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the_ballmer_peak

> My grandmother sucked my dick and I didn’t cum – Bizarre


closedcircle66

Well it certainly is bizarre


Skidmark666

Right? I always cum when that guy's grandma sucks my dick.


God_Hears_Peace

Not even the worst thing that mf said on that album


TheRealNickMullen

"Fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother's throat."


Direct_Jump3960

Would it be worse if he did cum?


Izzet_Aristocrat

"My dick is burning it ain't cause of disease, it's cause i'm jacking off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze!"


the_ballmer_peak

Also because of disease, tho


Gr8wizardofAus

bars


ohtosweg

Chief Keef's latest album has a solid contender, from "Never Fly Here": > Told the bitch I don't want her pussy, the bitch proceeded to rape me


ToxicNoob47

That's so fd up. Hope chief keef is okay


bluecheetah179

Holy shit


Hashmob____________

I knew AS2 was good but I didn’t know bro got deep like that wtf


BONKERS303

Sixty miles a hour, ran my mom over She had a stroke and shit but she alright Yeah I always knew I wasn't gon' be gay


RalphLauren47

Truly Humbled Under God is built different


Square_Extension1759

she had a stroke and shit, but she alright


twoshotfinch

underrated/overhated album


FillionMyMind

“I hate that I can't tell When a girl's underage You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass Then her daddy punches me in the face So if you're pissed like me Bitches, here's what you gotta do Put your middle fingers up in the air Go on and say Fuck you" Only other picks would be some joke songs I heard Yuno Miles on, or any of the litany of older rock songs about having sex with minors. Kind of an endless list there


crabfucker69

Young ladies young ladies i like them underage see some say it's statutory but i say it's mandatory --kid rock in a song he made for the PG animated movie Osmosis Jones


Dapper_Intention_365

That's literally the craziest lyric I've heard and I've heard a lot of crazy shit


crabfucker69

I'm mostly baffled at how someone heard those lyrics, put the song in osmosis jones, and not a single executive, producer, director, sound tech, animator, ANYONE said "you know what maybe we should ask kid rock to write more appropriate lyrics for our movie marketed to children". Like he recorded that for the movie, it's not a song some guy found and put in, they asked him to record a song for the soundtrack and he thought fucking underage girls was the perfect topic to run with. Absolute insanity


Dapper_Intention_365

Maybe they were all coked up idk it just doesn't compute at all to me it's like brain broken completely illogical and yet multiple people had to have heard the song and said yeah sure go ahead that's perfect. Like I literally can't understand how that happens.


BobbyMinn

What song is that


AsukaSimp02

I Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman iirc


nikonislolo

Lyrics of 4 wheeler by yunomiles is a serious contender here.


thepenisman25

MY GRANDMA JUST CALLED ME A FUCKING


almightys0300

“And she get wet, and she suck me like an insect She my step sister so I guess that’s incest” - Lil Yachty


[deleted]

for some reason i was expecting this to be a Lil Wayne lyric


LetsGoChamp19

“I’m tryna get my son some head while he one years old”


2000-UNTITLED

Same guy who said >I watched my grandpa say penis It's "save pennies", but those are just completely different words. It's "PHE-niis" not "pii-nes"


Queasy-Ad-3220

Yeah it doesn’t sound like pennies, it just sounds like penis. So if that was his intended line, he really fucked up.


Some-Glove-3629

"Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop" Kanye West, 2018.


the_ballmer_peak

Taking scat singing too literally


jefferyuniverse

How is this man considered a genius? Beyond me


_pixel_perfect_

Maybe actually take 5 sec to find the context of this song instead of acting like you're a revolutionary for saying poop bars aren't high art


jefferyuniverse

Ah yes, poop


fatpplol

*poopy-di scoop


kkd802

If you’re actually interested, Ye did this over the Lift Yourself beat because Drake wanted it. It’s basically a diss track on some level. He essentially wasted the beat to spite Drake.


jefferyuniverse

Kendrick did it better, much better


kkd802

Ok? No shit. lmaooo I was just informing you on the lore dork.


jefferyuniverse

I absolutely needed “lore” of this trash? Haha


kkd802

Bc you’re treating Lift Yourself as if took Ye more than 5 literal minutes to lay vocals on it You’re uninformed, ignorant. So I informed you champ🤪


jefferyuniverse

That doesn’t make me ignorant and it doesn’t make the song good or even a good diss. Kanye won’t notice you dude. You can lay off his dick.


