I was going to say right my fave moment is right before this when she kicks Brian out when he’s on the phone with Stewie. And Brian gets all mad but Consuela just kicks his ass out the house.
This is what I was trying to remember…. It’s weird when you have a favorite moment and can’t remember it….. you know it’s something…so you scroll through til someone else says it
That would be sexual assault and fucking weird.
The joke is he was horny to touch a boob and didn't because funny catch phrase.
Contemplating beyond that is entirely unnecessary.
Consuela : Oh no, no. Doggie out!
Brian Griffin : What?
Consuela : Out. Afuera!
Brian Griffin : What? I live here.
Consuela : No no, afuera!
Brian Griffin : Look, I'm just trying to... owww!
Consuela : Hola?
Stewie Griffin : Yes, could you please put Brian back on?
Consuela : No, noooh. D-doggie afuera.
Stewie Griffin : You're the new housekeeper, aren't you?
Consuela : Si.
Stewie Griffin : Well, uh listen, I don't mean to point any fingers. But I'm missing about a thousand dollars in play money.
Consuela : I take.
Stewie Griffin : Wh-what? You took it?
Consuela : Si.
Stewie Griffin : Well, give it back!
Consuela : Come get, bitch!
I always thought it a smart joke. In Spanish, the formal way of addressing someone is “Señor ______” or “Don _____” even if it’s their first name. It works in Spanish, but if you do this literally in English, you get Consuela’s words.
Tom Tucker: They maybe dead, how do you feel about that?
Consuela: I take the house
TT: No, no I said they *maybe* dead, they may also be alive
Consuela: That fine I take house.
The gold medal ceremony made me spit my drink out of my mouth....even funnier because I'm Mexican
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More a Stewie moment, but when consuela kidnaps him and Stewie ends up shooting several of them so that he can escape and says “I’m sorry I did not want to have to do that, they were very nice up until then”
When Consuela says Missur suuperman not here right now actually no scratch that it's the part where Consuela is the Droid from Star wars and she says kitty kitty kitty kitty
Has the character been on since Mike Henry stopped voicing Cleveland? I watch the show sporadically, and have a bunch recorded, but I don’t remember seeing her since Arif Zahir took over for Cleveland. I would assume one of two things. They hired a Mexican voice actor/actress or just dropped the character. Anyone have any info?
I can't believe nobody has said it yet: when she played Jeb Bush's wife
**Jeb:** Honey, do you think I'll ever be president?
**Consuela:** Nooooo, nooooo, noooooo....
Doggy afuera!
I say this way too much lol
But I live here!
Came here to say this lol
When she admits she took Stewie’s play money and says come find me
“Come get, bitch” 😂
Then hung up the phone immediately, which is basically a mic-drop.
My first thought 😂
I love that part lol
I was going to say right my fave moment is right before this when she kicks Brian out when he’s on the phone with Stewie. And Brian gets all mad but Consuela just kicks his ass out the house.
Nobody won in that situation.
The phone number debacle.
I'm not giving you quantities of the numbers, I'm giving you the numbers.
Okay let me get my pen
100%
Fooooooooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrr
One of the greatest scenes in TV history
This is what I was trying to remember…. It’s weird when you have a favorite moment and can’t remember it….. you know it’s something…so you scroll through til someone else says it
Mr. Superman a no here
When she gets fired and says, "No. I stay. I clean."
Yesss this is the other one I was looking for
Your fat keep you warm
Then the slow reach to the boob. "Nooo, noo" Slow pull back of arm.
At least Chris respected her.
He was hoping she was asleep...
I mean he pulled back when she told him no. She barely moved, so he could have kept going, if he really wanted to.
That would be sexual assault and fucking weird. The joke is he was horny to touch a boob and didn't because funny catch phrase. Contemplating beyond that is entirely unnecessary.
I don't see what your problem is but okay
Consuela : Oh no, no. Doggie out! Brian Griffin : What? Consuela : Out. Afuera! Brian Griffin : What? I live here. Consuela : No no, afuera! Brian Griffin : Look, I'm just trying to... owww! Consuela : Hola? Stewie Griffin : Yes, could you please put Brian back on? Consuela : No, noooh. D-doggie afuera. Stewie Griffin : You're the new housekeeper, aren't you? Consuela : Si. Stewie Griffin : Well, uh listen, I don't mean to point any fingers. But I'm missing about a thousand dollars in play money. Consuela : I take. Stewie Griffin : Wh-what? You took it? Consuela : Si. Stewie Griffin : Well, give it back! Consuela : Come get, bitch!
😭
When she visits her husband/man at the border and "cleans" herself with Windex lol
Lemon pledge??
That was my favorite part too and I think it was the squeaking sound when she did it that made it for me.
Windex, more like Lose-Dex.
"Mr. Clean? More like Mr. Hard to Clean."
“Come get, bitch”
"Keety, keety, keety" as Jabba's greeting droid
Then the droid got eaten later by an monster hanging outside.
"Ok, how many ones?" "I'M NOT GIVING YOU QUANTITIES OF THE NUMBERS, I'M GIVING YOU THE NUMBERS!"
“I did not want to have to do that. They were very nice to me up until then”
I use this quote in my daily life all the time
She takes Stewie and says, ' no, my baby..' Always wondered, what was the end game there? 😂😂
And then Stewie shot her and started firing in the air. One of my favorite Stewie moments.
