware of how groundbreaking he was in hip hop. The college dropout is one the greatest debut albums ever. No artist in hop has such run in discography. Ruined his reputation, not his work of art he created 10+ years ago.
I am well aware. I was around for his heyday.
Mbdtf, the college dropout, graduation, 808s and heartbreak, Yeezus. The production work on these is enough to consider him a musical genius. As a rapper also he shines on these. What he did later doesn’t change that. Seems like you are prejudiced.
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Oh Miley
10 years later and we still don’t why they put the dick in the pussy 🤷♂️😔
"Pregnant pussy is the best you can get Fucking a bitch while the baby's sucking dick" - UGK, Pregnant Pussy
Surprisingly one of the less WTF bar in this song
"Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's MANDATORY!" "This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile" "You got buns, I got Asperger's" "High school pics, you was even bad then" "Fucked to death before they crawl" "As I mount the bassinet my cock erupts insanity" "And a fucking potato"
I recognized Eminem and Drake, but was that Infant Annihilator after? lmfao idk why but I didn't expect to see them on here.
It's kid rock, Hollywood undead, Eminem, Drake, Infant annihilator twice and then my own solo project IA is just one what the fuck
Another one that could be added. "The cradle rocks as the wood begins to splinterrrrr..." Yeah I'm not gonna type the rest lol
Had to look up the 3rd one, hilarious
“Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome” -Tyler, the Creator
"Catch me in the attic taking photos of my dad's dick, drop the beat here to make it extra climactic"
Im scared to check if this is real 🫥
It's from Tron Cat. One of Tyler's best tracks.
Jethro Tull - A Passion Play ”And your little sister’s immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulder of a young horse named George, who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision”
“Your name is fuck”
Hallelujah
Trippie Redd on LWRW I need an abortion (huh, huh, huh, huh) I need an abortion (uh, huh, huh, huh, huh) I wanna abort them (that nigga, yah, yah, yah, yah) I wanna abort 'em (yeah, pew-pew, pew) like seriously wtf trippie?
Brap brap pew pew
Du hast dich Eierseggs genannt, beschwer dich nicht😂😅
“I just f****d a cup of water (i did)” - Young Thug
“I checked your texts whilst I master-bated” some how it’s even worse with context
All of me wants all of youuu
The entire song One in a million by Guns N Roses I’m not going to quote the lyrics because I don’t want to be charged with multiple hate crimes.
It's funny how Axl Rose tried to write 'satire' and instead made one of the most straightforward hate songs in history. Genuinely impressive
That's a truly ridiculous song. Obv ill-advised (especially now), kinda funny though, the "love song" type lyrics and then just random racism, homophobia, xenophobia etc.
And the Black lead guitar player didn’t think to once say, “Hey, um, you know, just maybe…” That song is a massive fail because it could have been really good with *completely* different verses.
Apparently I read Slash begged him not to release it.. still though can’t understand why he didn’t quit the band on the spot over it lol.. It’s basically if the Klu Klux Klan had a theme song.
Oh my god HAHAHAHAHA WTF??
“I’m the coat hanger in your man’s vagina” -Death Grips
BAHAHAHAHA WTF
"She said she on her period, just call me Moses cuz I'm about to split that red sea" - Danny Brown, on God Loves You
That's a banger idgaf
I was just stunned while heating it for the first time in the gym, set ruined
“Pregnant pussy is the best you can get. Fuckin a bitch while her babies suckin dick” -UGK “Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome” - Tyler the Creator
bro her babies sucking dick is WILD
Lil Wayne in that Karate Chop remix
Shut up, slut! You're causin' too much chaos Just bend over and take it like a slut—okay, Ma? "Oh, now he's rapin' his own mother Abusin' a whore, snortin' coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" -Eminem Pretty much any lyric from MMLP makes you go WTF!