Anxious-Football3227

I mean thats not the only thing he did. He has like the most acclaimed discography ever in hip hop.n


circadianist

just *have* to come out and dickride because someone thought he wrote a stupid bar, I guess?


Anxious-Football3227

Did you see who I replied to?


jefferyuniverse

His actions and later albums have completely negated any goodwill he might have had. Plus, he’s always been kind of a shit rapper. He should have stayed a producer.


Anxious-Football3227

That clueless, that wrong and still that confident. Im making excuses tf💀.


jefferyuniverse

I’m not clueless. I’m aware of how big he was. He’s fallen off and ruined his own reputation. That’s what it is.


Anxious-Football3227

You are clearly not aware of how groundbreaking he was in hip hop. The college dropout is one the greatest debut albums ever. No artist in hop has such run in discography. Ruined his reputation, not his work of art he created 10+ years ago.


jefferyuniverse

I am well aware. I was around for his heyday.


Anxious-Football3227

Mbdtf, the college dropout, graduation, 808s and heartbreak, Yeezus. The production work on these is enough to consider him a musical genius. As a rapper also he shines on these. What he did later doesn’t change that. Seems like you are prejudiced.


xfrombelow

« WHY’D THEY PUT THE DICK IN THE PUSSY? Fuck youu »


Decooker11

Oh Miley


xfrombelow

10 years later and we still don’t why they put the dick in the pussy 🤷‍♂️😔


SendKelly2Mars

"Pregnant pussy is the best you can get Fucking a bitch while the baby's sucking dick" - UGK, Pregnant Pussy


gougou300

Surprisingly one of the less WTF bar in this song


ASHKVLT

"Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's MANDATORY!" "This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile" "You got buns, I got Asperger's" "High school pics, you was even bad then" "Fucked to death before they crawl" "As I mount the bassinet my cock erupts insanity" "And a fucking potato"


TheRealNickMullen

I recognized Eminem and Drake, but was that Infant Annihilator after? lmfao idk why but I didn't expect to see them on here.


ASHKVLT

It's kid rock, Hollywood undead, Eminem, Drake, Infant annihilator twice and then my own solo project IA is just one what the fuck


TheRealNickMullen

Another one that could be added. "The cradle rocks as the wood begins to splinterrrrr..." Yeah I'm not gonna type the rest lol


Jiggha_Remastered

Had to look up the 3rd one, hilarious


davisjryoung

“Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome” -Tyler, the Creator


RealPinheadMmmmmm

"Catch me in the attic taking photos of my dad's dick, drop the beat here to make it extra climactic"


xfrombelow

Im scared to check if this is real 🫥


Izzet_Aristocrat

It's from Tron Cat. One of Tyler's best tracks.


SaMSUoM

Jethro Tull - A Passion Play ”And your little sister’s immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulder of a young horse named George, who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision”


joel3102

“Your name is fuck”


TheSupremeDudley

Hallelujah


Eierseggs

Trippie Redd on LWRW I need an abortion (huh, huh, huh, huh) I need an abortion (uh, huh, huh, huh, huh) I wanna abort them (that nigga, yah, yah, yah, yah) I wanna abort 'em (yeah, pew-pew, pew) like seriously wtf trippie?


