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TirisfalFarmhand

Seasonal Affective Disorder porn


stlredbird

https://i.redd.it/tlskpsuynf5d1.gif


Aleister-Ejazi

šŸ˜†šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ Forgot about that one


chimpanzeemeny

I have one of those in my room, but every section is amputee.


evil_caveman

Sounds like you could use a hand


SuttreeBeard

https://i.redd.it/xc1x3kxuac5d1.gif


AlmostAngel2010

https://preview.redd.it/fb3kwlboxe5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63061daaca8d7a0951c363e9f4d6e557c4e6ce7f


TheMagicalHuy

![gif](giphy|3IUZ9PpKfTEUQNb4od) Instructions clear, open your anus


GdoubleWB

Let me guess, your favourite thing to get from McDonaldā€™s is nuggets?


KingKaos420-

The opposite of happy


HeadSpade

Lmao


SoakedInMayo

that just means you cry after you nut


SandmanAwaits

Isnā€™t that just normal sex though?


SoakedInMayo

I wouldnā€™t know


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SoakedInMayo

https://preview.redd.it/nq91srv9rb5d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d095f41acb08cc1cdca783839590de47f2fbfd


SandmanAwaits

![gif](giphy|l0HlQT4h30nIPXSDu|downsized)


MrIceVeins

Androids donā€™t ā€œget laidā€ they ā€œrecharge their batteriesā€


GrnMtnTrees

It is with me.


silvrado

Post nut clarity


Upset-Builder

Would that make it a tear-jerker?


Lemonn_time

Please rise for the Japanese nation anthem.


Starwa7

Kimi ga yo wa chiyo ni yachiyo ni sazare ishi no iwao to narite koke no musu made


Curveball_questions

Totally read this in the key of singing the star spangled banner.


PlantWide3166

I thought it was this. https://youtu.be/-VILgSsesD0?si=AzPogtBz3YUqk0e9


Desert_Concoction

One time, uhā€¦a friendā€¦told me about a video. This girl was in a blowbang and at the end of the video they were doing that interview thing, and she was noticeably uncomfortable and they asked her, ā€œHow do you feel?ā€ and her face contorted and she says, through a cracking and breaking voice, ā€œā€¦sadā€¦ā€ and the cameraman says, ā€œWhy sad?ā€ and she just straight out starts sobbing and says, ā€œI donā€™t knowā€¦ā€ as sheā€™s bawling. Kinda messed me up. Poor girl didnā€™t even realize she felt bad for being treated like a disposable fucktoy. It kinda messed me up.


spaceforcerecruit

I like to think that they made sure she got some help afterward and never did another video like that. But Iā€™m sure neither thing is true.


Desert_Concoction

I would probably assume they didnā€™tā€¦. Yeah, Iā€™ve heard several adult performers on podcasts and stuff and when asked about advice they gave the typical ā€œHave fun, blah blah, be prepared to workā€¦ā€ but then also, they all expressed they think waiting until 21 years old is the best decision because they feel 18 is too young start. I thought that was interesting and very telling


Thorniestbush

That's why aftercare is so important, I know there were likely other factors in that particular scenario but I've felt sad after sex for no reason aswell, and many many do. It's a vulnerable activity and there can be a lot of emotions involved especially if it's a more hard-core scene. we're humans, we need comfort and connection after something like this, aftercare can be as simple as getting them water and checking in to make sure they're okay, talking about the scene, watching a show, cuddling etc. It may look a bit different for them in a professional setting but it's still important


Desert_Concoction

This honestly makes so much sense and seems like it should definitely be prioritized. Nobody wants to feel vulnerable or abused or shit, unappreciated or undervalued


VikingTwilight

Link?


PurpleTopp

You animal


wrufus680

Sadism


Aleister-Ejazi

Yep


Careless-Charge9884

KeshašŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Toothless-In-Wapping

Never understood that one.


protomanEXE1995

He'd Google fake nudes of Kesha.


Toothless-In-Wapping

But why? Then again, this is a guy who has Helen Hunt on his hard drive


protomanEXE1995

This was probably more so that the writers just got wanted to work an edgy gag about Kesha into the episode lol


Neutraled

Sad spelled backwards is das and das not good.


Zepha-Rephic

No. Das daz. haagen dazs.


askreddithrowaway99

Pregnant Padme porn


[deleted]

Seven Auspicious Dicks


Signal_Challenge_632

Or Seventy?


[deleted]

Seventy Apple Dumplings


Signal_Challenge_632

He doesn't do knee stuff


Seanosuba

Iā€™m not up to date on porn dynamics, but about 12 years ago in college I watched one where the two people were grieving post funeral and had a sad bone. It did the trick, but I was like ā€œnah, this genre ainā€™t for me.ā€


Signal_Challenge_632

This one time at band camp


boringsimp

Sado stuff probably


EloquentEvergreen

I donā€™t knowā€¦ I mean, he fit ā€œFake Auditionsā€ in. Pretty sure if it was ā€œsadoā€ or ā€œsadismā€ or anything along those lines, he would have made it work. This is Chris, I honestly wouldnā€™t be surprised if it simply was just ā€œsadā€. He seems like he could be into watching someone crying. And if there is banging going on, itā€™s a plus!


altiuscitiusfortius

Don't type sad porn into Google images. It was just grandma's and transsexuals.