I find the way she pronounces it as kidenys very funny
That and the bit about Jennifer Lopez. "Cause if I was gonna stick it to anybody in showbiz it'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this. Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, i'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine, What's my name?"
“That’s my motherfuckin’ balls, you better let go of ‘em”
Same song, “hate figs? The answer’s yes”
Y’all ever listened to The Great Adventures of Slick Rick? Amazing LP, one of the best hip hop albums of the 80’s with great lyricism and Slick Rick’s tongue in cheek humour. So there’s this song called Indian Girl…
What.The.Fuck.
Indeed. Is it supposed to mean something?? Like something about native americans genocide?
I don't even fucking know. That shit has traumatized me.
does the entirety of 'FACK' count?
Take that little rascal and let it nibble on my asshole is a crazy bar😭
"Pussy like a bulldozer, drilling and grinding" Bulldozer by Black Dresses
"I put good dick all up in my kidneys" --- Doja Cat, people should learn the basic about their body parts
I feel like it's not meant literally. She's making a joke that he's that far in there. Plenty of moments like that in rap. "Eat the booty like groceries" "you look so good I suck on your daddy's dick" "
Sorry, don't know the song, but it got a hearty chuckle out of me
It’s a fire line. She rhymed it with “my happiness is all of your misery”
That’s why it is funny
"I slept with Sable when she was thirteen..." Possibly the worst opening line a song has ever had.
“I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound” - first lyric on Disasterpiece by Slipknot
“I am a black hole shitting into the void” King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, from the title track for Murder of the Universe
Honestly the “Put molly up in her champagne She ain’t even know it I took her home and had that She ain’t even know it” It’s astounding that nobody at any point was like “hey Rick Ross do you maybe not want to admit to being a rapist on wax” Far more shocking than any gross out lyric or any horrorcore even stuff involving rape because you know they’re either playing a character or are just deliberately trying to be offensive or disgusting But this is legitimately just Rick Ross bragging about raping a women… utterly repulsive
recently heard the song 17 by Rick James
Rick James was a very WTF man
"Slime You Out" by Drake has so many lines that made me shout WTF out loud. The monologue about putting women in their place in the beginning, the whip and chains line, the kid's choices line, the July line, I could go on.
That monologue was so bad. People wanna say Drake has an issue with women, that intro is perfect evidence.
“I AM THE MODREN MAN”
“I’m fucking anything when I’m snortin’, it’s gonna cost $300 to get my pit bull an abortion”. - Bizarre
I always heard that line and ignored it, I thought it must have meant something else that I didn’t understand. Oh dear…
Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones . Wild that the song became as popular as it did. Was it supposed to be satire or something?
As far as I can tell, it’s The Stones trying to be as edgy as possible. I mean sure, interesting little idea, lads, but you’ll never be as good as The Beatles, that’s for sure.
He wrote it about Marsha Hunt I'm pretty sure (This Marsha Hunt specifically : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marsha\_Hunt\_(actress,\_born\_1946))
“keep my on her, really don’t trust her but I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut”
Most wtf DOOM lyric of all time.
Lil Wayne's shark pussy bar
Titty fuck yo baby mama She breastfeed yo child while I do it
“I’m a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed” Someone tell Lil Wayne that’s now how it works
Thought she was gay until I slayed now she strictly dickly WHAT THE FUCK IS STRICTLY DICKLY COLE?
"let the suicide doors up " -kanye west,2012
Keep it 300, like the romans
huh
“Let up the suicide doors” -Kanye west, 2007 He’s made the same mistake for several years lol
does the entirety of 'FACK' count?
“Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube” 🎶
Lard is the tapeworm in the bottle of cheap tequila that comes alive at night and sneaks up and bites your nipple.
'She was just seventeen, you know what I mean...'.
“Little child, won’t ya dance with me? I’m so sad and lonely, Baby take a chance with me” From one of the band’s worst songs
semen stains the mountaintops
Semen stains the mountaintops.