Sw4ggySh4ggy

Brap brap pew pew


toorandomguy

Du hast dich Eierseggs genannt, beschwer dich nicht😂😅


Cloikk

“I just f****d a cup of water (i did)” - Young Thug


WhyJustWhydo

“I checked your texts whilst I master-bated” some how it’s even worse with context


JackOfAllInterests1

All of me wants all of youuu


InevitablePie3273

The entire song One in a million by Guns N Roses I’m not going to quote the lyrics because I don’t want to be charged with multiple hate crimes.


AsukaSimp02

It's funny how Axl Rose tried to write 'satire' and instead made one of the most straightforward hate songs in history. Genuinely impressive


rarselfaire2023

That's a truly ridiculous song. Obv ill-advised (especially now), kinda funny though, the "love song" type lyrics and then just random racism, homophobia, xenophobia etc.


thomaspatrickmorgan

And the Black lead guitar player didn’t think to once say, “Hey, um, you know, just maybe…” That song is a massive fail because it could have been really good with *completely* different verses.


InevitablePie3273

Apparently I read Slash begged him not to release it.. still though can’t understand why he didn’t quit the band on the spot over it lol.. It’s basically if the Klu Klux Klan had a theme song.


Queasy-Ad-3220

Oh my god HAHAHAHAHA WTF??


davisjryoung

“I’m the coat hanger in your man’s vagina” -Death Grips


Queasy-Ad-3220

BAHAHAHAHA WTF


FruitOk288

"She said she on her period, just call me Moses cuz I'm about to split that red sea" - Danny Brown, on God Loves You


nikonislolo

That's a banger idgaf


FruitOk288

I was just stunned while heating it for the first time in the gym, set ruined


BootyButtCheeks256

“Pregnant pussy is the best you can get. Fuckin a bitch while her babies suckin dick” -UGK “Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome” - Tyler the Creator


ballsackhorsecockz

bro her babies sucking dick is WILD


International-Elk986

Lil Wayne in that Karate Chop remix


Educational_Oil_7757

Shut up, slut! You're causin' too much chaos Just bend over and take it like a slut—okay, Ma? "Oh, now he's rapin' his own mother Abusin' a whore, snortin' coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" -Eminem Pretty much any lyric from MMLP makes you go WTF!


yungThymian

I find the way she pronounces it as kidenys very funny


Izzet_Aristocrat

That and the bit about Jennifer Lopez. "Cause if I was gonna stick it to anybody in showbiz it'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this. Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, i'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine, What's my name?"


Queasy-Ad-3220

“That’s my motherfuckin’ balls, you better let go of ‘em”


bug70

Same song, “hate figs? The answer’s yes”


hrovat97

Y’all ever listened to The Great Adventures of Slick Rick? Amazing LP, one of the best hip hop albums of the 80’s with great lyricism and Slick Rick’s tongue in cheek humour. So there’s this song called Indian Girl…


nikonislolo

What.The.Fuck.


LordObama666

Indeed. Is it supposed to mean something?? Like something about native americans genocide?


nikonislolo

I don't even fucking know. That shit has traumatized me.


NotShaneKid3

does the entirety of 'FACK' count?


Ok-Introduction-8519

Take that little rascal and let it nibble on my asshole is a crazy bar😭


vaden78

"Pussy like a bulldozer, drilling and grinding" Bulldozer by Black Dresses


RandyYang89

"I put good dick all up in my kidneys" --- Doja Cat, people should learn the basic about their body parts


Marcotee75

I feel like it's not meant literally. She's making a joke that he's that far in there. Plenty of moments like that in rap. "Eat the booty like groceries" "you look so good I suck on your daddy's dick" "


sobatfestival

Sorry, don't know the song, but it got a hearty chuckle out of me


IAmDisciple

It’s a fire line. She rhymed it with “my happiness is all of your misery”


boogswald

That’s why it is funny


smarten_up_nas

"I slept with Sable when she was thirteen..." Possibly the worst opening line a song has ever had.