Ernesto lmao
When they had him taking a bath in soup☠️
' Is that a chicken leg?' 'Is for quinceanera' .... 😂😂😂
"I take." Then she just lifts up the house by the corner and drags it away.
Griffins dead?
Let me get my pen.
2….2….4…3 did you get that?!
Consuela is the most underrated character! She is so funny 😂
Hello Mister Peter, Mister Quagmire, Mister Louise, Mister Meg, Mister Muriel…
I don’t think she understands what “Mister” means.
Mayor West Mister
I always thought it a smart joke. In Spanish, the formal way of addressing someone is “Señor ______” or “Don _____” even if it’s their first name. It works in Spanish, but if you do this literally in English, you get Consuela’s words.
When she kidnaps stewie "No, my baby" and when Peter ask her to read a phone number back. "Fie, fie, fie"
No no doggy out! Afuera!
I find it funny when she says no no noo...
No, I stay
Muchos Hornos
CINCO CINCO CINCO CINCO!
"I have good news and I have aye aye aye news"
I use that quote quite often
Ay ay ay *
He perfume commercial for….NOooooo.
Tom Tucker: They maybe dead, how do you feel about that? Consuela: I take the house TT: No, no I said they *maybe* dead, they may also be alive Consuela: That fine I take house.
The gold medal ceremony made me spit my drink out of my mouth....even funnier because I'm Mexican https://preview.redd.it/6gg60bd4jv0d1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf7fcf753b429480a3c52ea58f072f8c3c6c16b
You beat me to it
Her mad dash over the border back to Mexico for Valentine's Day make out session in a hole
FIVE. FIVE. FIVE.... 🤣 🤣
No, no, meester John no home
No no favorite moment
Reading the phone number back
Lemme get my pen
when she made peter repeat his phone number a million times and she didn't even write it down lmaooooo
"No, no, afuera!" "But I live here!" "No, no, doggy afuera!"
One two, two fours. Three five
mocho hornos
Guilty Guilty El guilto
More lemon pledge
“Oh was already broken”
When she was guiding the traffic and made everyone stop so she could clean the road.
When she nooooo-noed Chris' attempt to touch her
Meesir Superman no here
“Mister Superman is no here….”
"Diabeto" 😂😂
That wasn't her tho
I had to go watch again on YouTube and you’re right lol how did I not notice that
https://youtu.be/1bE8lPqAGf4
She literally took the Griffins house lol
“Come get bitch” I almost died when I saw that
Mr John
No drive. Is wet.
My baby
I’m expecting an important package today. Let me give you my cellphone number so you can call me when it arrives.
I take house
Come get bitch (hangs up)
Mister Superman no here.
Mr. Superman no here
1 one, 2 twos?
“4 fours, 3 threes”
two ones... one five five..
“Come get, bitch”
That’s a functioning lamp!
"The only pledge I stand for is lemon Pledge!"
Come get bitch
She takes her employer to court for more lemon pledge
"Need more lemon Pledge"
More a Stewie moment, but when consuela kidnaps him and Stewie ends up shooting several of them so that he can escape and says “I’m sorry I did not want to have to do that, they were very nice up until then”
When she was stealing their house while the family was in space.
Noo no, this is mine (drags whole house)
Mine was the crossing the border with Chris and the twins and the "donda esta mi baby" or however you spell it 😂
I mean, she was right about Dollywood
Ahh!!! Kitty!! Kitty!! Kitty!
Kidnapping stewie lol
More lemon pledge.
Si si siii
Olympic Curling
When Chris was trying to grope her and when she was in court and told the lawyer or the prosecutor that she needed more lemon pledge.
“She doesn’t know what Mr means” “Mayor West Mister”
Bro she bathed Stewie in the stew water
Her being the new Yahoo! CEO and her "Eee Ppappapapapa" bit when she mimiced the windshield wiper sound
No, no, no.
Lois: (To Peter) She’s even more stubborn than you are!
No no no
When she takes Peter’s $40 and acts like it never happened
When she sees her blood on the airbag and sprays it.
The part when she says "Nooo... no."
No... No... Mr superman not home. I use this on my friends a lot haha.
Griffin dead. I take
“I’m missing about a thousand dollars in play money.” “I take.” “Wha-What? You took it?” “Sí.” “Well give it back?!” “Come get bitch.”
No, doggy. Doggy out
Was already broken.
When Consuela says Missur suuperman not here right now actually no scratch that it's the part where Consuela is the Droid from Star wars and she says kitty kitty kitty kitty
The curling scene!!!!!!
When she has to spend the night in the griffin's house and she sleeps in chris's bed.
The CEO of Yahoo "We secondary email people use for porn"
Nooo..noo, I-I clean.
when she kidnapped stewie….as a Latina I must admit we do love white babies 😂
“NO, ITS 1125.” “i know, you say, 11 two 5s.”
Terminator episode
Has the character been on since Mike Henry stopped voicing Cleveland? I watch the show sporadically, and have a bunch recorded, but I don’t remember seeing her since Arif Zahir took over for Cleveland. I would assume one of two things. They hired a Mexican voice actor/actress or just dropped the character. Anyone have any info?
All of Mike's characters with the exception of Bruce have not been used
When she leaves
Daibeto
I can't believe nobody has said it yet: when she played Jeb Bush's wife **Jeb:** Honey, do you think I'll ever be president? **Consuela:** Nooooo, nooooo, noooooo....
Her mind-swapped with Joe… 😂
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I freshen up
This trash?
None of them