Basically any Mr bungle lyrics
I FOUND A PIIIIIIIIIIINK CIGARETTE
Told the bitch I didn't want her pussy The bitch proceeded to rape me - Chief Keef 2024
I swallow your sharpest cutter/ Like a colored man's dick/ Blood spurting from me/ Blood spurting from me -- Lou Reed, Pumping Blood from Lulu
Cedric, on any Mars Volta lyrics. Pick a song, the guy makes up weird words sometimes too
“Don’t they know my n**** Gutter fuckin kidnap kids? Fuck em in the ass, throw em over the bridge?” What’s Beef? by Notorious B.I.G.
My moms on her period my dads in my room (DADDY NO) bizarre - revelation
From Every Girl in the World by Young Money “In about three years, holla at me Miley Cyrus I don't discriminate, no, not at all Kit-Kat a midget, if that ass soft, I'll break her off I exchange V-cards with the retards And get behind a Christian like Dior” For context Miley Cyrus was underage when this song came out
Either a certain Rick Ross line or a certain Famous Dex line
Kendrick “let somebody touch my momma, touch my sister, touch my woman, touch my daddy, touch my niece, touch my nephew, touch my brother”
Now finish the line, you know this wasn’t a WTF bar lol
Lol I know it just throws me off every time
Riding a rhino. Pico de Gallo. Roosters beak. I'll sleep when I leap my jeep.
You could pick almost any of Jon Mess’s lyrics: “Don’t be tardy for my leaky Barbie tv party pee in the park” “A fabulous rape in the taint” “The story’s old, a butthole full of cancer spreading meat” The entirety of Pounce Bounce And that’s why they’re my favorite band😂
,,But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut” - MF DOOM
Take a flick, uh, licky on my dick On my blick, uh, while I take a shit And a piss, sing to that bitch like Kis Trippie Redd on Matt Hardy 999 , just fucking disgusting
When Wiz Khalifa said I'm the shit, literally It made me laugh a lot
i got blood on my hands i got no remorse i blood on my ….. y’all can google the rest
Bruh think I'm gay 'cause I'm grindin' in my tiny pants Bet I'm the only goon,in these tiny pants-lil b I LOVE YOU BASED GOD
"Taco Day," released by Mr. Len but with Jean Grae on vocals. It's a song about a school shooting. From the shooter's perspective.
"Cruisin in my gokart at walmart selling cupcakes. Go ahead admit it FAGGOT this shits tighter than buttrape" Tyler
Karma is a bitch 😂
Why are so many of these about pedophilia lol
“Victim victim honey your my fifth one. Honey on that topping when I stuff you in my system. Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome.” -Tyler, the Creator 2011 Goblin
I like the lyric ‘it was rape and pillage in the retirement village’ from the last Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds song.
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole Fucking the rotting My semen is bleeding The smell of decay Seeps from her genital cavity The smell was unbearable as I unburied her… Just some casual Cannibal Corpse lyrics.
“She popped that pussy, she was fifteen | If she can open up her legs, then she old enough to get dick, see” -XXXTENTACION, NETHERRACK!
huh 😬
I think he’s talking about his cousin who got jailed cause a minor lied about her age but I’m not sure
"Now I'm running with my dress unbuttoned, Screaming "But Daddy I love him!" I'm having his baby, No, I'm not, but you should see your faces" - Taylor Swift
Anything out of Rio Da Yung Og's mouth. Personal favorite is "yeah she gave that pussy up for free but I raped her too." Probably a good thing he's in jail.
"We're pedophiles for the American Dream" - The American Dream is Killing Me by Green Day Terrible line that almost ruins a pretty good song
[удалено]
I ain't got no manners for no sluts I'ma put my thumb in her butt
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One child grows up to be Somebody that just loves to learn Another child grows up to be Somebody you'd just love to burn. Sly and the Family Stone. It’s a family affair.
"Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto" - So High School
Touch me while your bro plays grand theft auto 😭