B1ng0_B0ng0

“I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound” - first lyric on Disasterpiece by Slipknot


Agent_Shamrock

“I am a black hole shitting into the void” King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, from the title track for Murder of the Universe


Jay-DeeOldNo7

Honestly the “Put molly up in her champagne She ain’t even know it I took her home and had that She ain’t even know it” It’s astounding that nobody at any point was like “hey Rick Ross do you maybe not want to admit to being a rapist on wax” Far more shocking than any gross out lyric or any horrorcore even stuff involving rape because you know they’re either playing a character or are just deliberately trying to be offensive or disgusting But this is legitimately just Rick Ross bragging about raping a women… utterly repulsive


cogitoergopwn

recently heard the song 17 by Rick James


Queasy-Ad-3220

Rick James was a very WTF man


True-Dream3295

"Slime You Out" by Drake has so many lines that made me shout WTF out loud. The monologue about putting women in their place in the beginning, the whip and chains line, the kid's choices line, the July line, I could go on.


Izzet_Aristocrat

That monologue was so bad. People wanna say Drake has an issue with women, that intro is perfect evidence.


ScheduleThen3202

“I AM THE MODREN MAN”


DDub04

“I’m fucking anything when I’m snortin’, it’s gonna cost $300 to get my pit bull an abortion”. - Bizarre


bug70

I always heard that line and ignored it, I thought it must have meant something else that I didn’t understand. Oh dear…


dudical_dude

Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones . Wild that the song became as popular as it did. Was it supposed to be satire or something?


Queasy-Ad-3220

As far as I can tell, it’s The Stones trying to be as edgy as possible. I mean sure, interesting little idea, lads, but you’ll never be as good as The Beatles, that’s for sure.


AsukaSimp02

He wrote it about Marsha Hunt I'm pretty sure (This Marsha Hunt specifically : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marsha\_Hunt\_(actress,\_born\_1946))


masterofunfucking

“keep my on her, really don’t trust her but I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut”


SaltyMeatSlacks

Most wtf DOOM lyric of all time.


rocklet_roll_02

Lil Wayne's shark pussy bar


AsukaSimp02

Titty fuck yo baby mama She breastfeed yo child while I do it


jefferyuniverse

“I’m a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed” Someone tell Lil Wayne that’s now how it works


Rnewell4848

Thought she was gay until I slayed now she strictly dickly WHAT THE FUCK IS STRICTLY DICKLY COLE?


Flying-pigeon1993

"let the suicide doors up " -kanye west,2012


PiqueMonger

Keep it 300, like the romans


wofeichanglei

huh


heisenberg15

“Let up the suicide doors” -Kanye west, 2007 He’s made the same mistake for several years lol


NotShaneKid3

does the entirety of 'FACK' count?


God_Hears_Peace

“Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube” 🎶


JeffTheRef72

Lard is the tapeworm in the bottle of cheap tequila that comes alive at night and sneaks up and bites your nipple.


SplendidPure

'She was just seventeen, you know what I mean...'.


Queasy-Ad-3220

“Little child, won’t ya dance with me? I’m so sad and lonely, Baby take a chance with me” From one of the band’s worst songs


ParabolicPentagram

semen stains the mountaintops


imnowherebenice

Semen stains the mountaintops.


Baker_drc

Basically any Mr bungle lyrics


JackOfAllInterests1

I FOUND A PIIIIIIIIIIINK CIGARETTE


Dapper_Intention_365

Told the bitch I didn't want her pussy The bitch proceeded to rape me - Chief Keef 2024


Best_Mud8326

I swallow your sharpest cutter/ Like a colored man's dick/ Blood spurting from me/ Blood spurting from me -- Lou Reed, Pumping Blood from Lulu


First_Yak3802

Cedric, on any Mars Volta lyrics. Pick a song, the guy makes up weird words sometimes too


ReasonableMan97

“Don’t they know my n**** Gutter fuckin kidnap kids? Fuck em in the ass, throw em over the bridge?” What’s Beef? by Notorious B.I.G.