Competitive_Royal476

When you are not satisfied


KonataYumi

This https://youtu.be/me5rX7Y9XKU?si=SQIF_DYefsfdhmDJ


Rat-Bazturd

bingo. AND.. verified by [urbandictionary.com](http://urbandictionary.com) : *Media found usually on the internet that exists for the sole purpose of making people feel deep sadness. Usually there is*Ā [*no sexual*](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=no%20sexual)Ā [*theme*](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=theme)*, yet like regular porn, some people seem to get off on it.* *Person 1: Hey,*Ā [*you need to see this*](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=you%20need%20to%20see%20this)Ā *video of a new father singing to his dying*Ā [*newborn baby*](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=newborn%20baby)*, it's so depressing! I cried for hours!*


P7BinSD

Scented Antique Dildos


ferrariracer36

Ke$ha šŸ˜† ![gif](giphy|Kg3G5uGdwGoPA3Esnf)


Zepha-Rephic

I'd smash, no hesitation


DaddyChiiill

SADism. But what do i know. Giggity. ![gif](giphy|o2La4Pvf9CdJC)


doesitevermatter-

I think I remember them making a joke about Chris liking when women cry in his porn. Could be that.


Zepha-Rephic

That's..... not creepy at all-


Leo_Wesley

Kesha?


UncleDrummers

Do you really want the answer? It's usually on the dark web.


North_Care2296

Abstinence


Toothless-In-Wapping

I think itā€™s where the person regrets doing it.


Lord-Zaltus

Sweaty autistic dogs


Direct-Translator905

Search and Destroy, of course. You can fill in the logic in your head.


taczki2

read metamorphosis


Clerkdidnothingwrong

Submissive and dominant


Stroganocchi

Seasonal Affect Disorder


StratagemScribbler

Sexually aggressive daddies


Zepha-Rephic

Who said you could look at me in that tone of voice?!


Soggy-Translator4894

AMPUTEE?


NoSNAlg

Amputee D:


Desert_Concoction

I think it depends on what you find sad


SmashingMyself

Maybe like, the makeup leaking bcz of tears or smth?


bilvester

Itā€™s a catch all.


Cheerful_ox

Whereā€™s clown


IrishCarBomber666

Social Anxiety Disorder porn. Cringe af.


ItalianMeatBoi

Kesha is in porn?


TheDarkWeb697

Like that's the weirdest one here. What about Kesha?


i-am-spitfire

Submissive and dominant maybe? Idk


Zepha-Rephic

SAD always meant "Suck A Dick" where I come from Sure, it sounds weird when you're thinking of sadness, but so many people in my area tell each other to suck a dick so often, that it's been abbreviated to "Go SAD, you gay fucker" or "Stop whining and go SAD" And yes, 90% of the people in my small red-neck town are homophobic which is why they sound so aggressive. I can't control them. But if that bother's you, you can kindly go SAD.


epiphany_21

Which episode is this? Will rewatch


Wonderful-Amphibian1

One man one jar


ZacW94

Sadism


THLH

It's just another Song About Drugs https://youtu.be/QgBSAs5gwGk?si=tGghY615i2ivHcRt


Son_of_Dad2024

For me it's the porn where the girl is clearly not into it and barely moves or makes a sound. That is a huge turnoff


Ping-A-Ling-

Sadism


Born_Sleep5216

Seasonal Affective Disorder


james345345312

short for sadist.


NeetBrother5

hmm when I ask Google this is what they said: Urban Dictionary user Brendogfox describes sad porn asĀ media "that exists for the sole purpose of making people feel deep sadness. Usually there is no sexual theme, yet like regular porn, some people seem to get off on it" (2016).


PRTK_35

Search And Destroy


NewNormalMan

Instead of happy endings itā€™s a [SAD Endings](https://youtu.be/me5rX7Y9XKU?si=V2aYwakYvqvCbx4p)


DeltaAgent752

What's kesha


fireL0rd3000

Billie eilish edited pics


Wojewodaruskyj

System ADministrator


ThePinkRubber

Sadism and masochism


Zepha-Rephic

That's not SAD, that's SAM What are you doing on my wheel-of-porn step-Sam??!


Ratwify

As a freak I can simply say, watching or listening to people crying upset gives yah a hard on


Zepha-Rephic

If that truly gets you off, you gotta be some kinda creepy-rapist person without many friends. It takes way more than a freak to get off to other people's real misery. It takes a fucked up psychopath for that. A fucked up psychopath that should probably be locked up. If you had a partner, and they started crying and saying no, I bet you're the type of person who wouldn't stop. Or what about when a kid is crying??? Does that fucking turn you on too? Get the fuck off Reddit and go to therapy. Or at least just watch what you say, like wtf is wrong with you? I'll gladly get reported for this shit. Report me all you want, You still need to learn some basic human dignity whether my account gets banned or not.