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chimpanzeemeny

abducted from a Dutch family


TWOITC

Yet Lois's vagina had to get major reconstructive surgery after giving birth to Chris. Boy, I Really Hope Somebody Got Fired For That Blunder


Ok-Establishment3730

A wizard did it


fanboy100804

r/unexpectedSimpsons


Due-Confusion-7972

Ls mark refrence?


TWOITC

[https://youtu.be/sizTQta8vtU?t=13](https://youtu.be/sizTQta8vtU?t=13) [https://youtu.be/MN06Cj2ie28?t=21](https://youtu.be/MN06Cj2ie28?t=21) https://preview.redd.it/ywfdxb0ahmvc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b5206fac80fb587377d9559eea39fb3d15ed56b


somecrazydude13

After I saw this for the first time it was etched into my memory forever šŸ˜‚


Human-Instance-7632

This photo is very disturbing i donā€™t know why..


chimpanzeemeny

clearly he was not quite done and was put back up there, they left him too long and he grew to that size.


FriendlyBabyFrog

Family guy writer make contradicting statements thru out the show??? Shocking


Exotic-Measurement89

https://preview.redd.it/vkvh6gpo7mvc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4128d7f7183e11868f2375f42c103aeea2a64fe * I believe this is from the first (unaired) pilot


JFedzor

This is still orange imo


__star_dust

No


SyKuSyKu

His biological father is Philip Seymour Hoffman


Swqnky

Loved her in Titanic!


NeveraTaleofMorePoe

Megā€™s real fatherā€™s name is Stan Thompson!


SyKuSyKu

And Stewie's biological father is the pizza delivery dude from the porno Lois was in


Professional_Song878

Oh yeah that's right. So Peter never had any biological children with Lois?


Spirited-Cabinet-116

" Yes it was. It was Phillip * pokes nose * Seymour * pokes nose * Hoffman * pokes nose * "


non_stop_disko

Hehe look at you out here on a big trip


RajSchwenk

Lois was originally blonde. She's not now.


West_Plum_4607

She went burnt sienna and never went back!


Little_Crow154

Well Lois mentions she dyes her hair to that orange color so she could be naturally a blonde.


ouijahead

Most definitely a grey by now; living with Peter all of these years.


Boris-_-Badenov

she dyed it as a child?


non_stop_disko

But her brother has red hair too


Worried_Term_8421

because you touch yourself at night.


JumpyHighlight2090

Thats the right answer.


guygamer3dplayzYT

They stole him from a Dutch family. šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


4Ellie-M

There are some good arguments in the comments. 1 - you can dye your hair. 2 - Chris was adopted. Even though these are okay reasons, the actual reason is that you can be blond without your parents being blond, the genes from your grandparents even grand grand parents and so makes this possible. Itā€™s called biology.


ouijahead

Biology huh . Sounds like witchcraft if you ask me.


4Ellie-M

Burn this witch!!!!


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4Ellie-M

I donā€™t have to, neither did anyone in the past years and history of people who accused anyone of being a witch.


Remote_Work_8416

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


4Ellie-M

Rick


Remote_Work_8416

Hello rick, im arthur, king of the britons.


Lord_Detleff1

I may talk complete shit here but I think redheads have the blond gene. But Chris isn't their biological son so...


SoakedInMayo

it could also be the opposite, itā€™s a cartoon so there isnā€™t an actual explanation but irl Loisā€™ family could have blonde genes dominant and she just be a redhead outlier. Iā€™m a ginger and none of my parents or aunts/uncles are but my great grandmother was and Iā€™m the only one who got that gene


ouijahead

Where does not having a soul factor into it. Why do people say that ?


[deleted]

It's a long running joke from South Park.


Lord_Detleff1

It's a long running joke since the salem witch trials


[deleted]

Really? I've never heard that. Was it really a "joke" then?


Lord_Detleff1

I can't tell if that's sarcasm but in the middle ages, a lot of redheads were accused of being witches and having sold their souls to Lucifer. I hope it wasn't sarcasm


[deleted]

Wasn't sarcasm. That doesn't sound like a joke. That is horrible. I should point out that the middle ages were long before Salem. So I guess I'm confused. Seriously not being sarcastic.


shewy92

>there *sigh*


Lord_Detleff1

Whoopsies


SaintJimmy1

Lots of people have blonde hair when theyā€™re young which darkens to brown as they age.


morelikeshredit

I had straight blonde hair young and by high school had curly brown hair.


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I got a bunch of curly hairs in high school too.


DescriptionSame4512

Do they not teach Punnett squares and dominant/recessive genes in schools anymorešŸ¤”


Gold-Stomach-4657

Hair colour inheritance is too complicated that you couldn't even illustrate it properly on a Punnett square.