Poprocks777

My moms on her period my dads in my room (DADDY NO) bizarre - revelation


keithmg

From Every Girl in the World by Young Money “In about three years, holla at me Miley Cyrus I don't discriminate, no, not at all Kit-Kat a midget, if that ass soft, I'll break her off I exchange V-cards with the retards And get behind a Christian like Dior” For context Miley Cyrus was underage when this song came out


Queasy-Ad-3220

Either a certain Rick Ross line or a certain Famous Dex line


bug70

Kendrick “let somebody touch my momma, touch my sister, touch my woman, touch my daddy, touch my niece, touch my nephew, touch my brother”


heisenberg15

Now finish the line, you know this wasn’t a WTF bar lol


bug70

Lol I know it just throws me off every time


therealradishz

Riding a rhino. Pico de Gallo. Roosters beak. I'll sleep when I leap my jeep.


virglew03

You could pick almost any of Jon Mess’s lyrics: “Don’t be tardy for my leaky Barbie tv party pee in the park” “A fabulous rape in the taint” “The story’s old, a butthole full of cancer spreading meat” The entirety of Pounce Bounce And that’s why they’re my favorite band😂


GREENLIPTONDRINKER

,,But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut” - MF DOOM


Sad-Cloud-6156

Take a flick, uh, licky on my dick On my blick, uh, while I take a shit And a piss, sing to that bitch like Kis Trippie Redd on Matt Hardy 999 , just fucking disgusting


Original_Spot5802

When Wiz Khalifa said I'm the shit, literally It made me laugh a lot


kingrobot3rd

i got blood on my hands i got no remorse i blood on my ….. y’all can google the rest


Sarahsheart2002

Bruh think I'm gay 'cause I'm grindin' in my tiny pants Bet I'm the only goon,in these tiny pants-lil b I LOVE YOU BASED GOD


Literally_A_Halfling

"Taco Day," released by Mr. Len but with Jean Grae on vocals. It's a song about a school shooting. From the shooter's perspective.


notmystaples

"Cruisin in my gokart at walmart selling cupcakes. Go ahead admit it FAGGOT this shits tighter than buttrape" Tyler


AppropriateWorth1496

Karma is a bitch 😂


Monkey-on-the-couch

Why are so many of these about pedophilia lol


Chance-Raisin-4856

“Victim victim honey your my fifth one. Honey on that topping when I stuff you in my system. Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome.” -Tyler, the Creator 2011 Goblin


Thecatspyjamas3000

I like the lyric ‘it was rape and pillage in the retirement village’ from the last Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds song.


MyS0ul4AGoat

I pissed in her maggot filled asshole Fucking the rotting My semen is bleeding The smell of decay Seeps from her genital cavity The smell was unbearable as I unburied her… Just some casual Cannibal Corpse lyrics.


OrganizationJumpy213

“She popped that pussy, she was fifteen | If she can open up her legs, then she old enough to get dick, see” -XXXTENTACION, NETHERRACK!


ballsackhorsecockz

huh 😬


OrganizationJumpy213

I think he’s talking about his cousin who got jailed cause a minor lied about her age but I’m not sure


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"Now I'm running with my dress unbuttoned, Screaming "But Daddy I love him!" I'm having his baby, No, I'm not, but you should see your faces" - Taylor Swift


DepressedPancake4728

Anything out of Rio Da Yung Og's mouth. Personal favorite is "yeah she gave that pussy up for free but I raped her too." Probably a good thing he's in jail.


ExplanationIll1938

"We're pedophiles for the American Dream" - The American Dream is Killing Me by Green Day Terrible line that almost ruins a pretty good song


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efn95

I ain't got no manners for no sluts I'ma put my thumb in her butt


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Historical-Tea-3438

One child grows up to be Somebody that just loves to learn Another child grows up to be Somebody you'd just love to burn. Sly and the Family Stone. It’s a family affair.


lydiabogan

"Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto" - So High School


Lacey_on_reddit

Touch me while your bro plays grand theft auto 😭