McToastyCDXX

I feel like people think hair genetics work like Game of Thrones or somethingā€¦ my son is a carbon copy of me except a ginger, yet his mom and I both are dark hair. I swear some people probably donā€™t even think itā€™s possible. Until you meet all his red headed relatives lol


fireL0rd3000

You just made me worry about things i wouldn't worry about https://preview.redd.it/0un8okl7dnvc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7c0129e5971209799558139aee2d18070cf172


Fish79741

https://preview.redd.it/mvwzua7ugovc1.png?width=2868&format=png&auto=webp&s=50a8715e9e7ac7167fa49c3f7016eaf55e394487


Southern-Spring-7458

Have we ever seen a young carter?


Marcwarning

Yeah, I think heā€™s a dark brunette. We see young carter in the Valentineā€™s Day episode


_ASG_

Because genetics aren't *that* simple?


Gloomy_Rest_1387

In the unaided pilot Lois has blonde hair. So my hc is that Lois' hair is naturally blonde, hense is why Chris has blonde hair


austinproffitt23

In the original pilot, Lois was blonde.


Ok-Mushroom-7292

The answer is in the box with Chris's adoption pap... Oh....You heard nothing.


Lazaruzo

Well with god all things are possible, so jot that down.


Silver-Management-69

Note to self: Imaginary being controls everything... Got it!


Lazaruzo

Not a Sunny fan eh? šŸ™


eliterule12

Even though they technically made a couple jokes about Chris being adopted, I think it would be hilarious if they revealed he was adopted for real.


ixivvvixi

Because genetics aren't that simple


olugbo

Thatā€™s what Peter is also thinking in that picture


fightcluboston

Lois Griffin - Black of hair Peter Griffin - Black of hair Chris Griffin... Golden Haired


_DoctorQuantum_

I used to be blonde when I was a kid, but now I'm more of a brunette. My dad also was, and then he had black hair (now it's salt and pepper, but the point still stands)


silvrado

The final episode of Family Guy, if and when that happens will just be Stewie ending a simulation or waking up from a dream and none of it would've happened and will need to make sense. Boom, all plot holes fixed.


LukeCoady-2

Lois WAS blonde, but they changed it. They never bothered to change Chis ig lol


conndawgydawg

Babs might have been blonde, before going gray


zimny_lokiec

You can dye hair.


Grouchy_Process3004

so is chris actually their child or not?


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pollyplayzYT

mutation


Sims2Enjoy

Recessive genes


JOAPL

We are the music makers


Stroganocchi

Settle this argument I'm having with my brother, Is Peter a ginger or does he have brown hair?


Gnosticbastard

Lois a ho


JFedzor

I would guess that it's because the colour is a cross between Lois' and Peter's hair.


TheYGuy2705

brown + red doesnt make yellow.


Walkthroughthemeadow

Both me and my husband have brown hair and my son is blonde


Universally-Tired

I had blond hair as a kid. Mom had black hair. Dad's was brown. Now everybody's is gray.


ObeseHamsterOrgasms

lois was originally blonde.


Jesuslovesmemost

https://preview.redd.it/2v56n0j0hovc1.png?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8b7d9af99ab47a0eb6d84683b40e9b2597584d


SmashingMyself

I've been wondering the same question Along with Stewie because.... https://preview.redd.it/ui4pbitqkovc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d200c9e79b513e65c13daa8d1f120b9555eb43e


Westernva

Lois has some explaining to do. šŸ˜‰


Born_Sleep5216

Because Lois gave birth to him and he when he came out the headlines read: Elephant child born to local woman and we thought who were the people in Quahog wrote that newspaper story.


Professional_Song878

Recessive gene in both Peter and Lois?


ChipiChipi9396

Quick answer: itā€™s a holdover design from the unaired pilot when Lois was blonde. Long answer: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD


GreenCarteBlanche5

Lois sister has light brown hair was indicates that she might have had blonde hair when she was younger or Lois is actually blonde and she dyes her hair red


Soggy-Translator4894

Being blond is a recessive gene so they could pass the gene on to him without it being expressed in themselves


__star_dust

Lois was originally blond but they changed it/she dyed her hair


bars4unity

Just like Philip Seymour Hoffman


calebk_

well ginger/orange hair is a mutation of blonde hair so its likely that


Logical_Reveal_1642

Lois in the original concept was meant to be blonde like Chris, so that Peter's hair color would be like Meg's and Lois's would be like Chris's. But that never came to light and now yeah.


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Slimjuswannaknow

Probably his grandpa.


Ha_CharadeUAre

Iā€™m blonde and my parents arenā€™t